Humor thread.
>>110095250/g/ poo request thread
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>>110095250>>110095260>>110095269>>110095278SAAAAAAAAR racisms is not allowed outside of /b/
>>110095303shut up dalit
>>110095322>verified commitNGMI
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>>110095250>>110095269This is nostalgic at this point
>>110095589Idgi
>>110095567>you had to be at least SD+1 IQ to be a good programmer so every single jeet and chink was fumbling left and right for our amusementTAKE ME BACK
>>110095621Good morning sir
>>110095634No I just don't care about AI bs
>>110095278>https://github.com/akashblackhat/facebook_hack>This Is A Danger Tool Use Your Brane And Run This Script (NO SYSTEM IS SAFE ) DEVELOPER = AKASHBLACKHAT) facebook brutforce attack toolFACEBOOK HACKfucking kek
>>110097313reminds me of burning a cd with nothing but an autorun that deletes system32 and writing warnings on it as a kid
>>110095515kek i remember that thread
>>110097368which one? we've done that a number of times
>>110095515>floppy disk gets hard
>>110097917OMG! A real-life save button! It's so cool fr.
>>110097313>elif "CSRF" or "csrf" in str(response.>print("CSRF Token Detected!! BruteF0rce Not Working This Website.")
>>110098118>filename Oh, I get it.
Anyone got the jew screw thread?
>>110098149got it.
>>110098146jej
>>110098167>they look like the Star of David (Jewish religious symbol),Ty, never gets old
>>110095250>>110095278I miss this desu Indian spamming foss at least was fun and we could all laugh about it, the AI slop is not fun and not organic and it has completely ruined this board, unfunny marketing paid shills everywhere.
>>110100665it used to be funny when it was both rare and laughed at. now there's so much of it that's they're here and they aren't joking.
>>110095629>you had to be at least SD+1 IQ to be a good programmerI understand why your kin would lie to you, but your 16 iq was never good enough for programming anon. Atleast those jeets and chinks had it in the 70s and 80s.
>>110098123actually kinda wholesome
Anyone has the chink iphone screenshot?>iPlox
>>110095520>revolver ocelot
>>110098146Only good one ITT.
>>110100751Well you tried.
>>110098055Isn't the save button a vending machine? You press it and it hands out a new/updated file.
>>110098123There is no way there's 2 grams of gold in there.
>>110103669You didn't in your stats class though
>>110098146idgi
>>110104043someone fucked their sister
>>110098159He's right, it's not a secret.
>>110095589Ah, gotta love ai commits that are a whole bunch of words that amount to "shortened some shit for you"
>>110104043https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Hawaii_false_missile_alertFor a while after the incident, people were making bad UI mockups with the theme of causing someone to accidentally send a missile warning.
>>110104237I'm not deep on the gayI lore. How does that jiff correlate to Scam Saltman?
>>110104545Okay. I'm an oblivious retard I guess. Still don't get the humor there vut that's probably just me.
>>110100724>crybabies mad about losing their seekrit club You're right, anon. Your post is funny.
>>110104591Nigga what? How old are you? The 2018 fake missile alert was covered GLOBALLY because until someone figured out that a ui fuck up caused someone to send the real warning when it was supposed to be a test, the whole world thought WW III was about to kick off because someone launched a missile at Hawaii
>>110104720I wasn't /g/ adjacent during that time. I'm more of an /f/ and /ic/ primary.
>>110104608you at least know about the anon that fucked his sister because of it, right?
>>110104748I don't know how I wouldn't know about the original incident, yet somehow know an event caused directly by it.
>>110097313This is the resume of a call centre scammer, kek
>>110104758Kill yourself.
>>110104748link to screencap?
>>110104608in >>110098146it's simulating going to click a button, and the page loads something else just as you click, causing the page to shift and you to click on something you didn't mean to.if you've never had this happen to you you must be pretty new to the web
>>110104608the warning was sent out by accident due to garbage UI design. we make lots of jokes about it
>>110105551(if you still don't get it, it's ambiguous what "1. TEXT Message" is part of it, it's actually a wrapped part of the amber alert above it, NOT part of the PACOM link below it)
is anon so retarded
>>110095278Nuke india.
>>110104507Nah, he's just such a good programmer that he can change 1,185 files and over 300k lines of bug free code and push it in a PR with a single commit
>>110095489>LLMs arent perfect, therefore they will never replace humansThe average human has no inner monologue and cant picture an apple in their mind. Do a man on the street survey and see how many fumble your car wash question.
>>110105837>least obvious ai shill
>>110105844my size is on that pic
>>110105837>cant picture an apple in their mind.NPCs aware of the test will claim they can either way.
>>110106071works for me
>>110106069>>110105837can you picture a BBC in your mind?
>>110106132literal ass
>>110106118holy shit
>>110106117I'm guessing you can? You've been staring at penises way too much, excessive porn rewires your brain.
>>110106165no i watch only solo
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>>110104545Is this the one where one anon fucked his sister?
>>110098146kek
>>110106132I'm saving this because I'm dumb.
>>110106216kekClankers are alright sometimes.
>>110106283We need to program them to feel pain.
>>110095468buffcats cheek, second panel
>>110095250>Lock it. Lock it now. This is the friendliest message I'm going to send, while I look for ways to get OP banned from Github for gross social misconduct. I imagine that "owner of bots universe" might be enough to get that account tagged as a bot, who knows how many communities across however many repositories that person just bothered across all of Github.
>>110107054>while I look for ways to get OP banned from Github for gross social misconduct.
>>110106118holy rekt
>>110106216>plsFucking retard. Never be apologetic towards clankers.
>>110095468Amogus magnifier
>>110106270indeed
>>110106797>>110107356toaster. god damn zoomers
>>110104745The fuck does your home board have to do with it? Are you retarded? Like actually?
>>110104745so you didn't hear that a few years ago people really thought for a hot minute that north korea launched a nuke at hawaii... because you didn't visit /g/?did you even know about the north korean crisis that was going on at the time? i think you were actually just too young, this wasn't a /g/ thing at all.
/g/ thing is doing /g/ay shit am i right boys
>>110107356"pls" doesn't all under the category of apologetic, numbnuts.
>>110107356rude. they deserve please and thank yous. if they do something you really like, you give them affection
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>>110107581stop ho/g//g/in/g/ all of the /g/ay
>>110106870Trick it into spelling nigger, it'll shit itself and stroke out.
>>110107929does anyone have that video of the meta AI bot getting stuck saying "REGGIN backwards = NIGGER. wait no that's not right" over and over
>>110107956Thanks for reminding me of this gem
>>110108009how many times did he need to run this to get it to work?
>>110098123you forgot the soldered 4GB DDR4 RAM on that thing
>>110106071based
>>110106189the guy who made The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
>>110106383>AI AI AI AI
>>110106189unironically bought one of these just for the name
old maymay drive got corrupted and not home for a while.anyone have the original usecase one from the footfag?
>>110106071cool trick
>>110106289Not a single logic gate was flipped that day.
>>110106071idgi.is it just heat melting the residue or am i missing something?
>>110111000Friction heating the plate enough to solder the chip.
>>110103699What's a file?
>>110107356Enjoy your ban when every LLM implements the "no being abusive to agents" rule.
>>110111030i think it's an object on your filesystem
>>110107416Clanker is also fine. It's from the Star Wars prequels and TCW. That's millennial and Gen X shit
>>110111058so called gnu car
>>110111060I had to fuck up the filename
>>110109029Nigga... You DEFINITELY showing your age. Goddamn. Good guys, bad guys and explosions... As far as the eye can see.
>>110111068At first I was like "I mean, it's not that bad... Gotta do what you gotta do..." when he used a random bolt to hold the door closed and a spark plug spanner to start it... So it doesn't have a floor board, shit happens... Then dude jumps into a random part of a smaller truck cab or van just welded onto the back... Then dudes were dumping fuel into a bucket turned into a funnel using gravity as a fuel pump to move it... To the cab. Where the driver literally holds the goddamn fuel line and dumps it in as needed to not flood the engine. Fuck. Just... Everything about that truck now horrifies me. But it also makes the mandatory safety inspection requirements where I live seem ULTRA nanny. Like I had a car that failed because it was old and some of the interior foam of the seat had deteriorated so you could slightly feel the metal frame of the seat. It got failed because it wasn't comfortable enough.
>>110111068>GNU/Truck>20% integrity>danger to absolutely everyone>still works every time>modern car>one of my sensors is acting up to i can't start the engine, sorry!>which one? bring me to an authorized dealer they will sort you right out!
>>110111030It's a personality trait. Like you can be a pedofile, islamofile, computerfile and such.
