>*boom* *CRACK*>SIR STEP AWAY FROM THE DEVICE POWER READINGS INDICATE YOU ARE OPERATING ILLEGAL UNREGISTERED LEGACY NON-CLOUD HARDWAREhow do you prepare for this future /g/?
>>110110378
>>110110395for you, right?
>>110110378I wonder if guns would be connected to the internet just like refrigerators, imagine needing a firmware update for your gun
>>110110415That's a plot point from MGS4
>>110110378That picture...Someone's been hitting the donuts. Probably could hear his labored breath before he reached the door.
>>110110395>*shots fired*>tango down!>wake up from coma 3 months later>your PC has bern pulverized and the remains buried in a landfill >court hearing coming up>you have been sentenced to 5 years in OpenAI detention facility #67 talking to AIs to train them
>>110110415https://smartgun.com/
>*smirks*>Heh, I've been expecting you...>*unzips katana*>While you trampled our rights, I studied the blade.>*teleports behind you*>Nothin personnel, pigroach
>>110110519Why'd he do it?
>>110110519H-HAYAI
>>110110519*tips fedora*you did good cringelord
I miss /fucko/ general
>>110111855More like O-OSOI.
>>110112127He meant the officer who shot him.
>>110110519t's the most retarded suicide-by-cop I've ever seen.
>>110110378with personal distributed computing
>>110110395Ahh yes. The good ole "muh guns" chuds who talk a lot of shit but never actually do anything. >Muh .45>Against fully auto M4s and tactical items..Yeah that's gonna go well for you
>>110110519>*u realize that was only my shadow clone*>"your reign of opression is Yamero, Gaijin-sama">*teleports behind u*>"Waituuuuu piggguuuu...">*authentic mall katana (steel folded over 10 times) glows blue with energy*>"...go HOMEU!!!">*swings blade so hard the grorious Nippon steel bends around the officer's neck*>"N-Nani?!"
>>110112735 (Me)Oh wait it's even worse, he got tasered. Shamefur dispray.
>>110110519He was supposed to rapidly spin his katana on the approach to deflect the bullets back to the police...
>>110110395>drone shoots youkek. you guys don't realize how pointless guns are yet?
>>110110378ehhm ok, sir I'll download chrome?
>>110110519they didn't even try to tase him
>>110110378My name is Abdul Al-Alasneed, a terrorist, how can I use local models for my jihadis fighting infidels in the holy lands?
>>110113527i am not sure you are supposed to ummah after family slaughter
>>110113527You need the new Germani Fancycar model, download it from ChuckingFace
>>110113548I pay my jizya and earn much izzat for shooting rpgs at tanks, here is a picture of my departed wife. She was killed in a bombing by Americans. My old father now has to arrange for a new wife. Sorry English isn't my first language, I'm trans btw.
>>110110378>boom, crack>boom againproblem solvedits really bad operational tactics to break people's doors down, uninvitedlysomeone post the webm
>>110113504Deadly force is met with deadly force.
>>110110378>"Ei! o gringo na porta tem um iphone!"Then i watch the horde pick him apart
>>110113664brazil *does have upsides after all'explains why pops goes there each year with his brazilian concubinethe mfer gets vacation in brazil each year btwwtf, im jealous
>>110113689This probably works on florida too
>>110113744given how multikulti weimerica is- this wouldnt even surprise me>go to florida>10% of the population is from brazil>another 10% come from cuba and understand what you were saying
im not a spanish/portugese speaker btwbut brazilian/portugese is still a latin language, i can somewhat understand it
>>110110378It's just an indoor marijuana grow, officer, nothing illegal here
>>110113791that would be unironically basedthe founding fathers smoke weed in their pipes
>>110113826If the recent trend is anything to go by, then by the time computers are illegal weed will be legal again
>>110113909i will lobby for having both completely legal and unrestrictedbeing baked is conducive to producing elite algorythms
>>110110378Why do you want this crap?
