>>110097435Making eurosissies seethe
>>110097435cracking short sellers and tricking dumb people into buying long positions
>>110097435none
>>110097435Get a girl
>>110097452Look at that tesla go lmao
>>110097435when this happens on your way to mcdonalds
>>110097452lol
>>110097469Modern ran though roasties want the whole package
>>110097435Call of Duty Advanced Warfare 2 Atlas Roadster
>>110097435mass casualties doing impractical stunts on the road
>>110097435Diverting attention away from the zero point anti-grav we cracked back in the 1950's.
>>110097435
>>110097469Im not taking dating advice from a man whose firstborn son is a tranny
>>110097469instructions unclear
>>110097435I don't know but my 60 year old mum thought it was the coolest shit ever and wanted to get one after I showed her the video.
>>110097435Feeling superior.
>>110097762Girl here. You WILL marry me!
>>110098049Well it does suck. It also squeezes and blows. The only thing it doesn't do is bang.
>>110097680Its hilarious that he still considers himself some sort of good breeder with that being the case
>>110097435It's a novel way to kill yourself.
There is a very good reason why we don't let just anyone with a driver's license fly a helicopter or a small plane
>>110098100When some saudi prince crashes it that 10000 PSI tank will
>>110098433Normalniggers love drunk driving, they'll LOVE drunk flying
>>110098455I hope they do a barrel roll
>>110098049>literalYou're what five?Holly shit, get a grip fucking moron.
There are people paid for new Roadster ten years ago and still waiting on getting one finally.Instead they get a staged stunt show.
>>110097469>work>six carsbig money isn't for workers
>>110098433There is a very good reason why we let just anyone get a driver's license despite most of them being drastically underqualified.Please let me know when you find out what it is, I was assuming it had something to do with the 20th century autistic hyperfixation on zippers.
>>110100420Because you need to drive to get just about anything done so denying someone that is a massive invasion in their live and can only done in extreme cases?Seems pretty simple and completely different from a license to operate a plane.
>>110100436But then you're just accepting that only people aged roughly 16/18 up until maybe 70 who are affluent or endebted enough to have a car are allowed to do anything.
>>110097435If you fall off a cliff it could save your life, but that's about it.
>>110100444I don't, I advocate for walkable cities and strong public transport. But it's more lucrative for the elites to sell everyone a car with an accompanying gas subscription to keep it running.
>>110097435potentially useful tech on spacex landers. stupid to demo the tech on a car, though it's basically the same form factor
>>110100455The whole ass concept of large densily populated centres has been made redundant by internet and now AI. Covid werk from home proved that commuting hours back and forth to some office to push papers all day and flap your mouth is just a giant drain on society.
>>110100486Yeah, because everyone interacting solely with the world and other people through their phone is so good for society...
>>110100389>Having a sissy fit over the word literalYou're literal-ly a faggot
>>110100569I'm a literal bundle of sticks?Weird insult.
>>110097435>use caseon this config nothingBUTimagine if you had only side thrusters and you engage them when a group of cyclist are randomly on your road
>the vaporware dude is selling you vapor powered carKojima should really stop with this shit ...
>>110097435Deservedly accidentally ending oneself.
>>110097435impressing to morons
Something for nigga billionaires to flex with in dey rich hoods
>>110097435getting a gf like this
>>110097435The funniest part is it's nothing new. There are examples from the 80s of people trying to put vacuum systems and rocket stabilisers into cars. Other than "because you can" it has no consumer market.
>>110100939
>>110100939>>110100977fuuuuck
>Use case?
What technolo/g/y is this?
>>110100959this is the first actual valid use case I see
>>110097435I'd explain it but you wouldn't get it
people can barely drive on two axis as isyou want to give them a third axis to crash into eachother while texting?
>>110100929Kill yourself leftist retard
>>110097487>>110097452why did it go down?
>>110102178the only money making business starlink was proven to be unreliable because elon's feefees can render it inoperable
>>110102162take it easy on the K, elon
>>110097778>take a small half a million loan>kill yourself in a retarded accidentWhat's not to love?
>>110097435its a flying deposit grabber.as to exactly how fucking retarded you'd need to be to hand this charlatan $250k for vague vaporware promises, someday, who knows. Maybe relieving tards of their wealth was always Elons True Calling.
>>110097435Do the thrusters last like 5 seconds?
It's a fun project for the engineers involved.Though you could just give them vacations instead.
>>110100939Girl tech > Car tech
>>110097435can you imagine the videos of 2+ retards trying to jump over traffic and doing an aerial incident? fuckers jumping off cliffs?
>>110097435No 9/11 memes yet? I'm disappointed.
>>110097435Make line go up
>>110102922I made a meme in one of the previous threads but only got three you's.
>>110097469despite this autistic redditor having a surprising amount of pull, im pretty sure most women do not give a fuck about cars
>>110102957That seems like it had the opposite effect
>>110103020The spell may be breaking
>>110100499You're not interacting with people in a city anyway.You don't need hyperdense city shit to have relationships with other people.>>110100971Yep, as soon as it doesn't succ the road with a perfect seal, it loses most of that grip.
>>110097435stock manipulation
>>110098049I mean it is a really cool stunt.What's retarded is people thinking that adding compressed air tanks that empty in few seconds to a car will make a flying car.We already have flying cars. It's called ultralight aircraft.
>>110097435Jet jumping over niggers to escape a mostly peaceful riot.
>>110097469if you have money for six cars you have money for ozempic and roids giving you bothso, in a way, he is actually right
People realize how retarded this is, right?
>>110106204People who don't are the target audience.
Besides the jeet acrobatics, the platform is bespoke and so is the battery packIn other words its a fucking useless billionaires toy in every configuration. I was hoping that this would be the halo car on their new platform and a new model s/3/x/y would be derived from it but no. What a waste of engineering time and talent
>>110097435>get pulled over for speeding >cop at your door>engage jump jets>blast into the air >force of the air knocks cop backwards off his feet into oncoming highway traffic killing him>land safely on the ground >drive away avoiding another speeding ticket
>>110106347It won't be street legal.
>>110106204>>110106237>>110106240This was every kid's dream not long ago. What happened to you?
>>110106471I grew up and realized it was just cool scifi.
>>110106441whos going to stop you
>>110106811The police, I would assume.
>>110106845They cant stop me when i keep launching up and down the street
>>110097435something to do with those co2 cannisters people have lying around
>>110102178Investors saw that musk was blowing all their money making toys for nobody instead of any actual product that will ever make it to market.
>>110106811They're not even going to sell it.It's a real as the hyperloop, mars base and household robots.
>>110106859Police also get the brapping cars. Chases threads get more exciting.
>>110102983I don't even know what I'm looking at.
>>110097435Bread and circus gimmick which is kind of Musk's entire brand.
>>110106471I loved that show as a kid.
>>110097435electric cars (especially teslas) do this anyway if you a pothole
>>110097469>says looks don't mean anything>meanwhile he can't stand having his bald fucking head on display and pays for hair plugsshut the fuck up you nerd faggot, also what kind of gay homoqueer saves that picture
>walking home>a tesla owner spills their coffee and accidentally hits the "barrel roll" button and their car comes flying in the air at you spinning around with the drivers body ragdolling around inside of it and falls on you and kills you instantly
>>110107093I hate it when I a pothole
>>110097435>Use case?stock pumping PR stunt for future megamerger
>>110107009>Investors saw that musk was blowing all their money making toys for nobody instead of any actual product that will ever make it to market.thisafter 9 years of promising customers a Roadster he failed to deliver, he delivered something that is not a Roadster, that no one will buy, it is Cybertruck 2.0
>>110097435Shitting on Europeans.
>>110106471Anon they're now the (((modern audience))). They've been trannified.
>>110097435whores are going to love it
>>110107074Tesla FSD object tracking
>>110097435cool movie prop and/or terrible car idea
>>110107009>>110109138Wait, but 9 years ago he had people pay 250k for the roadster and now he is offering orders for 50k?So what do those people who paid 250k get?
>>110097472Just Cause 2 was fun
>>110100959Ah yes, nozzles that shoot out the side and somehow hit something in front of youVisionary technologyFuck AI faggots
>>110110377seems like it was shooting at an angle
>>110110387Roadster will not begin production until 2028, as Musk said. What you saw was a demo.So even if you suck at recognizing AI videos, you could at least use your brain
>>110110502i know it's an ai video, i'm just saying the perspective might not be as bad as you're suggesting
>>110109655Why is it tracking a plane, but not the top of the trees? Wtf Elon?
>>110110535The original post was titled 'moralfags philosophers btfo'.The original image includes baby and elderly, and the driver has to pick one. It's the variant of the train and people tied to the tracks meme. Nevertheless, now with Tesla flying cars a third option has been added.
>>110097435unironically tiger woods
>>110100939FUCK
>>110106471Maybe it is a kid's dream. But not a teenage kid's dream.The flying car version has only one seat. There is a pressure vessel on the passenger seat. Can't even take your girl for a ride.
>>110097435Hype mostly but the 2g's of suction could help on the track.
>>110097469A gold digger will still fuck the six-packer on the side though
>>110111158Where we are going, we don't need girls
>>110111314into a tree?
>>110097435but don't cars usually need downforce instead of upforce?
>>110111368What's up fors?
>>110110326They get fucked
>>110111368that's what the driving upside down demo was for
>>110110953Ah, I remember the autonomous driving dilemma quizzes a few years back.That edit was so unbelievably shit I didn't get what it was going for at all.
>>110100444Horses were expensive too anon. So cars aren't anything new. In fact life has required expensive tools to live for millennia. This is another one of those zoomer self-centered "it's the first time it's happened" moment huh?
>>110100499>he unironically posts on 4chanIt's such a fucking insane "do what I say not what I do" stance. No fucking wonder communists have to control through violence while being hypocrites.
>>110102983Planes fly much higher than roads.
>>110097435Honestly? None. You'll get the pseudointellectuals talking about how if your car went off a cliff it'll save you, but if you were to combine all the money that went into that feature on every single car it'll be on and you spent that money on people's hospitals bills you'd save a thousand times more lives or more.
>>110110373Still can't believe they removed stealing player vehicles from the online mod.
>>110112072Sorry, but I'm not a dirty phoneposter like you.
>>110097435Jumping over fent bums and protesters outside your billion dollar mansion.
>>110112086Proof?
>>110112239>spent that money on people's hospitals bills you'd save a thousand times more lives or moreThis. Instead of going to the moon we should have sent more food and billions more dollars to the poor in Africa.
>>110097435Back in 2014, during a discussion with David Graeber about how technological progress is fucking slow here, Peter Thiel lamented: he said that decades go by, and yet we still don’t have flying cars and other sci-fi stuff as part of everyday reality. So, here we are: the guys from Silicon Valley are hard at work pushing these ideas forward, while the Chinese are watching and scaling them up.In this regard, Musk resembles a grown-up child (he does have the worldview of a teenager, after all) who, having colossal (unimaginable) resources at his disposal, spends them on bringing his own childhood dreams and whims to life, as well as the dreams of people like Thiel. Tech enthusiasts obsessed with the technological singularity, transhumanism, and the desire to go beyond the limits of human capabilities.
Fucking sad
>>110097435safety, imagine driving of a cliff - this can save youor extreme breaking system
>>110097469girls literally cheat while you work
>>110106031more efficient to add killing bumpers and fenders, drive through violent niggers
>>110102983please don't post this ever againin fact you should just delete this file from your computer entirely just to be safethanks
>>110111158There is no "flying car version" yet. The demo was in an empty car with all upholstery removed. And the model he's promising is not going to be ridable on public roads anyway.
>>110112691Nah. In fact, I just made 100 copies of it.
>>110112597Having huge compressed air tanks and reducing car weight to make cold thrusters like this even work would put you under much higher danger than just using normal car.At that point you would be better off just installing an aircraft ejection seat. At least you won't be sitting surrounded by literal pipe bombs.
>>110111104>jeets are already making slop to praise their jeetgod
These will not be available to the public. They are for law enforcement and special military operations. At least that is what this vehicle will be good. Evading barricades and local enforcement, nothing on the road will be able to keep up with this thing. CIA anyone?
>>110097435Breaking the law of course.
>>110097435You saw the use case in the video
>>110112748scamming investors?
>>110102178All stock has been going down, heck I'd say Tesla is of the ones that was hurt the least. That graph you are seeing is an extremely close up of a short time period.
>>110111158It's not a flying car and it's too loud to be used as a flying car because it's just expelling compressed air. It's actually use case is suction which means you probably can drive on a wet road without losing traction and turn on a dime at 80mph.
>>110112774>That graph you are seeing is an extremely close up of a short time period.Yes, the day he demoed the flying car.
>>110100939ugly and whore
>>110112912/thread
>>110100959I will now buy your car, Elon
I realize I get literally nothing out of ai gen videos or imagescant the site ban them, would really improve the average 4chan browsing experience
>>110097435Most likely its some cuck mobile. It will be self driving car that you can take to Elons themepark or racetrack, and you just sit inside the cuck mobile as it self drives around the track and does some gimmick stunt at somepoint. If people have been listening, they would have realised that its going to be mainly self driving car. Elon thinks that self driving is going to be the thing of future. Information about the specs of the car state that the seats are fixed. You are not going to do any racing or serious driving with car that you cant adjust the seat.
>>110097435new james bond movie
>>110097469you can only buy six cars if other people go to work for you
>>110100414isnt that the point, he wants the cattle to keep working harder to chase the carrot
>>110107139Based
>>110114097yes correct>>110112635also correct, cuck shit was made for hard workers
>>110107157A death worthy of Valhalla....
>>110100396increase deposit 4 upgrade NOW goy!or RISK LOSING OUT!
>>110100939The gooks/chinks just don't do it for me like the japs do
>>110097452Is $15 a lot?
>>110100959holy fuck, placing my preorder on this asap
>>110097435use caseGET OUTTA DAWAYBITCHT GET OUTTADAWAY
>>110111368elf juan used to be so based
>>110110953how did we get to negative 1/12th of a person from a series of increasing integers?
>>110097588that model isn't road legal and is not being sold as road legal.
7.
>>110097435Blowing cyclists off the road seems like a good use case.
>>110097778It is the coolest shit ever and if it wasn't current year and if it wasn't musk promoting it all the retards here would be beating themselves stupid over it.
>>110117782yall can invent flying cars but kint feed muh 12 black babies
>>110117781i can already do this with my regular car
>>110117788nor do we want to.
>>110108587nigger i a pothole right now
>>110110377>immediately starts seething when sees something ai
>>110100486AI is (supposedly) eliminating exactly the kind of digital "work from home" jobs that'd allow you to sit on your ass all day and not bother about commute.
>>110111111
>>110100959needs an update to that BMW M5 doing a burn out at the traffic lights when he saw some jews walking on the pavement
>>110112320>t. future fent bum
this is the most obvious zoomer gta bait ive ever seen
>>110097435While I admit the flying car is cool we still need to acknowledge a contributing factor to why Musk is doing this is to make the conservatives think a futuristic high tech space society lifestyle with Musk granted universal basic income is right around the corner. We know that isn't going to happen any time soon.Its meant to keep the flock hyped
>>110097435Suing the techbro that lands on top of your car?>>110112642But doing donuts on the wall of a police station is pretty cool too...
