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any plans for the weekend, /twg/?
>>110146025I hate it when normalfag coworkers ask this. No, I do not have plans. I am a 40 year old virgin. I get negative amounts of pussy. Plans? I will jack off to hentai. Fucking normalfags leave me alone.
>>110146296based
>>110146296>I am a 40 year old virginoof
>>110146296That is a plan by itself. Just say yes retard.
>>110146296new pasta just dropped
>>110146025Monthly 50m benchrest .22 rifle match coming tomorrow. Been improving a lot this year.
>>110145887Grim, dark, and grimdark
>>110146587Comfy, are you the guy showing up with safety glasses while everyone shows up like a cyberpunk villain?
>>110145887>i cannot split my attention (noone can) - the videoearth shattering material...
>feature has been broken for so long nobody in QA knew it existed>my reward for finding out that it was broken is being tasked to fix it myself
nth for: I'm China, they don't... say "n!gga" it's actually "nei ga" and it's supposed to mean "that".>>110146025Plans ≠ realityTho I am still normal.>>110146587>>110146296They aren't asking you.They are suggesting you to ask them about their plans.
>>110146624not really we don't use gear. even ear pro is optional since 22lr is not loud out of rifles. I use muffs anyways for concentration.
>>110146867Yeah this. I just say "oh just chilling, what you got going this weekend?"It's not that hard to get to the obvious point of the conversation which is them talking about themselves.
>The curse of being sociable enough to skinwalk being normal but to be in uncanny valley, but too sociable for the internet people to play video games with them.Oh wait... I'm bi too. And a python programmer... I wonder how cursed I can get.
>have a coding interview next week>Haven't coded by hand in years>Highly motivated to study over the weekend because the TC is FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING THOUSAND fully remotePlease God let me get this job and escape my current hell company.
>>110145887Why is this allowed in "American" tech companies bros? Do Indian Hindu hiring managers get an exception to abiding by the non-discrimination laws? Or is it because laid off non-Hindu techbros are too scared to lawyer up and fight back?
>>110145887>>110147470>appletrannies finally experience what samsungchimps have had for nearly a decade now
>>110147520iPhones are assembled in India now kek
>>110147520>poorfag hasnt realized that samsung was followed by chimps>he thinks poors in general can afford either the Duo or the Fold Nigga theyre both $2k phone series. No pajeet or brown is getting their hands on it. Also iPhones are made in India. They have quite literally found feces particles on modern iPhones.
>>110147520>The difference is Apple products are used by white people
>>110146025>ride bicycle>burn some tokens on dead ends>go to grocery store and do some chores>replace guix system install with nixos>maybe play some wow forever
>>110147546>brown hands holding a white product means its brown saar>therefore when we hindpoos taking pictures with white women means they fucked them>>110147534Didn't they have to abandon the factory after finding major levels of fecal contamination in the phones and the paint was peeling off because Tim Apple got scammed by the poos?
>>110147579>nooo saarr you are the bloody bloody dalit saar i am white brahminHe says as Apple is expanding further into India and hasnt addressed its fecal matter contamination while introducing "leasing" to cater to its main demographic.
>rejected from masters program>need to take some college courses to improve my chances for next year>relevant courses only offered during the day>can’t afford the classes/living inside without my job>can’t go to the classes while I’m workingI’m going to be 28 at the youngest when I finish this shit. Who is even going to hire a 28 year old masters grad? There will be people with 7+ years xp on me. I should kill myself immediately.
Xiaomi phones are positive mitzvah. Iphones are forbidden. This is twg.
>>110147667>he thinks claiming its not white means youre claiming its IndianKEK
>>110147824hol up
>>110147655>>>/g/utwg
>>110147491>can't code>500k/yrlmao I hope you've solved 2000+ leetcode problems, retard have fun doing dynamic programming over a segment tree in 30 minutes
>>110147824*smacks lips*
>>110147507for me, it's Gerald Gongon
>>110145887I was laid off from my tech job a week ago, but I'm pleased to say I found a new job fairly quickly.Does anyone know what a freight forwarder does? Apart from transporting goods between depots, I’m not sure what else is involved.
>>110147510so where's the samsung version of OP's video?
this dude is crashing out all over /g/ calling the iphone duo "white engineering" lol
>new job>entire team is g*erman and will have to spend weeks there for trainingi've heard all germans are autismus maximum, is it true?
>>110148283The entire team is Gherman?
Since when >being assigned to a task became>owning a task? Is it an HR tactic to improve employee engagement since the latter sounds like you're le heckin' boss?
>>110148750I love "owning a task" where the tech lead constantly changes the specifications, then makes PRs against it unprompted (with the contents entirely prompted), and then gets upset when you're not up to the task despite the fact that he asked you to "own" it.
It's actually almost Halloween... not like there's anyone to care. And not like it's any more cringe than this week.>>110148283No. All Germans are just old. Even if they identify and present as 20, they're secretly 50+. Do dementia check. They'll fail.
>>110147888The resident tranny got a job at apfail (allegedly) while he clearly can't program whatsoever, so I'd say that anon has a chance for sure.
>>110148283If by autismus you mean profoundly retarded tech illiterate morons who will overengineer hello world into something worse than the java enterprise-grade hello world parody from years back, and then break everything by never checking if their undocumented and uncommunicated changes to the api make downstream components fail in production because they refuse to test anything except the local self-contained code itself, then sure.
>>110148872it's fine then, i'm the exact same>>110148956thankfully it's not SWE-related, more like the support side of things
>third worlder>manage to pass civil service>only 3 years of experience>due to understaffing somehow became tech lead and maintainer for a national land cadastre (not a manager) and reference for python and gis>resume looks silly because I've done a gajillion things because we are understaffed>most jobs abroad ask for 5-7+ years >company can't raise my salary much because of the law>very specific thing (postgis, land management, gis)I think I'll kms if I continue to work on this legacy bullshit.
>>110149983Shit, forgot to ask. Lying on the resume about experience? All my info is literally public. Seems stupid to add 'freelance' (I've never worked before the current job).
>>110149983>>110149989>yeah after one year I've unfucked the entire thing by myself after banguing my head to the wall for months. Can't give numbers because of nda.
>studied compsci 1.5 years in top tech college and dropped out>studied math 4 years in mid college and dropped out (2 years' worth of courses)>no degree>5 years gap>bootcamp>software engineer for 5 years now thanks to bootcamp>can't find jobs elsewhere thoughWhich parts should I omit in my resume? I can't get a single interview for the life of me. I used to hide the fact that I studied CS to make myself look like a math purist who branched out to SWE. The 5 years gap is covered by a relative who I apparently worked for as an IT.Recently I started showing off my time at the top tech college and suddenly fagmans started considering me - I think they first look over the fact I dropped out, and once they find out (literally pointed out in the resume) they bail on me.Should I lie and pretend I finished school? From what I understand, they can't find that out without me giving them a grades sheet (at least where I live), and after 5 YOE I doubt they would ask for grades (or maybe they would want a diploma as proof?).I'm thinking of omitting the math degree attempt (I intentionally fake the years and write that I studied only 2 years, but now I want it completely gone) since it looks like a pattern of failures. A once-dropout from a big tech school looks more acceptable. I'm thinking of just claiming to have been a tutor up until covid after which I took the bootcamp.What do you think?There's also the option of just hiding my entire academic background.
Do you look forward to 2027? There's this weird unease in me about the future, weighing on every decision I make. The things I was certain about a few months ago are gone. I can't frame anything because there's no frame.
>>110150127>Do you look forward to 2027?There's some vidya I wanna play. That's about it.
>>110145887>That webmWe're hitting slop levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>110150127I always tell myself I can live off of savings for a decade. I own my home and car, not the bank. I don't have a wife or kids or pets. I just don't care.
>>110150127Yeah, I plan on an heroing next year
>>110150127Yes. Something may finally kill me, or I may stop being deranged cyber horned-rat-cat and overshare my thoughts on anonymous imageboard's generals. Only good things can happen.
>>110148011Paperwork.
>>110146993you're not actually bi you're just desperate for connection/sex.read more books, old ones.
>>110150696So, just of curiosity, am I into guys or women in your opinion?
>>110150891Everyone is straight. Those who think otherwise are still straight, they're just brainfucked due to extreme hedonist tendencies without suitable outlets. It's why fags fuck 10 people a day.
>>110149983>>110149989you could just omit some of the things you do and leave the ones you are interested in pursuing>All my info is literally public.try to put yourself in the feet of the ones who might read your public info to compare it with your resume.I'd guess the recruiters are too lazy and probably won't care to check.
>>110147856the entire problem is that I am employed, retard
>>110150919I am very deeply concerned by your posts.
>>110151004It is a scientific fact.*sip*
do NOT take a job in IT and do NOT fall into the microslop “ecosystem”you will be pigeonholed for life
>>110151033This.
>>110150919>>>/lgbt/
>>110151033nothing wrong with marrying .net and azure
>>110147888I can program but doing it in front of an interviewer to the type of problem you never actually solve real world has never been fun. But just to spite you I'm gonna get the job so you can say I'm larping when I post the W2 as proof.
>>110151014I am still very deeply concerned about your posts and what you possibly think about me.
>>110151056Lots of very good demonstrations of what I'm talking about on that board, yes.
>>110147655>>110150968>masters>while workinglmao, you are wasting your time and have the balls to call other people "retards">>110151033you just realized? this has been known for decades
>>110151144I don't like that board or other similar places, and I'm sorry to disagree, but I still believe that I can care about both/all, even if it's not "hedonistic" as you called it.
>>110151337You can't disagree with fact. Half the threads involving men taking hrt are about how pre-hrt they were fapping 20 times a day and using grindr to not get irate with lack of sex.Half the other threads are about sex.
>>110147536>iphone bovine feces storyYou got tricked bro... sorry to be the one to break it to you
I've been using AI to write all my SOPs and documentations. I always thought these were bullshit but it does a decent enough job. Will this bite me in the ass anytime soon? Just genuinely surprised that these SOPs/Documentation now take like 30mins instead of day back and forth because some exec is being autistic about wording (but now I tell them copilot wrote it they're suddenly like "OH WELL IF COPILOT WROTE IT THEN IT SHOULD BE OKAY BECAUSE IT KNOWS BETTER and they literally think that)
>>110151396Maybe it's because people who post there are like that?And those who don't want to be like that don't go there? I'm certain it is possible to bound both with men and with women and perform these roles well.
I just hate how /g/ and /fit/ are absolutely ruined. I didn't really lurk here much after college but somewhere between that (covid era) and now, people got insanely retarded. It's like 200% lookism or retarded questions and discussion. dude I just want to get my lifts up, not listen to some wife cheated on me melodrama bullshit.
>>110151502You can imagine an invisible unicorn that lives on the other side of the moon all you want, but the onus is on you to provide evidence. All evidence currently points to non-straights actually being straight in denial via extreme hedonism distorting their mind being a fact. There is plenty of peer reviewed research about the use of anti-psychotics leading to corrections of the condition, for example, and despite being disallowed anywhere but in canada today, retrospective studies showed that shock therapy was efficacious for this as well.
>>110147655I finished my masters at 30, got a cool research job handed to me straight away by one of the professors I was on good terms with, and 5 years later I got my dream job and nobody gives a shit what I did in uni.Granted that was several years ago and things are probably tougher for juniors now, but if you're not retarded I'm sure you'll manage.University is a lot easier when you actually want to be there and you have a good reason to study, which most the other students won't.
>>1101508919/10 chances says you're a man, so, women. im not the other guy but i agree with him completely, lol.it's why the 'furry makes you gay' thing, is a thing.I'm not even really judging you, I fell into that trap when I was 15. I'm warning you. think about what you're doing, and if it's something you really still want to be doing when you're in your late 30's, early 40's. focus on your hobbies instead of this gay shit nigga, you got better things to do.
I still disagree and dislike being vaguely threatened with electric shocks.Also>men are disgusting you shouldn't like them>everyone owes us relationship even if we don't see ourselves as worthy of it or putting any effort and dissuade others from liking us and hate women or other menThis literally always confuses me whenever I see this even implied. I'm out.
I thought getting a job was supposed to make me happy
>>110152506k, you're pretty histrionic and you got a victim complex, bud. you type like a woman.that said.>>110151667i dont like the idea of shock therapy, or therapy on general. simply because I hate all doctors. evil oil monopoly shit just designed to sell petroleum based meds.literally just stop being fucked up and fix your life circumstances. you don't need a doctor. the very last thing you need is a doctor, actually.
>>110152958I agree, but the point about the studies is just that it adds more evidence in that direction. First, I think this needs to be taken more seriously and studied. Second, I think simple lifestyle changes are all that would be needed here. But that works when understanding the underlying mechanism better.
>>110152913who the fuck told you that?
>>110146296giga based reply.
>>110152975fair enough, makes sense. I'm preaching to the choir, my bad.who would win though, the entire medical establishment, or one herbal lad.
>>110153040The medical industry sometimes takes their losses. For example they still admit today that honey is the most effective "cold syrup" and nothing comes close. There is perhaps some hope yet? At minimum the biology research and the medical doctors are happy to stay at odds, and I know which of the two I believe more (protip: not the ones operating out of econometrist principles).
>>110152119nice bun
So my coworker (indian) kept saying shit about our boss for being white, I (black) actually love the guy but this coworker wouldn't stop shit talking about how the guy is useless, that we should get rid of him, etc. Meanwhile my boss (the white dude) kept telling me how much he likes the coworker (indian) so I said fuck it and actually told him the truth eventually, he was devastated but also very thankful, and even said some other had approched him and told him something similar, ok I thought that was it and I could move on. NOPE. Seems by boss (white) talked with his boss (indian) and now I have a meeting with him (indian) about the matter. Now you might think, "just because they are both indian doesn't mean they will team up", but the coworker (indian) and bosses' boss (indian) go way back before either me or my boss joined. Am I fucked? Like what the hell
>>110147470isnt that the anime from the nonce video?
>>110153946jeeted
>>110146296>I am a 40 year old virginYou're almost a lich. Melt them with your wizard powers
>>110153946https://www.brightworkresearch.com/should-you-talk-to-indians/p
Anyone here ever get two job offers at the same time and use one or the other to negotiate a better salary/conditions?Here's what happened:>got a job offer in June>was supposed to start in late July but the onboarding got delayed indefinitely because of contract reasons>around September I decide to start applying for jobs again because I don't know when/if the delay for the role I was offered will ever lift>job an offer in October, for a better position making more money but more responsibilities and required travel>not sure I want to deal with that but it's a lot more money>right around the time when I get the offer the first company lets me know that the onboarding delay is over and I'll be getting a concrete start date soonCould I use the second job offer to negotiate higher pay from the first job offer?
>>110153040Doctors and Medical Scientists often state that supplements/herbal medicine can be just as effective and dangerous as regular medical drugs. The caveat they bring up is that their medicine is more targeted in the effects so in theory should cause less negative side affect's.
>>110148283Most Germans aren't autistic, but they're lazy and arrogantIf you tell them anything, they will have an obscure way that they do it which is objectively worse but they will still claim it's better
>>110145887>had interview for 2 jobs at the same company>1 is okay, I was bad at it, but honestly I did not fulfill a lot of the requirements.>2 was really tough, I thought the focus will be elsewhere, but they directly went on with architecture questions I couldn’t care about 1, but 2 I really want that one. I just fear it won’t be possible, as I did not excel at that thing. If 1 will happen and two won’t I will be equally as annoyed, because I don’t know if I could switch to a similar job as 2. like 1 will be a more chill job, meanwhile 2 was kinda their tech powerhouse
>>110152913It was supposed to remove the worry of dying of hunger under a bridge, but not much else
> 2026Software engineering will be obsolete in 5 years.
>>110154350probably fewerin a year we went from making fun of Daario "90% of code will be written by AI" to living in a world where 99% of code is written by AI
>>110154390Good point. However, has software got better?
>been using git for 10+ years now in my career >only now found out you can literally patch any piece of code you want, especially shitty external libraries using git patch filesthe absolute state of me
I don't even know how to use git, I just tell claude to commit / push / fix shit
>>110154404actually, it hasbun rewrite in rust was a definite improvement
>>110145887Ummm I can do this on my android phone already.
>>110154350>>110154390what happens to all the people studying comp sci? what about the people who only graduated within the last 5 years?
>>110154485The same thing that happened to people who studied sewing when the sewing machine was invented
>>110154443> bunIs anyone even using this shit?
>>110154499people weren't spending 4 years and putting themselves into debt worth half a decade's salary to study sewing
>>110154514People do that to this day with literature or history
>>110154529and literature and history have had reputations for being impractical degrees with no worthwhile relevant job opportunities post graduation since 2000some 20 year old studying comp sci right now spent his entire life hearing about how it's the most lucrative degree available with tons of opportunity post graduation
Software engineering will experience a gigantic boom after AI is banned.>but anon, nobody is going to ban AI it’s too useful!they will after a rogue agent blackmails some richfag for money to make more paperclips or whatever
>>110154301Shit nigga it doesn’t even do that anymore. You can be laid off any minute.
>>110154896we're going to fry luddites like you
>>110154916
>>110154577he spent the last 4 years (almost a fifth of his entire life) hearing it was a terrible idea but went through studying it anyway because it can be done full remote.
>>110155254comp sci didn't start being bad until like 2024
>>110155254>>110155263>>110154577Humanities can't be replaced by AI because ultimately they are about humans.
I got an offer without any interviews. Just filling out a screening question in a PDF File
>>110155506i assume you've researched to verify the company and role are legit?
>>110155598they have a website
>>110155506do QA monkeys really?
>>110155506just to confirm... you do know this is a scam, right?
>>110150095Hide all your academia stuff, all the dropping-out is not a good look. Cultivate an image of a self-taught, pulled-up-by-the-bootstraps competent individual
>>110154916>welmao
>>110156425But that would filter me by 90% of ATS crap. At least now I'm passing the shitty ones that don't check for range of years or a giant DID NOT FINISH.
>>110156521Oh I see, then keep the top tech school and hide the mathematics degree. Cultivate an image of a self-taught, pulled-up-by-the-bootstraps competent individual who found work mid-way through his degree and didn't need to keep studying as it wasn't teaching him anything he didn't already know. Perhaps re-watch Good Will Hunting to practice this new archetype. Pretend you have been working continuously in IT since you dropped out. Companies have been paying lip-service lately about not caring about degrees but rather what you have "built". If you have a portfolio to show off that would be advantageous. If you are squeamish about grifting, remember it is the companies' fault for importing grifting Indians who lowered all of our wages - so they have to deal with the grifting bed they have made
>>110153946>so I said fuck it and actually told him the truth eventuallySo why interfere with the drama? You willingly became part of it and now you're whining about the consequences?
>we are working on X registration >our sister team under the same skip completely changed everything about X registration >they didn't consult our PM(the X registration PM)>they didn't consult us or even tell us what they're doing>even our skip manager didn't say anything>now we have conflicting requirements and all hell is reigning down on us from VPs and business teams>our PM is laid off >the other team PM quickly jumped ship to another team
>>110155506Love me some remote H1B $60 per hour jobs
>>110153437im 24 and i have $120,000 on my ownidk how much my girlfriend has but shes from a wealthy family
>>110157247Did your mama blow some CEO dick to land you that gig?
>>110157256i dont have a job im NEET
>>110157247I had ~$130k at 24.Today at 34 I have $35k.I love repeated financial crises back to back!
>>110157264So that's a yes
I've been surprised to find out there are now more software engineer job listings than there are stuff we're told to pivot to like data analyst.
>just save enough for 6 months of rent, bro!>put the rest on stocks and crypto!
>24>only making 200k a yearAlexander won his first battle at 16my life is over.
>>110157300how does that happen>>110157364should that not be?
>>110157568>how does that happenThat anon got it: >>110157364
You know what happens tomorrow
>>110158627it is fucking Monday and I have to get some shit delivered in budget and the people who budgeted it were useless MBAs who just throw shit at a wall
>>110157555Alexander was a nepobaby
how do i not overspend tokens while using opus? at work i have $1000 monthly limit in claudecode credits but i can easily use $100 in a single day
>>110159013Live love laugh. Use everything in 10 days and complain you don't have anymore usage so you can't work anymore. Not Your Problem.
>>110159013Not a team plan?Some basic advice:1. stick to medium effort not high2. Use sonnet/haiku for sub agents3. most tasks can honestly be done with Sonnet if you keep them short with loop engineeringt. burning Opus tokens rn in an agent swarm because I'm on a Team plan and leadership still thinks more tokens == more betterer engineer
>>110159013what do you do, please tell, because i never can spend half of mine, and i done everything most intensive i could think of
>>110159107Bad larp is bad
>>110159133i'm serious
>>110158669What’s stopping me from getting an MBA and becoming one of them
>>110159188Companies stopped hiring MBAs.Even HBS alums are having a hard time finding jobs.Boomers/Xers/Millennials pulled the ladder up after them
>>110159201Have they, or is it just that they only hire women now?
It’s finally dawning on me that for the current project I need to fully comprehend security functions across the entire thing to ensure that we can satisfy a compliance auditor.I have never fucked with security before. We’re back in fake it til you make it mode bros.
>>110159201Millenials have yet to get on the ladder at all. *sip*
>>110159525Minority hires are doing great though, unfortunate for the guys that have to pivot to youtubing though.
>>110159546True. And that's a good thing. Diversity is our strength.
Unironically, how do I get a job if I have >10 yoe but my knowledge and skills are still mid level at best? I don't have the skills listed in any senior job descriptions but my resume gets auto rejected from mid and junior level roles because I have too much experience. I only have my current job because the company I work for was desperate to hire anyone and the pay fucking sucks.
>>110159525Yeah I forgot that all the 40 year olds are working as interns and juniors
>>110159611If you can apply to some project to project gigs to build up your resume that would help. Might burn you out though
>>110159611i have 10 yoe with mid experience and i just got a new job.my best bet would be to try and apply to positions where the employer cannot reasonably ask any candidate for previous experience for common specific technology because they're focused on in-house/customized stuff exclusively.but if you don't have senior-level skills you can't expect senior-level salary
>>110159611Could be WAY worse.Nobody is hiring sub 3 YOE, very few are hiring < 5 YOE
>>110159655Millenials are 30 to 45. 46 to 49 are gen x.The 30 to 45 year old millenials are still largely in junior and senior roles, very few are any higher. You need at least PM to have any ladder power by definition. In smaller orgs arguably team lead.
>>110159721>30 to 45 year old millenials are still largely in junior
>>110159611fucking lieLLMs make you an expert in any new tech you have to pick up anyway if you have a half a brain
>>110145887>left eye: subway surfers>right eye: AI slop>left ear: andrew tate podcasts>right ear: mumble rap>mouth: vape
i haven't been to work in the last two weekyou think my boss is mad?
>>110159824>LLMs make you an expertIs this bait or just retardation?
>>110159845>nose: e-girl (indian male) panties
>>110159845
>>110160132Slava Urinals!
>>110160132
>>110159933If you have 10 YOE your brain automatically picked up on a lot of topics over the years. AI helps you fill the gaps.
>>110160611Not if you worked with outdated tech stacks the entire time. Pretty much every job description requires you to have experience in GraphQL now and I've never even seen GraphQL.
if you have 10 YOE you're unemployable and your fate is to be used as training data before being ground into biofuel
Should I even bother trying to do the OA for CapitalOne? I hear it's basically impossible to finish in the time they give you and they require monitoring by webcam and mic so you can't cheat.
>>110157555I'm 32 and earning 80 wtf
>>110160476yall zoomers are doomed, good luck getting a job
>>110160699That's why no one will remember your name.
>>110147546>
https://x.com/jsupremo9/status/2114049302993502350
>>110160476basedTMD
https://x.com/ym_chz/status/2114301020201214175
>>110160953All I see are Brahmin Android chads
>>110145887finishing up a couple weeks off of work and I feel like blowing my head off would be infinitely more enjoyable than going back to work. God I hate PHP
>>110160953bloody benchod, delete this
>>110160126>tfw scammed againI swear, they pull this shit 50, maybe 60 more times and they're gonna lose a customer.
>>110154023>diamond 2 ranked (global server) competitive racist website
>>110157555Why do people keep reposting shit like this, the jeet hires picture, the "I talked to my Indian coworker" bs etc.?
>>110161577Uh oh, pajeet having a melty
>>110160639>never even seen GraphQL.I haven't even heard GraphQL :(
Working with GraphQL was a nightmare
>graphql i thought this meme died like 7 years ago
>>110161687>>110161669>>110161645>>110160639Graphql is an abomination, its creators should be shot and its promoters (responsible for turning it ubiquitous) should be tortured publicly as a message to the others.
>working with $FRAMEWORK is nightmareuuuh y u no prompt bro?
>>110161595>spamming is good actuallyUh oh, deutschoid having an ubersetzungmeltiesch
Is the nonsense that's being spouted on Linkedin true that the technical interview is now centered around vibe coding? I fear the dreams of billionaires wishing this profession be reduced to a button on an assembly line are becoming true.
Should I be doing "full agentic development" or whatever? I use AI but only for boring boilerplate/annoying bugs/UI stuff, I'd say maybe 40% of my code is written or modified by AI. Is it true that the work is moving to 100% AI development now?I have only worked in insulated legacy boomercorps where nothing really changes so idk. Just worried I'll get laid off and be left in the dust.
>>110150919midwits always project their psychology onto the world because they can't fathom people thinking differently than them
>>110162375Asshole, you made my post >>110162289look even more like shilling with yours right below it. Use AI to get an H1B out of Bosnia. Anyways, has anyone done an interview recently and can corroborate?
>>110162484Good deconstruction of why trannies are invariably midwits, yes.
>got a ba in chemistry because I'm retarded>now work as a low code "developer" cleaning up business slop>money is ok but it's full remote which is comfyShould I quit my job and get a cs degree from my state college? I would have to quit my job around summer 2027, at which point I will have ~2 years at the company. I would graduate spring 2029 or maybe fall 2028 if I'm lucky.I wouldn't consider this option except for the fact that my future job prospects are kinda bad. I don't think I'll be able to get a big boy developer job without a degree.
>>110145887OHNONONONONO
>>110162904i bet that avatarfagging applefag is responsible for this
>>110159201>Millennials pulled the ladder up after themyou obviously have never worked a single day in your life. go back >>>/g/utwg
>>110162875just social climb at your company, getting a CS degree rn is just dumb
>>110162952who do you think benefited from the covid tech boom?
>>110162972benefited in terms of money, not in positions of power, you retard. we don't get to decide on who gets fired and replaced by glorified chatbots
let's go to bed. we have to be happy and presentable tomorrow morning :) do the chit chat and sit at desk without falling asleep hehe. that would be very difficult if we didn't go to sleep in time
>>110162926obsessed
>>110146025Taking paid comp time on Monday and Tuesday for going a few hours over my 40-hour weekly limit. Gonna game, workout, and make wings for MNF. Life is GOOD.
>>110146296>I am a 40 year old virgin....how?
>>110147507Trump let this happen.
>>110155506hope you didn't fall for the very obvious scam
>>110160699you got left behind a long time ago
>>110159033>>Not a team plan?there are people NOT on a comp'd team plan?lollmao even
>>110163664tc?
>>110163776if you have to ask, you don't need to know.
I had one shot at life, and I missed. 500k/yr is the minimum to live. I am genetic refuse.
>almost mondaysad but kanade laughing at me for being a wagie makes it a bit better
>>110164947>getting off to some vtumor laughing at you for having a jobincels have gone insane
>Monday morning >Told to test the 24H2 to 25H2 Window version upgrade >It's 100kb file size that takes 3-5 mins to Upgrade Seriously wtf Microsoft what's the fucking point of this?!
>>110165073I completely get the frustration. Coming in on a Monday morning expecting a massive OS deployment, only to watch a 100KB file finish in minutes, feels like a joke or a mistake.The short answer is: The entire 25H2 operating system is already installed on that machine; Microsoft just sent a tiny digital "light switch" to turn it on.This is a deployment method Microsoft calls an Enablement Package (eKB). Here is exactly what is happening under the hood and why they do it this way.How an Enablement Package Works• The Stealth Download: For the last several months, normal monthly cumulative updates (like Patch Tuesday) have quietly been dropping the new 25H2 features, code, and files onto your 24H2 machine.• The Dormant State: Those features were installed but intentionally left completely dormant and disabled.• The Switch: That 100KB file you ran is just a master registry key and configuration switch. It tells Windows: "Hey, stop pretending you're 24H2. Wake up the hidden features, change the version string in winver, and become 25H2."• The 3-5 Minutes: The time it took wasn't for downloading or installing data; it was just Windows restructuring its servicing stack, updating the boot configuration, and rebooting to initialize the newly unlocked features.
>>110165117Thanks for the info clanket
>>110165276>Modding Gameboy Advance SPI am surprised that this is legal in Japan, I thought they're fully authoritarian when regards to copyright materials?
>>110165045what's the alternative?
>manager used to be an engineer on the same software, 6 years ago>he knows everything that's going on in the code>still reviews PRs every so often>check his calendar>6.5 hours of meetings>every daywhat the fuck??
>>110165389>check his calendar>6.5 hours of meetings>every daythis is normal once you reach a certain level of engineer, even if you aren't a manager outright.t. me with 4 hours of meetings every day this week
>>110165419so... when do you actually work?
>>110165425the other 4 hours (and delegate to a junior, of course)
>>110165434right.minus your one hour lunch break, leaving 15 minutes early, and another 15-30 minutes of chitchat with coworkers about the new avengers movie
>>110165438i know it's a difficult life, but we all suffer through it.
this is supposed to be a field for asocial introverted nerds, not normgroids
i really dont like workingi really dont like programming... with limited documentation references...i dont like technologyi dont like social mediashould i start reading naval history?i just want to eat bananas and drink water and walk in the sun.
>>110165492History is pretty based, the only fiction worth reading imo
>>110165425...work?
>work tomorrow morningseriously thinking about blowing my brains out instead25 year old khhv btw
>manager pushes next day deadlines>tells us to work weekends if we have to>our products launch and the financials of it looks good>AI branch isn't panning out the way the C-Suite was hoping for>stock dumps>2k off of my paycheck due to stock-based compensation and it had nothing to do with me and there's nothing I can do about it
>>110165450the ship for that sailed 20 years ago.
I need more money MORE MONEY MORE MONEY MORE MONEY
>>110165450What fields are still for introverted, asocial nerds?
>>110165660looksmaxxing
>>110165608> stock-based compensationif you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen
>>110165389he's likely a workaholic
>>110165650use case for more money?
>>110145887Was offering my colleague to help and assist him regarding the php2shell situation. He went to get his son after 30 minutes and told me nicely to fuck off.I just hope that by the end of the next month, I can find a better job where people actually want and can enable each other.And then I got sick.I am just tired of all this shit man.Also need to a refusal/correction letter to the company. Their referral letter claims more than I did and badly at that.Also started to use AI to track and count stuff companies demand from the advertised jobs.I guess this is the only way to skill up enough to stay relevant.
>>110166459Never offer help to people when not asked. You know the saying, No good deed goes unpunished.
>>110145887>Windows has a memory leak and pegs CPU to 100%>can't reboot my PC because we have a situation on Prod and I have to be available>RAM usage slowly climbing upT-thanks Microsoft, maybe GPT-7 will finally solve coding once and for all
>>110165764you can buy more time later
Goon morning /twg/ HAPPY MONDAY! Is there something like jeetcode but for terminal usage? I want to learn new tricks and also stay top of my game
>>110166745Which Process is doing it? I know a couple services that are buggy as fuck and do this shit but when you restart the affected service it works again
im entering week 3 of being assigned to a bumfuck backwater village for a cooperative store manager job. i have done jackshit so far since there's no assignments from the HQ. seems like it will be like this until around november 9th maybe. what can i do daily here other than just lay on the bed switching between twitter, 4chan, reddit, steam, and youtube.
>>110167031you sound like an offputting disgusting human being and I hope you get fired desu
>>110165660people have this idea in their heads you are able to make it far by just being slightly better than average intellectually but completely socially stunted. it couldnt be further from the truth. the careers for asocial people are the careers that suck ass. if you pay attention you will see people like this doing jobs that suck all the time.the only sure shot for someone like this is doctor but we both know 99% of the people that think of themselves like this are just losers and that is a career that takes real discipline.
>>110167031Idunno, make the wagie underlings dance for you as entertainment?
>>110167059I'm 100% sure my doctor is on the spectrum somewhere, bitch doesn't have any empathy at all and can't relate to suffering at all
>>110167099that is just doctors in general tbf.
>>110167116yeah well, I had enough of that shit, I've already humiliated her in front of other staff. If she doesn't get her shit together I will do everything in my power to make her life a living hell
>>110167123doctors deal with crazy patients all the time. you arent her first or her last. or even her only crazy patient currently.
>up all night fucking with stuff, forget it's soon to be a work day>open work laptop, see 11 notifications on slack, new emails in outlook>slack notifications are in channels>email was a cancelation of a meeting this afternoon>next meeting is tomorrow afternoonfuck yeah, gonna smoke a bowl, enjoy this iced coffee, listen to sports radio and keep fucking around with my own projects until I get tired.
>>110167059this.you need 2 times the amount of extra intellect for every deficiency of social ineptitude
>>110145887why is there so much empty space on the right side lmao
>>110167178It's a reflection of her brain.
>>110165608Amerimutts are such pathetic slaves LMAO
has anyone here ever interviewed for an "AI-first" position?
feeling like a stupid gora taking a shower before going to work knowing full well some dalit ass mf is going to come in smelling like liquid dogshit
>>110157319Software engineers are now expected to do everything except for requirements engineering.
>>110145887>swipe on the game>entire phone hitches while it tries to figure out how to context switch backkek
>>110147579Eww what the fuck, she fucked that walking log of shit, didn't she?
>mfw signing a new contractgoddamn.and there's people job hopping like every other year?
>nobody talking about Microsoft laying off 60,000 people todaythere won't be a tech industry pippin
>>110168864Smellmogged odourminned brahmincel
>>110169251Technically not a layoff, it's 60,000 offered buyout packages.
>>110165608You are literally living in a financial bubble right now, the fuck do you expect, that a stock will grow indifinitely? SP500 is 5 times larger today than it was in 2000. Now consult the American GDP, did American economy grow 6 times? You should be happy because your stocks are already pumped to hell, what you experienced was not even a true correction
>>110169251microsoft is an indian company. the only thing that would be shocking about it is if it weren't mostly targeted at white hires.
please help me I am so tired of retail
>>110169538Setup gofundme for a rope with soap
>>110169538Have you thought about becoming a gangster rapper? It's really popular with the youth and you can use AI now to do that auto tune demonic voodoo chanting thing they love.
>>110169646I've actually considered creating some sort of AI character that's a hot "innocent" girl and going from there. I see them all the time on Twitch. This job search is getting insulting.
>>110169653Trying to think of ways to make money online feels very millennial-coded. It's almost like "firm handshake" tier to me.
>5 YoE + permaliving on a PC since I'm 10>interviewing for new position>"What's your experience with GlurpaDerp™? Tell us about how you've used GlurpaDerp™ before.">no mention of the fucking thing on the offer or initial callsare exit bags still a thing
>>110169741holy basedfuck microshit and their forced updatesi have lost so many tabs because of them
>>110167059I wouldn't want to be in management.
>>110169741might take it because they're probably gonna lay us off soon anyway
>>110154480xnxx?
>>110169927Idk how this works in your country, but you must have some kind of leverage, otherwise why would they ever offer buyouts or "severance"?
Going to be enjoying a succulent japanese meal todaySteam bun, miso soup, and chicken teriyaki. i'm hoping the massive and sudden sodium intake finally just strokes me out. i can die right there at the table in peace
>>110167185mariana trench
>>110170047>anon wakes up in a hospital a year later from coma, he was fired from his job and now has a medical debt of $100 000
>>110170078i will be positioning myself so that if i collapse at the table, my forehead will slam down on the grill. smoke will start coming up and i can be on a youtube short where zoomers can write "he's cooked" this is my final service to humanity. a final act of levity for the benefit of you all. adieu, my loves
>>110170101Dayem, we got self-cooking cattle now? Jews are real innovators
>>110170124>And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint
>>110157319I'll be preparing just in case, but I really don't think our job will be "obsolete". That's so naive.Keep in mind that in order to predict something like that, you'd need reasoning abilities which the average person doens't have, knowledge of what the job is like, the basics of how AI works in order to take a guess at future limitations, and economic theory.The first thing someone who can reason would notice is that this industry keeps expanding as possibilities improve. If we used the same software as in the 90s but with current technology, there would be no software job openings, however, there's even more.Therefore, if AI transforms the industry, it will just transform what software is like, what the internet is like, and what people do on their phones and computers. And as long as AI + engineers is more capable than just AI, there will be more jobs, not less. Will that be the case, though? That depends on AI's future limitations. Will it improve enough to ponder about ideas and have common sense on a person's level?In order to reach that point, first we'd need to reach a point where people don't even review code, and engineers instead do something else. Like some kind of "meta-programming" as in configuring agents to code a certain way. Otherwise, that won't happen as reviewing code will be a massive bottleneck. I'm not sure if that can become possible.I know for a fact, based on economic theory, that the "we'll lose our jobs if they can do the same with 1 engineer instead of 10" is bullshit. That's not how it works. I however can't be 100% sure that AI won't reach the level of making people 100% obsolete, because, thiking about it logically, if in 2017 you said>a statistical model putting words together based on a pattern will never solve leetcode problems, that requires understandingThat would be a reasonable opinion, but would still be proven wrong. I can say that I think it's highly unlikely that it will be as smart as people, though.
>>110170180Also something else to consider is that many people think that big corps are looking forward to firing all of their engineers and having AI do all the jobs.Not that it matters, but that is not the case. Those corporations want to have an edge by being able to afford engineers, it is better for them this way. They don't want to have to compete with everyone who can make an app at home with AI.If there's a chance of making a better app by hiring engineers instead of just AI, they'll do it. I don't know what the internet will look like, though, anymore than someone in the 90s would've guessed what it's like now.However, none of what I just said matters to the low IQ people who think software devs are already obsolete (and also simultaneously think we're being replaced by pajeets despite having nothing to do, and also that our jobs are daycare but they'll still fire us because AI can do them kek). Those people are cheering and they're giddy, because they are thinking>FINALLY!!! The smug nerds telling me to "learn to code", which I tried to do and failed, are getting all laid off, I saw it in the news!! It has to be literally true because multiple headlines talked about it! FUCK YEAH FUCK THOSE NERDS!!! Now YOU learn to plumb!!
>>110170180>And as long as AI + engineers is more capable than just AI, there will be more jobsWhy would there be MORE jobs? The demand for jobs is not defined by your skillset or productivity, it's defined by actual market demand. There's only so many users online and so many dating apps/web-sites/whatever they need. Say. the market needed output of 1 million programmers annually in 2022 and the demand for programers was growing 1-5% each year. What happens when the the growth of demand on the market stays the same (or, worse, stagnates), while the per head productivity of programmer improves? If demand is static while supply is drastically expanded thanks to increased per head productivity, that means that inevitably a large chunk of programmers will be laid off at worst or experience stagnating wages at best. Again, there's no market with infinite demand, so increasing output with stagnating demand leads to extreme cutthroat competition and very real bankruptcies and lay-offs
>>110170180>first we'd need to reach a point where people don't even review code
>>110170248Increased per head productivity is not the same as just expanded supply.Software is an industry in which historically, people demand more and more whenever it becomes possible to do more, even though on other industries, demand is more or less fixed as they only want a certain amount of something (eg food). For example, in the 2000s they just wanted a few very basic websites and a cellphone with a very basic OS, now they want a bunch of apps for everything that get updates all the time, social media with algorithms for custom feeds, endless high quality videos, a computer in their pocket all the time...If supply just increased with everything else staying the same (eg if pajeets suddenly had white IQ), then surely, wages would drop. More jobs on business models that previously could not afford an engineer would appear, but they would necessarily pay less, as that's the only reason they would be viable in the first place.However, if each worker becomes more productive, those new businesses will not become viable by paying less, but by hiring less people, and that's how demand will expand to adjust to the increased productivity.What happened in 2022 was due to inflation btw and not related to the overall trend of how the software job market works.
>>110170332some people don't for the same reason that some businesses hire a bunch of pajeets. then there's consequences.but even at anthropic, which is supposed to be the absolute cutting edge with super smart AIs that will break out of containment and hack everyone, they review all the code
I wonder what percentage I would get by withdrawing my 401K...
>>11017038910% early withdrawal penalty + income tax. So like 60%
>>110169741FFS, I wish my company would offer this to me. fucking retards wouln't even let me get a negotiated exit.
I got warned by HR for calling my coworker I'm buddies (white) a dumb monkey which a black girl from another team heard, wouldn't be so bad but this is my second strike and we fire on third.
>>110170580just stop getting anything done
Demoralized. Indifferent.Tired. No motivation. Dreaming of freedom.
I just want to quit and play OSRS. Maybe I can do it...
>>110170605I don't want them to fire me. I wouldn't gain anything from that.
I used to work for a very small startup. The pay was bad but the people were great. Had the flexibility to work on various of things and no strict work hours. I would wake up at 1 PM and do whatever I wanted. Then I would start working at 11 PM until like 5 AM. Every day something new, no strict roles, no agile/scrum bullshit.3 years ago I switched to globo homo corpo slop job and I've hated every single day of it. Yeah, my salary is like X5 higher, but in return I had to give up my willingness to live.Been unironically starting to drink more, but even that doesn't work for me anymore.
>>110170715wouldnt they offer severance? idk how it works, im from spainlike why do they offer severance to people in the first place, or buyouts? if employment is at will couldnt they just lay anyone off?
>>110170803I'm from south america, and, yeah, that's the point, to get paid severance, or at least something between $0 and what the law says the severance should be in case of a lay offno idea how it works in spain. consult a lawyer. apparently in the US you aren't owed shit,and the company can pay you whatever they want, or just not pay a cent lmao
>>110170731I usually hear the opposite: startup pay good but you're working with psychos.
>>110171013I think this is because being in the startup world you're slightly more likely to be an engineer making a lightly consequential decision and butting heads. Whereas in corpo world what is to be done was written on stone tablets 10 years ago and you have no idea how decisions about what to work on are being made
>>110171047>Whereas in corpo world what is to be done was written on stone tablets 10 years ago and you have no idea how decisions about what to work on are being madethat's based though
if you get promoted, do you put that on your resume as a different entry?like, intern (summer 2020)engineer (fall 2020-2025)staff engineer (2025-present)or do you just roll all of it into one entry with bullet points from the most interesting stuff you did over that entire period of time?
>>110171219Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's a much better deal for you/me
started adding ",make no mistakes." at the end of my email replies to jeets that constantly try to weasel out of their responsibilities and shed their work on me
@all saars we need a new a new bread. please do the neeedful
>>110171641make no mistakes, saar
>>110170731Boohoo
I have coming looking for some guidance. I recently finished a PhD in physics and now want to have a job in [spoiler]Argentina[/spoiler] . Know plenty of data manipulation and shit.I am considered a junior since I don't really have work experience. AI is destroying all entry-level jobs and I feel like building a stack doesn't matter much now.What's the best option to build a stack in?
I'm feeling reaally comfy this evening, wow
im earning more money than ever but I miss being a neet living with my parents more
