Elon Musk just unveiled a Tesla Roadster that flieshttps://www.youtube.com/live/qt5p-_tE8d0?si=VdZNceX9mmmAB2Mehttps://www.businessinsider.com/new-tesla-roadster-2-elon-musk-livestream-event-2026-10
>>110078237we playing rocket league fr now?
Besides the fun factot, why would you invest engineering resources into something no human driver can ever use irl
>>110078241How came it done a rotation? Dat's dum
>>110078302same reason a bugatti goes to 400. At that level is just for bragging
>>110078302because meatbugs are obsolete. my self-driving car full of robocops will be doing all this, while chasing citizens that are not on their best behavior.
>>110078237use case?
>>110078333>my
>>110078335for posting a cool looking demo on youtube
i think cars are boring and car people are cringe
>>110078237Usecase?
>>110078237Didn't he do that in like 2016?
>>110078237>about to get into a collision with the car in front of you because of a pile-up on the freeway>your car jumps up and then comes back down onto the vehicle a few spaces ahead of it instead because it only has enough juice to clear a couple carsbravoThe real usecase is for running a red light by just jumping over the intersection's traffic.
>>110078241Ah, yes. Nothing like pulling 3G in my car.
>>110078237>Jeetlon Cucks latest desperate stunt to pump his scam stock up so whites buy his shitty jeetmobiles>Then uses the profits to mass import Indian Hindpoo rape rats to replace the very same whites who bought his carsBut puts tomorrow and thank me next week.
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>110078335>>110078391To avoid having to put LIDARs in Tesla cars. This way, if a crash is imminent, the car will jump instead. Might still crash in some cases, though.
>>110078445Also, to pump $TSLA.
>>110078241>when you do a 360 and moonwalk away
>>110078241What the fuck
>>110078391tiktok, yt shorts, ig reels
Imagine the disaster if a flying car is not gatekept by a 1000 hour pilot license.
>>110078237>>110078241wow thats so cool.instead of havin a car crash jump just over or beside it.
>>110078335to counteract anomalous centrifugal forces
>>110078328https://youtu.be/7pg1hhW5qhM
>>110078481im imaginin'
>>110078391I think this demo is mostly to appease rich customers who paid a $50,000 deposit 10 years ago
>>110078541Are rich boomers really that impressed with basic propulsion?
>>110078511whats that in real world units
my G....!>>110078554yes
>>110078481
I for one think it’s pretty cool.All the people doomposting about it being illegal are gay.
this is cool
>>110078241holy
>>110078237He said it "sucks" but what if there is dirt and trash on the road, what about snow, water. I dont get it.
>>110078237a tesla just flew over my house!
>>110078237While it's cool as shit I'm sure this willl totally come out in just two more weeks, just like roadster 2 did
>>110078648it both sucks and blows
>>110078648do you get scared when airplanes with jet engines fly through clouds
>>110078682what is in a cloud
>>110078302i forget the term for it but stuff like this(and much of what Tesla does) is just to build hype and reel in investors on fake promises.think elizabeth holmes/theranos but on a much larger scale. dont ask me why musk gets away with it
>>110078237>be driving through canada in my Tesla roadster>see picrel>jump mode activated>rockets launch jeetshits into a fine mist
>>110078713There's some nostalgia right there.
>>110078744
>>110078742>fake promiseselonmusk.today
Fuck, between this, robotics, and ai, am I actually gonna live to see some the beginning of some jetson era?
>>110078837Some oil arab will buy it and kill a bunch of bystanders with it
>>110078241T-180 bros we won
Wasn't he supposed to put a man on mars by 2030 what the fuck is he even doing hereWho is this for
>>110078391dabbing on ICEsses
>>110078237Indians did it first
Yeah this shit is cool when rednecks do it like with monster trucks or dukes of hazard shit but when a malformed fat chud like elon does it it's kind of lame to be desu with you
>>110078237I'm digging the design. Too bad I'm broke
>>110078907
Buy an ad
>>110078674>and blows>turns a small stone into a bullet
>>110078237how could it stick to the track upside down at such slow speed
>>110078982Theres a fan providing lift
>>110078742grifting?
>>110078445>Be in tunnel>Car in front of me crashes>My billion dollar car saves my life by rocketing me into the ceiling at 3G
>>110078237Imagine hacking a Roaadster to do a little 9/11
>>110078241lmao
To be honest if I had the money I would probably have typed in my details paid 5k€ and pre-ordered the car already
>>110078568417kph
>>110078837next fast and furious movie
>>110078982>>110078987actually suction. old concept. really old in racing. been done back in the 60's or something.this one is a recent version:https://youtu.be/HPZxcfglU2Q
>>110078907maybe it's supposed to be a demonstration of the propulsion technology capabilities for business purposes and not just hey look at my car
>>110079122also upside down trickhttps://youtu.be/CdbE5RiIaSMbtw Elon's Roadster looks interesting ngl, really want to see a full breakdown of all systems.
>>110079134The compressed air propulsion system is 100% going to military use
Musk you nerd, now do motorcycles
>starship hudIt's kino
>>110079168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vpeDEOII4
>>110078237There's no reason for us to not have mechas at this point.
>>110078241rockstar will have to delay gta 6 to implement this now
>>110079180https://youtu.be/58RSC7HO9aU?t=31
>>110078241wait whatthat video wasnt ai?
>>110078237how much of the price of the car is for that rocket thing
>>110079270they took the thrusters from space x rockets and added them to the carand the suction thing is pretty old tech
>>110078488Honestly that's what i was thinking, in case of a car crash there can be an automated system were your car just jumps over them.... better wear your fucking seatbelts
>>110078302obviously its for the army all his products are for military applications.
I can avoid toll gates now kek
Neat party trick but won't be road legal so don't care Also something something about burgers and and fetishizing the national security state some something exoatmospheric kill vehicle
