unasked-for schizo prompt...
subject is [blank], text is [blank], the style is: raw naive outsider digital drawing, crude hand-drawn mobile-phone/MS-Paint-like illustration, intentionally amateur and unpolished, awkward simplified anatomy, strange slightly forlorn cartoon character, stiff frontal pose, disproportionately large head and small body, uneven asymmetrical facial features, tiny dot pupils, blank worried or exhausted expression, thin shaky black outlines drawn freehand with inconsistent pressure, irregular wobbly contours, occasional stray marks and imperfect joins, no line smoothing, no clean vector quality. Flat solid color fills only, absolutely no shading or realistic rendering, very limited muted palette with one or two oddly bright accent colors. Large areas of empty flat background surrounding the figure, sparse composition, subject isolated near the center inside a roughly rectangular hand-drawn field or patch whose edges are visibly uneven and organic. Small crude decorative marks, stars, scratches, or meaningless symbols scattered sparsely around the subject. Strong contrast between the central picture area and the outer background. Handwritten caption placed beneath the image, very thin scratchy irregular lettering, uneven spacing and letter heights, visibly written by hand rather than typeset. The overall feeling is personal, diaristic, deadpan, melancholy, awkward, slightly absurd, vaguely unsettling but also funny; homemade internet outsider art, notebook doodle, DIY zine aesthetic, anti-polish, anti-professional illustration, deliberately plain and emotionally blunt. Keep the image extremely simple, flat, sparse, lopsided and imperfect; do not beautify it, do not add sophisticated lighting, texture, painterly effects, polished cartoon rendering, smooth vectors, gradients, 3D depth, detailed backgrounds, or conventional cute character design.
