A container ship got struck by Iran at the Strait of Hormuz and now the sea is filled with iPhones.
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apple will probably just remotely brick all of the IMEIs on that shipment
>>110065063>>110065059the new duo looks fire
now all the fish are going to turn gay...
>>110065166They're putting smartphones in the oceans THAT. TURN. THE. FRIGGING. FISH. GAY. UGH!
>>110065059A crime against bussy lovers everywhere.
>>110065059Water has been poisoned.
>>110065063That is easily half a million dollars in value. Theyre all waterproof devices btw and each would be fully functional just in need of their cases drying.
>>110065059Can someone snatch them up and sell the working iphones at a low price?
>>110065074qeq
>>110065059New kind of piracy
>>110065233Apple keeps track of the serials. Soon as someone tries to activate it, they can shut it "off." They're worthless.
>>110065461Okay, then atleast 1/4 of million in value. I know for a fact resale of the locked hardware is still valuable even it requires people to sit on the devices till exploits are "found"
>>110065059Nature is healing
>>110065059AI nonsense. Why lie?
>>110066381not unlikely to be samefagging + 1 or 2 baited retards
>>110065059>>110065063Scifi fishing.
>>110065491You know you can sell the chips inside them, don't you?You can probably triplicate your profit by selling the individual components inside.Obviously this having into account that the very own devices haven't been touched by the sea water, because salt water will completely destroy them unless they rinse them immediately with non salty water.
>>110065059Holly fuck, the western leaders need to create another green tax to combat this RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
>>110065059Lame, it should have been car batteries,
>>110065059The sea is now 100% cooler and is about to get laid by the ocean. So badass. All the dude bro fishes about to get fish bitches on fishtok.
Literally only one anon noticed it's AI slop. You all are a bunch of fucking stupid niggers.
