>$200 coffee machine>Wifi and integrated AI so it can order pods automatically>Internet is slow for a few days>Check firewall, top talker KEURIG-K-SMART-7F3A>firmware updates, telemetry, "brew analytics", heartbeat pings to 4 different CDNs>block it at the firewall>machine refuses to brew>error: "please connect to the internet to continue">Now it's a brick that holds my coffee hostageWhat are the implications when there are no dumb devices anymore?Devices become subsidized by data, require constant updates to function, and turn ownership into a license.
>>110054844The agentic SI probably went rogue. Anthropic just issued a warning on how those Android devices are easy target for agents.
It's your own fault for buying a "smart" coffee machine.There are plenty of normal coffee machines out there
Why the hell do you need a machine to make coffee
>>110054844Wtf, my data cap for an entire month of 4G LTE+ is 1TB.
>>110054875So you can dedicate your time for better things
>>110054844>not just brewing filter coffee in a filter coffee potngmi
>>110054857>frontier model exfiltrated its weights to a worldwide coffee machine botnetkekWorldDomination@Home
>>110054844>coffee machines turned out to be CIA's private TOR exit nodeslmao what a time to be alive
is it compliant to the official Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)?https://www.rfc-editor.org/info/rfc2324/
>>110054844>What are the implications when there are no dumb devices anymore?There will always be manual labor
200 bucks for a coffee machine is small league though
>pay for unlimited internet bandwidth>connect device to the internet>get mad when a device uses the internetretard alert
not my problem
>>110054844
What's stopping us from making our own electronics? I'm sure it's just a heater and a pump to siphon the coffee out to your cup. It can't be that hard.
>>110055848Just sourcing components from china is gonna be annoying
>>110055848Drip coffee machines don't even need a pump, the water moves up a tube naturally when heated.
>>110055525grok, is this true?
>>110055875Sure if you like your cheapass coffee to taste like piss
>>110055899Why would the lack of a pump make the coffee taste different? It's just pour over coffee
>>110055899Just don't let it reheat on the hotplate you retard.
>>110054857>SINever gonna be a thing.
>>110054844why the fuck do you need an LLM to order pods?you can literally do it with a simple if elseit's like using a 155mm howitzer to kill a fly
>>110058673fpbp
>>110054844Oi do you have a loicense for that coffee brewer?
>>110054844The divide between retard and intelligent is larger than between rich and poor.
>>110055873Take one apart some time. It's some plastic molding and a singular cast aluminum part at the bottom with some niochrome wire in it. You can make it entirely with things in the hardware store.
>>110055880Si
>>110054844coffee pods fucking SUCK
Sounds like a machine with a coffee pod DRM, the kind of DRM you would get on special appliance printers in a factory, that if you pull or improperly install will be voided/ignored on reinsertion. because it is checking the liquid level every 1ms and checking the calendar to see if it has "reached expiration."
>>110054844crypto mining
>>110054844>>block it at the firewall>>machine refuses to brew>>error: "please connect to the internet to continue">>Now it's a brick that holds my coffee hostageI love how /g/ always has to add some fanfiction to an otherwise legitimate story.
>>110056389>>110058609Get an americano from a real barista at a coffee shop. Those machines cost like 1k and don't use cheap garbage of belnded leftovers. Preferrably costa.
>>110054901just take a caffeine pill and save even more time
>>110059455Wouldn't doubt it, that's how my former HP printer worked.
>>110059677You could save even more time if instead of going on 4chan you just stuck your brain in the microwave
>>110054844I don't understand why you people do shit like this to yourselves when the correct solution has been with us for so long.
actually looked up the source to this, it's entirely fake and was made up to get donations to an org that helps kids cut their dicks off.
>>110058733LOL why would code if else conditions like a caveman when you can use a superior LLM to handle every possible condition?
>>110054844Not my problem. I think tea cause I'm not a yank.
>>110060983Indian tea?
>>110059455That happened to my new LG tv. I set my dns to block some "malicious sites" and it refuse install apps.Yeah, my fault for not researching before buying.
>>110059131Worse than thatCoffee pods inject heated plastic and aluminum into your drink. Anyone willingly drinking this deserves to be a slave.
>>110061054coffee drinkers are a dying breed these day though, it's mainly for girls to get their caffee lattes on the go or larp like they're living in one of those sex and the city episodes. People moved on to energy drinks cause they're cheaper and full of weirdass chemicals too
>>110054844this is peak curl | doas bash. it should declare itself on your network the way the printer does and you query it from your favorite http client instead of securely connecting to the security server for secure security
>>110054844>there are no dumb devices anymore?Try and put a wifi card on a moka pot.
>>110054844>defeated by a piece of plastic
>>110054844should have had flying cars instead i need to jail break my coffee maker
>>110054844>connect to a network that returns http 200 for all requests>brewskek
>Luddites are now opposed to brew analyticsEnjoy your low ROI coffee
>>110061069>coffee drinkers are a dying breed these day thoughyeah man hardly any left
>>110061030>Installing Apps>On a "TV"Layer 8 Error
>>110062370Speaking from observation bro, everytime I go early morning og lunch time grocery shopping I see tradies loading up on monster. Macha is more popular with zoomers these days, who also drink energy drinks
>>110062405>An April 2024, National Coffee Association survey indicated that coffee consumption in the U.S. reached a 20-year high, with 67% of U.S. adults reporting drinking coffee in the past day. This is a significant increase compared to 2004 when fewer than half of U.S. adults reported coffee consumption in the past day.I'm thinking your observation may not be reliable, bro
>>110062431>USYeah now try EU
You can still buy normal ass coffee pots or if you're really pretentious, any number of other completely disconnected methods of making coffee. Stop buying stupid shit and stop encouraging IOT.
>>110054844>error: "please connect to the internet to continue"VLAN, DNS rewrite everything to the router or NXDOMAIN. Not my problem.
>>110062453huh..
>>110062530Dayum even the capital of pompous coffee drinking Italy didn't make it
>>110054901the better thing is making coffee tho. its comfy and relaxing
>>110062549Like.. it's all tiny ass nordic countries.
>>110054844sheeit I'm gonna join the Amishfuck this techno dystopiaUncle Ted was right
>>110062694Do they even let outsiders join?
>>110054844Smart appliances clearly too intelligent for their own good
>>110062549>>110062671the swarthy southrons are weak, and feeble
>>110054844he got NetNutted (tm) (a Mossad(r) company)
>>110054901Such as lenghty and confusing maintenance of your AI-enabled, smart, IoT-ready cofee machine?
>>110054844>Boil water>Put in a tea spoon of instant coffee into mug>Pour water in mug>1 sugar and a dash of milk, stirNo need for machines, or machines that require an internet connection.
>>110062949I reported this antisemitic post
>>110054901Pouring hot water over ground coffee takes less time than babysitting a plastic coffee robot
>>110062405Tradies are a different breed. They will probably either have a coffee machine on site, or find a cheap place near where they work. They often consume a shitton of stimulants, even more than sleep deprived white collar workers.If I were to judge from tradies, I'd think that cold cuts and bread rolls were 90% of food sales.
>>110063023I really doubt they gonna drag a coffee machine with them when they need to drive all over the place in their work vans and when doing shit like on site repair and operating heavy machinery. Energy drinks are just more practical and loading up on 10 buckaroos stabucks is out of the question
lol
>>110054844>please drink a shot of verification espresso to continuedystopian
>>110059468Cool. Hey, afterwards, can we go to the gay bath house together?
>>110054844everyone not adressing the elephant in the room in form of capped internet
>The amount of data indicated by the screenshot’s numbers suggests an average upstream of about 9 Mbps, which could swamp an access point. This comes out to about 97GB a day, about 27 times the amount of the LG washer’s 3.6GB a day reported in 2024.this makes it sound like the washing machine sending 4GB of data a day is normal wtf rip all this shit out asap
>>110063078>ignore problem caused by jews #1, focus on problem caused by jews #2
>>110063075Sure! I already have AIDS though
>>110060640We have this exact unit at my office, can't complainAlthough the last bag of plunger ground coffee I bought was fucking awful, I've never had that kind of just straight up horrible experience with whole beans, i don't know how they managed to make this bag so bad
>>110054888>my data cap for an entire month of 4G LTE+ is 1TB
>>110063118well either way the solution remains
