>Big Windows Event>no threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilmBGeGldrIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilmBGeGldrIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilmBGeGldrI
Meh, don't care, likely nothing for x86chads and it'll just be an announcement of RTX Spark laptops, ARM Windows, AI AI Copilot AI AI sausage and eggs and AI.
They have trouble generating hype for an event the way Apple does for some reason.
>>110005145Yeah no shit. It was mentioned in a stream I was watching, would not have known otherwise.
>>110005145They abandoned x86 and x86 is pretty critical to Windows since it's a gaming OS for all intents and purposes. So when you get picrel people tend to be high uninterested.
i am unironically excited for the spark mini pcs. finna buyder one and generate so much fucking slop its insane. hope its not too expensive 4 me Though
>>110005057WINDOWS 12!WINDOWS 12!WINDOWS 12!WINDOWS 12!
i expect to see more about AI today
Will it be about anything other than AI?
ANNOUNCE WINDOWS 12 ALREADY!What are we doing?
jeet parade
>"AI">"AI">"AI">"AI">"Did I forget to mention AI?">"AI"I can't wait to move to macOS.
MXE
Execution containers for the schizos
>>110005145Maybe because everything they do is crap and abandonware 6 months after release.
windows 11 is used on over 1 billion devices.. let's focus on corporate shit
DirectX 13 announcedCodeveloped by AMD x Nvidia
Love her
>Why are there no white people allowed in this presentation>Why are they filming this in a cafeteria>Why do I care about agents>Or gan EYE zations
i really don't care ms people are indian but with how much money they are earning could they at least enroll in some kind of english voice training. my ears hurt when she speaks
How much intelligence did it take to make this presentation? Who is this targeting?
>everything is AI>nothing about human work and creativity>the only thing humans do is promptMicrosoft's vision for the future is worrying. I'm sure these features excite data center owners and Jensen Huang who stand to profit big from them, but what do people not interested in outsourcing their brains to AI have to gain from this?
>>110005145Satya applefying MS was such a shitty move. Because they don't have the same credibility.They need to go back to rock bands, comedians and mascots
how much rams do those locally use even?????SAAAR I NEED ANSWERS MY PC IS SHIT WHATS THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS
>>110005057This is why Apple trounces Microsoft year in and year out around here. No one cares about Windows. Not even the Indians on stage care about Windows. This is the most sterile presentation I've ever seen from Microsoft. Holy shit.
A WHITE PERSON
>>110005446they live in their own bubble so much that is fucking scary
SAAR I HAVE 8 GB GPU WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FOR MY LOCAL????
>>110005467This is somehow more brain dead than the Linux threads around here talking about what shitty distro is the best (none of them). These people, even the nice white lady, sound like ROBOTS.
I honestly didn't think /fwt/ would even watch this, it looked from far away that it was going to be more surface and AI shit
Thanks Mr. Indian for snapping your finger while you said "quickly." I'm sure you rehearsed that a lot.
How long until Windows is just nothing but the Copilot app fullscreen?You don't need to write documents, Copilot will do it for you. You don't need to browse the web, Copilot will do it for you. You don't need to edit images, Copilot will do it for you. You don't need to do anything at all, Copilot will do it all for you.Man, this is grim.
The taskbar is now a swiss army knife that can do literally EVERYTHING except search for files actually on your computer instead of doing a fucking bing search
You will allow copilot access to your files and action and you will like it
>>110005499Doubt it's gonna happen, they pushed Recall in this same fashion and now it's quietly going away, same with Cortana. They're full of bullshit because they're just pushing all crap they can get out, and once they realize people don't give a fuck they give up silently
I can't take this anymore. Linux needs viable media production apps now so I can finally switch.
who keeps farting
Can Autopilot finally organize my 5TB furry scat porn collection?
>2030>"In 2007, Steve Jobs revolutionized phones by getting rid of physical keyboards. In 2030, we're starting a whole new revolution by going even further. We are getting rid of manual human input entirely. You will do things exclusively by talking to Copilot."
Greetings from /fwt/!
>>110005057Dude is still alive ...
>>110005057>turn on stream>indian talks AI AI AI AI>turns offThanks i had enough.
I'm really satisfied by how big Blender has gotten recently. It feels like it's quickly starting to become the gold standard for 3D.
I ASKED AN AGENT IN SCENE IN UNREAL ENGINE
NOTHING BUT BROWN SCAMMERS ON STAGE
1 pedoflop is a lot
How efficient is RTX Spark for path tracing?
>>110005675yeah jeetsoft is brown only so everybody who is a bit white is using Linux or BSD.
fuck this local power is so good better than any pc out there
>RTX $6000 PRO
>>110005057SAAR, REDEEM NEW WINDOWS SAAR!
599999 plus tip
why do they keep marketing UHD 4K when everyone is using DLSS/FSR aka below native
>windows platform organizations know and trustkek...
OUR GUY
Jeetdella is comming ooohhhhh coommiing
There he is! Leather jacket man is in the house!
>>110005728Fucking Asain traitor teamed up with browns...Also can't fucking understand that jeet.
>>110005733All three of them are Asian.
>>1100057432 of them are brown jeetoids i will never call streetshitter an asian..
>>110005728GAMESAAR
>>110005754WE WIR ADD MORE TROONS IN YOUR GAMES SAAAAAAR, REDEEM NOOOOW
Is this an AI conversation?
>>110005771yes GPT scripted it, but it doesn't matter i can't understand these streetshitters anyway... articulation of retard from Sahara.
Dammit I just reinstalled W10 and it froze on the lockscreen. Also, Windows updates is broken and I can't install appx packages using powershell.
I really want one of these laptops to run local models for smut.. Sadly I can't afford them fuuuuuuuck
>>110005783just download LTSC if you have to use windows from massgrave...
>>110005789AI is only for rich people poor people will be enslaved... but they said AI is for everybody... hmmm i guess not.
After this, I just want to find a good Linux distro for 3D workstations. I don't want AI to be at the center of everything I do, I don't want to outsource my work to AI agents to the point where I'm basically a manager doing nothing but supervising bots on my own PC. Am I opposed to the idea of AI assistants helping humans to a reasonable extent? No, but it looks like Microsoft is taking it much further than it needs to go. I like doing my creative work, I don't want agents doing all of it on my behalf.
>>110005057dcda
>>110005906There is NO good Linux distribution for freaking anything. It's open source, which means the source code can't truly be trusted.
>>110005458I wouldn't exactly call that a "person," Bob.
what's her @?
>>110005969@LeChonk
>>110005057Micro-what?
>>110005920Install gentoo
>>110005920there is BSD if you are white, linux is for troons.
>>110005920>Yes goyim, you must have closed source where no one can view the source code for it to be truly trusted *rubs hands*Richard Stallman would like to know your locationIt's too bad all the hardware that the open source code runs on is still often proprietary though and made in Chyna, I'm sure nothing could go wrong there.
>>110005356What windows 12 do you really think it would change anything it's going to be same vibecoded bullshit with no changes...
Can someone tell me why I would buy a windows tablet when this exists?
>>110006222Samdung is shameless when it comes to slowing down their tablets. I have one from 2023 that takes over 2 minutes just to open firefox.
>>110006267why dont you do like I do, and block updates entirely?
>>110006222>Samsungwill turn into slow crap in two years... throw it out of the window and buy something chinese rather..
>>110006293except my samsung devices right now are still running fine
>>110006267>not cleaning caches>not removing unused apps>not doing rebootsnever gonna make it
>>110005057>more jeet AI slopthanks, but no thanks
>>110005057>Zero white people in the entire presentationWatch latest apple conf. it's mostly whites.Stop supporting this anti white company.MacOS unironically mogs windows.
>>110006304no they don't...
>>110006331dont fucking tell me what my devices are doing
>>110006293Chinkshit is the same shit bro, only you'll throw it out in 1 year instead of 2
>>110005057it's all indians, and then a bit with jensen at the end. absolutely nothing of worth being announced.
>>110005057kek
>>110006341i know this better then you thus you should listen to me...
>>110006355>>110006321i can't believe saarta jeetella turned microsoft into an indian company in 12 years... i unironically miss steve ballmer now. how's his basketball shit going these days?
>>110006368they are afraid of those jeet comments...
>>110006378He's probably back on coke sweating his armpits off
>>110006397i can't believe he laid off windows qa team almost instantly after becoming ceo so his saar friends can ship jeet slop poo quality code
>>110005057Oh wow it's gonna another tablet with slightly better performance.DISCUSS DISCUSS DISCUSSjust fuck off
Stop discussing technology on the technology board
>>110005057>Something new is coming from WindowsPlease no, not again
>>110006479Don't worry I skimmed the video it was just more AI shit.
>>110006495that's why I was worried
>>110006503The entire thing was about AI, and even had Jensen at the end talking about AI.
did they announce the surface fold 3? if not idgaf
>>110006601Surface Laptop Ultra was shown with Nvidia RTX Spark or something. $2599 with 24GB ram 18 core cpu and 512GB storage.
>>110006511That whole conversation between the 3 of them was awkward and tone deaf.
>no 512gb ram mac studio equivalentdidn't care lol
>>110005308>windows 12They should reverse the numbering for some reason. The next release should be Windows 10. Imaging how that would shake up the market. "Windows 10... again?! Could it be? What is this?" they'll cry in confusion.It's the only way forward and everyone knows it.
>>110006793They should add a proper classic theme with all the different versions of XP, Vista etc. All the nostalgia fags would switch immediately.
>>110006793>Windows 10 will be the last Windows>Release Windows 11>Everyone hates it>Rehash Windows 10 and prove yourself right anywayI'll allow it.
>>110006951I don't think we'll ever see this, but it'd be great.
>>110005101>likely nothing for x86chads
>>110007467Yeah, obviously x86 reigns supreme, but I wouldn't buy a Surface, and the only thing Window related I'd be interested in hearing is hearing more about the K2 initiative and what's brewing behind the scenes.
>>110007561What the fuck are people running that Windows feels slow? I just updated a family member's ancient Intel 8th gen laptop to the latest Windows 11 and it's perfectly fine for every web surfing and office task that they need even with only 8GB of DDR4.
>>110006321Apple whites are fags or troons. Your tech choice in the big two six is jeets or alphabet people.
who cares about winbloat
>>110007623Win11 isn't as bad as people make it out to be but it's also not perfect, and I'm interested in the upcoming improvements. Such as getting rid of the React Native+Electron+WinUI mess and having the main UI bits all rewritten in WinUI. And any optimizations are good to have even on high end machines. So far they haven't been perfect but they weren't full of shit either and are improving things.
>>110007639trannies are getting way too bold
>>110007639
why was there never a windows 9?
>>110000000
>>110005057You can divide tech companies into jeeted or chinked. The jeeted companies get worse and worse. Nvidia is chinked so it grows and grows. But the weakest component determines success of a partnership and so this is doomed to jeet-induced failure
>>110007856Where did iOS 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 go?
>>110007916Meta has the highest percentage of chang employees of big tech, AMD and Intel both have chang CEOs. Care to explain?
>>110007942AMD's is chinked except for the software teams which should tell you everything
>>110007816>trannies are getting way too bald
>>110007932didnt need them they were that far ahead of Android
>>110007856I shit you not, it was to avoid badly written programs to shit the bed by thinking it was running on Windows 95/98, if it was hardcoded to only look for "Windows 9", which seldom happened.
>>110008037You just made that up. That has never been confirmed by anyone at microsoft, ever.
>>110007960This. Also Android's party trick (letting you install whatever you want) is now gimped. Hilarious.
>>110007959heh
>>110007932cuz iOS 7 8 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25.get it? lmao!
>>110008313No wonder 7 and 8 were bloated shit on older devices from back then. my iPad 2 was almost unusable
>>110005446I watched about five minutes from various portions and I'd rather be lobotomized than watch anymore. Absolutely soulless corporate garbage. These MSjeets really think anybody is going to like this?
Will hamas be there?
>>110007798>WinUIWhy does no one use Microsoft's official modern GUI frameworks? Literally don't know any app that uses WinUI and WinRT over legacy bullshit. This doesn't seem to be a problem in any other OS. Is it because no one wants to use Fluent Design and WinUI forces them to or something?
>>110010405It's because either a) people prefer Win32 (ol reliable or b) they prefer Electron (the cancer of GUI frameworks). Plus you never know if MS won't ditch WinUI for the next new thing so no one wants to jump on the bandwagon.
>>110007639Ive reached a point where listening to autistic trans people teaching me Swift is more reassuring than hearing some Indian accent trying to sell me slop
honestly i thought it sounded pretty cool. if microsoft arent full of shit and the sensitive stuff really is done on-device then i can see it being quite useful. but i do not trust microsoft at all so we'll see.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING BROWNim so done with tech
>>110010435Not too techy guy here. What's the benefits of leaving win32? Because ever since they replaced stuff, it just became shittier with more resource consumption.
>>110005057Who let Indians take over Microsoft? Did they have such a high proportion of Indians before Satay Nutella took over?
>>110010543saaaasr wanglobs 7 very soul saaar
>>110010405>Why does no one use Microsoft's official modern GUI frameworks?Because they're slow as fuck and not performant. WinUI was exposed as being dogshit with Terminal. Some white chad got into it with the jeets on their github.
