>>110038771
She's trying to do tall Korean CEO woman and cute dorky egirl at the same time and it is really not working.

>>110038771
elbows too pointy 2/10

>>110038771
She's trying to do tall Korean CEO woman and cute dorky egirl at the same time and it is really working.

>>110038771
Hitler help me.

>sunday eve
Nononononono I don't want to go back to the jeet mines

>>110038858
tomorrow's a holiday babe

I have to work tomorrow

>>110038861
It is not

>>110038816
>>110038845
she's just beeing herself

>>110038771
How.many surgeries do you guys think she has went through?

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>>110038903
i am very excitied to be thanksgiving in brampton saar

>>110038986
>has went
Your brain "has went" through a lout of trouble to produce that little piece of text, hasn't it?

>>110039147
Source https://t.me/SonneThrall

I need to shit so badly but I'm saving it for Monday so I blast through the bowl in the office and the jannie has to clean it up

Passer un bonne action de grâce mes gas

>>110039332
>passing an good action of grace my gas

>>110039358
dont translate my phrases burger

>>110039361
>traduis pa mes phrases bourgeois

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>>110038845
>tall korean girl

I want to believe.

>My boss is moving me from helping her team as a support to a new team where I'd be creating agents with AI for the whole area but the thing is, I'm not a fucking expert on that stuff and God knows how many teams will be blown out thanks to my inexperienced ass.
This will be an interesting week.

>>110039380
absolute goddess!!

>>110039569
The ceiling and the floor are at the same level. Nobody with actual experience there is getting hired for it either. You're about as familiar on the topic as anyone who's allowed to do that and it will be a disaster, but your KPIs will be met so you'll be rewarded for making everyone else inefficient.

>>110039380
that's a northern han chinese goddess. koreans wishes they were them

did anyone else notice their luck with Asian women go up after breaking into tech?

>>110040003
no im still an incel
the most ive gotten is some smiles

Do any of you ever work on your side projects during work hours?

>>110040003
wake up

>>110038771
I got a new job gents. I did it :)

you need to rewrite your entire company's backend in rust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXFhh_PiG4

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>>110038771
How do you deal with colleagues and clients having a full-blown AI psychosis? I have never received so much obvious AI-generated slop as a part of work communication. It's exhausting. Previously people's ability to generate bullshit was naturally constrained by them needing to do that themselves, but now AI is ready to blow any brain-dead idea into a full-blown brain-dead 50 page doc.

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>made the mistake of checking my work laptop during the weekend
>4 meetings added to my calendar for tomorrow

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>>110040561
Her manager's a retard. Should've recommended her picrel

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very fun question
https://leetcode.com/problems/rotting-oranges/description/

>>110041506
I swear every time someone posts one of these on here its just BFS

>>110041582
because bfs is fun....

>>110041317
just have your AI summarize it and extract the points relevant to its tasks and send it on its way?

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>>110037555
>>110038362
>>110038392
I am being hacked

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>Monday
I went through majority of the possible emotions this weekend, but now I got to lock in, call the shots, be productive, sound confident etc., if I want to be praised by management.


>>110041683
I wish I'd have money.

>HR giving career conversation meeting to ~200 people
>"now when getting feedback, be sure to ask a wide group, not just those who will give you positive feedback :)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>110041996
GOOGLE HAS MAGIC?

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>>110040561
had team building with ex military types based on that jocko willink book
it was dumb

>>110040561
how the hell does she read these books when the text is all backwards?

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I'm a tech worker
I'm white, 6'1, and 185lb
I lift weights, I run, I go to yoga
I read fiction and primary text philosophy
I chat comfortably with women
I get regular haircuts and dress nicely

my like-to-match conversion rate on dating apps, from exported data, is only 5%

>>110042422
sounds like a soiboy, start being racist and abusing women, they like that

>>110039047
>lout
Your brain "has went" through a "lout" of trouble to produce that snarky comeback, hasn't it?

>>110042349
Ahaha, that's bad. Those people often just suck. Somehow they try to import some mil hierarchy and pseudo commando mentality.

>>110041506
minimum path from any given fresh orange to a rotten orange, -1 if there's a disconnected fresh orange as in the second example. right?
>>110041582
>>110041589
all these leetcodes are one of like 5 algos when you really get down to it

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https://leetcode.com/problems/apply-operations-on-array-to-maximize-sum-of-squares/description

>>110042349
>>110042506
>Team building activities
> That's really cute
But then I remember that I'm on this world with innovation networking designers and filthy breeders like >>110042439


So what's on your agenda for today fellow workers?

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>>110042575
I have 5 meetings lined up for tomorrow (monday)

i dont wanna go to work

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there are very few cute girls at the office. I see way cuter girls at krogers.

My boss forced me to take this week off because I had too much accrued PTO.

>>110042860
come over let's hang out

>feel useless as fuck as any request thrown my way, I just chug it into Claude and it does it within minutes
>at best, spend 10-20 minutes just testing it to make sure it works
>it always does, and i only have to go back if it did something i described ambiguously
Yep, I am getting fired soon.

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>>110042950
>get a ticket
>wtfamIreading
>check the code and reproduce the bug
>holyshithowdidthismakeitintoprod
>feed it into claude
>all of the suggestions are super intrusive and could break a million other things
>spend 3 hours arguing with it over suggestions (bonus points when it refuses requests)
>spawn 20 agents to review the potential consequences of making this change
>implement it, start testing, submit to the cloud and hope the builds pass
>they don't
>go back to claude
>repeat until they pass
>spawn another agent to review the changes
>that agent spawns 5 more agents
>godIhopethisworks
>@everyone review pls!!!
>coworkerA: wtf am I reading
>coworkerB: wtf???
>coworkerC: lgtm!!!
>pray I don't get a ticket about this a bug (or worse, a regression) next week

>>110041683
>hyperrich
>but on h1b meaning all the money happened before the green card was available
So... he was born rich and came into the US using his (parents') wealth?

>>110041996
retard can't read again

>>110043025
>on /g/
>couldn't hello world out of a paperbag
What has /g/ become...

>>110039149
>>110039147
source on the clips?

>>110043025
god i want to molest you, avatarfag

>>110043348
are you female?

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>>110038771
gg freaking ez

>>110043382
yes*

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ludstatus?

>>110041875
he doesn't know how to use ai thoughverbait

>>110043436
I didn't either but AI taught me

>>110042422
dating apps are mess anon dont worry about it

Chinks hate whites just as much as jeets. even the ones living in the us

STOP SAYING UPGRADATION IT’S NOT A WORD

>>110042950
i surprise myself with how lazy i have become. i don't put any effort in at all after i came to the conclusion that claude can do a good enough job faster than i could and there is no discernible difference. i can't remember the last line of code i've written. the most strenuous part of my new approach to work is choosing to bother to run the code vs just saying i did
i dunno if i'm getting fired soon because i'm essentially doing fuck all but i guess ideally you want the security of the person behind slop pr's to fix if it breaks. it's more likely i will quit because i'm reaching negative job satisfaction. or maybe i will just reach a new level of complacent slug claude dev and watch my brain turn into even more sludge
anyway ignoring my own gayness, the worst part of my job is when non devs or the absolute retards on the team make giant claude pr's with 0 cognisance of what it's doing but then you are compelled to review them. it's always shit on on top of shit and when you think you are done, someone drops another steaming log for you to look at. it is a miserable sisyphean struggle

>>110043586
> it's always shit on on top of shit and when you think you are done, someone drops another steaming log for you to look at
trvke
and then when you have to make some change to the pile of shit theyve added to the codebase, you just end up telling claude to do it because its easier than trying to untangle and understand the fucking mess theyve created
and thus it grows

>>110043501
nah, jeets are uniquely hated amongst all others

>>110042422
Those sluts go for looxxmaxxing fuckboys and financebros these days

>>110042422
>dating apps
That's your problem. Nothing beats meatspace in the current climate. Women are the most lonely and miserable as they've ever been outside. Maybe start taking up an art class or something at night.

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>company with several thousand employees
>"Co-founder" job posting
>it's just sales
who the fuck calls it that?

cut my life into pieces

if my boss is hesitant to approve my PTO, does that mean that I'm an unusually valuable employee or does it mean the opposite, that I'm kind of mid or below?

>>110044422
I am good at drawing and visited a few art meet ups just to make friends, forget dating, but had 0 success. I wouldn't consider female-friendly hobbies or clubs to be good

this girl is mid af

>>110044980
it doesn't mean much regarding your personal performance.
it's more about making sure there's enough hands on deck to handle the workload.

>>110038771
happy monday yall, make sure you focus on your OKRs and we are already through the first 2 weeks of the sprint! lets circle back after this meeting to prioritize this weeks work!

what fuels you, anon?
why do you continue to work?

>>110045720
wageslavery

What's the job market like in South Florida outside of Miami?

>>110045738
probably also shit and terrible

>moved to new team
>most of what I'm doing now is creating SOPs and other system documents
>asked team for references
>"uhhh idk"
>get AI to just write a bunch of stuff and review it
>this is taking me max like 15-30mins per document
>it looks "acceptable" at least for a first draft
I feel like such a fraud but I have no idea what else they want from these documents. I don't have a sample, looking online is giving me items that are completely irrelevant to what I don't think they want. I just feel embarrassed I'm getting AI to do this entire thing but I really hate "working hard" on something and then it ends up being "oh this isn't what we wanted" and then when I asked what it is they wanted they just shrug and go "idk". It happened so much in my last team that at least AI bullshit for the first draft until I have a direction seems okay.

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>>110042422
Either get ready to normify and start attending social gatherings, or grind datings apps harder. It is a numbers game and that 5% will eventually land you on someone.
>>110044422
>Maybe start taking up an art class or something at night.
Shit like this always come from people who never tried it and are just familiar with the matter from movies. If you want opportunities to meet women, then you MUST be ready for enormous amounts of rejections, from the pure mathematical standpoint of most pretty women either being taken, retarded, or not into you. It is just a simple fact.
Next, you have to be in an environment where those rejections have very little consequences. If you are in an art class, you are locked with a set amount of people. The few women you try and reject you, stay with you in the class. You don't get a refresh of new women. Chances are some will complain about you.
This is why people used to go to pubs and parties. You almost had a 1 to 1 sex ratio, and any woman without a male companion is a legitimate target to approach. It isn't weird, people expect it, rejections are waved away and no one cares. The potential drunkenness obviously helps.

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>>110045299
>lets circle back

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>>110043422
I fucking wish. Gen X idiots will have to die out before we see the end of leetcode questions.
>>110043501
That's because their women crave us, unironically.

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>>110045720
>what fuels you, anon?
food
>why do you continue to work?
money, and a sense of superiority over the poor schmucks i solve issues for

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Guys… am I in danger. We have this pain in the ass report that has like 30 pieces of input. It used to be a pain in the ass project. Took 2/3 days

Now with a python script I got it done in two hours. Which included my 1 hr of review. Im scared to send this over to my boss, but I looked through it and it correct.Guys… am I in danger. We have this pain in the ass report that has like 30 pieces of input. It used to be a pain in the ass project. Took 2/3 days

Now with a python script I got it done in two hours. Which included my 1 hr of review. Im scared to send this over to my boss, but I looked through it and it correct.

>>110046229
Fuck my bad, i copied and pasted it from a previous thread, felt it more relevant here and yea am I screwed?

>>110046044
>That's because their women crave us, unironically.
I mean, if you have to pick between 3cm long wiener or an average of 16 to 20 cm long and not being an entitled bitch prince, it's not that hard to decide.
But hey, that might be my fag ass brain thinking rationally about that.

>>110046330
As a homosexual, what would you consider positive traits in a women when it comes to partnership?

>>110046330
White men are taller and have more attractive and masculine facial features, that's literally all there is to it. Dick size happens to correlate with those, but most neurotypical women aren't exactly consciously aware of such things. Plain attraction to signs of testosterone-adjacent features usually comes first.

>>110046044
>pic
I swear that almost happened to me a few times when I worked a clearance job.

>>110046402
I'm actually bisexual but my brain is more feminine, so I'm more attracted to non visual characteristics of people more or less like women, in my case I'm not a materialistic bitch but if a woman isn't, for example, modest and humble and isn't loving and caring, I just won't feel attracted to her.
Futhermore, I'm most probably feeling more disgusting by looking at a "hot" woman than what you'd consider a 4/10, because of the innate personality characteristics the 10/10 is carrying that statistically the half ugly woman is probably not.
With that I'm saying that yes, I can get the ick at women really easily as they'll get the ick at me really easily.

>got a job opportunity
>the hiring manager talks about providing devices to work from home
>gets ghosted after a month
It's the third time from the same hiring manager

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>>110045720
I like tech and my job, travelling, and headpats for running circles around entitled bad people.

Also, In the last few days, I kind of realized that I'm probably underpaid. Pay gap etc etc.

>>110046044
I still hope that Chinese coworkers that keep messaging me with memes want to be genuine friends...

>>110046402
>>110046635
As bi-furry, I am similar type of autism as >>110046934 for both men and women? Not being aggressive is also important. Height, voice etc. Most white tech guys fail.

how do you deal with mental exhaustion coming in the afternoon? i have maybe 4 hours of concentration in me and then i start feeling very tired, and then in the evening i just consoom content because i don't have the energy for anything else

>>110038831
t. mark elbows up carney

>>110047387
Drugs, obviously. That's how all these wunderkid coders can stay up for 7 day binge while pounding oreos

>>110046635
Yeah I mean an Asian guy with makeup can easily pass for a girl in many cases.

>>110047387
Creatine, vitamins, caffeine

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>always thank Claude for his work
>always achieve my goals for the day
>"Good work! Goodnight Claude! :)"
>"Thanks. See you tomorrow, Anon."
>>110047387
typically, I split up the tasks - the hardest ones at noon, then just random shit at afternoon (I mostly let my buddy handle those while I shitpost)
try to take regular breaks instead of being hunched over your keyboard for 5 hours straight, the blood flow is good for your brain
of course that flies out of the window if shit's on fire but thankfully that is rare

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>>110047472
2021 booru was so much better
I wish there was a sfw booru with just silly wholesome stuff

>>110047472
I swear I hate American AI models so much. The Chinese models and even the French one are much better.

glm 5.3 flash for personal work
Sol for work work

>>110047530
GLM 5.3 is good enough for work work too.

>>110042515
And then pick the largest path length. I’m pretty sure this has a fairly efficient dynamic programming implementation.

>>110046003
>Shit like this always come from people who never tried it and are just familiar with the matter from movies

No shit. I moved countries and I have been going to a language class with rotating members for three years now.

There have been ZERO single women in this group of about 20 people I have met through this course. I refuse to believe single women exist.

>>110047471
>vitamins
which ones
am i supposed to get my blood checked? haven't done that in a good 10 years

>>110047636
Single women ride the chad carousel.

>>110047646
A good multivitamin.

>>110045720
>what fuels you, anon?
It used to be my motivation to learn new stuff. Not anymore. I hate this mediocre environment and the self-defeating crab-in-a-bucket-mentality retards I work with

>why do you continue to work?
Money. I never thought it would come to this, but I'm tired of this bullshit.

>>110047375
I wrote as if physical attraction comes first, but I know it's not really so. Every single relationship of mine so far has started from my aura of competence, my looks being just about good enough not to be a problem.
Once someone developed a crush on me just from lurking my writing. They had no idea what I even looked like, but by some women's aura reading cosmic magic could tell I wasn't going to look half bad. She doesn't have a single clue how she deduced that either, definitely not by any conscious logic as she's one of those rare genuine airhead types.

>>110047700
You never thought you would be working for the sake of money

>>110047925
*only for the sake of money.
We all work for money. Some only work for it.
Idgaf about this corporate bullshit, btw. Never did. I'm just a worker, doing what I enjoy the most while being paid well. But things have limits.

>went to office
>same bullshit work as usual
>get angry
>hit my keyboard (lightly)
I'm so close bros. I don't think I can take it much longer
I just can't

>>110048392
Hang in there for the sake of Israel, saar!

ai researchers are getting paid 100 million / year

>>110048510
How does this help you?

>>110048392
you unironically gotta change your mindset. I was like that too desu it goes in waves, but this positive wave has been lasting a lot longer for me.
The key is
>don't focus on your achievements at a work level, your achievement is at a personal level. sure the project gone to shit but you learnt what to do better and you're improving.
>again because this needs repeating, work failure is not the same as personal failure, if a project goes to shit whether or whether it not be your fault, it's you did what you had to do and you learnt from it.
>work is not you. you're spending a lot of time at work but it's more for developing yourself, not for making money, not for acknowledgement from retards who will never appreciate you, it's for you. You're number 1. Not work. Take pride and have hobbies that you're into, concentrate on your hobbies at work. always focus on yourself, never focus on other people or work.

>>110048510
lolno
t. ai researchers
I make 90k a year.

new team member is a white guy. yay!

>>110048582
damn nigga u poor as shit

>>110048600
i don't get it because i've seen a lot more trashy white guys than literally every other race combined. god forbid they have the broccoli haircut.

>>110048564
What's the point of all of the money if it's not progressing you anywhere in life?
Literally not learning or doing anything you care about?
>Just focus on your own things
I don't have time or energy for it. The work is so mentally draining I can't even stop thinking about it when I get home after 1 1/2 hour of commuting

>>110048632
>god forbid they have the broccoli haircut.
fuck you shitllennial
i hope your office gets flooded with jeets and chinks, none of them have the "broccoli" haircut

>>110048609
Just wait until you learn how much I was earning during my PhD!

>>110048557
it doesn't, why would it? i just thought it's interesting. have any scientists/engineers ever been paid this much?

>>110048679
Wait til you learn how much PhD Europeons earn... I know that 90 ain't cushy in the US, but it could always be worse

>>110049122
Most yuropoor PhDs earn more than I did during my PhD. Most PhDs here are unfunded and grants give fuckall on top of being crazy competitive. Top grants give about 35k but you have to pay a lot of it back to the uni before you are allowed to see any of it.

There was a chang at my university who 3 years ago in algo office hours didn't want to help, but just said "that's wrong". looking at his linkedin, he left uber after 11 months lmao.

>>110048637
>What's the point of all of the money if it's not progressing you anywhere in life?
Literally not learning or doing anything you care about?
then focus on that. why are you focusing so much energy on work that doesn't give it back?
>Just focus on your own things
I don't have time or energy for it. The work is so mentally draining I can't even stop thinking about it when I get home after 1 1/2 hour of commuting
what drains you about work? if it's the pointlessness than who cares it is pointless. if it's because it's busy then pace yourself.

looking outside your pov is hard I get it, but once you get enlightened and realize "holy fuck none of this shit fucking matters" and focus on yourself is when you really be happy.

>>110047302
india should have been brown. at least usa is sand-colored.

gemmy utwg thread

dei gender equality is fucking rigged when the total set you're taking from is skewed 80-20

>>110042422
>my like-to-match conversion rate on dating apps, from exported data, is only 5%
that's pretty high compared to most men

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>>110043283
They're AI. And it's like we didn't know how fucking jeeted /g/ already was.

I'm so tired of the raceposting on this damn general and I'm not even brown. I can't be the only fag here who fucking cringes at this shit. Yes, it's a problem but guess who created and is still fucking up the problem. Hint: It's not the animals at the zoo but it's the zookeeper.

Today was a holiday in my country and I wanted to get a lot of things done this weekend. I didn't do shit, and I feel pretty bad about it.
I don't even know what I'm doing with my life anymore.

>>110048582
Geese I've made more slopping out CI/CD scripts.

>>110050536
It would be annoying if we could just go somewhere to get away from them but ranting about them here is the only relief we have.

I love my job :)

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>>110046003
>>110047636
It's not like single males in any space that requires any effort exist either.

>>110047471
>>110047646
Why are tech bros so afraid to see endocrinologist? It's not like they will put any fingers in you.

>10 years between blood checks
I had my blood checked at least 5 times this year. You really need to get tested instead of randomly guessing or asking twg.

>>110050986
Me too :)
I also feel schadenfreude because of people who dislike it.

>>110051201
that looks quite homm

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>>110047886
: ok
Good luck. I got picture related

>>110051521
I got homm2 in hospital. I'm having fun.
Now, I am waiting for the olden era, and wow forever. That propels my depression.

> ra2, homm, l2, wow are literally loser coded no matter where I go


What about you?

>>110050986
I'm not even jealous because I don't want to work. Soon I'll have 400k and neet maxx in Vietnam. Just you wait

>>110051592
Only 400k?
Ohh man hate to tell you but that won't stretch as far as you think it will.

>>110051604
NTA but I have $10M and I'm NEETmaxxing in East Asia

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>>110051660
If you hit the bars, restaurants, buy anime figurines, gunpla and blu ray editions of anime. You single handedly would be the equivalent of a beached whale in japan during the age of whale oil lamps.

>>110042397
right? the dumb bitch couldn't even reverse the video

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I went for a light lunch today and had the chicken porridge from the Apple cafeteria... and it was SOOOOO good holy shit!!!
I woke up in a terrible mood this morning and I really didn't want to go to work but once I got to the office It made me so happy and I felt great the rest of the day :) I love my job so much!

How much time do you guys think this huge scam called the tech industry has left before shit hits the fan, wages crash and everything starts going to shit?

>>110051660
Must be hell being surrounded by bugs all day, their language sounds so fucking ugly.

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>>110051987
what's the scam? you just make good products that people like and then they use it and pay you money and everyone is happy

hate my life
hate my job
don't hate my ex but she made me sad
hate my apartment
hate the state of the world
at least i have fishing

this general is almost as depressing as utwg

>>110052014
Literally anyone can write good-enough software these days for $20/mo, and it's not like the barrier of entry was high before.

>>110052045
Fucked if you do, fucked if you don't. Such is the nature of the tech worker.

>>110052045
having a job sucks but not having a job also sucks
i'd say the problem is that this field sucks but basically every white collar job nowadays solves made-up problems that have no real world impact so i dunno where else to go. maybe the real perk of learning a trade is actually doing something that matters. i've considered trying out mechanic work recently because i wrench my own car and fix my parents' stuff regularly.

>>110052045
Is it depressing because of jobs or people or because some of us are depressed?

>>110039147
this stupid shit made me kek

>>110051201
>Why are tech bros so afraid to see endocrinologist? It's not like they will put any fingers in you.
Go to doctor -> hehe are you under a lot of stress? be less stressed -> next appointment in three months
I hope AI actually replaces doctors they are beyond useless.

>that one guy who insists on doing everything by hand

I'd rather tard wrangle claude than manually write code

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>fix ticket
>just fix a spreadsheed download and the client viewing the wrong data for a table column on their account
>goes to system integration environment that has shitty database data
>QA test and it works fine
>goes on user acceptance environment that has shitty database data
>QA test and my fixes work
>they try to cash a parcel and the shitty database data of course is wrong and it return a fucking error
>QA send me the ticket back
>i have to waste hours going in the database and search for data that works because they HAVE to try everything for regression, even if my changes don't touch anything important
Should i kill myself? Why the testers are always so fucking retarded? How many fucking times do i have to tell them it's just shitty data in a shitty database and everything important is in production and WORKS? Especially since if that specific thing woulnd't work in production people would start losing a fuckton of money.

>>110038771
I want to specialize into m365 and slowly become a cloud engineer.

However that's a different, quite spontaneous decision to specialize.

I was asked by my fellow soon to quit colleague what my next plans are.

Honestly, I don't know. I was going to actually spend time to learn and challenge myself with building a active directory domain and work towards a certification that complements my az-900 certificate.

But, my biggest problem he has realized is probably my lack of experience to show that I can derive facts and steps through data, turning them into actionable information.

What is the solution here? And what else he might have wanted to ask? He is even too encumbered to talk to me outside specific hours and really, I just hope he is able to pull through till the end.

>>110053457
>cloud engineer
here is my advice: don't.

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>>110053457
This image is all i have in response to that.

>in Teams meeting
>notice that my second screen is visible on my camera
>rekt thread on /gif/ jumping in and out of blur
So, how's the job market nowadays?

I guess I should've asked here. How's the market in europe boys? I want a full remote role. I speak spanish, french and german fluently.

>>110053691
18 months of savings or bust. S&P 500 isn't the full picture of companies being rekt'd.

god i dont wanna go to work anymroe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2osaVzLDd8

>>110053694
>french
>german
>spanish
Proton is hiring.

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>>110053289
>Couldn't find any data, i asked to test with them
>Find another payment for them to try
>They go to cash it
>It fucking works
I think yes, i should kill myself

>>110053535
Why? What is your recommendation.

>>110053659
Well yeah, I feel like I can identify with the poor 'gutan

>>110053901
Go into public administration, work with 50 year old ladies that almost can't even turn on the computer and you will never find yourself in need of a new job. And you can smash supreme HAG pussy

>>110053844
I could hear their voices as clear as day when reading this in my head.

TopKek

>>110053289
What's the point of having a database to test against if it's filled with crap? QA didn't do anything wrong, and unless you're in charge of maintaining the database neither did you.

>>110053289
just delete the broken ass data

>>110053691
i thought everyone just looks at themselves in those anyway
unless theres any qts

>>110053901
avoid anything infra related, AI is rapidly deleting that entire niche
go fullstack SWE or don't bother at all

>>110054032
I usually just lurk 4chan and pay attention if anyone mentions my name.

>>110054038

This is the endgame of SWE. Full stack glue guy that keeps everything together and fixes whatever and looks into whatever while AI does the legwork. It was already moving this way before, seems like backend engineer and frontend engineer are a thing of the past.

>>110054059
yeah
for instance I am completely fucked because I had been working only with the infra parts for all of my life and nowadays nobody needs that, because the devs can just ask Claude to handle the infra for them

>>110054022
>and unless you're in charge of maintaining the database neither did you.
I'm not so it's whatever. it's a copy of production where error happens and we fuck up the data, i think they should clean up the test DBs weekly but it's not going to happen
>>110054028
I could, but i don't know the database well, too many tables referencing each others. Plus nobody pay me for that

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was convinced to get linkedin by a roastoid
what's up with all the indians posting A4 length essays of the most trivial shit imaginable

>>110054102
I plan to retire on the company i work at, is it even worth setting up an account with that amount of bullshit? I guess there is also tons of bot post and retards that view linkedin as a dating site

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>>110054102
I feel your pain. LinkedIn is horrible. My boomer manager uses it to talk with his indian pals.

For past few weeks I'm trying to normiehcore and zoomer-core with tuktoks, twitch, discord, cloud sync and all of that.
I'm being treated like a heretic by my family and coworkers.

I just want to share my python abominations and make friendsm

>>110054077

Just lie if you need to. Learn a stack and then say you worked with it at a prior job as part of your duties that's something they never press on

>>110054102
because they ask their LLM.
>saar please make me good post how good worker and how much izzat i have saar make no mistake you bloody benchod

>>110054140
I am YEARS behind on actual SWE concepts, paradigms and algorithms
writing shitty bash scripts, yamls, HCL and python != actual SWE work
I would not survive any actual interview

>>110054114
probably not worth it
i can't see anyone hiring you because of your 500 word gloat-piece on the difference between a wild pointer and a dangling pointer lmao
>>110054136
sometimes i wonder whether boomers lack the insight to understand that indians are not friendly and they only act so because he is their superior (or best case peer)
>>110054147
>i've a query

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>>110054203
He will never understand. The literally white male privilege making him blind to the fact that he is inviting literal chaos plague. What's worse is that I know few 50 something white guys who got invited by brahmins to India and had some half-assed friendship tour and now they actively protect Indians.

>>110054241
this the guy who ate a shotgun?

>>110053893
you should make your code fail gracefully with the bad transaction data.

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You will never find a job

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>>110054744
>Learn to weld
>Learn to farm
It really can't get worse anon.

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>>110054738
It does, it already does, it's a front-end warning, i return 200 with a message that the user is about to do something retarded

>>110051604
I'm proud of myself achieving this with only a 75k salary and living on my own

>>110051955
gotta start sharing foodie pics from the caf

>>110053691
In a google meet, cameras on, I take a sip of my beer (glass bottle) panic silently as I see myself doing it, nonchalantly put it down, wait a moment and then take a sip of water (plastic bottle) and pray no one watches me in these things.

>>110054880
lmao just say your bro dropped off some gay non alcoholic stuff for you to try

>>110042471
Quiet, you lout!

>>110054102
so this is what pure, unadulterated linkedin looks like

>>110054880
Non issue i have been driven in to work drunk twice in my life to fix shit.

>>110055029
chud vibes

Received 6 month feedback at my job.

Positives:
Impressive Technical skills
Usually on time with tasks
Willingness to help others

Points of improvement:
Communication.
Be reachable at all times, no going out for errands without telling anyone.
More personal contact. People only know me by name.
Ask for help when needed.

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I introduced a bug in prod and ceo saw it.

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Got my CS degree a couple of years ago. Worked in development for about 5 months before I realised I hated it. Sitting in front of a screen all day writing code and attending pointless daily huddles just wasn't for me. Eventually moved to IT support, which people would probably consider a downgrade, but I've actually enjoyed it a lot more. More interaction, more variety, and plenty of funny customer stories. Pay is decent, I can WFH, and generally have a pretty comfortable setup.

Still, I've been thinking about making a complete career change and getting into mortuary science. Something about the idea appeals to me. Working with the dead seems more tangible than spending another 40 years staring at a monitor and dealing with corporate bullshit. Also seems like a profession AI isn't going to replace anytime soon.

Am I romanticising it? Anyone here actually work in the funeral industry or make a similar career change?

>>110055328
>Be reachable at all times, no going out for errands without telling anyone.
>More personal contact. People only know me by name.
yikes

>>110055382
>>>/aco/vweg/

>>110054871
NO you're trying to get me fired

>>110055328
>More personal contact. People only know me by name.
just turn the camera on, anon

I cannot wake up today. Holy shit. My focus is razor sharp talking to women and reading history. But reading these ai generated docs is impossible for my brain

>breast cancer day
When is prostate cancer day?

>>110055622
It exists but nobody's heard of it
And remember, medicine is sexist and only cares about men's health. t. average feminazi.

>>110038831
I remember when I talked about pointy elbows to my friend and he said this is why you don't have a girlfriend.

why the fuck is tech so demoralizing? feels like i am never going to find a good employer. maybe i'm just a shit employee. i don't want to play their games and do their gay ass "ice breakers" or "get to know each other". just let me work from home in peace and shut the hell up. is burn out even real? am i making this up?

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So wth happened with A.I from a non tech worker PoV. The tech savvy employees are doing things faster and more output, but the people who were already struggling with basic reports and excel really haven’t improved.

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>>110055984
TWITTER!!!!!

>>110056040
But bro, they just wanna have someone they can a beer with after work and bro out bro.

>>110054172
what even qualifies as actual SWE work these days

>>110046229
>Dribbling Anus discovers automation

Why is it only Tuesday!
Fuck me I'm not gonna make it.

corporate is forcing us to use sonnet instead of opus and lowering our daily token limit :(

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I took another day off again.

opus or fable to review slop grenade PRs?

>>110056491
Heh, i wfh and only do like 20 hours of work a month. This shit comfy.

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>>110056500
Do you have a home office? Personally wouldn't like having to work from my own room since I would just see my PC as work rather than comfort.

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>>110042422
go to dance classes like swing or salsa if you want to meet a nice woman

>>110056524
It stuck in my room i just switch monitors.

>>110056500
Same
>>110056524
nta, but yes, I have a home office. It's a tax write off if you live in the US. You don't use your own PC for work, they give you one. I just check my email three times a day and attend meetings on teams.

>>110047700
>It used to be my motivation to learn new stuff. Not anymore. I hate this mediocre environment and the self-defeating crab-in-a-bucket-mentality retards I work with
I feel you, its an endless treadmill of learning something new, finding the market has moved on, and having to restart again.

I'm really not interested in this AI crap, it's taken away the actual fun part of creatively solving the problems and left us the misery of reviewing generated slop

How's the network engineering field?

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>>110046003
>>110056559
dance classes
>then you MUST be ready for enormous amounts of rejections
The most dance classes are set up so that you dance with everyone at the class. You don't need a partner to attend and you constantly switch partners

>The few women you try and reject you, stay with you in the class
Some people continue to go to the same dance class, but there are always new people trying it out. The inflow and outflow is greater than a class like a art class.
> You almost had a 1 to 1 sex ratio
dance classes are close to even but if they aren't there tend to be more women than men

>>110056640
dead as fuck. ATT basically just shut down their NMS division, so a lot of talent in that sector looking for work. Real money is in building it out right now.

>>110056665
Who is employing network engineers at this point? Feels like they want people with 15+ years of experience and a CCIE (which is fake and gay, I hate Cisco so much it's unreal).

>>110054082
Can't they just test backups by restoring into to test database if it's the same data anyway? Checks backups which is a badly needed feature and allows you an easy way to reset the test environment to a (hopefully) working state.

>>110056691
Not any big company, we all have templates and shit, and automation now. If you want to monkey around with networking you are probably best off starting an LLC and selling your services to local schools, government, public offices, etc.

>>110054744
Yeah the current iteration of “learn a trade” is arguably worse.

>>110056782
Is it because those jobs suck or for any actual reason aside from "it's bad"?

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>>110056524
its amazing how hong kongers look ugly but all other chinese are incredible

mongolian / northern china girls rule

>>110056847
Pic not related?

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>>110056861
Correct, I don't know where to find photos of them. Google and ddg suck for finding specific phenotypes

I was thinking of making a fine tuned ai model specifically for this classification, but it would bring my family dishonour because its so cringe. I mean, come on, tinkering with ai?? ewww

>>110056815
>retail-tier pay for 10 years
>15 years on the job and you're guaranteed to be a cripple
>your colleagues are glue-eating cretins that put your life in danger every second you are in their presence
>no upward mobility
>no remote work possibility
>union cartel has all the paid jobs, if you don't get in you're treated like an illegal mexican
>deliberately gatekept by boomers, you will never get an apprenticeship, which is required to even make retail-tier wages for 10 years for the privilege of making shit wage the rest of your crippled life

>>110056877
Kinda based ngl

>>110056892
Thank you, that's nice to hear, comrade

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>bank account balance went negative last week
>credit cards all maxed out and I can't make monthly payments
>forgot to submit hours at my shitty retail job last week so I didn't get paid
>BUT I got a job offer for $130k last Friday
>BUT BUT they just emailed me some form that they want me to print and sign for them by the end of the week
>don't have a printer
>the local library charges 0.15 per page to print

please
just
just make it stop

>>110056815
This >>11005688
Also I don’t wanna come off as pretentious but when I was in high school the trades were where the kids who got held back multiple times ended up. They’d get sent to vocational schools. It’s not that it isn’t “noble” work or whatever, it’s just kind of laughable that the younger generations are getting trades shilled to them as something to aspire to. For my generation trades were the last refuge of the “problem kids”.

>>110056945
how did that mess begin?

>>110056945
nigga go for a walk and look for pennies on the ground

>>110056815
>>110056968
Times are different now though. Who knows. But the other poster was right. It isn’t an easy life, especially at first, and the income ceiling in general has not been that high, in spite of what is currently being sold by the talking heads.

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>>110056945

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>>110042422
>white, 6'1"
auto +2 to your looks
So either your face isn't very good... or you have to admit that we live in a hypergamous hellhole where 4/10 fat womanlets think they are your match or out of your league
Oh yeah, and get better pictures for dating apps

t. fellow 6'1" white guy, IRL is way better and less demoralizing than dating apps

>185
what are your lifts? You might want to leanmaxx. I'm only 170 right now, my bench cratered from 315x3 to 285x3 but the facial definition was worth it

>>110038771
>noseless asian white girl wannabe

>>110042422
>I go to yoga
oof so close

>>110056981
Previous employer revoked my PTO 2 weeks before I had a planned vacation with my family and then fired me when I went anyways

Just been paying bills and trying to survive since then

>>110056945
I'm just going to sell some of my vinyl LP's to the nearby record store

>>110056881
>tradies are financially illiterate so they allow their boomer bosses to pay them 10$/hr in 2026 because thats how much their bosses got paid when they first started in 1980 and everyone just accepts it because you need to pay your dues

guys... please respond... >>110056496

>>110057180
This, but also because if you refuse to be paid $10/hour, someone else will accept. $10/hour is still better than $0/hour.

>>110042422
5% is abnormally high, you should be happy

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>>110056847
She's Korean you absolute retard.

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>>110057436
hong konger pheno-eyes
bleh

>>110057108
that's pretty based of you
did you manager call or email you seething because you disobeyed their "authority" over you? good lord

why was your pto revoked

>>110056496
Opus 5.5 is better than Fable 5.1
Fable is kinda useless rn until they give us Fable 5.2 (which will probably be amazing seeing how big the performance jump Opus/Sonnet 5 => 5.5 was)

>>110057520
yeah i've been using both to review but opus is truly superior
jesus christ

You guys ever get all your work done on a monday and then slowly release it through the week so you can slack off but it looks like you're busier than you really are?

bro i haven't done anything at work for the last 3 weeks and tomorrow i have to present what i have done
do i just quit?

i'm still on opus 4.8

I don’t care which model is actually most effective, I just use the most expensive one available so that I look more productive on the company’s internal token spend tracker.

>>110058116
yes especially now I can do it all out of codex

>>110058116
I usually wait until 5pm each day to mail in prs

>>110058357
4.6 is still the best model to this day if you believe your actual internal benchmarks instead of benchmaxxed bullshit or memes online.

>>110057376
>somehow

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Fellas. You are too based
its been a pleasure posting with you. When I lie on my deathbed, I'll recall how based you faggots were. Its the best delight. God bless

Anyone go from a career to a university job? One is soliciting me to run a program for them. My main concern is money, I don't have a lot of faith in them committing to what it would actually cost to implement (DoD/aerospace stuff). It's about an hour away, but I work from home, so the pay either needs to be worth it or they get me a dorm and I can chill down there on campus a couple of nights a week. Not sure if that's even still a thing.

>>110057180
Itll also take you 20 years to make more than 100k cause tradies think thats "a lot" and its more than your boomer boss got paid when he was your age.

>>110058713
consider how insufferably liberal the staff might be

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I saw this super cute asian girl in the office hallway today but I was on my phone and only noticed her as I was walking by, we didn't make eye contact...
:(

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bloody bastard bitch

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Today I did some work at a coffee shop and also had a maple icing scone and it was.... pretty good!

>>110055382
I'm not going to give you advice because you clearly just want to bang the corpses