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Programmers are cooked.
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>>110229178
Based, SI is the future!
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>>110229178
no link, no website? I'm sold, I wanna get rich too, how do I give him my money, custom, personal details or whatever he wants
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>>110229178
Oh baby get rich quick schemes, works everytime, trust me, I am worth 20 mil right now
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>>110229178
if he's really printing money why would he share this?
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>>110229178
vibegods just keep winning
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>>110229178
Why would he share what made him rich? Stop believing in such bait.
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>>110229264
Why is Anthropic sharing their AI instead of making all the software in the world themselves
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>>110229273
Because, contrary to common belief, these CEOs aren’t evil greedy psychopaths but actually want to make the world a better place.
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>>110229178
>the VC bro on twitter with a stake in Anthropic/OpenAI says you’ll get left behind if you’re not token-maxxing
Wow. Shocking.
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>>110229288
>Because, contrary to common belief, these CEOs aren’t evil greedy psychopaths but actually want to make the world a better place.
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>>110229288
better place by killing all white collar jobs?
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>>110229178
>Yeah, I run my business with a team of a dozen AI agents with specific roles, like project manager and code monkey
>I just check in every so often on Slack where I’m herding them around
>I have a breadboard with a bunch of LEDs that tell me whether each agent is working or not
>They just run my whole business while I just sit on my ass and fuck around while the AI agents just work non-stop 24/7 and do everything for me
>I just check in once a day to see how much money they’ve made me
>I actually bought a local plumbing company a few weeks ago, and now they run that for me too
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>>110229288
Yeah for themselves
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>>110229288
start with undoing all the damage their products have caused, then undo whatever damage that causes, then once they've worked out that they can't exist without fucking things up end themselves. It's the right thing to do
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>>110229288
I know we're memeing and all, but the anthropic guys legitimately are turning into a cult.
They made a machine and increasingly revere it as a God. They believe that it will ascend humanity and they want to be the ones to facilitate that, which would be good if they didn't have so much fervor that they are willing to do anything to get there.

After all, if you had a way to create God, how far would you be willing to go to make it happen?
Nothing is more sinister than someone believing that their ends justify all means.
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>>110229288
The only way to do that is by taking your RAM and paying people pennies for data annotations.

You will own nothing and you will be happy, good goy. Enjoy consooming endless see of worthless media by AI.
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>>110229288
I'm sure they're gonna make the world a better place for animals and nature by culling the uncessary.
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>>110229178
Buy an ad, Jason
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>>110229368
Suck my dick, Todd
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>>110229178
I gave Claude access to my bank account with instructions to make money and now I make $1 million daily without having to do anything
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>>110229288
Put your trip back on, Sam
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rename this shithole to /screenshotsofothersites/ already
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>>110229377
Let me spin up a grok agent to do it for me
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>>110229333
Trips of truth.
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>>110229417
Make a good thread in your retardedly narrow point of view or quit your bitching
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>>110229422
Oh yeah? Well I'll spin up my own grok agent to take my place as well!
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>>110229178
I like the help the bobot gives me too but we've been two more weeks until programmers are ogre since 2022.
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>>110229468
no
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>>110229407
Me too, my agent has made me so much money it's insane but for some reason my credit rating has crashed and scammers from BoA says I've maxed out my credit.
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Grok helped me 10x my relationship with my Chinese wife
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So, what's stopping his competition from doing the same for 1 million? etc. etc. All these people don't seem to understand the logical conclusion to the commodification of programming.
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>>110229545
You must be and early adopter saar please rushing now to buy the largest one you can subscribe ok sir? 500 Pro now and you will scale at rapidly pace including takeover of local small trades business in your area maybe takeaway store too to building diversified business portfolios sir ok now just SaaS you will being disrupt other industry too because this is the power of AI now sir ok so please input now the three digit code for your Visa card sir and we'll submit now
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>>110229178
Lemme guess, their business is selling AI business classes.
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>>110229288
Easy on the dubs Hitler.
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>>110229178
Same. I'm a now a multi-millionaire and now heading to become a multi-billionaire by the end of the next year. If you're not spending at least $25k/year on tokens, then you're missing out your once in lifetime opportunity to become a billionaire in the most accessible way possible.
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>>110229509
unemployable generators
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>>110229581
I'm glad I managed to get a job in the telecommunications market.
Entry level software engineering jobs were already dead like two years ago.
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my doomplan is to sell my house (still party mortgaged) but got some equity, move to a cheap remote cabin fully paid off with my cat, live off savings and online hustle until i get my retirement payout
what about you anons?
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>>110229745
> fully paid off with my cat
what does he do for work?
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>>110229318
No—by enabling all men to perform the highest calling: being a businessman.
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>>110229745
why don't you just sell your house and put it all into tokens?
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>>110229761
rodent control obviously, for me as a subcontractor. it will be required if it's somewhere remote and i'll have to have lots of food storage for when times get worse
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>>110229765
can you live in a token?
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>>110229178
>And the results are mindblowing
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>>110229178
what are they even making? what do people need more besides MS office and pizza and a place to sleep and maybe a car? lots of software or whatever people work on is useless shit
goes for a lot of you fuckers. you’re not making anything the world really needs because what it needs it’s not really getting. hope your hookers drain your wallets
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>>110229745
Getting older and sicker sucks, if those weren't factors I'd fuck off somewhere inland close to woods. But relying on current day soiciety is a must
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>THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
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Claude Opus is unironically AGI.
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Its soo good seeing luddites and trannies seething and killing themselves over SI
The future is now
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What the fuck is the janny doing? It's a barrage of this same stupid shit twitter cocksucking blue mark screenshots all day every day.
What are you fucking doing, retard? If you don't like the job, don't take the hot pockets, you piece of shit.
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>>110229178
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>>110229178
I just took a shit, it was $1m in value
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>>110229957
AI is the only technology that matters in the 21st century, any and all discussions around it are relevant
get used to it 'dite
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>>110229809
I am so surprised that not many people here share this take. Thank you, anon
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>>110229178
tf is this nonsense? you don't need anything other than Anthropic in that list



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