Man that died in the last Sunday jet crash in Florida was a Tech enterpreuner, we really can't win even when we make it, /g/
what causes a middle aged man to dye his hair until it looks like he stole it from a 12 year old girl
>>110234381Who was the pilot?
>>110234381nah he was retarded anyways. not happy with choosing a woman pilot, but also a zoomer one. he wanted this so bad.
>>110234417Thought it was a wigPretty brutal way to go, saw a video of their minced meat over the neighborhood
>>110234381humans are unreliable, just replace the pilots with AI and accident statistics will drop by 90%
>>110234381kinda looks like dhh
>>110234449she was only copilot, pilot was a boomer
>>110234442Probably not a woman.
>>110234417"he" is a sissy faggotzoom in, that's a see through dress it's wearing
>>110234442"she" is an illegal immigrant who learned to fly in MexicoICE was looking for "her"
>>110234442Pilot in command was Jeff Gregory, 55But this isn't actually a photo of him, this is Scott Mahler, but it has 50k likes on instagramhttps://www.lincolncountync.gov/m/directory/employee?eid=356
Nobody forces you to fly on private jets.
>>110234467KEK this. You can see in the audio that the veteran 55yo pilot and praying to god and couldn't even control the place under stress, this wouldn't have been a problem to a robot.
>>110234381So the guy spends decades slaving, marries a good-looking woman and still ends up wiping off his entire bloodline just because he wanted to fly
>>110234575some high paying tech jobs do require you to fly multiple times during a month
>>110234605Nobody forces you to accept such high-paying tech-jobs.
>>110234605Nobody forces you to take those jobs.
>>110234601No, because business class wasn't good enough
>>110234467>>110234591I hate sharteens so much it's unreal.
>>110234605If only there were airlines that had frequent flights between many major cities.
>>110234449>If you want solid ground, come on and try me..He was a cunt who literally earned from tracking pixels in emails. And I've forgotten why I started this reply.
Oh no!Anyways,
>>110234615It's not about the amenities. If you fly private you can just show up at the airfield minutes before takeoff. There isn't even any commercial direct flight from Austin to Palm Beach.
>>110234649world is a vile place, he was the CEO of a lot of tech startups and became a millionaire, the system and job situation rn is crazy hard, you gotta fake it til you make it somehow
>>110234649lolHe was living the American dream. Made a fortune with some B2B SaaS crap that made the life of ordinary people worse.
>>110234467the autopilot already handles a significant portion of the "flying the plane" part of being a pilotunfortunately it's pretty fucking bad at flying a plane as soon as there is some issue with sensors or a mechanical failure
>>110234649>>110234658Sold his soul to MolochOnly Moloch came to claim early
>>110234649Man he got smote hard for that, along with what would've been his line
>>110234696Makes sense, Moloch demands toddlers as sacrifices.
>>110234649>God momentarily turns from his other, bigger projects to check up on Earth>Sees this guy randomly>Ices his control surfaces, puts a supercell in front of the plane for good measure>Turns back to his other project
>>110234381its funny how shes getting the blame when she wasnt even the pilot. the world is healing
>>110234381he looks like a dickhead to be honest.
>>110234649i hope his death took a while
>>110234381holy foreshadowing >>110234442the woman was a copilot so she is imune to any woman jokes because of course the copilot does nothing and couldnt have done nothing to bring down the plane
>>110234591retard. the real stabiliser had snapped off because it was frozen. when thats gone the plane dives, no "robot" could fly it either.
>>110234553Magatards are all quiet when the pilot turned out to be a grizzled white man.
>>110234417The primal fear of mortality.
>>110234875the real Q is why random bits of plane fall off when flying through Bad Weather.But no one appears ready for this discussion.
>>110234875he was getting his dick sucked by that young slut while was flying. its her fault he flew off course
>>110234904see >>110234893and ask yourself, Why?
>>110234893Unexpected rapid icing and potent turbulence when going near-trans sonic speeds can really screw you up. It is just one pitch in the wrong direction and things will rapidly escalate. There's a reason why the SOP for dealing with violent weather is to divert and avoid it altogether if possible.
>>110234875No. They're just pretending he doesn't exist and she was flying because she was talking.
even with the tail snapped off the pilot could have cut the engines and glided it down to hope for some kind of chance of survival. the pilot had his engine set to full throttle, you can tell by speed it hit the ground
>>110234649technology always wins against humans. always.
>>110234553The real truth nuke is that females are more onions and being more cautious would have saved them this time, instead of going "yep seen some supercells in my time i'll just go slightly above it"No amount of technical skill could save him after taking an unnecessary risk.
>>110234841Listen to the full audio, the tower warned them about the storm but they decided to go on, a robot would've made a better choice and plane calculations to risk/reward ratio and turned away or gone a diff way
>>110234930AI would've landed that place safely, you can see on the audio the pilot freaking out and praying to god instead of trying to stabilize the plane lol
>>110234930I know this is bait, but as someone who has flown gliders, that's not how planes work. I wouldn't trust being able to control a plane designed around assuming a source of thrust without the engines even with a tail in place at that altitude with icing.
>>110234381>murders his own kids, wipes his entire bloodline off the map.since nobody will need his money now can I have it?
>>110234930no he should've done what denzel did in that movie where he flipped the plane upside down while drunk.
>>110234553what's the next part of his masterplan?
https://d.uguu.se/rsNUxnSs.mp4Brutal, straight nose dive into the tarmac.
>>110234381Is it wrong that I'm incredibly happy that this faggot is dead?
>>110234830She was the one communicating, asking what to do and panicking. There is recording of that.
>>110234930These jets have kinda small wings for their size and would make terrible gliders.And it seems like gliding wasn't an option at all because what they lost was lift. If you're not generating lift any more, you can't glide.Now I think it is more likely the horizontal stab was lost due to the overspeed as it was descending, rather than being lost first and causing the loss of control, but I'll wait and see what the data that comes out is.
>>110234972He didnt have money, he was temporarily holding fractional reserve fiat debt notes that will be returned to their rightful owner, rothschild central banks.
>>110235377>nannyLoldios mio mijo
was he an oligarch or a glorified data broker? I want to know if I should hate him or not.
>>110234467People will think you’re joking but I don’t think an AI that prioritizes safety will ever go through the center of a storm which the boomer pilot did.
>>110234458With how fast that thing was going I doubt they even experienced hitting the ground. Probably blinked out somewhere above it due to brain processing time. But yeah the journey to that moment. Plane was probably full of shit and piss.
Imagine if, instead of screaming and cursing, they’d had faith in Christ Jesus? We’d be talking about another miracle pilot and plane landing like Christ’s servant Capt. Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger.
>>110235377they had lift, the main wings provide that. they were still attached as the crash video shows.
>>110235482Why so retards like you even bother to comment? They had icing on their wings and control surfaces. When the geometry of the wing changes, due to ice busup, they lose lift. Please fucking check yourself out of this board, you stupid shit stain.
he could have saved her
>>110235479this
>>110235479Is this ironyposting to bait someone into replying about how you can hear the dude praying in the background? Sure I'll throw you a fish.
His final post was estatic excitement over the idea of firing 780 out of 800 people from a company in order to make 100 million dollars
>>110234706some of that tech faggot's intestines are on that beaner's truck
>>110235479The rich are creatures of Satan, anon.
>>110235545why did you leave out the attached pic on that tweet i've been laughing all morning
>>110235494its funny how pseudo-intellectuals are the easiest people to troll. he's baiting you and won, you fucktard
>>110234706Holy fuck. Is that someone's mandible on the windshield?
>>110235377Why nobody talking about simple material failure?These planes need constant maintenance. Flying is not without risks.Neither is driving. Cars turn people into minced meat every day.This guy had spy tech and made big money on the side. I think they wanted to get rid of him.
the world would be a better place if everyone who flies private jets crashed
>>110234706I will never get on a plane, ever
>>110235826sad, it's really fun and less likely to kill you than crossing my street
They got The Plague
>>110235839God didn't give us wings for a reason
>>110235895didn't give us wheels either yet here we be
>>110235918I'm scared of cars too
>>110234381>nannyabsent father
>>110234381
>>110234706Imagine that insurance claim.Reason: Plane CrashDamage: Bits of human cracked windscreen, smashed roof.
>>110234919>white guy in charge crashes plane>maga blame the person who wasn't flying it because he isn't the white malethis has happened at least twice now
>>110235591holy shit that is irony
>>110234381vax status?
>ice is a huge problem for airplanes>there's still no way to heat the fuselage to keep ice from forming
>>110236336There is and that plane had it.The foid forgot to turn it on.
>>110234893How do you know it fall off, was you there?
>>110234919It happened all over this site too, which I'm just shocked about! But I do tire of the stupid woman hate on here.
>>110234875>derangement out of nowhere It's been over ten years. It's time for you to mature and move on.
>>110234417Day to day change creep. Starts off with touching up a few grays that start showing up. Each dye job covers a few more grays but looks about the same. Each day when he looks in the mirror, he looks basically the same as the day before. He doesn't recognize when he crossed the line into looking like a clown because it was a gradient, not a line.
>>110234478Too bad the boomer didn't have another experienced boomer there as his copilot to help with the workload when things went bad.
>>110234875>trump out of nowhereHe really lives rent free in peoples head
>>110234893>>110236403Its seems pretty clear that the stabilizer did break off, the video shows it missing, NTSB mentions partial breakup. We don't know when but it was probably after the descent started and they were overspeed, though icing would increase drag so it would probably break off sooner than under normal conditions.
>>110236502>the stabilizer did break offIs that an unavoidable death sentence for a plane like this?
>>110236515Their fate was probably sealed before that, but yes, no horizontal stabilizer means you're fucked. There has been a case of a airliner making a (semi) survivable landing when the tail controls were broken (UAL 232) as they were able to control attitude by adjusting thrust, but with no stabilizer at all that would not have been possible.
>>110234381That's why you need to leave at least someone of your family on the ground before flying a plane. Even wright brothers knew it.
>>110234649this guy was definitely assassinated
>>110236573Koby Bryant and his wife wouldn't fly together just in case something happened, which it did.
i'm not glad that he died in an accidenthe deserved a deliberate death
>>110234478this enrages the chud
>>110234892>>110236457It's still wack. I've been lucky enough to keep my hair and am going salt and pepper. Looks good to me, my wife loves it.
>>110234893It's because flying is only safe when flying on a large commercial plane operated by reputable airlines.
>>110234893The problem is bad ADM. Even big widebodies avoid this shit. Austin to Bahamas is a long flight for a learjet. Captain should have diverted even if it means having to stop for fuel instead of trying to thread the needle.
>>110234381He should have been misogynist.
>>110236469>honestly very devastatingNoooooo a bunch of rich assholes too impatient to go around a storm bit the dust, I'm devastato
>>110234706Link to original?
>>110234601Richfag disease, ig
>>110234601it isn't necessarily the flyingit's simply wanting to travel much more
>>110234381>Retention.com is an identity resolution and visitor-tracking software platform that helps e-commerce and B2B companies identify anonymous website visitors to recover lost revenue and grow email or LinkedIn outreach lists.
>>110235608its a vagina
>>110234814I mean it was pretty much instant, did you see the crater?
>>110235479>they’d had faith in Christ Jesus?On the atc recording yoy can hear the pilot reciting the lords prayer in the background.
>>110238410>I mean it was pretty much instant, did you see the crater?The trip there in the last minute took an eternity, however....
>>110234381Here's a simulation of that happened to them on impact.
>>110238410sadly yes
>>110234417From a distance it makes his appearance look younger. Everyone who dyes their grey hairs look younger.
Kinda pisses me off the co pilot got a free ride to flight school in fucking high school, apparently paid for by the school (?) so she could slide into a cushy job via pussy privilege. I mean...what the fuck? Here we are taking on generational debt, years in college for slight odds as cs jobs, or destroying your body in trades, yet high schools are giving away six figure pilot training?
>>110236469This is useless without the timezone.
>>110236469How did that accumulate so much jpeg in under 24 hours? Did you save the thumbnail by mistake?
>>110234649He can die
>>110234417Not everyone is a boomer-brained pussy who's afraid of hypothetical "oh no that's cringe" reactions from imaginary people. >nooo you can't change your hair color or restore what it was before it went gray m-muh feelings>>110238502Yeah, well, she's dead so I guess your incel whining can be sated.
>>110238693>Yeah, well, she's dead so I guess your incel whining can be sated.Way to address the observation, faggot. Guess I'll have to troon out so I can get a free pilot career as well!
>>110238741Kill yourself too
>>110238751Retard
>rich enough to fly with your whole family on a private jet>not rich enough to have parachutes
>>110238806There are no planes with the range or capacity that can do that flight and have parachutes.
>>110238806Parachutes? What exactly is the plan here, try and jump out of an out of control plane at trans sonic speeds? Or maybe a bit slower at like mach 0.9 when the problem starts and you're at 37k feet in a storm cell capable of ripping jets apart?
>>110238873Did you even look at the picture? That's a whole plane parachute system that brings the entire craft down. However, one of those would not have worked at the speed this shit unfolded in all probability.
>>110238873It was like 300mph. Trans-sonic speeds would need something closer to 600 wouldn't it?Either way they were falling fast as fuck.
>>110238899>Cirrus Vision SF50>Weight: 2,722 kg>Range: 1000 km>Learjet 60>Weight: 10,659 kg>Range: 4000 km
>>110234830What's important is who was the PF, however the PM should be able to take over at any second and correct the situation. >>110235479Let me tip my fedora to this fine gentleman who knows God is just super cuddly all the time and faith makes it so nothing bad ever happens to you.
>>110238873fighter jets have dem ejector exploding seats with parachutes. Absolutely no reason why those would not be a standard thing is regular richfag private jetties
>>110238970In principle it could be scaled up with bigger, and/or multiple chutes but not sure they could be deployed in a situation like that given the weather, velocity and so on would probably be a tangled mess.
>Millionaires die in bottom of the sea>Millionaires die in the skyPoor guys can't catch a break we need safer means of transportation for the ultra wealthy
>>110238978Punching out may have worked...would have been a hell of a ride...would be funny if only the pilots got the ejection seats as it's impractical to have any more and left the passengers behind.
>>110239040>Millionaires>ultra wealthy>t. Dr. Evil
>>110238741You're sitting here bitching that a corpse allegedly didn't have to pay for flight school because when it existed, her body was female. I guess it tracks that your takeaway from being called a retard for it is something about 0.000001% of the population. >>110239072Millionaires didn't stop being ultra-wealthy just because billionaires exist.
>>110234381Credit-default swap internationalen finanzjuden toadie who wrote deanonymizing and email spam software. Sorry, not sorry.
>>110234601Flying is far safer than driving. You can think of a pilot license like an IQ test that would instantly filter the vast majority of sub 90 IQ retards and geriatrics behind the wheel.If we were as stringent with driving as we are with flying it would solve a ton of problems in modern society.
>>110236489Yet you jump at his defense at the slightest mention, like the docile, obsequious little slut you are. Now that's the true TDS right there.
>>110236479you can hear the pilot praying in the background in the audio, it's likely the stabilzers gave out and there was absolutely nothing any pilot could have done.
>>110239126Millionaires are NOT ultra wealthy, dumbass - FFS there are plenty of schooteachers and shit with over a million in the bank from saving. "Ultra Wealthy" means something you have trouble processing.
>>110239255driving tests are mostly fine the problem is we only have drivers do them once and then never againold farts cause the most tragic crashes
>>110239386if you live in a first world country you are automatically ultra wealthy no matter how "poor" you are
>>110234655the world is a vile place because people like him choose to do evil things for profit
>>110234381The fate of all vibe gods. Turning into a ugly wierdo and slamming into the pavement.
>>110238988Your brain is a tangled mess, anon.
>>110236479>Too bad the boomer didn't have another experienced boomer there as his copilot to help with the workload when things went bad.Like fucking what dude with hairdryer on the wing to unfroze it ?
>>110237055At the very least, the children are innocent and the nanny probably didn't do anything to deserve this either,
>>110239386>making shit upUnreal.
>>110239436Chutes have been used on heavier shit that that jet smoothbrain faggot.
>>110239504Your mom is fat as fuck but not that fat. You can't use that one skydiving experience of hers as retort.
>>110239498How am I wrong idiot? There are plenty of middle class plebs with over a million in the bank simply form saving for years and they are by no means "ultra wealthy". But you do you and be a retard.
>>110239514QED
>>110234943>a robot would've made a better choiceThey were listening to their ancient 1990s radar and flew directly into a lingering storm cell. A "robot" would have dine the same thing they did because they were retarded and didn't want to land and arrive a day late and 30,000 dollars out if pocket.Greed is what got this guy killed. Very similar to kobe Bryant crash.
>>110239515those people are at best oligarch adjacent because they prevent new housing from being built so they can increase their wealth
>>110239573When you are a poor 4chan neet everyone is ultra wealthy, even the dude "rich" enough to buy a pack of Marlboros and a few scratchers at the quick e mart.
>>110239600really why do you need 5 bedrooms for a house? Why do you mandate mandatory minimum square footage zoning requirements to only build multi hundred thousand homes? why did you vote for this?
>>110239539That's not Goofy on that pic.
>>110238762of course you are :)
>>110238502Chick had a pilot license at 17 so I'm guessing she knew something more than you. Most people where I live bitch about not knowing english in high school either, while I already had a certificate in it before high school even started and didn't understand why it was a big deal, all I did was listen to english albums as a kid while reading the lyrics in the liner notes (it was the Red & Blue Albums from Beatles). And spending hours with a vocabulary translating game manuals word by word so I can figure out how to play xy video game. It was all fun and games for me but it gave me skills.It's all about what you put into life and how you are brought up, not privilege. If your parents teach you math at age 4, you'll probably be pretty good at that when you grow up. If they teach you how to play the piano, or do some sport, you may be able to leverage those skills too. But if all you hear as a kid is your drugged up nigger dad beating your ass, you'll grow up as a thug bitching about muh white privilege.
>>110239741All you did was had a brain that liked that in the first place, IQ is real, and innate. You were destined to not be a retard.
>>110239741Point is shit costs money and DEI initiatives will bankroll one student to that degree while others take on decades of debt. Guarantee nobody is putting a white male from Iowa through flight school free with the high school paying for it.
>>110238978Fighter jet pilots have specialized suits, helmets, oxygen supplies, etcetera so they don't freeze to death, have their skull caved in from slipstream, or suffocate, when they punch out from the ejector seat.This was a family of 4, dressed casually, carrying infants with them. An ejector seat alone may have killed the infant.I was thinking they could've just used normal parachutes, but from what I remember the plane dived nose forward into the ground like a bunker buster, which would've meant it was falling at ridiculous enough speeds. I don't think it would've been even possible to open the plane door to use parachutes. Really the only thing you could do at that point is either pray, or if anyone carried a gun, commit early suicide.
>>110239778Wonder about the feasibility of an "escape pod" of some sort everyone gets into, could be part of the existing seating area that would separate and rocket off then chute down. Would cost a fortune but hey the President in "Escape from New York" had one after all haha.
>>110239040Don't forget about that insurance company CEO who got executed on the street by a dude with a chronic pain condition who they repeatedly denied payments to.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Brian_Thompson
>>110239796aircraft parachutes for the whole fuselage exist for smaller planes
>>110239754>All you did was had a brain that liked that in the first place, IQ is real, and innate. You were destined to not be a retard.Not true, I have a LOT of learning problems, basically anything I'm not interested in, I can't even temporarily memorize. The way I graduated high school was akin to winning a lottery (over here you have to learn 40-50 different topics per class, then on the final exam you pull a random topic out of a hat and you have to talk about that - I knew something like 2-3 in total, the few that I found interesting, and managed to pull those and pass).Basically I'm retarded in every way except some light programming that I started early enough that you still had to worry about enough cycles for a task. But give me a trigonometry task and I'd completely fold up even for that.>>110239758>shit costs moneyYeah, maybe not drop 2-3000$ a year on the latest iphone/mac/oled/nintendo or hundreds a month for every streaming channel or $25 for a starbux coffee every day.Also learn how to repair your shit. I have three 10+ year old phones that still work thanks to replacement parts and because my dad taught me how screwdrivers and batteries worked when I was maybe 5 years old.
>>110239796>but hey the President in "Escape from New York" had one after all haha.I thought the presidential escape pod was from that movie Air Force One, where Harrison Ford is the president and terrorists take over the plane.But I don't really remember Escape from New York very well, it could have had one too, it's an earlier movie.
https://avweb.com/flight-safety/accidents-ntsb/ntsb-find-learjet-elevator-far-from-impact/>Part of the left elevator was found 3.8 miles away from the impact site
>>110234893>random bits of plane fall off when flying through Bad Weatheyou know that if you bend any part of a plane hard enough it will crack right?
>itt aviation experts
>>110239952Don't know exactly where the parts were found, but if you assume it broke off at the center of the 1.3-3.8 mile range they give, the estimated point it detached at was in the red circle
