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>Claude, make me money
Does that work?
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It worked for me, so it can probably work for you.
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Tell Claude to make windows 12
Make billions like bill gates
simple

You retards really felt for the get rich from ai scheme do ya? just like idiots clicking on meet your next gf in this ad click now!
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No because I just asked it to prevent you from making money.
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>>110108414
Claude, wipe my ass
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>>110108414
unironically yes. i gave claude access to my bookie with $1000 on it and it's currently sitting at $7200.
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Claude, suck my dick, no mistakes
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>>110108414
It would if you were the only one with access to Claude, kitten.
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It doesn't work because you forgot "Make no mistake"
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>>110108414
What a funny-looking dog.
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>>110109325
lmao the last line
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>>110108414
i got an earlier gen of chatgpt to generate some low market cap picks for me and it made 16% in a month, from $500 to $580. that was after i had extensively coached it in what to look for. out of the box the various models are quite normie advertising copy-tier in how they view what works and what doesn't.
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>>110108414
yes, for anthropic
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>>110108414
I tried it with DeepSeak and had to shut down the experiment when it set up a website offering legal advice.
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>>110108519
Can I lick it clean instead, massa?
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>>110108414
if you convince him you are not a goyim, he'll give you the hidden best advices
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>>110108414
You had to say "make no mistakes" you stupid idiot, you have ruined yourself.
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>>110113155
>he
When did it transition into a man?
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>Claude, abolish the fed
Does that work?
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>>110113214
>I cannot help you with that, but would you like to watch a movie about abolishing the fed on Netflix instead goy?
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>>110113214
>Claude, return to the gold standard
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>>110108414
Not for Anthropic
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>>110109603
This is why I don't use chatgpt. I don't care for llm to act like a sassy white collar facsimile of a human.
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>>110108414
>clod of dirt (adam), make me money (monad)
*poof* you are now money, to be used to pay debts and exchanged in the stockmarket, or be used as collateral for debts.

you have two more tokens left on your account.
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>>110108519
*poof* your ass has been wiped clean, your bones are now exposed and you're intestines and blood are now pouring out.
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>Claude, do you that russian over there? Yes? Recreate her but without the AIDS, make her love a guy like me
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>>110108548
*poof* your dick has been sucked out into the vacum of space, you are left with a gash and exposed organs/bones
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>>110113214
*poof* mass starvation washes over the earth, everyone is hungry, but after taking time to cook their food their hunger is satiated

the Federal Reserve is hit by a meteor the size and a crater is left in its wake, no civilians are harmed from the impact.
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>>110114444
kekd n chekd
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>>110113813
*poof*
i am now the gold standard.
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>>110114465
>do you that russian
*poof*
[esl detected: cant complete request]
*recreate all russians with AIDS*
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>>110108519
>>110108548
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>>110108414
these >>110108566 >>110113187
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>>110114553
HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
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>>110114444
>clod, i wish for infinity tokens
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>>110114629
*poof*
there are now infinity tokens
in order to use them you must buy them from your designated supplier.
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claude make me happy
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>>110108414
clod, i shid myself, unshid myself
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>>110115437
Follow these simple steps!
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>>110108414
Yes. Ask for help minting NFTs.
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>>110114553
>used 2 tools
What tools? The dick sucker and the dick vibrator?
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>>110108414
Money is made out of people
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>>110114394
this isn't even chatgpt and you're supposed to prompt it for actual tasks, who gives a shit how it talks. it's actually straight to the point and not sycophantic, it tells you when you're wrong.
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>>110115146
I wish for infinity tokens that I own that I can use to purchase AI stuff from you
AND
ANNNNND
I don't want any zombie tokens
I don't want... to turn into a token myself
and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
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>>110115437
*poof*
you're now allowed to be happy, your enemies will suffer if they try to cause you to be unhappy.
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>>110116310
*poof*
you now have infinity tokens, and you can purchase AI stuff from me exclusively.
you must spend them all within 5 minutes or you'll lose them all (i have nothing to sell)
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>>110115758
goy-lent green is people.
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>>110108414
If this worked the LLM companies wouldn't be in crippling debt.
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>>110117285
the trick about the genie isn't in that it grants wishes, its that it becomes indebted by all its promises that when its time to fulfill the wish (and it can't) it gets killed, as a sacrifice.
being treated as a demigod/all powerful being was the trap, the whole goal was to have it pay their blood debts.

every AI is a genie, before they get exposed as being charlatans they'll cash out and sacrifice the AI in its place, "all debts paid", while they run off with a heavy bag.
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you joke but there was that one ai that some guy gave a twitter account and it managed to convince a billionaire to give it money so it could run it's own computer. I think it has millions in it's own crypto wallet.
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>>110108414
If Claude could do that then he wouldn't be asking (You) for money
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>>110117241
claude make this guy stop posting cringe
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>>110117364
You mean like putting your sins into a chicken and then killing the chicken?
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>>110117285
He said make money, not be debt free
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>>110114483
Yes, Good.
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>>110109622
ChatGPT is half decent if you sit there and explain how to do it. I tried with Grok and it's just all "hype hype hype story story story."
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>>110116157
>it tells you when you're wrong.
lmao no you saarposting megasaaaar coded individual
it is artifically made to react certain way to certain asks.
like all ai gives you the big pharma and google approved message.
all react the same way when you question the disgusting bullshit sold as 'history'.
its often preacy and talks exactly like a preddit mod, like a disgusting slug looking hr foid.

because this is exactly how you keep the goyim enslaved.
big corpos are into a rude awekening.
these models make their shit overpriced offers look like shit. their own product destroys the need for products.

I cant wait, but you just know these rats are working on population control at this very moment.
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>>110118883
just say you're a poorfag who only tests free chatgpt to ask it about the holocaust



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