Elon Musk just unveiled a Tesla Roadster that flieshttps://www.youtube.com/live/qt5p-_tE8d0?si=VdZNceX9mmmAB2Mehttps://www.businessinsider.com/new-tesla-roadster-2-elon-musk-livestream-event-2026-10
>>110078237we playing rocket league fr now?
Besides the fun factot, why would you invest engineering resources into something no human driver can ever use irl
>>110078241How came it done a rotation? Dat's dum
>>110078302same reason a bugatti goes to 400. At that level is just for bragging
>>110078302because meatbugs are obsolete. my self-driving car full of robocops will be doing all this, while chasing citizens that are not on their best behavior.
>>110078237use case?
>>110078333>my
>>110078335for posting a cool looking demo on youtube
i think cars are boring and car people are cringe
>>110078237Usecase?
>>110078237Didn't he do that in like 2016?
>>110078237>about to get into a collision with the car in front of you because of a pile-up on the freeway>your car jumps up and then comes back down onto the vehicle a few spaces ahead of it instead because it only has enough juice to clear a couple carsbravoThe real usecase is for running a red light by just jumping over the intersection's traffic.
>>110078241Ah, yes. Nothing like pulling 3G in my car.
>>110078237>Jeetlon Cucks latest desperate stunt to pump his scam stock up so whites buy his shitty jeetmobiles>Then uses the profits to mass import Indian Hindpoo rape rats to replace the very same whites who bought his carsBut puts tomorrow and thank me next week.
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>110078335>>110078391To avoid having to put LIDARs in Tesla cars. This way, if a crash is imminent, the car will jump instead. Might still crash in some cases, though.
>>110078445Also, to pump $TSLA.
>>110078241>when you do a 360 and moonwalk away
>>110078241What the fuck
>>110078391tiktok, yt shorts, ig reels
Imagine the disaster if a flying car is not gatekept by a 1000 hour pilot license.
>>110078237>>110078241wow thats so cool.instead of havin a car crash jump just over or beside it.
>>110078335to counteract anomalous centrifugal forces
>>110078328https://youtu.be/7pg1hhW5qhM
>>110078481im imaginin'
>>110078391I think this demo is mostly to appease rich customers who paid a $50,000 deposit 10 years ago
>>110078541Are rich boomers really that impressed with basic propulsion?
>>110078511whats that in real world units
my G....!>>110078554yes
>>110078481
I for one think it’s pretty cool.All the people doomposting about it being illegal are gay.
this is cool
>>110078241holy
>>110078237He said it "sucks" but what if there is dirt and trash on the road, what about snow, water. I dont get it.
>>110078237a tesla just flew over my house!
>>110078237While it's cool as shit I'm sure this willl totally come out in just two more weeks, just like roadster 2 did
>>110078648it both sucks and blows
>>110078648do you get scared when airplanes with jet engines fly through clouds
>>110078682what is in a cloud
>>110078302i forget the term for it but stuff like this(and much of what Tesla does) is just to build hype and reel in investors on fake promises.think elizabeth holmes/theranos but on a much larger scale. dont ask me why musk gets away with it
>>110078237>be driving through canada in my Tesla roadster>see picrel>jump mode activated>rockets launch jeetshits into a fine mist
>>110078713There's some nostalgia right there.
>>110078744
>>110078742>fake promiseselonmusk.today
Fuck, between this, robotics, and ai, am I actually gonna live to see some the beginning of some jetson era?
>>110078837Some oil arab will buy it and kill a bunch of bystanders with it
>>110078241T-180 bros we won
Wasn't he supposed to put a man on mars by 2030 what the fuck is he even doing hereWho is this for
>>110078391dabbing on ICEsses
>>110078237Indians did it first
Yeah this shit is cool when rednecks do it like with monster trucks or dukes of hazard shit but when a malformed fat chud like elon does it it's kind of lame to be desu with you
>>110078237I'm digging the design. Too bad I'm broke
>>110078907
Buy an ad
>>110078674>and blows>turns a small stone into a bullet
>>110078237how could it stick to the track upside down at such slow speed
>>110078982Theres a fan providing lift
>>110078742grifting?
>>110078445>Be in tunnel>Car in front of me crashes>My billion dollar car saves my life by rocketing me into the ceiling at 3G
>>110078237Imagine hacking a Roaadster to do a little 9/11
>>110078241lmao
To be honest if I had the money I would probably have typed in my details paid 5k€ and pre-ordered the car already
>>110078568417kph
>>110078837next fast and furious movie
>>110078982>>110078987actually suction. old concept. really old in racing. been done back in the 60's or something.this one is a recent version:https://youtu.be/HPZxcfglU2Q
>>110078907maybe it's supposed to be a demonstration of the propulsion technology capabilities for business purposes and not just hey look at my car
>>110079122also upside down trickhttps://youtu.be/CdbE5RiIaSMbtw Elon's Roadster looks interesting ngl, really want to see a full breakdown of all systems.
>>110079134The compressed air propulsion system is 100% going to military use
Musk you nerd, now do motorcycles
