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>>110000945>Super Incelligence
>>110000949SHUT UP LIBERAL
Turns out if you go 4 months without actually doing any work HR will find out and confront you about it lol
>>110001000You must have zero managers because i would've been corrected before the middle of the week.
>>110001005skill issue, I guess
Can I go into sales without being a turbo gigachad?
>>110001023uh NO, lol
california is really nice but we gotta do something about all of these immigrants man
>>110001112Yeah when are we finally gonna return this place to the NATIVE Americans?
>ask team if they wanna hang out this day/time>only the hot girl accepts>i don't have any friends to bring and make it less date-like. I'm only capable of meeting people on dating apps but then I'd feel like i'm cuckqueening her
>>110001112b-but I thought trump had expelled all of them, charged $100k for each one companies hired, and built a wall in the mexican border (that they paid for)?
>>110001186Time to talk about your Warhammer 40k & Anime Figurine collection chad.
i feel bad whenever I hear my coworkers talk about india, but like....
Anyone else unbelievably comfy at work?
>>110001470No, I work with jeets
Okay but seriously why do they all use the white thumbs up emoji? There was this jeet at work and I was thinking to myself "he seems chill, he's not like the others" and then he reacted to my message with a white thumbs up emoji and I saw him eating the curry dipped in bread with his hands in the cafeteria. such a betrayal.
>>110001513Brahmin are Ayran benchod.
Why is the bar for software engineers so insanely high now? Is everyone just getting smarter in this field? The job was so much easier 10 years ago and the competition was nothing like what it is today.
>>110001513oh and he also said one of those stupid jeet-isms like "thank you for connecting" after a short meeting
>>110001543its called>competitionyou actually have to know how to program if you want to get a job now
>>110001005I went a whole year once before my manager said anything.
>>110001608The programming isn't the hard part. It's the million different frameworks and services and system design patterns you have to be an expert in now just to be considered for an interview. I'm in my late 30s and I can't keep up with this anymore.
>>110001608>you actually have to know how to program if you want to get a job nowThis. It's actually pleasant.
>>110001543This isn't carpentrg that has remained practically the same for thousands of years, tech is an emergent field
>>110001005How do you find a job like this? If I don't commit code literally every single day, my boss gets annoyed and starts making remarks about it in front of the entire team on the next day's standup.
>>110001645meant for >>110001000
>>110001627meanwhile all of these "scary" interviews are actually like>can you solve this leetcode medium>whats a segfault>why shouldn't you share a pointer across 3000 threads
>>110001655I'm talking about senior level in web dev.
>>110001655>Meanwhile Amazon Devops>5 hour technical interview process>Do you have certs or knowledge about Networking technology>Do you understand Firewalls, IPS, IDS, Hacking, can you configure an ACL>Can you solve Leetcode Hard>Can you describe in detail the full setup of servers, cloud, and data centers>Can you program in Python, C, C+, Assembly>Can you full stack program from web dev to databases and scriptingIf you fail out of the later interviews they slot you in at a lower end job but if you pass all of it they put you towards the top of the positions.
>>110001676>Amazonlol
>>110001676So you still get a job even if you fail? That's better than literally any other company.
>>110001700If you fail entirely they offer you a IT position at the warehouse. But if you pass 1 or more technical interviews they slot you in somewhere. Turnover rate is almost 50% over the course of 2 years for the average dev.
>>110001700Amazon is pretty desperate, they've kind of fucked their reputation and competent people avoid them.
>>110001676I remember my Amazon questions weren't hard, but the 1st interviewer worded it in the most retarded way possible so i struggled and didn't get the job
>>110001707>Turnover rate is almost 50%How is that possible in this job market?
>>110001722I really don't see them as FAGMAN they are more industrial tech but with slightly better pay. Hell i bet high end loss prevention at walmart would pay more. >>110001728Shitloads of newgrads, non FAGMAN trying to get into the big companies moving in and random ass masters degree holders with bootcamps tend to make up a much larger majority of the people compared to the rest that rely on Ivy/High end private colleges.
>>110001741I've applied to amazon dozens of times and have never even gotten an interview.
>>110001759Did you not go to college? Is your resume messed up in some way? Do you have anime girls in your email signature?
>>110001776I have a non tech degree but 12 years of experience. I would unironically take any swe job at amazon for any amount of pay just so I can have a faang company on my resume.
>>110001786>12 years of experience.They probably think they can't get away with abusing you and that's why they're not trying to hire you.
>>110001786Gotta see that Resume. Also if its Devops you might have to suck it up and get a IT certification like a cloud & networking cert. If it's purely programming then those slots are likely less common since amazon does alot more IaaS/Compute than they do actual programming. IDK its a large company even i can't gauge it properly.Post that resume with identifiable info missing.
>>110000977>Last meal
>>110000977>she drinks coffee with milk
>>110001841DELETE THAT ANON-SAMA
>>110001841what's wrong with that? it's tasty
saw a posting for secure digital comms consultant for €250/h meanwhile im working full-stack embedded+ci/cd for €75/hbrb, reschooling
>>110001676lol lmao I never even got a proper interview with amazon, they kept sending me OAs with leetcode super hardsthank god
>>110001868You are going to need it any consulting position like that includes actual work.
My brother lost his job to AI. Not assumptions, they just told him that's the case. I looked it up and his company had tons of reviews of being way overpriced and a scam, so he should have seen this coming. They were basically doing asset flips and template deployments, so no surprise
>>110000945I don't want to go to work, like I am dreading it as I am getting ready for it.What are some questions I can answer myself so I can look for a better company next time?I work at a msp and will be laid off by 30th November.
>>110001543Economy is doing bad + outsourcing + le magic AIs will make software engineer ms irrelevant somehow.It will bounce back, these things are cyclical in most fields.
>>110002141two of the things you listed are not cyclical at all and are in fact completely unprecedentedmanufacturing never came back
>>110002151NTA some of the manufacturing came back but we are talking 1/5th the manpower requirement compared to the 1970's. It has to exist within certain conditions. At the moment conditions aren't good.
>>110001759Same>>110001776PhD from a top school, ex-microsoft, 5 yoe, and a few startups. Very well-proven track record in both dev and research.
>>110002225Breh what the fuck i went to some degree mill for a masters in CS and got a job at amazon. Not the same dude who made the post btw. I wonder if the other anon was right about taking in those who are willing to accept abuse.
>>110002234I've been joking about obviously having been put in some sort of blacklist somewhere. It feels less like a joke every day though.
>>110002243Remove the Phd and try again.
It's only been 12 years since the IT boom back when you could apply for a junior dev job and the interview was them just telling you to write fizzbuzz.
I can barely understand what the jeetoids are sending on teams this moring
>>110002251During the last job search campaign I did that. Just master's + work exp, adjusted all dates, etc.Still no go.
Do you take part in the cover letter humiliation ritual?
>>110002285I am so sorry anon. <3
>>110002293Never once used one. Fuck that gay shit desu.
>>110001000Nice binary
>>110001676>>5 hour technical interview processLOL, how about no.
>>110000707All jobs are like that, except for the amazing comp package and office amenities, so count your blessings. Try using Matt Pocock's skills with Claude.
>>110000707Oh yeah, you're definitely not making it through your probatory period lmao
8 hours at the prompt factory does nothing to improve my software engineering and coding skills which i need to clear interviews. Only jobs I've ever gotten were jobs where there were no coding rounds. I feel sick.
>>110003459Working a regular programming job never helped me either. Maybe I could rattle a bit about architecture, but that seemed to always be worthless.
>>110003459Frankly I was in the same boat before AI even hit, you get comfortable with the practices of your team/company and optimize that, forgetting the ocean of stuff outside that tiny bubble.
Serious question. How's the job market in france now for a full remote job? 4yoe and can speak fluent french. I'm thinking of marrying my gf and going there but I don't know how the market is right now.
>>110004146they have enough browns there already
>>110004152I know but is it easy to get a remote tech job? Comfy if possible
>>110004146Consider revolution.
>>110004158Not particularlyit's.... fine
>>110004214>>110004193So, possible? What are the law benefits? Is the interview process hard?
>accidentally spill my coffee on my mahogany office table>oops>look around, all out of napkins>see some anons CV laying there>use it to mop up the coffee, then throw it in trash>adjust monocle and give a sensible chuckle
>>110004146>>110004158Speaking from Germany, there are quite a few open positions but all of them require like 5-10 yoe and the pay is like 1-2 to 1/3 of what Americans ITT claim they make.
>>110003355I was never told anything about a probationary period
>>110004820France would be similar but 1/3 to 1/4 (how are germans so rich?)I hear webcucks are well into the 5-7 interviews jeetcode insanity though
why is this dude requesting a pr review at 7:13 amwhat is wrong with you
>>110004820Can I get a german remote job from france? I speak german.>>110004914Shit that sounds like complete ass. Do I really need to suck the jeetcode cock?
its one of those mornings again
>>110004820>and the pay is like 1-2 to 1/3 of what Americans ITT claim they makeyou're not going to make US salaries in europe working in tech mate
>>110004847lmaoooo it was over before it even started for you
>cto trying to generate feature tasks and code changes using ai >result is ai slop that must be manually reviewed by humans anywayi just realized we went back to the waterfall model holy shit
>>110000977>Milk in the coffeeAww did widdle baby need two sugars as well?
>>110005208>no more agilewtf I love AI now!!
>>110001180>Wake up in Native America>Wigwam is leaking again>Go to Casinomart to gamble for some duct tape>Get 3 lemons at the slot machine >mfw
>>110001645gov job > contracting > non tech industry > tech companyIn order of how lazy you can be in your role and the overall pace of work.
>be american>have to listen to euros online cry about your meme $90k salary all day>meanwhile your house made out of toothpick costed $600k, 95% financed at 7% interest>euro that is whining lives for free in stone castle that his ancestor built in 578 AD
>>110004914>I hear webcucks are well into the 5-7 interviews jeetcode insanity thoughThree for me and it wasn't leetcode. Architecture etc. is more important here.>>110004985>Can I get a german remote job from france? I speak german.Remote is going to be difficult.>>110005132Of course not.
>>110005462Why is remote going to be difficult? Also what kind of architecture in your case
>>110005462Yeah my globohomocorp with offices all over the world doesn't allow me to remote outside of the country.. don't know if that goes for other companies though
>>110005526>Why is remote going to be difficult?Barely any remote positions left. Especially if you're not from Germany.>Also what kind of architecture in your caseArchitectural questions, i.e. which database types exist what are useful for what, can you explain this pattern used in the backend, etc.
>>110005461I will never inherit anything because my parents are mentally challenged. My father spends all his time drinking in a cabin that is ready to collapse and my mother rents like a fucking moron despite being steadily employed for the last 20 years.
>>110005461Hopefully Trump brings in more Vanjeetas to drive down salaries even more.
>>110005208>i just realized we went back to the waterfall model holy shitYes, every attempt at ai ends up like that. Remember to write your task spec in excruciating details before even getting started, too.
>>110005575>which database types exist what are useful for what,Postgres and everything else is a meme that doesn't scale, is slower, and also might give you the fuzzy feeling you get when gambling as it can give incomplete results.Any other answer is junior-tier bullshit from incompetent non-tech-experienced interviewers.
>>110005668MySQL for everything is a good enough answer in most cases but there are specialized cases where other types make more sense.
>>110005694Yes, I would accept mysql or mariadb as well.
>>110005706Oh one good question that I've remembered is how to handle live-updates. If the candidate doesn't have visible disgust on their face they are clearly still junior-level.
>>110005735Heh, that's a good one actually.
>>110005575Germany is flooded with IT Indians I've heard
>>110005859The German job market is so competitive if you don't speak perfect German you are already out.
>>110005859Every fucking country on earth is, they're like a plague of locusts
>tests fail>rerun the build, wait an hour>different test fails>rerun the build, wait an hour>two more tests fail this time>rerun the build, wait yet another hour>tests pass>@everyone review pls!!!
Are frontend dev jobs basically impossible to get now? I've been applying daily to every new frontend job that's posted in the US for 2 months now and I haven't gotten a single interview yet.
>>110006804Congrats you are well on your way to causing many incidents
>>110006804hey, you should be happy you're being paid for that
>>110005846
>>110002141>It will bounce back, these things are cyclical in most fields.No they're not. You're just repeating a lie told to you by the people who want you eliminated from their expense sheet.
>2026>impossible to get a gf without tattoos, isnt a total disloyal slut, isn't retarded>impossible to get a job (over or under qualified with a cs degree) Its fucking beyond over
>>110001798I've legitimately been thinking about cutting down my resume and just lying and applying for a junior/mid position. The only time I got a callback I only filled in 2 jobs on the form because they don't bother looking at CVs anymore I guess.
>>110008489that's rough but this is a thread for people who have jobs. btw I just bought a fat new house and had a kid with my beautiful wife.>>109999215you'll fit right in
>>110002293>ChadGPG rite me a covur ladder, praise some rando BS about de company, keep it breef>Taylor id to sho of rippling intelekt ov rum temp aye queThere, done.
>>110008489>>impossible to get a gf without tattoos, isnt a total disloyal slut, isn't retardedhypergamous foids do be like that.I've been volcel for the past few months, not having to do the humiliation ritual/jestermaxxing has been so nice...That said I have a job as a senior engineer at a startup so they've been working me to the bone. It will be worth it when my monopoly money (equity) becomes real money tho
I'm so fucking doomer about these return-to-work policies1 day a week in the office2 days a weeknow 3 days a week is relative standardOUR PROGENY WILL HAVE NO IDEA OF THE QUALITY OF LIFE WE CHERISHED FOR THESE PAINFULLY SHORT YEARS AS THEY ONCE AGAIN TRUDGE INTO THE OFFICE FIVE DAYS A WEEK
>>110008765>OUR PROGENYThis board isn't for you, normie.
>>110002141>>110008416The economy collapsed 20 years ago and has not bounced back.
>>110005461>>meanwhile your house made out of toothpick costed $600k, 95% financed at 7% interestIf you're not from the US this might sound exaggerated, it's not. That's actually a pretty good deal.
holy shit it's only wednesday
>>110008765desu I like being in the office it's just the commute I can't stand.
>>110008765okay but have you considered that the office provides you with discounted beef shoulder risotto and free protein bars in the break room?
>>110008818Where I am its friday
>>110008869I've got a protein bar for you in my pants
>>110008929faggot ass nigga
>>110008873Where I am is where you'll never be and don't you ever FUCKING forget it
>>110008818>>110008873you nigga crazy, it's THURSDAY
why are there so many turd worlders (europeans) in my aryan technology board
am a latinx
I want to blogpost more about my job but my paranoia stops me. The opps could be lurking at any time
>>110008818>>110008873>>110008949bros, quit playing, you know it's Sunday.
>>110008765you should definitely quit your job in protest, so that somebody else who wants the money can go to office 5 days a week.
>>110007243They're not failing because of a specific problem with my build, it's because of stupid shit like errors with the testing platform, or my favorite:>Test Failed: (X) promise did not complete in 3.0 secondsI'm not even working in QA and when I was studying for interviews I learned from like 7 different sources to never write tests that do this shit
>>110005866i don't speak any German, however I support this.
>>110009074your shit is too slow slop-kiddy.thank you, come again.
>>110009074>not my problem, I'll just rerun the tests over and over rather than try to get this resolvedJunior dev mindset
>>110008957Fun fact: we're blocked.>>110009004Go ahead.>>110008869I like office, but it's actually tiring even with free coffee. 4h commute, just to sit with dying boomers from accounting and interns watching car videos.
In a few more weeks he’s going to start bitching that Apple Park is actually really boring because the circle symmetry means everything looks the same.
>>110005859>>110005866"It is not", but actually it is.Germany and France are literally running coordinated retirement house masquerading as tech jobs. I'm tired of pretending that boomer who forgets which ppt slide he is on, is having some arcane skill.
>Dodged another round of Amazon layoffsMaybe I will actually make it to 10 years.
>>110009308>because the circle symmetry means everything looks the same.okay but that's true though the place is a labyrinthI had to pull out my phone and open up apple maps a few times during my first week
>>110005859you mean, the entire world?
>>110009570nippon has fallen....
>>110008519I have a job and a gf. I just want double again
>>110009159>not my problemcorrect, QA should be fixing this shitI already have my own problems to deal with in a massive cluster fuck of a code base and I barely know how to open tickets in the internal ticketing system (we don't use jira), so I have no idea if there's already a ticket for this flaky test and someone hasn't gotten around to it. I'm working on a project that's going to require bothering a ton of different teams to get them to fix their shit to accommodate my shit so the last thing I want to do is assign more work to other people on my first few weeks.
I shower for 1 hour everyday
>We switched to AI dev in the company I work at>Only 1 tech lead in the team and a bunch of devs under him me included>We all start pushing out vibe code>He spends his entire day just reviewing code>Our productivity is sky high now but every time I see him he looks like he wants to kill himself>tfw
we build crud appswe're pivoting to AI orchestration appFuck.
>>110009890stop that, we need that water for datacenters
>Historically, it was expected that everyone reaches the next "level">Not anymore>Ask my manager about promo>Tells me that there aren't any "positions" available for anyone a level up>But>I should keep working hard so that when one "opens up" I COULD be the first up for considerationWould you go for it here? I'm leaning towards coasting since our tech lead is a single autistic Chinese woman.
>>110010174>our tech lead is a single autistic Chinese woman.is she single?
impl Solution { pub fn minimum_cost(n: i32, highways: Vec<Vec<i32>>, discounts: i32) -> i32 { }}
>>110005866>>110005575how are german co-workers?i'm pining for a remote job from my country, but my team will technically be all germans
>>110010213stay in india
>>110010219nah, it's a neighboring country and i literally have blue eyes
>>110010186
>>110010213>how are german co-workers?They're usually typical Germans, self-absorbed and arrogant while having very little to show. If they can they'll snitch on you without a second thought. They never say "I don't know" or "My bad". It's a culture that doesn't tolerate mistakes. Also, contrary to all belief, they're extremely lazy.Of course, there are exceptions and I've worked with some really cool Germans but you won't encounter them too often.
>Engineer drops some absolute bullshit on mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
>>110010213Autistic
>>110010404>>110010711alright, i can work with that. i just need them to learn their proprietary application and then go on and solve tickets
Writing exclamation marks, colons, and slugs, isn't earning me enough money to put up with ebussy's dbus and js.Is there any way to earn extra money (in Europe, and without selling my parts of my body or myself).
>PR has been sitting for 3 days without any review or approvalYeah fuck it I'm going to approve and merge my own PR. Launch is less than 2 weeks away and QA needs time to catch any bugs. >>110011233>in EuropeGet a big tech job in switzerland
>>110011707The entire concept of a "PR" needs drastic overhaul. It's been the worst part of my job for 7 years now. I'm tired of every PR turning into a retarded ego fight and argument, or just straight up ignored, and then management getting confused as to why things move slowly.
>>110010245is it worth getting into Swift (or any other niche tech stack)? I mainly just want to get away from C# and general M$ shit and I moved to Mac recentlyI've also started grinding leetcode againonly solved 135 mostly easy and meds (most of em a long time ago)how do you stick to this shit long term and is premium worth it? I think I struggle with the lack of noticeable progression and lose interest, maybe I should do hards and get used to struggling more
Should I do my yearly attempt at moving to a different team? Last time I tried this I got denied, but got a raise and a fake-ass program to "promote" me. In the meantime, my manager changed and the promotion is basically dead. New manager literally told me that the promotion story was fake and that I was played.
>>110011733Become a Swift Trucker.
>come back from a week vacation >everything is on fire and everyone is upsetOkay well you're just making me want to leave again.
>>110012025brother, you ain't going nowhere unless your boss wants you to
>>110004985>Can I get a german remote job from france? I speak german.yes we have people from Portugal and Ireland working remotely but its a boring finance job.
got offered to become a product manageridk about itany engineers turned product managers itt?>>110011733from what i hear the ios/osx stuff is very comfy and decently paid too
IT'S HAPPENING
>>110012025>Promotion was fake>Got a raise with no extra responsibilitiesHow is that a bad thing? Start looking for jobs and once you have a contract proposal just squeeze them for a promotion/more money or go to new company.
>>110012708thanks jd
>>110005866I wish this was true. Its not. Way too jeeted.
>>110012713>How is that a bad thing? I am getting 0 (zero) industry-relevant experience. At least if I had a techlead title (which they baited me with) then it would mean something in the future for other workplaces, even if I still don't get any industry-relevant experience. A techlead is a techlead, the experience is not the specifics but the general talent of being the main expert and participating in designs and meetings.Also new boss is an asshole and hates me so I want to move.>Start looking for jobsI've been looking for over a year but I have like 1% rate of getting an interview, 2/5 rate of passing HR interview (I rejected one of the 2 I passed), 0/1 rate of passing first technical. That's over a hundred applications for 1 technical interview - which wasn't even supposed to be technical it was over a phone with the teamlead and the cunt decided to ask technical questions, probably to fail me.>inb4 rookie numbersI'm not applying to tiny companies, or to anything with ridiculous requirements. I don't mind lying but there's a limit to how much I can bullshit about. I also don't bother applying to FAGMANs because they are flooded with applicants already, it's like trying to slide to the dms of a celebrity.
Earlier, one or two of you mentioned the concept of being comfy at work. It reminded me of being an intern after my second year of university and working at a hospital. I'd buy coffee from the cafeteria and go into the hospital basement on my computer and sit on Reddit for a while. That was when I just discovered Reddit and I wasn't too familiar with it. But anyways, I'm trying to rekindle that nice spirit of being comfy at work again. I work from home so I should be extremely comfy, but I haven't felt that spiritual sense of comfort in a long time. I don't know why. Is this just a thing that happens when you get older? I'm almost 30.
>>110012698>from what i hear the ios/osx stuff is very comfy and decently paid toono fuck off there's no jobs
>Labor Secretary Keith Sonderling said other companies that would be suspended from the Permanent Labor Certification Program included Cognizant Technology Solutions Corp., Infosys Ltd., Tata, Wipro Ltd., HCL Technologies Ltd., and Capgemini SE. He said there were multiple active federal investigations ongoing into the matter.Not quite the great flush but I’ll take it
>>110012932How's working as it in a hospital? I consider it as my backup. >Comfy at workI usually do the opposite and try to be as stressed as possible.
can't believe I shower every day, put on deodorant, spray cologne, and wash my clothes just to come into the office and feel like a stupid gora
>>110013205I only shower once a day and skip the rest. Deodorant i am allergic too entirely.
>>110013205Next thing you'll be putting on suits!
>>110013138I was born out of my mind there. This was just an intern position and I worked with nobody and I was just in some back room. It was like working in a university back room somewhere where you don't see sunlight and you don't see any other people. It's kind of shit but hey I had an internet connection and could do a lot of whatever.
should I get the belgian waffle, chocolate croissant, or fruit platter for breakfast?very tough choices
>>110012842Standard jobs at $randomcorp are going to carry more BS and press for familiarity with random stacks of tech their leads and managers got roped into. Small companies or focused teams are going to be looking for transferrable skills as far as I'm concerned. The larger companies around here are consulting companies so they want people who can get going fast without catch-up. The few callbacks I got were precisely that over a few months applying basically everywhere. Maybe there's something else to it, but that's my take.
>>110011233I really need money.
>>110013205Yeah but at least that shower is a nice relaxing hour
>>110012708bladdy basterds
>>110012708Msftie here. All my Indian coworkers are crying and shidding in the lobby
>>110012708And now we execute Satya on live tv
>>110012842>1% rate of getting an interviewi want the motherfuckers with this kind of callback rate to post an anonymized CV because it's honestly absolutely appalling to me.i've been getting much, much higher rates and i'm not specialized in anything, have 0 certs and a HS diploma.granted, i'm in the EU, but not a particularly IT-rich part of it either
>>110013205>5/5 in officehonestly, can't go back to that shit. i'd rather take lower pay
kek the redditors on CSCareerQuestions (which btw I took seriously back when I was looking for my first job, and their advice actually worked) have gone from>AI cant do shit just fizz buzz type questionsto>AI cant do much its basically autocompleteto>dont worry guys it still needs supervisionto>dont worry guys they still need someone to blame if things go wrongkek they dont see the trend somehow
>>110013783The crying has to be new at least
>>110013931My work went from 3/5 to 3/5 tues-thurs to 4/5 mon-fri. Looking for a new job right now anyways but this is massive faggotry from upper management.
>>110006804Every time you post you continue showing you are bottom of the barrel incompetent. Literally the only way you ever got an interview is being a jeet, lmao.>waah waaah brahmins are white saar
>>110012932You only discovered Reddit in like 2018?
>>110008781Correct
>>110012708BASEDWTFM$ AND ADOBE ARE SAVEDUSA #1!
>>110013914It's because you're in EU. I come from across the pond and had to move to EU to avoid becoming homeless. In the EU I get an offer within 20 serious applications, with an interview rate at least 25%. In the US, it was 1 in >400 with an interview rate around 0.5%.
>>110014117Yeah America's job market is completely fucked and everyone in charge is pretending everything is okay and anyone who isn't already working or can't get interviews has some sort of moral failing.
>>110014044pr got merged, yay!!!!
>>110014182Based, can't wait for it to cause a prod incident
>>1100140462016didn't get internet until like 2012 at my house because my mother is a hoarder
>>110014117well, damn.i don't think i can do that kind of monkey dance for that long. i've been at it daily for 3 months, and if it wasn't for the fact that i'm doing quite literally NOTHING all day, i wouldn't have the energy to keep up with this shit
>>110014117>>110014150>Work in EU>Low callback rateDamn my CV really is unfiltered dogshit. I went back to the one that got the first callback but translated to English and I'm getting more callbacks now but whew. Shame on me for assuming they wouldn't outsource HR to people who don't even speak the local language.
What's was with the attempted guilt tripping recently?Yeah, I only work 1 hour a day. I don't respect my manager, and I have enough savings that I don't care if I'm fired.If you're a manager posting here, trying to instill fear, maybe consider how you don't inspire your subordinates. Like a military officer, you need to earn respect from the troupe in order to strengthen morale, work ethic and loyalty. That can start by not being a fat ass, and addressing your gross smell.
>>110014463It's a retarded larping boomer, that's all. You can always spot him by his very telling written patterns.
>>110014463I don't know what posts you are talking about. If you mean the guy talking about coasting and his boss was happy he did some overtime, the replies weren't guilt tripping but giving advice. Couldn't give a shit about your company paying you to do nothing. Just letting you know they probably know you are doing nothing, don't delude yourself
>>110001543>FAGMAN companies now have less government funding to hire engineers>executives layoff expensive local hires>executives reduce hiring budgets>managers raise interview bar to cover their own asses on a bad hire >executives use this as a cover for "local talent shortage">executives push AI to reduce workforce>executives hire jeet managers and incentivize hiring of cheap jeet replacements to fill in the gaps until AI replaces them>HR creates ghost postings to project false image of corporate growth and stability to investors>jeet hires are more incompetent than expected>executives start offshoring to LATAM and other SEA countriesyou are here
3 years of remote work has turned my one cute chinese jr dev chubby
I invite anyone to inspire myself and any other slackers to pick up the pace. But it won't be an easy thing to accomplish. I still pay taxes so I'm contributing to society. >>110014581Larping or not, him firing that junior and assigning a staff dev meant nothing. The junior wasn't even trying to hide his slacking. >>110014539>they probably knowIts been like this for 2 years, that time span is quite comforting, it allows me not to care
>>110014981based capybara coconut doggy dev appreciator
>>110014463if you are late career, you do you. really idk either way.>>110014539glad to know my writing patterns are so telling that it's me. actual literacy is upsetting, I know, keep seething.>>110014581probably those posts. untalented do-nothings are pissed that they worked hard and got nowhere. keyword: untalented. My advice was essentially that there's a time to coast and there's a time to push oneself for personal development... coasting on the first job out of college ends up becoming coasting into 30's ends up being low-skilled bum that gets replaced by a jeet.If your manager is a toolbag, go work at a better organization instead of embracing mediocrity; you won't realize that you fucked yourself until your brain slows down, then all you know is an extension of what you already know.TLDR: you might think that you are getting over on your employeer, but you're really just screwing your future prospects.
>>110015138There is no point in hustling when you already get paid well and have shit future job prospects regardless. I hustle with hobbies. Its almost immoral to hustle for my companys mission statement.I'd love to change companies but its infeasible. It'll likely take a year / 300 applications, and result in a salary decrease
>>110015138kek low IQ i can just coast, collect severance and unemployment, and pretend like im the best employee in the world in the interviews for the next one and that they loved me and gave me promotions
>>110015181no, never hustle. a steady pace, 5 hours a day, is the way. I am not sure why that concept is so controversial...>shit future job prospects regardlessi get satisfaction from being good at what I do. alot of devs on 4chan complain about how tech work became a money-mill instead of a gathering of devs that enjoy building things. >>110015219just lol. you will never work with fun people that do smart stuff. then do that, be happy, and keep your mouth shut instead of trying to pollute /twg/ with your slackjawed faggotry.
>>110015259Okay, I think we are on the same page, (boomer) manager broI liked being amongst physics students. I think I'll try to find that again. I am surrounded by product managers and they are chill but not my people.what kind of smart stuff do your people do?
>>110015327garbage-in-garbage out. resilient, high-volume, autoscaling systems that ingest, calculate, and egress predictive analytics.I secretly do a little consulting on the side.founded a startup years ago, that was a good ride, but ultimately failed.developed a video game for mobile.ironically, I'm tired of dealing with the non-technical business leadership assholes on the job so curretnly plotting on how to jump into hard-engineering field something in engineering/industrial/manufacturing space. aquatic drones look really cool.i'm a dev and a manager. non-technical managers are trash; avoid avoid.I'm not going to act like I make fuck-you money, but I am not bored, so that's something.
>>110010759Good luck and don't forget: When you feel you've made some cultural faux pas, it's not you, it's them.
>>110013325What kind of faggot breakfast is that?
>>110013914I'm the anon with the 1% rate. First of all you are a boomer if you think resume formats matter anymore. Zero humans read it, even in the europoorland you live in. It is all dumped into AI which just looks up keywords. Anyway, here's an anonymized version of my cv:Anon anonson - Software engineerExperienceCorporatized Startup #1: 2022 - presentDeveloped AI crap #1Developed AI crap #2Developed AI crap #3Developed web crap #1Developed web crap #2Led effort to modernize old code yada yadaImplemented measurement crapContributed to open source crapDeveloped CI/CD infra crapIntroduced optimizations using complex data structures, multithreading, and multiprocessing.Developed a rigid test automation infra and coverageMentored new employeesParticipated in every design meetingEducationBootcamp crap(in some versions I also mention my unfinished degree, sometimes I even hide the fact that it is unfinished lol)SkillsAll the crap I knowAchievementsWon multiple incentive awards as a top contributor>inb4 it's because I have no degreeSure buddy, is that why I earn 110k a year excluding stock? Even when I write the degree in my resume (just years, not mentioning I never finished) I get the same treatment.
>>110015138NTA but you are right, I've been at my first job for nearly 5 years. I coasted the whole time because everyone was comparably mediocre, I thought "well, they're not paying me great either so why work harder?".I squandered my early potential and my skills atrophied, I got too comfortable coasting, which is why I'm here despite not really liking it. nowadays LLMs can deliver results but they don't undo that atrophy, just plaster over it with results that feel uncanny since I don't get that true understanding of the codebase.I'm not sure how the dev career path will fare overall but I want to give it my best shot before calling it quits, there's not much potential for me to grow at my job, I've been on every team. I could never handle the job hunt grind previously, but I've finally embraced it in order to get out of here. any advice you'd give?
I work at Google Deepmind, in the core Gemini team. But as an engineer, not a researcher.I thought that by staying where I am, I would be able to avoid AI layoffs for longest - I figured, the last engineers to be laid off would probably be the core AI ones.But:>1.In the last 3 months my job has gone from 90% human work to 90% AI work. All I do is conceptualise new algorithms or ideas, and then an AI does all the implementation, testing and analysis (and by the way, my ideas 99% of the time are failures). We train a LOT on exactly the kinds of tasks we in the AI team do. If anything I think AI engineers might be some of the first to get laid off, right after the frontend devs. I spoke to a friend jn a hedge fund who works as a quant dev - he says he feels the same about finance. Not even they are safe it seems.>2. Surely if our technical skills will become worthless, all that matters is our domain expertise and judgement? In that case, isnt it best to be laid off *first*, so you have a head start on everyone else when it comes to retraining as a landscape gardener, or a telescope designer, or some other niche field?BTW I only make £250k, and I am nowhere close to being able to retire and dodge this whole incoming clusterfuckSeriously, unironically, what are you all planning to cope with this?
>>110015957>BTW I only make £250kStopped reading there, fuck off retard
>>110015780The good news is that since you stayed at your first job out of college for nearly 5 years, once you hit that 5 year mark, potential employers looking at your resume will want you because you are not a job hopper.The bad news is that based on your skillset you will probably need to apply to jobs that ask for 3 years of experience, won't be a senior title, and therefore won't pay what you were expecting to make at this point; if your next job was a 5+ years required senior role, it would be rough, and you might burn out or wash out.Start working on side projects, building things from scratch in whatever stack you use at work. Buy a really good book on your stack that walks you through building a sample application and actually build the sample application. Don't tell anybody you are doing side projects. Don't tell future employes you did side projects. Pretend like you learned at on the job. At some point you will feel like you are in fit-enough fighting condition. Then go apply for those 3 years of experience mid dev jobs, and explicitly say in the interviews that you don't feel challenged, haven't learned enough, and want to work at a place with smart hard-working people to maximize your development potential.Then, the hard part, you are going to have to bust your ass work 10 hours per day. Keep it a secret that you work 10 hours per day. Signout of whatever chat you use if it is a remote situation, or leave the office and work another 2 hours at home. After 3 years of that, ease up on yourself a little, by just working 8 hours per day. After 2 years of that, ease up on yoruself a little by just working 5 hours per day. In other words, you're going to have to work really hard by do so secretly.Lastly, plan to make your move at the end of year 6 in your current job. ANDDON'T WORK AT A TECH COMPANY OR YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE. A non-tech company with a big IT department is optimal.
>>110015970yep. bullshit alert. sometimes I think that most of the anons on here that discourage devs from putting in a reasonable amount of effort or encourage devs to expect way too much compensation are actually part of a grass-roots jeet psyop trying to trick first-world devs into fucking up so that more jeets can flood in and steal more first-world jobs.
>>110015512im on a diet, asshole
I'm so tired. I work in fintech (insurance related). I hate it. I hate literally everything about it (except salary).I have literally zero motivation. Zero passion. I literally don't care about anything I work on.I was in some work related gathering and every now and then I found myself daydreaming just going postal. I am honestly not sure how much longer I can take it.I don't understand how others do it. Surely there must be more to life than just being a corporate slave writing CRUD applications with mind numbingly boring business logic that makes you want to kill yourself a little bit more with every line you write (or generate).And don't get me started about the people. I hate everyone. I can't stand talking or having to deal with any of them.
>>110015970Its not enough to retire early, is what I'm saying. Also here in bongland I get taxed so heavily I only bring £144k home. I'm still like 15yr away from retirement...
Compulsive liars are the most pathetic people in the world.
>>110016317i just dont want you to think im a loser... asshole
>>110013783Good
>>110015970Why, is £250k too much or too little for working at Deepmind
>>110005461>Toothpick house gets destroyed during the next riot, wildfire, tornado, flood, or earthquake.
>work tech support>managers barely know tech and barely hire cs grads>they do love making a fit with minor text issues>"wtf anon, you forgot some last paragraph that could be easily edit in, the hell is wrong with you?!">manually written phrases are corrected to the point might well use copilot for the whole thing, but still insist "you are supposed to make your texts sound more natural">called my english phrasing robotic, corrected me with an equivalent that is no different>have to send customer/user a retarded "corrected" version of message with a straight face, which may suggest to them either I'm a bot or stupid
>>110015741I recently found some self-service CV scoring thing at a recruiting company. Hopefully I can use that to milk some interviews.
>new lead joins after old lead quit>he's actually doing his job and asking questions>they're gonna figure out I don't really do anything
>>110013914My interview rate is less than 1% and I have over 10 yoe in frontend web dev. I think the industry just moved on and made my entire career and skillset completely worthless. Throughout the 2010s I had multiple recruiters a week emailing me and something like a 75% call back rate for job applications. Today I haven't had a single recruiter email me since 2022 and I've applied to at least 100 jobs in the last month and a half with zero success.
payday tomorrow!!! :)
someone PLEASE explain it to me, like do they not know they smell??? Or do they just not care??? I get self conscious when I have pit stains after not showering and being in the sun, how the fuck do they walk around smelling like putrid dogshit and not care?
>>110017261asians don't smell saaaaaaar
>>110017267The fact that Indians think that they are the same as Japanese/Koreans/Chinese/Taiwanese is both funny and irritating
>new head of company>says theres plans to "migrate" our apps to "new platforms">hiring a thirdie developer teamhow long until the layoffs?
>>110012708TJD
>>110010186weighted graph / dijkstras
Work is sending out Christmas party invitesDon't know about you, but the last place I want to be spending my friday night is at drinks with colleagues
How do I get a junior full stack or backend job with 10+ yoe in frontend? I want to jump ship from frontend before that job category completely disappears and I end up permanently unemployable. But I don't have any work experience in modern backend frameworks or most of the things listed in the requirements for these jobs.
THE JUNIOR IS FULLY STACKED?
My workplace is 0% AI for compliance reasons (we've been trying and failing to get build some sandboxed ai tool for the org)I haven't been working too long but I noticed whenever we get a new hire it's like a 50/50 (generously) whether it's someone you'll trust in a year to lead on some larger features or it'll be an eternal ticket taker where you don't feel like spending the afternoon writing boilerplate so you offload it on them and it takes the whole week. My intuition has been is that most of the 'ai 10x'd my productivity' crowd were just the latter type of dev 5 years agosorry for rambling the civil service is just like a twilight zone where you can barely tell how much stuff maps onto real work
"real work"?where do you think you are?this is the TECH WORKER general
>>110017757and how do you satisfy the second constraint (keeping track of discounts)?>dude my car's engine is fried, the piston blew threw the oil pan what do I do>>use a wrench
>>110017897number of discounts is part of state, and you have 2 options for paths if discounts are available e.g.if (discounts > 0): push((new_node, cost - discount, discounts -1));push((new_node, cost, discounts));
if (discounts > 0): push((new_node, cost - discount, discounts -1));push((new_node, cost, discounts));
>>110017261>have bunch of signs up around the office that some people are sensitive to scents, please limit perfumes>arab coworker comes in everyday smelling like he just bathes in cologne
genuinely bizarre that jeets will have completely normal white names >hey we're going to meet up with evan and his team for lunch, they're part of the privacy division>meet "evan">the brownest, darkest, 5'4 35 yo balding dalit ass nigga that smells like wet ass>actual name is evan galipupta durpreetjeet
>>110018011it's weird i've never seen an indian do that but every chinese guy i knew in college went by bob, george, mike, etc.
>>110018110why is that weird, chinese culture is different
>>110017495It's why i had an argument with a coworker over the value of words, legality and usage. But then again he is the kind of guy who thinks society is made up of magical soil instead of the blood that occupies it. The arguement started over the term GMO and how i had to describe in detail the differences between GMO and breeding. In short he argued that it was all semantics, fucking retards i swear.
>>110004146Reasking this, maybe there's more frenchies now. I'm seriously on the fence of going there, I really want to fuck off from here. I guess immigrating is going to be quite challenging even if I'm non-indian and have tech exp and also I probably would end up killing myself if I have to go to an office again
>>110015741It's because you don't have a degree, retard.
>>110015957Google Deepmind only pays that rate for L5's and higher, also because londonistan doesn't do progressive taxation you earn less than someone in mainland europe making 150k lmao
>>110018254I got my job without a degree
>>110018273Bad larp is bad as usualYou don't even work at apfail
>>110018254I got my job without a degree and I'm a top earner in a LCOL area working 3 days at home. As I also said, even if I write down that I have a degree, I get the same treatment - I must admit it is not a CS degree, it is a different STEM.
>>110018273Furry argument and furry defense. I bet all you need for work is a dremel.
>>110018283>hurr durr but u dun need degri 4 amazon waerhus so y u ned 4 tek???And stay out
>>110018277I'd prove it but I'm too paranoid. We're very secretive. I was told 4 different times to not post my employee badge on social media. Even the little booklet they give you with the badge says to not post it.
>>110018337Funny, that's what the (actual) janny whose dad works at nintendo said week, too.
>>110018347okay but according to google, nintendo only employees 2600 engineers while apple employes 20,000-50,000 so like it's 15-25x more likely that i'm telling the truth
>>110015741Are you even allowed to list the shit you worked on in your resume if it’s not disclosed to the public?
>>110000945Bros I'm fucking devastated and demoralized by that racist orange pedophile and these new anti-Indian stunts to get votes before midterms. I worked in US for over 10 years and now my dreams will just be shattered and taken from me. Feeling really depressed, is anyone else being affected by this? Don't even bother to post any racist reply to me because I will report u.
>>110018352And it's even more likely that you're one of the 7 billion useless eaters out there whose only ability in life is larping on imageboards.
>>110018381i think you're just mad you don't get an m5 max macbook pro work laptop and a discount at equinox as part of your job benefits lol
>>110015957What's the significance of this image I've seen it before a few times over the last few years? Is it because there were in the same sunglasses?
>>110014448Europass CV builder is pretty good in my experience.it's more or less a standard, looks alright, a lot of "autocomplete info from CV" recognize it and fill stuff correctly etc.
>>110018417Hows rent om San Fran? Still squatting with 3 other smelly spergs im some rundown house with 1 hour commute?
>>110017864>THE JUNIOR IS FULLY STACKED?
>>110018438cupertino isn't san fransisco and the rents are bad but not terrible if you're willing to have a 25-30m commute
>>110018464Well enjoy your shiny new iDildo then, you'll only use it for grindr anyway
>>110018481thanks, another perk of the job is I can borrow any device from the office (including the vision pro) and take them home (for testing and development, of course)I'll also be requesting an iphone duo as a carry on device when they become available :)
>>110018418It's apple marketers trying to subtly influence you
>>110015741>It is all dumped into AI which just looks up keywordsprobably, hence why you need to namedrop every tool and technology you used.remember that HR doesn't know shit from crap.the other day i had a recruiter ask me if i was OK with Jira despite handling tickets for 10 years straight with Service now and other ticketing systems.stuff like>Led effort to...>Contributed to open source>mentoring new employeesare achievements/efforts which are not easily word-matched and i feel are only useful if a human reads italso, 15 paragraphs of shit for a single experience makes it look bad.i'd say condense what you can on a single line while namedropping the fuck out of tools, maybe split it up in paragraphs with headers
>>110018488I bet you feel like a kid in a kindergarden again playing with those toys, like the first time you discovered legos
>>110018513recruiters really don't know anything. Just today I got an email asking if I wanted to do extra consulting on the side for $250/hr. Now this is probably a scam in the first place, but assuming it wasn't, the requirement was for board power design and rf design, when my linkedin clearly states I do RTL (basically coding). Nothing in my bio states I have any experience with PCB layout and design, why are you emailing me
>>110018254Oh yeah well you've got a degree - retard
>>110018488
>>110018544IT guy here. Recruiters keep trying to get me to apply for an Avionics position. Sure i can learn it but generally they are looking for people with prior experience so unless they are this desperate its just wasting the employers time to see my job application. It also doesn't help that it pays less than my current position.
>>110018544at least you're getting white collar job offers. about 50% of random recruiter spam i get is factory work or laying down copper wires.
>>110010174If she's single fuck her
>>110018559>boomer "meme"
>>110010174me at the dentist
>>110012708It's honestly amazing how long those WITCH firms got away with their visa shenanigans. They're literally all Indian companies that operate in the US and yet all they do is apply for H1B visas to bring more Indians into the country. Pretty sure every one of them has had plenty of lawsuits too for everything ranging from discriminating against non-Indians to stealing IP from American companies and sending it back to India.
>>110018735they are doing this in every western country, mass industry of creating fake degrees and certifications, defrauding their way to a visa and flooding hundreds of thousands of them into the countries
>>110018699Fucking kill me
>>110019059Its joevoer
>>110016016thanks anon, I appreciate the advice. I feel I'm already at the end of my rope with my current job (govt. adjacent, underpaid even for europoor, nothing/nobody interesting/smart). I reach 5 years in November, but hoping to leave ASAP honestly.I reckon I can play catchup fairly quickly for a non-tech company with that plan of yours, but why do you think I should avoid tech companies? My guess is WLB would be too rough + high layoff risk, but I definitely kinda wanted to go for one after a decent job hop inbetween maybe. I've already started to grind leetcode as they are a lot more common nowadays so it seemed like a no brainer to apply to tech companies once I get good enough.
>>110018377guys is it real this time or am I falling for it again?
>>110019461We have to wait for more MS employees(jeet street shitters) to reply and rage in this thread.
>>110018377LMAO
Is it over anons?????
>>110018377Have you tried with bathing in shit?
>>110019522Every variation of this makes me kek
>>110016016>DON'T WORK AT A TECH COMPANY OR YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE. A non-tech company with a big IT department is optimal.i've only worked in tech companies for 10 years. what's wrong with them compared to non-tech with an IT department?
what's the matter? don't have 5 years of experience using claude code?sorry, we're not interested in hiring a snailcat.
>>110019556Its honestly best of the classics.
>>110019590I'm a zoomer newfag (started posting in 2016), was it around before that?
>>110019606I am Cancer so 2012 was when i first had internet, a phone and used 4chan. Yes it was that old.
>>110019716I had dial-up
>>110019779World of difference 25mb was considered god tier at the time. Truly EPIC experience with the internet. i moved out the year we had internet and i learned so goddamn much from it. At the least i had hand me down computers so i could play catch up. So many windows installs from fucking around with the OS.
>>110018377begone jeet
My organization laid off their IT staff (which sucks since they were cool and when I visited them I saw some of them reading manga). Now dealing with the offshore (yes) support staff has been a massive pain in the ass. I constantly have to re-explain myself when I get "switched over", the workflow is a fucking mess, and holy shit they're the slowest motherfuckers I've ever seen. Even worse when they just repeat obvious shit. Shit fucking sucks. Big company btw.
>>110020052I am sorry for your loss anon. Local IT staff are either gods, shit or mega shit depending upon the organization. But at least we aren't as bad as the indians.
>>110019578ragebait
>>110020052This why outsourcing eventually will be reversed
>>110020052>which sucks since they were cool and when I visited them I saw some of them reading manga)
Starting to think "year long code freeze with a horribly documented exception process for any team that even breathes near this application" is a bad decision but I'm sure this is for someone to feel important
Started a new recently, management is friendly and mostly leaves me to my own devices, so that's niceBut fuck me if they aren't chaotic.I'm trying to wrap up one project but suddenly find myself on three more, none of which I've had a brief on
I know this is an idiotic thing to say, but I would like to get some opinions>be me, 30+>work at company A, good payment, but I don't feel it>apply for two jobs at company B>first one is cloud software dev and I sadly applied a bit too late and it's a job that I really would like to have>second one is senior fullstack role, in a much smaller town. this one is at least likely to getSo how come I feel like I fucked up a lot. Like I was too lazy to grind some certs and shit to get the cloud dev role. I thought that role would be a good step for FAANG honestly.
>>110020720*started a new job
>>110020725Try and see if you can contact hr or a hiring manager for the first role? Nothing to lose than them saying "sorry it's closed"That said if you don't have cloud dev experience already you probably won't get it
>>110020753I am fullstack and I have my contacts saying it doesn't look all too god for that role. I did some work with TF, migrating cloud environments to Terraform e.g. Like even the second role probably better than my current role and I learn more about k8s, it's a step into the company, but on my overall career path it feels like a detour and it annoys the fuck out of me that I didn't do anything for the past few years. I feel fucking depressed man. I feel like I wasted so much of my life for nothing, eventhough it's not like I don't have experience, nor unemployment etc.
>>110020729almost always better than the other way around, trust me.you could have the easiest job on earth, but shit management will make it become a nightmare.you can actually leverage your spot as a new guy to point out improvements to their process, fresh eyes and all that.just be sure to properly understand their current "process" first.dropping shit on someone else's lap with no explanation is cunt behavior tho.be sure to pin the guy down and make him explain himself
>company basically wants me to give my address and social security number just for applying to a jobWhat the fuck, is that even legal in the EU?
>>110018417I get an m5 max macbook pro for work without pretending to work for apfail. It's horrid and I hate everything about it by the way. Everything from apfail is literally unusable if you're looking for something productive and not a literal babby toy. Also, new macos is jeet-tier buggy.
>>110018558Yes, and my degree was retarded and I regret it every single day. I would rather not have the degree. But, one of the 3 degrees does help getting jobs at least, so I only wasted 2/3 of my education time!
>>110020729thanks I couldn't figure out what the missing word could have possibly been
>>110020987larpwrongwrong
>>110020987>It's horrid and I hate everything about it by the way.ngl, but you fucks don't even know how lucky you are. >oh no I need to work with a very good laptop, perfect screen, you don't hear any fans and never need to about battery life>shit is light as fuck and power supply is also light weight>oh damn, I have perfect connection with airpods, hundreds of other shit and it's basically a unix system?Go work with microshit laptops from HP that weigh almost 5kg with a power supply cable that weighs half of it, that sounds like a fucking jet engine.>v not required
>>110021049butthurthurt
>>110016408If you live in Oklahoma all of those things can happen simultaneously
>>110021058Screen is OK but color is completely off. Fan takes off literally all the time, what the fuck are you talking about? Run any container for even the most basic task like basic ocr and it's like a fucking airplane. It's a bit heavier than similar class laptops (but for good reasons, the others are made of shit plastic) and definitely not in any way lighter than similarly built alternatives. Airpods are garbage if there's even the least bit of noise in the environment and cost a fortune for the privilege. Battery life is good, but not great compared to other options.You're suffering form intense delusion.
>>110011707Why do you care. My PRs been sitting in queue for 2 weeks because the approvers keep bullying with their nitpicks every other day
>>110000977Can't believe this is the only good post in this entire thread, don't know why I come here sometimesHappy Friday or whatever
>>110021242>You're suffering form intense delusion.nigger get a fucking windows laptop and see how all of the issues you say are quadrupled there. The fuck you talking, I had the chance for a short period of time to swap my shitty ass dell laptop for a macbook and shit was great. It was not even a fucking max, but a regular ass m1. >go clamshell mode>instant change instead of waiting 500 sec for the os to make everything work againfuck windows laptops
>>110021425I have a p14s gen 3. Completely trounces the mac on every aspect.
>>110021462imagine trying to text a bitch from your laptop>green messageshahahaha
>>110021471It's great. Any bitch who quits on a green message was always a waste of time. Perfect filtering like that is invaluable. Now if there was something similar for gold diggers and BPDemons...
>>110018513>namedropping the fuck out of toolsI already did in the Skills section - didn't post it in the original so here it is:>Python, Flask, Angular, C, C++, Linux, Bash, PostgreSQL, Docker, microservices, multithreading, multiprocessing, OOP, Jenkins, CI/CD, ELK, Grafana, pytest, InfluxDB, LLMs, AI, agents, MCP, RESTful APIs.I changed the order and terms on the slim chance it will doxx me, but that's largely it.Anything else? Should I write git as well like a typical female college grad?Another thing I suspect is my ethnicity. I do not belong to the majority ethnicity of where I live, and it is VERY apparent from my last name. We don't have DEI shit except for women where I live, and even if there were I'm fucking white so it wouldn't help, but I think that discrimination is playing a role here. I'm unironically thinking of changing my last name.
>>110021517>she didn't deserve me anyways>i bet she doesn't even know all 237 bash commands
>>110018699this is quite accurate
I havent used a single apple product since 2010 when I got my first smartphone and no longer needed an ipod.
>>110020052I guess your company execs decided this just before jd Vance made the announcement yesterday lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXX3ZQMQeKI
>>110021605That was already posted in this thread
>>110021527Literally me, yes. Enjoy your vapid whore who'll cheat on you with chad and take all your shit in 3 years' time.
>>110021471Americans are mentally ill
>>110021662lmao retard doesn't know about hypergamyyou will die alone
START A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Is it normal to be assigned work for 3 different teams at the same time? Seems like bullshit
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