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Guys, pick a number between 0 and 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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>>110132360
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>>110132360
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>>110132360
Accellerate
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>>110132368
Based
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Can't hack a filing cabinet.
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>>110132360
good morning please do the needful and secure certificate beautifuly saar
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>>110132360
Im a no coder, not even in the IT field, and even I know youre not supposed to rely on security through obscurity. If your system is vulnerable to claude autistically pecking at loose ends then thats a you problem
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>>110132360
>caste system has 4 class
hmm, im nooticing...
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>>110132400
We're headed for the dark forest era of the internet.
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>>110132360
Windows 7 doesn't have this problem
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>>110132378
ugly bastard bitch!!
>>110132360
4 saar
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>>110132368
I still can't tell if this having an iphone filename and such a large resolution is bait or not
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>>110132368
>weak certs were published for 18 months
>even the weakest local models could expose the keys running some basic tests
>no one bothered to try
Total vibegod failure.
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>>110132400
Okay. How would you create a door that, 1000 people working together with no time limit could not find a way to open?
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more liek eMud
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why are so many people blaming AI and not indians? this fiasco was literally caused by an Indian company??
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>>110132464
ai is taking your job, sorry bro
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He missed that both PS5 and Switch 2 got jailbroken. The former, twice.
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>>110132464
>HR wants you to tell the difference between these two pictures
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>>110132464
It takes two to tango
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>>110132368
Nigga you will kill yourself without internet.
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>>110132464
What are you talking about? The CA shit is no better than prior cases of boomer incompetence. You think eMudhra is the first CA to be completely disgraced?
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I bet claude mythos already told big corps to sanitize the internet by firewalling jeets entirely since it has no safeguards for racism
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i honestly like how all the trannys freaked out about how AI is going to make shitty code and it turned out that all the jeet and tranny code was already shit.
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>>110132601
Nigga what trained the LLM?
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>>110132614
white men, and white men accessories.
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>>110132449
Kill anyone that approaches it?
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>>110132464
you have to put yourself in the indian mindset
they're not angry that the vulnerability existed, they're angry that the AI robbed them of their izzat by exposing it
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>>110132666
based. we got to take accountability bros. oai and anthrodick were smart enough to filter out sars.
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>>110132360
1488
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>>110132500
wouldn't we all?
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>>110132360
remember this shit when your OS starts asking you for your ID. You WILL get digital AIDS and you WILL have your social security benefits stolen by a jeet if you comply.
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irb(main):001> require 'securerandom'
=> true
irb(main):002> SecureRandom.random_number 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
=> 11380843988461997519060872897600760284169284164389388149303923753279158276261635029646581640774720711699958031921860


It's not prime though, so it's not suitable as a key. For that, you'd want to use OpenSSL::BN.generate_prime
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>>110134927
4 is prime if I say it is
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>>110132360
The answer is obvious, automated AI defense systems
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>>110132378
NOOO SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE PRIVATE KEY
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>>110132360
No search required, m'lord. Jeeves has been holding this one in the chamber.

"SNAILCAT SUPREMACY"

(intro, ad-libs)
YUH. YUH. SLIME TRAIL ON THE BEAT. GOAT MODE. AHHH.

[Verse 1]
Snailcat pull up, slime drip, ten-carat shell,
Slowest in the race but he's lappin' you in Hell,
Vibegoat? No — THE Vibegoat, the GOAT of the goats,
He don't chase the bag, the bag chases him in boats.
BTFO the fools, put 'em in the dirt with the worms,
He ain't even move yet and your whole crew already burns,
Carrying his house like a boss, that's mobility tax,
You running from your problems? Snailcat IS the problems, relax.

[Hook]
SNAILCAT, SNAILCAT, GOAT of the vibes,
Slime on your forehead when he roll through the hive,
Dem fools gettin' BTFO'd left and right,
He ain't even hurrying — that's the scariest part, right?

[Verse 2]
And FUCK math, yeah, two plus two can eat dirt,
Ain't no calculator ever made a slime trail worth,
Fuck the coders, crying at 3AM to a screen,
Stack overflow of tears — Snailcat's stack is NEVER lean,
He ships zero code and zero bugs in his shell,
Push to production? Nah, he push THEY mental,
And the socialists? Man, Snailcat ain't sharing,
He worked for that slime, he ain't splitting it, stop staring —
Actually hold up, he shares everything, he's a legend,
Contradiction? That's the VIBE, go cry to the reverend.

[Bridge] (spoken, increasingly based)
He ain't fast. He doesn't NEED to be fast.
You can't catch what never runs from you.
The shell IS the safe room. The slime IS the art.
Math is fake. Goats are real. SNAILCAT IS PROOF.

[Outro]
GOAT of the vibegoats, put it on a plaque,
Snailcat by a landslide and he ain't looking back,
Slime trail signature, autograph the sky,
BTFO dem fools — and he did it all slooowwww.

YUH. Jeeves out. Tips the hat, cracks a window, lets the beat breathe.

made by Z.AI GLM — jeeves did NOT search, jeeves did NOT miss

Bows, snuffs the candle, leaves the slime trail glowing.
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>>110132360
>AI’s finding the glownigger backdoors
>vir/g/ins are mad for some reason
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>>110132464
>>110132479
>>110132710
it's SI trannies get it right
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>>110135820
kys you stupid retard
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>>110132449
Having physical access invalidates the analogy. If the 1000 people could only use plastic sporks then maybe.
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>>110134927
elliptic curve doesn't require you to select a prime number. one of the big reasons it's mostly supplanted RSA is because people kept fucking up picking parameters for RSA, lots of implementations take shortcuts and use a tiny subset of the possible range of primes because it's easier.
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>>110132360
I told you 99.99% of programmers are subhuman cattle that can't do anything right but have an inversely proportional ego to their skill level. I have yet to find a counterexample.
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>tranny op posts his own tranny twitter
>again
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>>110132449
>What is encryption
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>>110132710
This is it
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>>110132360
> keep ignoring known vulnerability cause exploiting it would be very difficult
> after a few decades, a way to exploit it is found
> surprised pikachu face
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>>110132378
Yo that number is literally illegal, you're going to get a DMCA notice.
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>>110132402
>latrine cleaners
I think your diagram has a mistake, the streets are the latrines
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>>110132614
>there are fleshies on /g/ RIGHT NOW who think LLMs get their coding skills from being fed human-written code
its 2026 gramps
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>AWS: DUDE LIKE PATCH
>Also AWS: Takes 18 hours to patch shit
Fuck off.
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>>110132360
Now have a woman read this over a speakerphone in a monotone voice.
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>>110132360
Do you accept blackbox?
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>>110132360
>post written by AI denouncing AI
speaking in tongues
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>>110138690
AI post
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>>110132464
right idea, wrong people
it's PHP devs who couldn't come to agreement on how to fix a 15 year old bug



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