Use case for this piece of shit?
>>110125788NIGGER
>>110125788How many of you were in an argument and got the last laugh before the person could reply.
>>110125788my favourite site uses doo doo shit php and i couldn't post funny soijaks
>>110125788what thread were you about to post on but were so rudely interrupted by the 4chan downtime that lead you to making this thread, OP?
Everything not jeet proof will crumble
>>110125791came here to post this + fpbp
>>110125788Getting shell on random websites.
>>110125800not op but i was getting ready for another day of schizoposting in warcraft private server general on vg
It's actually back?
>>110125788making me wait all day just to post on this shithole
>>110125805What exploit are you using?
never let jeets handle important shitthey will fuck it up somehow
>>110125788running the 4chan
>>110125788they are going to run php from rust, then just drop php altogether
>>110125809arr you the guy that posts low tier god copypastas?
>>110125788Before AI, we had PHP for people who can't code.I'm a vibecoder, so I can say this.
I remember PHP being pretty good for web development back in the day (mid-2000s) when it was THE web dev language, but I'm sure other languages have come pretty far if not to the point of superseding it in a practical sense.
>>110125865i'm the guy that keeps posting about uffie and pellaine because they were annoying trannies on tauri
>>110125788It's grim. Part of the internet died today, all those websites on old php versions that arent maintained will get hacked or taken down for good.
>>110125870It is still the internet standard, Node is a security nightmare, Ruby went off the rails and Django has always been a wet fart.
>>110125788this is the worst thing that happened in the last 20 years and it wasn't as bad as damages caused by node.Only reason it was felt was because PHP programmers are not niggers and took preventive measures by putting stuff offline AND, most important, because PHP is actually used by sites that matter.
i am watching bots turn around and leave after using this
>>110125796Me kek
None, I simply have Claude generate the html
>>110125805BullshitPost poc
>>110125936I am NOT reading all that
>>110125788Nigger.
>>110125864What if we rewrite... Rust in PHP?
>>110125887Uffie is on frostie, not Tauri
>>110125990that sounds like something mark karpeles might like
>>110125796based
What about all the secondary exploits being reported as a result of the eye of sauron turning on PHP? I heard there's exploits of the same severity remaining. How long are we back before 4ch goes read only again...
>>110125791Sex with n-word women ngl
>>110126018he was on tauri as a male dwarf called donmichel but later rerolled to his current tranny form called uffie - hunter on tauri, pellaine is a deaf zoomer that moved from fmc to play on tauri mop as a femdwarf hunter but later swapped to his nelf death knight called pellaine
>>110125980I want a Tauren female to dominate me, forcing me to smell her musky body.
>>110126064>seething across the boards because he wouldn't erp with you
>>110125788Legacy software available no where else
>>110125788making anonymous imageboards
>>110125851>filenamekek
>>110125791A classic case of fpbp
>>110126064What the fuck am i reading bro
why hasn't this shit been rewritten in rust or go or whatever the fuckor just recompiled with fil-c?
>>110125927>Ruby went off the railskek
>>110125796not me, but i saw it happen to others
>>110125936which comfy font is that?
>>110126656I'm pretty sure it's one of the default fonts in Windows.
>>110125805this never happened outside of a lab btw
>>110125791Many people are saying this
>>110125788makes js trannies seethe
>>110125788Someone payed to use it 15 years ago and they're not paying enough to migrate away from it today.
>>110125788Code my troon wordpress blog
>>110125788