>Solves smartphones>Destroys doomscrolling>Completely degoogled and private>Waze, GPS, Whatsapp, banking just werks>3 day battery life standby with full android>Officially sold in the US under $300Why haven't you bought one?
>$300i can buy a fully functional smartphone for like $49
>>110155950buy an ad bozo
>>110155950But can I phonepost from it?
>>110156034This isn't a smartphone though it's a dumb phone with smartphone capabilities. As such you pay a premium for the custom hardware the custom software and the custom apps that ships withSidephone WON. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk24egt0nE
>>110156130>just pay more for worse and less bro!no
>>110156143You wouldn't have bought it anyways because you're addicted to social media doom scrolling, and possibly poor
>>110156155i only browse 4chan but thanks for projecting!
>>110155950>Completely degoogled>Waze
>>110156210And brown, let me add that.
>>110155950>>3 day battery life standby with full androidMy phone gets over a fucking week on full standby
>>110156130>it's a dumb phone with smartphone capabilitiesits a server rack with laptop capabilities
>>110156230wait so you're brown?
>>110156229Waze is an app you can install, ranjeet sorry I offended Google saar
>>110156130>dumb phone>smartphone capabilities>full androidso which is it. Is it dumb or is it a smartphone with just a tiny-ass screen
>>110155950Why do I want my buttons to just come off?
>>110156284A smartphone inherently has hardware features like a big screen, huge haptic keyboard, fast processor that make it optimal for viewing media and social media scrolling through posts. Sidephonenhas a 2.8 inch screen. You won't be doing any enjoyable social media on it so it can't be classified as a smartphone. It's a dumb phone that just so happens to have smartphone capabilities with Android.
>>110156239It actually has 2-3 active use the standby time is around 10 days depending on the charge. It has a 2000mAh battery with a small screen, efficient OS and mediatek processor.If you left it sitting without using it at all it would probably go around 10 days
>>110155950>3 day battery life standby with full androidlmao at that piece of shit. max battery life with even average use will be 8 hours tops.>Waze, GPS, Whatsapp, banking just werksusing any of that shit turns you gay.>Completely degoogled and privatei'll believe it when i see it.>Solves smartphonesno. picrel solved smartphones.
>>110156460It's 3 days active use, 8-10 days standby. Also the unihertz is just a smartphone with a keyboard. A dumbphone has to have the hardware to make social media scrolling bad but still have enough power to do maps and Whatsapp.If you have no need for any of the apps listed then why aren't you using a simple shitty nokia 3310 with just calculator and SMS? You don't because you're a larper.
>>110156486>A dumbphone has to have the hardware...You're describing a small smartphone. A dumbphone does not run full android. End of story.>you're a larperI may use GPS, but I certainly do not use waze, whatsapp, or banking apps, nor will I ever. Go back to your third world shithole.
>no headphone jackno buy
>>110156533So you are addicted to social media in your phone got it. Because this is the only device currently that can let you live in the modern world on android without having a full smartphone. You're just mad I'm attacking your precious smartphone. No different than a drug addict.>>110156541Buy USB dac for $10.
>>110155950Why didn't you buy an ad?
>>110156570>Buy USB dac for $10.
>>110156591Most phones dont come with a headphone jack for good reason because they are shit and on cheap phones they have poor audio DAC processing because the phones are cheap with buzzing and interference, so either poor or larp. Also your water resistance goes to shit.You were never going to buy the phone anyways with a headphone jack or spend money on any new phone. likely a larp.
this may very well be the lowest quality thread currently on /g/quite an achievement, considering the state of the board as of late
>>110156607no removable battery no buyno headphone jack no buy
>>110156615Why does this phone cause so much seethe at the mere mention of its name? It's like voldemort. I'm just going to assume its smartphone addicts that feel personally attacked with their drugs being taken away.also>"This board is for the discussion of technology and related topics."
>>110156570>one huge strawmanYeah. This site is the closest thing to social media I engage with, and there are many, many very small phones that run android out there. You're just a braindead shill. Sad, but many such cases.
>>110156607>because they are shitHow are they shjt?> on cheap phones they have poor audio DAC processing because the phones are cheap with buzzing and interferenceThe sidephone isn't cheap, so this shouldn't be an issue >Also your water resistance goes to shit.Citation fucking needed>You were never going to buy the phone anyways Was genuinely considering it until I saw it had no headphone jack. The lack of removable battery is gay, but I can get past it. But no headphone jack? Inexcusable
>>110155950If you're really trying to break your phone addiction, but for some reason cant give up Android, these are all much better choices:https://cat-phones.com/products/cat-s62/https://ikko.com/products/mind-one-phonehttps://www.unihertz.com/products/jelly-starhttps://store.mudita.com/store/mudita-kompakt-globalhttps://sunbeamwireless.com/product/f1-horizon-bluebird-feature-flip-phone-with-waze-and-hotspot/
>>110156281It tracks and reports your location to jewgle even in the background, faggot.
>>110155950Step aside for the GOAT https://cat-phones.com/products/cat-s22-flip/
>>110155950Snailcat phone, I don’t want it
>>110156735>many very small phones that run android out thereWrong. Find one with a t9 dumbphone form factor with small screen, 2000mAh battery, keyboard thats swappable with qwerty too, that is running degoogled custom android, ships to the US, works on ALL US bands with full coverage, at a reasonable price within $200-300, that isn't a flip phone, that has an actual 12mp+ camera with decent quality where its usable, and where you can buy it and it will arrive to your house within a week. If you find one, then you'll be right. Otherwise you're wrong. There is no other phone, so it is unique.Closest you can find right now is the cat s22 and it has a terrible camera.You just want to be a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian because you have some ulterior motive that makes you seethe at the name of this phone, not because you want to discuss any of its unique aspects.
>>110156836>dumbphone>android>camera with decent qualitylolololol that's not a dumbphone you retard
>>110156805Mudita is okay but its too expensive at $400 and the screen limits in actual use.Mind one phone isnt a dumb phone, its just a smartphonecat s62 isnt a dumb phone, its just a smartphoneJelly star doesnt have a proper t9 or qwerty keyboard for typing.F1 Horizon Bluebird is a dumbphone, but it doesnt have a web browser, which makes it pretty much useless in everyday life.
>>110156130>pay premium for less spec and features Yeah, it's a phone for dumb people alright.
>>110156836>many very small phones that run android out there>WrongHow is that wrong?See:>>110156834>>110156805>>110156860Sidephone isnt a dumbphone either, so you're in great company.
>>110155950>Solves smartphones>>110156130>This isn't a smartphonebased retard
>>110155950Oh shit, it's a whole different thread. Your other thread didn't get enough interest so you made another? Buy an ad, faggot. Nobody's going to buy your gay shit. If I wanted to buy a dumb phone, I'd buy one. In fact, I have one in the other room in a drawer somewhere. A true dumb phone. Not this wannabe.>>110148831
>>110156876Subjective definition, and shilling for other phones that would also be considered smartphones in your opinion, but hating on sidephone that does the exact same as something like a bluebird or cat s22 means you have some ulterior motive.Also bluebird isnt in stock and many of those phones are smartphones, they don't limit you from social media by hardware or software.
>>110156881seems like care a lot about this phone, seeing how much you're seething.
>>110156899Seems like you care a lot about the sidephone, seeing how much you're seething.
>>110155950>3 day battery life on 2000 mah>full androidUnless it runs Android Donut, choose one. A quick visit to r/sidephone shows that people who actually use the phone regularly are constantly complaining about the battery dying in half a day.Also...>keys not registering and ghost presses>You can absolutely doom scroll on Sidephone. Very effectively.https://www.digitalfengshuiguide.com/blog/light-phone-3-vs-mudita-kompakt-vs-sidephoneTldr; Buy an ad nigger.
>>110155950use case? >m-muh doomscrollinghave you considered having a stronger will? every time you get the urge to doomscroll... you just don't. how about that? do something productive or creative or something. or embrace the doomscroll once you realize your existence doesn't really matter and doesn't influence anything. as long as you've got the basics covered (food, shelter) you may as well doomscroll all day for all I care.
>>110156229Reread the post
>>110156988You didnt prove anything. Also they fixed the keyboard issue by making it an app instead of the system setting which was fixed weeks ago in a software update. I have no issues. As for the battery life, dont have any issues. I get battery for multiple days. Seems like you like making things up, since you have some ulterior motive. If you dont like it leave, but you wont because you're awfully invested into something you supposedly don't care about :)
Man that pop off dialpad/keyboard is such a stupid gimmick
>this is one of the CEOS of sidephoneIts official, anyone who hates this phone is a brown dalit.Sidephone is for european chads. If you hate this phone you are brown.
>>110156810What do you think the prefix "de" means in degoogled
>>110157005Lying shillhttps://www.reddit.com/r/sidephone/search?q=battery&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on
>>110157030it's not that I hate this product. rather, I simply don't give a fuck about it. it serves no purpose in my life. I already have a smartphone and a desktop PC.
>>110157030Thank you whiteGODS for making a revolutionary phone with incredible aesthetic.
sidephone gets you women because you're not staring at your cuck phone 24/7. If you use a smartphone you'll become an incel. Sidephone gets you pussy. Just part of the referral process.
>>110157055>revolutionary phone with incredible aesthetic>>110157030>anyone who hates this phone is a brown dalit>>110157072>Sidephone gets you pussy>>110156570>Buy USB dac>>110156486>WhatsappMajor jeetshill meltdown ITT
>>110155950>Why haven't you bought one?Because I don't listen to brown ESL discord users that get paid in cow piss to shill on 4chan. Buy an ad.
>>110156993If Uninstalling social media apps truly worked then smart phone addiction would be solved already. It's time to admit it's a problem.The first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem. No different than a drug addict. The second step is making sure consuming social media is unpleasant as possible. Some people will be fine with the side phone because the screen is a small as hell and not enjoyable for media consumption and others might have to go further with a eink phone In either case, the time wasting doomscrolling will stop
>>110157099>>110157108See >>110157030
>>110157117>If Uninstalling social media apps truly workedI deleted my twitter, facebook, and instagram accounts 10 years ago and never looked back. Social media addiction is not a real thing. The problem is being a retarded faggot, and the only cure is buying an ad.
>>110157122>saaar i swear i am not hindoo please inspect most indian post in threadB U YA NA D
>>110157128Its okay you can still get help. Dont be ashamed of your problem. You can stop scrolling youtube and doomscrolling any time you like, just make sure you get a phone that limits you like a side phone
>>110156460>titan 2I love this little nigga so much. I just wish the screen was more than 60Hz. Oh and Android sucks balls. Not saying iToddlerOS is any better but holy fucking shit get your shit together Google.
>>110156460How does a phone that promotes doomscrolling going to help you? How does that help your life? This is just a smartphone with a keyboard tacked on with built in scroll support.
>>110155950Sounds good and all but if it can’t support ChatGPT then what’s the point
>>110157183Its a dumbphone not a smartphone. You're not supposed to spend time on it. Its for maps, whatsapp, texting, quick photos, notes, calling, and music and quick browsing to look up things or services. Pic related photo taken on the phone
>>110157030It's impossible to read this post without imagining the head bobble and voice warble. Why do you try so hard? Give up.
>>110157340uh oh jeet melty
>SAAAR BUY IPHONE SAAAAR APPLE VERY GOOD SAAAR
>>110157340This>>110157347Yeah OP, sums up your whole jeet thread you brainfucked jeet shill. Buy an ad for your gimmicky tween smartphone.
Was that something talking I thought I heard something must have been the wind
>>110157224>latest android>multicore processor>magnetic gaming keypad>color display>selfie cam>fast charging>Its a dumbphone
>>110156302So it's a smartphone.
>>110157545It doesn't have a selfie cam. You don't even know the actual specs you're arguing about
This phone REALLY makes people seethe huh? Guess they are seething the ad became popular and people are buying the phone.Could it be shills from light phone and or another company?
>>110156621>look at our new anti-modernity product>its just apple design but a different takeevery time
>>110157563>This phone REALLY makes people seethe>Guess they are seething>the ad became popular>people are buying the phone
Looks fine but the battery is absolutely ass and it doesn't charge fast? Pricing at least not worse compared to many others, but still shitty imo.Not everyone have problems with smartphones, so I would miss a few stuff. Still the more brands we get the merrier, but I just dont see a point with it for me.
>>110155950>banking just werksDoes it?My bank only has an iPhone and Android app, doesn't allow any other apps for security reasons.Banking doesn't work on Sailfish for example.It is a real limitation for any non-smart phones.
>>110157707>>110157750Yeah I forget to mention that also. It would be shitty without that as well. Not be able to pay with phone sucks as well.
>>110157783It's not even just paying with a phone.I also need my banking app for 2FA to access my bank's website on any other device.I also need an Android/iPhone digital ID app from my government to access my country's tax agency's website and file my taxes.There are some ways around this but they are really clunky and actively discouraged by the banks and government.You're essentially forced to have either an Apple or a Google controlled phone in my European country, this is how dependent we are on America.Even our digital ID app is owned by an American company now.
>>110155950>Completely degoogled>androidhow do we tell him?
>>110155950do you still have to give Waze access to your contacts?XDWhy the fuck does the navigation app need my contacts?Android is made by Google you dumb fuck.If it runs droid, its googled.WTF is with that keyboard? one drop and you lose it forever in a drain.Then its de-toggled also XDThe product sucks just from the info you gave. 3 day battery? My 13 promax can do 3 days if I use it as an adult (I have no youtube installed, no social media, just messaging apps).Control yourself eh, do not outsource your discipline to malignant companies that will go bankrupt in 3 months and you lose support for your product overnight.Buy an iphone, use it like a man - responsibly. And enjoy best overall PHONE experience.If you want a pocket PC, you are out of luck anyways and should suck Droids cock daily and enjoy feeding China and Google with every info imaginable./end rant /end thread
>>110157972Android is open source. All the people that have tried and tried and tried to make linux, sailfish on mobile be the next android killer never worked because of APK. You arent going to convince millions of devs to port whatsapp and a bunch of apps over. Same story with .exe on linux desktop. People still use windows games for gaming through proton. If it couldnt use that translation layer, people would forget about linux tomorrow. Its still reliant on windows for gaming at the very least until they start making new linux game ports which hopefully after linux reaches 30% marketshare in the next decade theyll start adding.
How do normies have energy to doomscroll, after work I go fish or hit the race track, after it I fall asleep to some autistic Church father. Zero energy or time
>d0000000ddddd we want t9 fone in the year of the lord 27Said no one ever. Why not make a blackberry clone?
>>110156302>has full spyware android>but in a less useful form factor>still has all the battery loss and stability issues of Android along with all the spyware.Nokia/HMD still makes feature phones, just get one of those... 40 euro.https://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_105_4g_2nd_edition-pictures-13583.phpIf you 'need' a bigger screen for reading messages, you can get a 2.8" too for 50 euro.https://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_235_4g_2nd_edition-14773.php
>>110158308It's mostly women and unemployed zooms that doom scroll.
>>110155950>Whatsappdon't need or want that shit
>>110158353>4g
>>110158578You don't need more
>>110155950>touch screen>no proximity sensor, and you need a third-party app to disable touch during phone calls
>>110155950I hate techbros so much. They are selling ancient tech as if its something new for 300 bucks for "le retro" while in reality its same cheap chink components.
>>110155950>no proximity sensor>no headphone jack
>>110155950No thanks. If it's not running Linux on top of the OS and if I can't run opencode directly on it to make changes to my UI in real-time, and if I can't connect to all of my servers through the phone UI with the ease of a native app to work on projects anywhere in the world and not be locked to a cubicle like a slave, I don't want it.
>>110158768More like some people refuse to enter the 21st century. Knobs and keys are done. We touch screen now.
