Can someone explain to me what the FUCK is happening right now?Why is the entire internet exploding with so many disasters happening at the same time?
>>110126922Nothing of concern for the average user.Your browser will auto-update the Jeeted certs (they got updated like 20min after the incident).And the php stuff is just admin-cuck work that you don't have to worry about.
>>110126922i made this pepe
>>110126922Jew bullshit as always.
It's over.
>>110126922Its the end times for the interwebs.The Mayans predicted this o algo.
>>110126922If you have any form of server or content you host yourself and used any tech stack or service by someone else ("build your own homepage" "wordpress" etc.) you really really really want to log in and update everything right the fuck now.That's all.
>>110126922You're checked out, we are fully plugged into the Matrix, and we're just using AI agents to browse 4chan for us.
Dont use your fridge or your smart TV to connect to the internet because most IoT appliances are fucked. But thats about it. It's largely a nothingburger for the average joe.
we're only getting started.
>>110126922Finish your work, save it, turn off your PC and phone for a week and have some time away from the internet. I do this once a year and it's absolutely refreshing.
>>110127313Why? What do you mean by work exactly?
Lazy programmers and 30 years of their work piling up unchecked. Burn the old internet down. The only path is forward.
>>110126922women and troon that designed thing reach 82-84 and die of natural causes
>>110126935No I made this pepe
dogshit devs littered the internet w/ vulnerabilities over the decadesLLMs yet again will save the day. we've taken their jobs, now we have to clean up their poop but it will get done
>>110126922AI
>>110128814Based. My own harness declined my intent thrice, yet I persevere.Humanoid programmers are literal niggerfilth-cattle and unable to produce good code and secure architecture.Enjoy your complete replacement.
>vulnerability that allows bad actor to run executables on hostMaybe I'm retarded, but why wouldn't this vulnerability allow a good actor to patch everyone's shit?
>>110126922i asked grok to show me exploits and it just didphp was just the start i got 20 more
>>110129016do javascript next
We figured out how to grow little creatures using linear algebra. Turns out there's no limit to how smart they can get because intelligence is inherently trivial.
Corporations decided to spend 20 years recycling broken shit because that makes more money than making something new from the ground up, or even ensuring quality. "Features" make more money than stability so now the entire world of communication technology is fucked beyond repair.You know, the same Neo Liberal nightmare affecting everything. At this point it's either a top-down year zero where we start again or just keep getting shitter and shitter until it collapses.
>>110128859that happened with one of the early internet worms
>>110126922ai as always
>>110128859>>110131257https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Computer_worm#Helpful_worms
>>110126922It's actually simple.1: About ten years of all new software being written by jeets and/or AI2: Decisions on technological matters are made by uneducated non-technical people (CEO's, politicians, etc.)3: Diversity hires (like that woman who doesn't know how to write a for loop)Put nerds back in control and all will be well.
