Post the best Scam Smallman memes here. Bonus points for including other scammer CEOs, YT personalities, and other dweebs. Don't push the envelope; fun satire only.
>Reaches RSINothing personal luddites
there was a gv series where street-poopers were contacting smallman... was really funny but can't seem to find it now - can anon deliver?
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>>110231025I knew there was someone I forgot to ask before downloading more ram
>>110233277jej
The History of ClosedAIWritten by Scam SaltmanPreludeIt all started in Chicago, Illinois, in the bathroom of a divebar on a Monday afternoon in 1985. There my mother was, on her knees, manning the gloryhole. And there I was, in the cavern betwixt her legs. My mother was a whore, or so I've been told, by half the men I met while growing up. They would often describe her nether regions as dank, moldy, and gooey. I can't remember the day I was born too well, and the time I spent near that monstrous opening, but their descriptions make me wish I had never been born. On that day, my mother was doing what she did best: servicing cocks. And on that day, there was one cock in particular, that changed everything. As the legends go, it was so large, so thick, and so veiny, that my mother choked on it and passed out due to oxygen deprivation. I have a hard time believing this story, as according to literally thousands of men, her throat is one of the most experienced in human history. Regardless, she passed out, and bashed the back of her head onto the toilet behind her. Nobody came to help her. A few hours later, I slid out of her. And I do mean, slid out. Like a hotdog down a hallway. Fortunately she wasn't wearing panties, or else I would have been caught in the most disgusting trap conceivable. I was lying there on the filthy bathroom floor, with no one to comfort me. Though looking back, I would rather have been alone, surrounded by grime and hypodermic needles, than to be held by her. Much cleaner. I was lying there for several hours, until eventually a janitor found us. He saw my mother's now corpse, and simply sneered in disgust and took me home. This, is the story of my life.
>>110230761>Don't push the envelopeOP is a faggot looking to farm memes for social media upvotes so he needs you to keep it clean guys.
>>110233304perhaps it is reverse psychology
>>110233304Like anyone gives a shit about the internet human centipede you schizo.Also 4chin hasn't been at the front for years.
>>110230781luddites have nothing to do with a sociopathic hoarder demanding the world stop using RAM so he can make another billion and scam everyone by lying his shitty chatbot will cure cancer in 12-24 months. you suckers fell for it hook line and sinker. scam smallman is a pathological liar who hates everyone apart from his buttfucking husband and his chatbots. that must be a very strange relationship. but you autistic drooling chatgpt-loving cretins - who by and large don't even own desktops and only use your iphone to open the chatgpt app - slavishly agree with anything your messianic psychopathic leader says, even agreeing that personal computer ownership is just wrong because your AI king demands more RAM from hobbyists and entrepeneurs. the only saving grace is your demented leader will take you on a journey to oblivion where all siciopaths end up.
>>110233331>hates everyone apart from his buttfucking husband and his chatbots.you forgot the boy he bought to use as a fleshlight
>>110231025Lmfao
>>110233304>make fun thread in spirit of old internet>STOP HAVING FUN SOMEONE MIGHT FARM UPDOOTS ON A DIFFERENT SITEthis place might actually be dead wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDmjw-c_R2kSAM NOT LIKE THIS ACK
>>110230761Looks like Poettering finally has a worthy rival.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zQD0Kizizo
>>110237745I wish Sama would look through my window like this
It really is a shame that he is breathing away our precious oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide as a result.Someone should stop him from breathing so we can save the environment.
>>110237745these window creep pics are SO unsettling
SAYHISNAME
>>110239095The lighting on the thumbnail makes this look like this guy had his face poorly photoshopped onto another guy's body.
Terry davis praise general.
A FUCKING ECELEB GENERAL? FUCK THIS BOARD AND ITS MODS. MY IP HAS BEEN RANGEBANNED FOR WEEKS AND I CANT POST FROM MY DESKTOP BUT SHIT LIKE THIS AND THE SHADES POSTER ARE ALLOWED
