Binance hacked, BILLIONS stolen https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/10/29/potential-multi-billion-binance-hack-hitting-crypto-markets
>>110197371Seems like kind of a dick move
Lol seems the US government poojoos are dipping to take from the crypto scam pot every month now
ai killed the crypto star
>>110197395Of course the poojoos will blame ai as always lol
...BILLIONS?
>>110197371Can someone explain to me how this works please. You have to store your bitcoins on binance to trade them? That's how they get exposed to this vulnerability?
lmao decentralised finance innit
>>110197445xmr won
>>110197445> Stay safe everyone
>>110197464what is the point of maintaining a society if everyone is working to the ultimate goals of trying to escape it?
>>110197371WTFFFFFF
>>110197482No one is maintaining shit it's every poo for themselves tard
I lost interest and hope in crypto after the 2022 crash. BAT for instance hasn't been anywhere near $1 USD ever since so I just disable that stuff in Brave on first run after install. It's just not worth it anymore to me.
he did it
>>110197445>with decentralization we don't have to rely on central authorities having control over everyone's finances. checkmate feds >NOOOO HACKERMAN HACKED MY COINS CENTRAL AUTHORITY SAVE MEEEEEpottery
>>110197371why would you out yourself like that? Now there are 1M bots monitoring his wallets that will freeze any associated exchange accountsEverything he has is basically useless.
>>110197667Wouldn't be an issue with xmr
>>110197698You can't steal 5 billion of xmr
>>110197445Freezing doesn't recover funds though.
>>110197707it's the first step
>>110197667He can trade with china and cash out there, any country america doesn't like will allow him to use his crypto. Look around, you live in a world.
Good for him. I doubt she will miss it. She probably already has tons of assets.
>>110197723China is dependent on America for selling her products. Russian Federation is an option, but rich people have a very short lifespan there for some reason
i totally forgot about crypto lol
>>110197445>Tether frozeI thought the decentralised finance was decentralised.
>>110197371Let me guess without looking anything up: Binance recently got an Indian Hindu rape rat CEO, or outsourced a lot of jobs to India, or started mass importing Indian Hindu rape rats on H-1B visas?
>>110197747It is, there are many central banks and many governments instead of just one central government
>>110197705Binance holds no XMR. But he could easily sell it for XMR.
>>110197755no xmr onramp has anywhere that liquidity
>>110197750Not exactly, but not far off either.https://www.binance.com/en/careers/job-openings
>>110197714FUNDOS ARE SEIFU
>>110197755sell it how? without a centralized exchange there is no guarantee that the exchange will take place in both sides.Unless you deliberately send 1% of your funds at once and wait until you receive 1% of the xmrbut even with that approach, someone can just take the 1% and bail
>>110197371Billions must pay
future of financedecentralized assetsbacked by potusbig bitconnect energy
>>110197764Proof?>>110197777Utter retardation.
>>110197755And also, XMR is vulnerable to deep packet inspection and scanning attacks, usually not important but with 5b gone, all possible agencies at once would be hammering the xmr network
>>110197785>does not refute the central point, just copes
>>110197764If only Thorchain had actually finished integration.
>Funds are seifu
>>110197429
>>110197786Oh is that why the IRS still has its bounty up>>110197789Anon, CEXes and atomic swaps have been around long enough for you to know about them
>>110197371hope it's best korea
I guess the time to pull out was yesterday.
>>110197371what's stopping me from pulling something like this? I feel like retardimagine that amount of money.who's behind this? north korea?
>>110197371>"""hacked"""I guess the buttcoin scam was hindering the further pumping of the AI bubble.Now there's a chance we'll have the goat of rugpulls.Can't wait.
>>110197445can't freeze my xmr with my private key safely stored locally
>>110197429Binance makes their own collective wallets and you transfer to theirs
>>110197777checkedatomic swaps
this is cyberpunk af.>agentic swarms>hacking everything>blockchain funny money btfo>...>stay tuned for more
>>110198382Don't atomic swaps rely on smart contracts which are only on the shitcoin chains, while xmr is it's own chain and bitcoin and tether as well?None of these support smart contracts
>>110197564That son of a bitch fooled everybody.
>>110198396https://gwern.net/fiction/clippysloppunk (you are the future nanoslop)
how does he do it?
oh no my scam coins got scammed
