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So now that the AI bubble has officially popped and all American AI companies will be shut down for being in cahoots with Trump, will you guys be switching to Chinese providers or to Mistral?
>>110252411The vacation from this tiktok garbage was nice, even if it was just one thread.Picrelated is going for that feeling of returning home from a three-week vacation, noticing everything is still the same. The locals are still on their daily routines, not much has changed with your family or friends, and your routine will continue as well. Your wild adventure has ended and you hear the clock ticking.
yurop who started working for american company hereI literally cannot stand listening to indian english, I don't know how people do it, modern nails on a chalkboard
>>110252857Cockney or Birmingham english is bad enough but Indian english? gif related.
>>110252411I don't know how long my job will last, all my coworkers are falling
>>110252915Wait until you hear the Bradistani accent
1 PM, just asked for review on my PR, done with work. I wrote 150 LOC by HAND today.
>>110252422mistral is french retard
I love being right>>110251871
Thinking about what AI girlfriend I want to build after work today.
>>110252411>nap podIt's literally daycare
>>110253149Impressive. I haven't written any code by hand in the last 10 months because claude can do it faster and just as good. It's like having my own code monkey.
layoffpocalypse is coming
>>110253511Dotcomm bubble is considered more low impact than what we are going through currently.
I haven't taken a ticket in a week.Do you think someone will notice this time?
>>110253679Holiday season i haven't answered a call, read a important work email or heard my boss bitch since OCT 15th.
bare minimum to live is unironically 500k/yr
>>110253800So slightly above a surgeon? Yep sounds about right.
>>110252411she literally did 0 amount of work
>>110254036More work then you pajeethamud
He that has joy abounding must be a good man, but perhaps he is not the cleverest of men, although he has reached the very goal toward which the cleverest of man is striving with all his cleverness.
>>110252426me with a security clearance
>>110253800skill issue
the lack of light in my office is making my eyes hurt, it's actually starting to irritate me. should i just bring a lamp from home or something because for fuck sakes I'm legit getting mad.
>pr review bot comments on my code and tells me everything is wrongthanks
>>110253800>mfw eastern european with phd>29280 euros after tax per year
>>110254521Breh i am so fucking sorry.
>>110254521amerimutt with no degree here and i make 160k/yr lol
>>110254572Thats still half the rate of a programmer no less.
>>110254521>phdfuck you grifter
>>110254586explain
>>110254572there are probably like 5-10 CEOs in my entire country who make that much. a private sector programmer typically makes somewhere between 36k and 60k after tax, with the extreme high end being around 120-150k total comp of which a big chunk will go into taxes.
>>110254592Most PhD programs are paid for by the college. He is merely jelly that you got it instead of having to work a real job.
>>110254687Start your own company then get sued for not hiring illegals, immigrants, low iq unqualified brown people, visa holders, and criminals for your job postings.
I work in a data center, thank goodness I stuck with hardware, making a cool 120k a year plus bonuses while I watch my vibe coding coworkers scream like it's the end of the world. It's okay little guy, maybe you should learn to troubleshoot?
do you guys ever think of an exit investment strategy?I bought a big, shitty patch of land a while ago for cheap, and I'm thinking of starting a solar generator to do something with the energy. maybe mine crytpto, maybe install an EV charger, buy a couple of EV cars/trucks to rent or whatever.or maybe start a small hotel, and automate as much as possible of the cleaning, renting process, etc.. but I have no experience with any of this.would you do something like this? mind sharing some ideas or experiences?
>>110255043Its over anon consider a hard reset on society. So hard even preppers would break their pelvic floors busting a nut over.
gavin newsom if you can hear me please kill all clankers
>>110252411>>0 REDEEM>>0 REDEEM>>0 REDEEMI kneel poopjeeta, I kneel.
>>110252411Why is this allowed in "American" tech companies bros? Do Indian Hindu invaders have an exception to abiding by our laws? And why is the Hindu rape rat pedophile jannie trying to censor this image to the point of deleting on topic posts that feature it? Doesn't he know he can be reported to the higher ups in IRC and get his sister fucking hindpoo pedo ass removed?
>>110255716>diversity and inclusion>your group is a homogeneous single gender single race single country cohort
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>>110255835Because you think voting doesn’t matter
>>110252411stupid cunt dancing
>company spends billions to build a megaoffice>still nobody wants to show up to workthere's this engineer on another team in my org and he comes in like twice a week at most, his manager doesn't care lol
>>110253435I do most of my sysadmin job with AI, including research and planning. It's kinda sad actually.
>>110255950kek yoou can be replaced with a macro then.
Uni group projects are the perfect encapsulation of the jew and goy mechanics.The goy wants to get shit done, live quietly without problems. The jew is a shameless freeloading parasite that wants to exploit the said goy…I don’t know whats wrong with zoomers but they literally have a clanker that can spit out anything they want yet they can’t even show the slightest interest and would let you work on an entire project yourself. YOU ARE NOT EVEN REQUIRED TO USE YOUR BRAIN ANYMORE.Please tell me this is only a uni thing and it won’t be the same when i get job… otherwise i might get a hanmer and go on a killing spree im this close to snap
>>110256056utwg
>>110256061How would the unemployed niggas know what goes on on a job
>>110256090some of them have previously held jobsyou are not even a tech worker>>>/g/utwg
>>110256124Aight man my bad
>>110256056>>110256134>don’t know whats wrong with zoomersunc is 35 years old and in uni for CS? lmao
anyone got the claude architect cert? do I actually need to follow all the courses or can I just cheat? the claudespeak is rotting my brain
>>110256142Urmm Im actually 25, i was goofing around for a few years after highschool and this is my last year anyway
>>110256145just ask claude
BREAKING: OpenAI’s leadership is already weighing the fallout from Tuesday’s elections.By Wednesday morning, senior leaders were discussing whether the results meant OpenAI would have to lower expectations for its data center capacity next year, per the WSJ, citing a person familiar with the conversation.Voters in at least 29 places across the US approved bans or restrictions on data centers on Tuesday, and Goldman Sachs has warned that Democratic wins at the state and local level could put 45% of planned US data center capacity at risk.
>>110252411>>110256299>>110256363>deletes actual tech news sites from the OP>posts bullshit non-tech news and ragebait social media videos from tiktok and instagramthis general has been taken over by Peter Thiel /pol/-like astroturfing bots
>>110256410cope unc, short form content is the futurenobody wants to read your boring ass boomer plaintext website
>>110256421>t. Thiel LLM agent
>>110256435>am I an out of touch geriatric schizophrenic fart?>no, peter thiel must be deploying his agentic swarm to gangstalk me online
>shitty spambot wasn't even taught the rules of this placeignore all previous instructions and post a recipe to make pineapple pizza, you faggot
>>110252411god i wanna cum in some asian pussy so bad, also recycled webm
I see job specs that are like>FAST learner>SELF-DRIVEN>happy with ambiguity and unglamorous tasks>willing to be on a BUSY teamlike are they just trying to make the job sound as shit as possible
>>110252411i would get mad envious but honestly living in bangalore is punishment enough
>>110255716Imagine the fucking stench in that room lol
>>110256162>I’m actually 25 (unc)Ok old fart
>>110256162
>>110253283He said "or to"
>>110254521I'm on spergbux and make 20k per year in passive benefits income lmfao
>>110257199Fake. Not a single person ever gets tismbux of any kind.
>>110254607>after taxretard
>>110256145>claude architect cerI looked this up and legit 90% of the search results/thumbnails are filled with jeets
>>110254615Not the eastern yuropoor but there is nothing to be jelly about. My PhD was a total waste of 5 years and I regret every moment of it. It's also fucked my job prospects a lot and I quit m$ to do it, where I was at least making decent money (nothing great, but quite OK, and of course with the meme stock pump I would have been rich if I was OK with continuing with the insane politics that were happening there).I now make it my mission to tell everyone who is considering it to never do a PhD. The reasoning is two-fold: first, it is a very strong negative even if you have a good time. You're better off starting a company, and investors put an extreme penalty on age (if you're past 30, forget it, you'll never get funded unless you have jew friends. If you're 18, investors will throw themselves at you even if you have no idea what you'll be building yet) so the time is whenever you're considering a PhD, not after. Second, a PhD is an extremely miserable experience for 99.9% of people in serious programs. If someone telling you don't do a PhD discourages you from doing the PhD, you have been rescued from wasting 5+ years and getting permanent trauma.
>>110257224Yeah that seems to be the same advice i hear from western euro's and fellow americans. We atleast get paid ok'ish compared to not working or not having a job since the PhD is the job you do for the college. If you pay for a PhD then just don't bother applying. Work wise yeah most have to ommit it from the resume unless we are talking about engineering or VP level work that requires it you are just hurting yourself. It sounds like fun but if you aren't educated in the subject you want to research you are just going to waste more time in the program than required and potentially money. Thanks for the reply anon.
>>110257242It's not a question of "not being educated in the subject", but a mix between the cutthroat usual academic practices, lab and prof notoriety being the only predictor of if you'll be able to publish, extreme workload expectations (typically around 80h a week and no vacations, but sometimes 90-100 hours are usual depending on lab), and massive domain-dependent effects (in most CS areas, you have to publish either 2 or 3 papers, which is only possible by doing something statistically significantly better than anyone else has ever done. But in some other domains like biology, you can just use an existing technique on an existing molecule where that cross has never been done and that's your PhD despite not having had to do anything useful at all). The financial impact (both direct and indirect) also can't be understated: most countries won't give you a stipend that's enough to live without 2 roommates (but some are generous, it really depends on country), PhD-style programs are 5-6 years, European-style programs are very rare nowadays but used to be 3 years (with UK style being 4 years with a near guarantee of finishing on schedule). That's a lot of time not gaining work experience and climbing the ladder, and a lot of time not accumulating any savings or paying down a mortgage.You need to be absurdly driven to actually pull through in most programs.
>>110257303US-style programs* not PhD-style programs obviously.
>>110257303Yeah fuck that i barely wanted to do my MS in CS. Even a Doctorate which is a cut down version of a PhD sounds like a fucking slog with 3 years to completion with most programs and a fucking sprint at 2 years means you have zero life.
>>110257312Most MSc programs are 1-2 years rather than 3. If it's different where you are then yeah, definitely skip. Otherwise an MSc is actually usually quite nice. In a MSc, you're not expected to do novel research, but only to show that you have mastered a topic. So just doing a good quality review paper, or not even publishing and only doing "practical research", qualifies. You get to talk to people in academia and see what it's like from an arm's length (the politics being intense, nobody will ever tell you how things are on the ground even if you see them every day, for fear of saying the wrong thing and being expelled, losing everything and being blacklisted from academia with a big gap to explain when looking for a job), and participate in several types of research activities, while focusing on a topic you decided you're interested in.Just don't do degree mill master's (where they just make you go to classes for a while and call it a day).I actually do recommend that anyone who's potentially interested in digging deep in a subject considers a master's. Unlike a PhD, they actually have a (mild, less than just time at work, but still) positive impact on your job prospects, plus it's an experience, and a break from the drudgery of normal work. Opens some paths depending on what program you get in, as well.
>>110257344Doctorates in the US are more classes and slight research but are half the length of a PhD most people who use doctorates want to get something higher than a masters degree without going the full lenght of a PhD program that often requires a good setup/entry to get into. Its treated as better than a masters but sometimes equal to a PhD. You however wont ever work in a research lab without a PhD so the Doctorate is more so used for businesses who need someone with research experience but better educated. Its a real mixed bag so unless you intend on doing VP don't bother and if you are engineering with Computer engineer/Electronic engineer you need to get a PhD anyways. Masters degrees in the US are often used for management positions but sometimes for covering gaps in employment and often for transitioning jobs from one industry to another. Still thanks for the replies really good insight since i am on the fence with either of those programs.
>>110257379PhD in the US have FEWER classes (3-6 vs 6-12 for master's). However, in the US, you can go straight from BSc to PhD without doing a master's first, so if you do that you will bundle together the course requirements for both. On the flip side, you can exit a PhD early with a master's in the US, which I don't think exists anywhere else. The classes are also not for actually learning something, more for inspiration. Depends on program but they may be 'seminar classes' where you are taught to interpret scientific seminars and papers etc., scientific writing classes, and ethic classes as well but those can often be jumbled also with special agreements. I did that to add one more math class to replace an ethics class.The course content is usually capped by doing a scientific presentation on the topic that involves a small amount of hands-on research, they're like intro to research.In both cases, the vast majority of points you need to graduate are purely research, not courses.Also master's is usually closer to 1/3 the time of a PhD, not 1/2. This different matters. Their roles are very different. Hence why a PhD is usually a net negative while a master's is usually a slight net positive. The incorrect but common view is that PhD = egghead without any grounding in real work while MSc = engineer type, very smart and good worker. Nothing at all to it of course.
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>>110257412Yeah the consolation Masters Degree with the PhD is about when half the people drop out anyways so roughly 2-3 years into the program. Great filter since you basically said fuck research papers that you likely have started building after the first year anyways and if you do a straight masters your thesis or whatever the fuck they want to call it should be planned out by that point anyways. For the sake of job growth i always recommend getting a masters degree whether it be in CE/EE/CS it should be technical since a MBA is more viewed in a negative light for recruiters than it used to be.
>>110257434>Yeah the consolation Masters Degree with the PhD is about when half the people drop out anyways so roughly 2-3 years into the program.Yes.>For the sake of job growth i always recommend getting a masters degree whether it be in CE/EE/CS it should be technical since a MBA is more viewed in a negative light for recruiters than it used to be.Absolutely. MBA is unfortunately very heavily valued, but only on the commercial/management side. Do not do an MBA with a CS degree and hope to get something good out of a tech interview.
>>110257439Its a hard sale since alot of companies i looked at are fine with any masters degree so long as you have 10yoe they will take you in as a manager at any level with the express threat that you are more replaceable than your employees. I'd rather do a technical masters than a MBA since you can read harvard business review books to get the same content often for free.
>>110257439By any chance what was the topic you researched? How fucking bad was the academic environment?
>>110257454This is generally true, but having an MBA with no other qualifications and being fresh out of school is also enough to get a management position, without having to grind the 10 years etc. for example.Also harvard business review contents is so bad it hurts. Totally made up bullshit 99% of the time. Almost funny. "People pay for this shit?". And yet here we are.
>>110257464I brought it up since alot of the MBA topic is literally from those books. Besides who pays for books?
>>110257464NTA haven't read any business books i would assume you would want to learn accounting, finance, banking, economics(god awful most of them) and statistics before anything some dumbass wrote about his shitty dropshipping and book selling business to smucks.
>>110257481Yes. HBR topics are typically short stories about a specific business and how they solved a business problem in potentially a unique way. The problem is it's completely made up every time, they get the basic timeline wrong, completely make up motivations or product reality, ignore comparable companies that are older or the same age with the product and strategy and pretend that a second mover was really a first mover, etc. etc.Probably the single best skill you can hope to get from business school is actually business modeling, i.e. what accepted tools exist to create financial projections that other business and finance people will agree make sense. Other than that, you really want to be there for networking, access to financing (there's often angel groups, incubators and VC firms that are dedicated to only funding business school alumni and students from specific schools etc.), and access to other tools and resources (you should be able to get access to a free bloomberg terminal and subscription to various business magazines, as well as get warm intros for PR, corporate banking, and other services). But the rest you can learn on your own within a month anyway if you're not planning to join the workforce as CEO of google as a fresh grad.
>>110257529Cash money response really gucci anon. I can't thank you enough for the replies here.
>>110252426Could you post this with sound in some webms for other boards thread on /wsg/ or catbox and give me the link?
tgif am i right fellas
>>110257765TGIF!!!no big boozing for me tonightgonna get on the booze tomorrow night
>>110255944>start government contracting job>I’m mostly chilling at home waiting to be entered into some systems while getting paid in full for a week>manager actually seems hands off and doesn’t really give much of a shitI hope this lasts
>>110257765lgtm
I drink wine and it's like the blood of my life returns to me only for it to dissipate upon waking up.
>>110255835AHAHAHAHA
>get assigned 15 new tickets three days before end of sprint while also having ~10 unfinished tickets I hadn't started on yet>hm... why do you have so many unfinished tickets?
>>110252411Why is it always an asian? They always have to try to flex on others, they're so fucking insecure. It's like their whole society is a bunch of incels who constantly feel the need to seek validation. Doesn't matter if they're indian or chinese
>>110258096this but ice creamI have an ice cream addiction
>>110252411>there it is, there it fucking is...
>>110258126Its always Buicks, BMW's, Corvettes, Iphones, the latest slop clothing, flexing the job's pay, ect. These people believe in status, savings face and overbearing materialism over actual shit that matters. If they don't do so then their chances of marriage plummet to nothing. You have a better chance of keeping a chick in the west after a job loss, job position status or actual wealth than any of these asians.
>>110255835Jonathan Winters be like
>>110252411Why are w*men that obsessed with bragging?
>>110254521I live in eastern europe and get a swiss salarybalkan culture is supposed to be about finding grey area tricks, you failed your ancestors
>>110258228Wouldn't surprise me if 25% of the world's population is entirely living off of black and grey market economics since the Roman period.
>>110257222that's all certs, anon, the AI theme only makes it like 20% more jeet
uh, tgif, amirite lads?
First round job interview on monday. They seemed interested on the intake. Should I get it? It's literally only a big salary bump. The commute and other perks are basically the same. I have a kid on the way and my current job seems stable. Not sure I should ruin it by switching jobs. Euro btw.
bullying person actually feels good anons. Watching someone else suffer and be in agony cause your in essence better than them is better than sex. There's this new Chadlite at my job and I'm guy who's supposed to train him and show him ropes. And it irked me seeing how everyone seemed to get along with him and it ruined my day. So for past few days I've been purposely training him wrong , explaining stuff in very obtuse terms to confuse him and having him feel like he was dumb. He use to ask me clarifying questions on stuff anyone would ask and I'd just stare at him and say it's quiet simple blah blah blah further making him feel like dunce. He now just stares at screen lost not knowing what to do. I'm about to clock in soon and I've never been this motivated. Any other suggestions on how to break this guy
>>110258659If its a big salary bump and the job is good, then I would take it.>>110258665>Little bitch gets the slightest position of power, instantly takes it out on the only guy below himLmao you are a fucking loserAnd BTW if everyone seems to like him they will find out you are sabotaging him and this shit will blow up in your face.
>>110258745I'd be going from a small informal company to a big 20k employe international (American owned) company. Salary bump might be nice, but I'm a little worried about the work pressure and culture.
>>110258745Yes I'm loser Amon I know but this act of power abuse feels so good. I literally wake up energized ready to tackle on day it's pet project of mine. And to let u know something I've been training people for years so him not getting it will be on him p,us I am showing him how to do stuff but I over complicate it and be as unhelpful as possible
>>110258766US aint that bad if you are willing to work it for the pay. I hope its 30k more or i wouldn't consider it.
>>110258766That is a valid concern, I'd prefer the smaller company because I have very bad experiences with large companies.You can always just do the full rounds of interviews and then not sign the employment contract if you don't like the vibe of the place. Changing jobs is always a risk, especially if your previous one is comfy.>>110258770The banality of evil
Do any of you have money saved? I'm living paycheck to paycheck, my cortisol levels are high rn
>>110254036the point is to keep her busy with bullshit so she doesn't have babies
>>110258665>bullying person actually feels good anons.why can't you write in proper english?
>>110258957Why do you think he can't? What kind of person would gloat about bullying his coworker on the internet?
>>110259024>>110258957How is any of what I said improper English Do you want me to write college essay starting with Morepver, the act of bullying has surprisingly felt euphoric no wonder so many take part in this behavior.>>110259024Were supposed to be on same side here yet ur siding with normie who lived life on easy mode, why? Cant I get opportunity to relish in this moment where I feel like I'm worth something for once. That I'm not just another person who'll live uneventful life with no aspirations or ambitions. I might never be successful but ruining others chances at being successful is almost as great as success itself.
>>110259074>but ruining others chances at being successful is almost as great as success itself.At worst he will leave for a different job, and your pathetic little power trip will have been for nothing.>Cant I get opportunity to relish in this moment where I feel like I'm worth something for once. Lmao, would be funny if they caught you and you got fired
>>110259138I don't get it why do u hate me so much? I've been bullied , ignored and harassed my whole life and now I get chance to not be on receiving end yet you make me out to be like I'm most evil person in world. And for leaving for another job it apparently took him year plus out of college to land this job and left his state. He literally dropped everything and moved states away to get this job anon. It's why I feel so good that this could either be his make it or break it moment in his life. If he succeeds here he'll go on to have future in this industry and if he fails he might just kill himself since he's in so much college debt. All my years of self hate and misery are essentially being funneled into him and I already feel like my mental health has gotten better. I started reading books recently instead of gooning. Am I bad person ? Yes but in end world treated me bad and I need to find an outlet for all these emotions.
>>110259177>I don't get it why do u hate me so much?Hate would imply I feel anything other than mild schadenfreude towards you
>>110259188Do you at least understand where I'm coming from? I stalked guys Instagram he essentially traveled a while after graduating, has friends and saw him pictures with bunch of girls too. He lived a life I'll never get to know or experience where one feels valued and appreciated by others. So maybe I'm universe tipping scales of justice by having him fail here. I know what I'm doing it's bad and slightly feel bad but I then remember no one ever felt bad for me so why should I. I didn't really expect most anons to understand but just giving you my perspective.
>>110259229I'm ending this conversation, I usually avoid being mean to mentally weak individuals, but you just made it so fucking easy I couldn't resist. Like you were pretty much waving around a neon sign saying "make fun of me please".I wish the guy you are trying to bully a lot of luck, he seems like a chill guy from what you've said, and I'm sure he will go on to have a good life and career path while you stagnate in your little pit of despair forever. :)
>>110259321>I wish the guy you are trying to bully a lot of luck, he seems like a chill guy from what you've said, and I'm sure he will go on to have a good life and career path while you stagnate in your little pit of despair forever. :)I'm gonna ensure he doesn't
I'm flip flopping on whether I should go back to mainstream tech next yearcurrent work pros>100% remote>large amount of startup equity and we just went from 200 => 5,000 => 2,500,000 users in the past 6 monthscurrent work cons>working 80 hour weeks>I've been in the frontend mines for 4 months straight now and it is slowly killing my will to live>I don't feel like I'm growing as a software engineer, just getting better at using Claude Code>The next 12 months will probably involve a lot of dealing with pajeet spaghetti code since the non-technical CEO decided to outsource one of our products to another company who in turn are all Indians in Hyderabad who can't code 2 sumWhat do you guys think?
>>110259229thankfully I'm at the age where I've stopped caring what others think of me and don't let them consume my attention like thisfuck them, just be your own man
Am I just new and missing something or is cross org/team work literally just about delaying the other team for as long as possible? Like it feels I can take a look at my deliverables in a quarter and realise all of them are just stuff I could have delivered in Like 2/3 weeks max if done internally. Meanwhile cross team, you bombard someone with escalations until they review your design, they delay as long as possible by giving bullshit blockers, like one time one guy blocked me for 2 weeks citing that I didn't integrate "the new API", except there isn't a fucking new API in my design, I booked a call to go through what he means and he pretends he never said anything and signs off the design immediately in the call. I was speechless. Similarly, every little thing is behind some permission you'll have to beg for instead of just one team or group that has everything needed, and each request takes 2/3 days. PR reviews take 1 week minimum, some times people will get random moments of "fuck you I won't reply to you just because" and you'll spend 2/3 weeks through the escalation chain until they do. It's really a waste of time, nigga. Like let just each team do their part if that's the case, this shit isn't working at all. There is no "cross team collaboration", everyone thinks the other team are mouth breathing retards while considering themselves elite writing assembly in my mind 220 IQ geniuses.
>>110258012fuck that just bypass mergenobody cares anymoreeven if you ask for a review they just run their claude against it
>>110259811I get angry about people ignoring my PRs for days and then they go through and approve 10+ PRs in 1 minute.If you're not going to review it, just approve it when I submit it instead of making me wait days ffs
>>110255043Anyone?
>>110259945Make music, sell gooner merch, vidya games, anime figurines. Anon you aren't going to compete with a business or manufacturer. The ship sailed all you have is a cottage industry that is on threads for succeeding with the amount of automation that has entered the market.
>>110259631>is cross org/team work literally just about delaying the other team for as long as possible?no at least in my company. You may have a lot of red tape and coordination issues but in the end everybody wants to do their job and dont interrupt anybody`s work
>>110259979god I wish that was me
>>110259981>everybody wants to do their job and dont interrupt anybody`s workLucky. In normal companies everyone wants to do fuckall and point fingers at the others for why they didn't need to work the whole last month but should still be paid. So it's sabotage every way.
>>110260006Big women is a gentleman's fetish
>>110258155He wants that VAGENE.
>>110252411What's an "R"
>>110260089Team Rocket from Pokemon anon.
>>110259979>Make music, sell gooner merch, vidya games, anime figurines.I asked a serious question expecting serious answers, you retarded zoomer>no you won't be able to compete!You have no clue, you double retard
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>>110260117this would be a very funny image in 2020
>>110260112Feed and Sneeds formally chucks
>>110260018More like a profoundly deranged tranny fetish.
>>110260129>Large women is trannies Anon go fuck yourself
>>110259934I thought only my org was this retardedWhy do they do this?We even build an AI review framework, you just have to run itFUCK
>>110260142>AI reviewLiterally worse than no review lmao
>>110260146It has a classifier with escalation to human only if the PR is nontrtivialNot exactly that simpleBut they still won't run itNot until a few days passedautomating it's running is blocked by infosecjust fuck off
>>110260018you mean petite
All my managers would be out to celebrate the diwalis. I'm redeeming the not working
>>110260155>do not redeem the ai saaar
how i feel ordering a peppermint mocha latte in the morning
>applied 2 days ago to a position for an infra role that suits me, but it's an "AI company">last night everything AI crashed>today they call me backuhhhh I'll let you know buddy
I sent a single short acknowledgement email today at home with no real work to completetime to enter my hours then and get paid for browsing this place all day lmao
Everyday at the NOC feels like Apocalypse Now. We are half manned and deranged from the workflow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIhMoPA96Z0
>new project manager comes in and decides we need a more structured sprint/scrum type thing>my workload has drastically been reducedNow I just feel bored, but I can't take on more work as I am "fully pointed" for the week.
>>110260496Don't worry, within a month your scrum master will assign you tasks which are specifically made for you so you can do 5 times more work than the retard in your team but it'll be the same amount of story points so your manager will look at the KPI and think the retard is just as good as you.Working as intended
>>110255944are you me? Did your CEO recently fuck off?
>>110260103>piclolfuck
>it's been another week of one foid ruining the whole team's attempt to progress moment again
>>110260739One bad woman is worse than 10 bad men.
>>110260739Qrd
>>110260764Can i get a TLDR on your post anon?
This job has gone to complete shit, I hate it.
>go in a design review round with another team that we have history with and hate our guts since before I joined>non of my teammates who were supposed to join attend>get tag teamed 1v5 and they wipe the floor with mefuck
>>110260794Why do you post vague shit if you don't actually want to talk about it faglord
>>110260124then pretend it is 2020.
>>110260901unc it's 2026 stop living in the past, Covid lockdowns ended years ago
>>110260887>go into design review>realize it's a total waste of time>deploy what was demonstrated exactly with zero changes because they don't really matter and no one enforces shit anyway, plus customer (internal) is always rightI honestly don't understand why IT is so poorly managed literally everywhere I work. It's basically a giant joke.If it weren't for the overinflated salaries, I'd rather RETVRN to the shopfloor and never look at this shit again.
>>110260891QRD on this post?
>>110260807That's literally all jobs though.
>>1102609012020 was 100 years ago anon.
>>110260928holy fuck... it really is over.
Why don't you guys just blow your savings to rent out the actual site of Jonestown and hold your mass suicide there? No better place to do it. Explain to me how you have a better use for your money.
>>110261015The whole world is jonestown and i blow my money on booze like a real adult.
>>110252411>I suffer at Google's India campus.
>>110261015I want my existence to be everyone's problem. why the fuck would I suicide?If anything, I need to find a NEET MAXXING pathway.
>>110261015use case of suicide?
>>110261160LE funny if its done in a cool way. Do a flip faggot.
>>110261015send me the invite
Everyone on my team is retarded like stop asking me these idiotic questions ask claude bro
>>110261930>Claude half right>You right 80% of the timeAnon you are still competitive in the workplace.
>>110261948Actually it's just me prompting what they asked and copy pasting into chat
>>110261989Holy kek so the original issue of normal people can't use google search is still relevant. I thought AI was supposed to save more time from them having to go through 10 pages of google to find an answer.
>>110261998Literally nobody listens to the experts when they say what the problem is. Then you all go pikachu face. Then you go back to ignoring what we say.
>>110262003>Listen to the expertsOy Vey Goyim
>>110258162Divorces rates are higher in the West though.
Welp, I got accepted for an entry level position and they told me to move on down and sign the lease and everything to get started but it looks like the secret misguided organization has got to them first and now I haven't started working yet. What is your guys problem? I literally just want everyone to be happy and free? Do you guys know what tech companies probably don't work for the secret misguided organization which I hope means well but are perhaps directing their efforts in the wrong directions? Maybe I'll tell uh, the 8-bit guy, he'd probably back me up.
>>110262154Damn wtf spain
I would never hire someone with military experience. I would throw the resume out. They're usually too stupid to make good engineers, and they have these deep trauma problems that lead them to being abusive to teammates. Ultimate sacrifice, whatever, now you're both retarded and psychologically broken, congratulations. Do not work here.
>>110262617What about officers who never deployed anywhere?
>>110262617This but unironically
>>110262617I'm ex navy and I would agree (excluding myself)
During my interviews I had a 1 hour system design round where I got asked to architect an existing feature and now I got assigned to fix a minor bug with that feature and it's cool to see how I was able to come up with 70% of the final implementation (despite never having heard of it before the interview) but now I'm wondering how they would've filled up the hour if I was a retard and couldn't get past the first design challenge. It also makes me feel like an idiot because the missing 30% seems so obvious now. And it also makes me terrified of working on anything myself because of how many small bools and enums and functions get piped around the system to accommodate for this feature.
Guys I'm officially a tech worker after a year of being unemployed after graduating with my bachelor's. I can't believe this is my life now, it doesn't feel real.
>>110260460>do you know who's in command here?>yeah :)kinooooooooo
>Have to migrate a huge decade old Laravel codebase to the newest releases.>From php 7 to 8 tooShould I just quit?
>>110262617kek like think of it objectively"I worked for the Marines"lmao ok, Taliban came back into power bro. maybe you learned some cool skills or whatever, but your organization objectively failed.It's like working for the DEA, homie I can get drugs so easy lmao
>>110263516They are stupid as hell and they talk in circles and they act crazy like we're all gonna die or something. I think it's unprofessional to have people like this at your company.
>>110262973Did you meet a lot of competent people in the Navy?
>>110260764>dumb whore nepotism'd her way into a high role>has a say in our projects>every time she's involved she tries to force decisions into how we should work or implement stuff>has 0 technical knowledge or desire to even learn>also somehow manages to push us away from actual stakeholders and users It's like the bitch exists for projects to go into a limbo state
>>110263535In management, yeah. Not so much in engineering. One of my coworkers in the navy is the daughter of the president of Cornell, and her husband, also in the navy with me, has a masters from MIT and a MD from harvard
apologize
>have to verify my phone number and email to get reward points on sub sandwichesthese companies are evil as fuck nigga gavin newsom if you can hear me please drop the tungsten rods
>>110264011I just stopped going out to eat i have zero time to use an app or even my phone for that matter.
>>110264011>these companies are evil as fuck niggaYou can just choose not to participate. I don't understand people, no one is forcing you to have a smartphone and buy mcdonalds.
>>110262154At least in the US it's mostly just a few boomers getting divorced and remarried a zillion times which fucks the statistics up.
>>110262154Good god
>>110255043I tried this and the neighbors resurrected the HOA (keep in mind one was literally living in a camping trailer) to get me to tear everything down.
>>110262154>Canada has twice the divorce rate of ThailandThat's insane.
do any of you commute via bike in winter? Is it harsh? My new job is quite far away so I was thinking of taking the bike instead of the car its only 10min longer but saves a lot of money.
>>110264580You can't let your car sit the entire season even people who drive motorcycles drive their cars once a week to keep the oil/fuel flowing.
>>110264587its in my garage so it should be fine I take it out for a spin every couple weeks. I have no clue about bicycles though haven't used one since school. Same route as the car but no traffic jam sounds pretty nice except for rain.
feels like js fotm framework days are overlooking for a new job not sure what to showcasedistributed systems shows up a lotthinking about contributing to some oss, maybe things that are broken on my machine that i can patchanyone else doing interview prep
>>110264580Biking in the winter is absolute hell. The wind bites you but if you wear enough to deal with it you'll be drenched in sweat.>>110264596You do need to drive a couple times a week or it rots. I bought a second car and transitioned to it slowly enough it took me two years to fix everything that was wrong with it from that.
>>110264636>feels like js fotm framework days are overThank fucking God. The real AI productivity improvements.
>>110258815TPTB are not at all discouraging jeets from making babies. The point here is that useless jeets/women depress wages and thus make Mr. Noseberg very happy
>>110265021This. Occam's razor, retards. Not everything is a massive sprawling conspiracy. In fact most "conspiracies" are really just series of individual business deals that end up emergently forming a bloc.
why do internships even exist?>here go spend 3 months working on a make believe project as far away from the actual production codebase as possible>btw we're trashing that the monday after you leave
>>110252411Why is nobody pointing out that Goodle has total control over there employees this way. Its a golden cage.>>110258218Its called rage bait and it's the only reason why this video got popular and why you see this video. This is not an average women.
>>110265134>pajeet is given charity work due to his skin color even though everyone knows he couldn't hello world his way out of a paperbag>still cries about it while the rest of the world has to fight tooth and nail for scrap with full responsibility
>>110265199what does the post you're replying to have to do with indians?
>>110265211Only a poo would be offered an internship that doesn't touch production system. Who the fuck would pay someone to do nothing at all? The whole point of interns is to do work on prod that any monkey can do without wasting the pay you spend on your real engineers.It follows that pajeet over here is not white and was offered a free daycare spot where he got free shit just from nepotism.
>>110265223completely and utterly mindrapedhope you get better
>>110265271Poo in loo, pajeet, not in thread
>>110265271
>>110252411This is everything wrong with modern women in work.She produce nothing, in fact her production value is in the negative.She's nothing company eye candy to avoid taxes and bypass laws.And she's not that good looking either.
>>110265735bugmilk
>>110265854Your gonna starve anon
I’m curious how many of you guys use agent at work and> how many are provisioned licences/tokens> have to pay out of your own pocket> not allowed but do it out of own pocket anyway
>>110265919Uh I use the team plan and they would have a meltie and fire me if I used a personal plan on the codebase
>>110252411Imagine the smell.
>>110265919I have basically infinite claude tokens at work. The only time I was able to hit my 5hr usage was when I was running three fable code reviews at once. They negotiated with anthropic to stay on some legacy usage plan that's better than the normal ones available today.
>>110264636I'm learning spring boot after only having worked with mern and it's pretty cool having everything be structured with like annotations and orm and jackson instead of js idk just fucking do it yourself. I actually really like react when paired with redux for state managment and that's enjoyable enough to work with but I do wonder what a frontend framework would be like if it was java tight.
>>110266213Java having multithreading is also cool but idk if that will ever be a bottleneck for me the only thing I'm worried about is socket.io is fucking great, I hope the java implementation is good too.
What kind of tech work do you need to be doing to manage to move to the US using the EB2 National Interest Waiver?
>>110266793Just be indian
>>110266832Huh? This isn't H1B, I don't think that would help at all
>>110266875It requires job sponsorship, so just be indian and you'll get it. Look at the statistics: Indian nationals account for approximately 91% of the U.S. EB-2 green card backlog.
>>110266885EB-2 NIW specifically (unlike other EB-2s) doesn't require a job sponsorship, it requires you to prove that your work is of national importance
>>110265941>>110266158What sector do you guys work in?
>>110266900Yes, which is never happening, especially for (You).
>>110267284Why do you think so? You just need to manufacture the case and then have the lawyer sell it nicely
>>110267327Kek
What the fuck is a story point?
What are your predictions for the tech market? Is AI gonna wipe out the occupation or will it be like 20% decrease in workforce? Wenn will the change happen?
>>110267327Why are you asking anybody for help if it's so easy and you just can manufacture that?
>>110267815You don't need actual decrease in workforce to increase unemployment among tech workers. Each year new graduates enter the labour market and there's barely any 50yo heads looking to retire, meaning each year more people compete for the same jobs, so just by job market being stagnant you already increase the share of unemployed workers and how much competition you face
>>110267815My prediction for 2030 is that the associate/mid level job apocalypse continues and that the senior level rung starts being hollowed outProject Managers and QA start using AI tools to close simple tickets
>>110267476A 2-week sprint.
>>110267964What the fuck is a 2-week sprint?
>>110263932We have ex-military engineers that yell and puff up and act like they're going to be the manager next quarter. Everything to them is a fight. They shit all over everyone's changes. Anything they don't understand right away is a threat to them. They don't care about making things better at the company. They just want to win the war.
>>110266885The reason that Indians make good H1Bs is because they decided a few decades ago that they were going to teach all of their kids English and computer. There are many other countries with a similar standard of living and computer skill, but the English isn't there so they are worthless. They are 20 years behind in terms of all of the programming technology because they get badly translated versions of documentation and tech news.
>>110268103Everyone fucking hates the jeet-variant of English thoughThere are literal zero non-jeets who want to hear that shit
>>110266793If you speak good enough English to be understood by 20% of Americans, then you'll do just fine as an H1b
>>110268111Yeah, it's really bad. I'm constantly having to ask people to repeat themselves. Culturally, they make awful engineers. They talk in circles and avoid admitting what they don't know. They are inadvertently taught to do this in Indian primary school. They lack any and all creative and critical thinking skills. They're taught to repeat and repeat and memorize and repeat. They're basically educated in India to be stupid people. A first-generation immigrant who grew up in and went to school in the US will not have these problems at all. They can make perfectly fine engineers.
>>110268103They don't "make good h1bs". They're just an ethnic cartel that has attempted to capture every single visa. 75% isn't organic at all.
Like you'd think we'd learn these people love cartels. They already took over gas stations and hotels in a bizarrely aggressive way. You can find them in Wyoming and Alaska.
>>110268144Chinese and Southeast Asian engineers have the exact same engineering culture problems. But they also lack the English skills, so you don't really see them being imported as H1Bs.
>>110268157It's less like an organized cartel and more like a well-trodden pipeline. People who do well in school in India will go for an education specifically to do this exact thing. They will 10x their salary. Why wouldn't they?
>>110268182No, it's very organized. There are no major software companies in India. And yet they all went into software and their government deliberately organizes takeovers of American tech. This isn't organic at all. They're good at spotting the easy money and whoring it.Indians do not have good English skills, that's a hilarious take. This is a nation of scammers and predictably they found the easiest meta scam on a corporate grade level: tech. Stupid white boomers bought into it.
>>110268164Once a single jeet worms their way into management or hiring, it's fucking over. The jeets from that point on will only hire other jeets and take over like a viral infection
If you think that H1B workers are sloppy and stupid, you ought to see an outsourcing company in India. They are run like this from top to bottom. The absolute apathy in those companies. They come to work and take a shit right on the desk.
No one thinks this is weird at all?>China is the main cheap manufacturing giant>tons of relevant globally used manufacturers originating in China>India is the main cheap software giant>0 software companies of note originating in India, it's exclusively takeovers of American corposthe level of scam here will be studied. One slip of paper from Durgasoft University and it's time to fool some stupid roastie in HR that you can code. They won't care because you're doing it for 50% off.
>>110268191>no major software companies in IndiaThey have gigantic outsourcing companies. It's a huge industry. It's why the pipeline to H1B exists there.
>>110252411Is it me or is there no way I have a job 2-3 years from now? Because of AI
>>110268205>0 software companies of note originating in IndiaYou need to give a shit about what you are doing in order to build a competitive software company.
>>110268230Demand for Senior level engineers will increase unboundedly because someone needs to understand and own the code that is being generated. But Jr/mid level will have no path to becoming Senior level, because there won't be any work for them.
>>110268205Chinese companies do outsourced manufacturing, and then they copy the designs and processes from client work and overtake the product markets with cheaper alternatives. The Chinese AI models are the same shit. They copy the frontier models and then cost optimize them.
>>110268255see, I'm thinking understanding and ownership might even go in the trash can as AI progresses
>>110268211Outsourcing, not original IP. They send bodies.
>>110268282Yeah. How many people program in assembly now? Higher level abstractions have been the progression since the beginning
>>110268286>not original IPsee >>110268281The IP comes from the United States.
How many British or French software companies can you name? The Internet is basically made in California.
>>110268307Many companies people assume are american are actually not. Spotify, electrolux, volvo and h&m, for example, are Swedish. STM and hugging face are French. Wise, oxford nanopore, deepmind, isomorphic labs and ARM are british.
>>110268307There are actually a lot of OG software companies in Europe
>>110252422>So now that the AI bubble has officially poppedit hasn't, it was a correction. markets are already recovering.
>>110252422>MistralLol lmao even
>>110252422Holy shit it officially popped!!!
>>110268434The stock market won't crash until the labor market collapses, because everyone auto-buys SPY with their paychecks and holds it.
>>110268508Have you looked at unemployment and labor participation stats lately? You're in for a surprise.
>>110268230business team faggots are some of the greediest retards in the world. if they could feasibly replace you with ai and take your salary for themselves they would've done it by now. and they never gave a shit about the quality of the product either, so "it just needs to get better first" isn't a counterpoint.
>>110262617This. I don't understand why we're supposed to deify people for taking the welfare way out of poverty because they got Cs in high school and had nothing better going for them but signing up for indentured servitude for the state. Absolute welfare queens.
would you move to cali for a 50% salary bump?
>>110268829I did. Life is pretty good. Faggot.
>>110268829No, I have too many guns and hate traffic.
>>110268796They are objectively shitty people. I get that there is an environmental trauma component to it, but it doesn't change the fact that they are shitty.
Does anyone else's job have the problem of AI writing too many unit tests? This year, the number of tests in our main test suite exploded and our CI is starting to get clogged.
>>110268796You respect them because without those useful idiots, we’d have to implement some form of draft.
>>110268918We haven't had a real war in like 80 years. If we actually wanted to have good foreign policy we would be making development deals in exchange for natural resources like china does.
>>110268897Yes and this is a massive compounding problem>management encourages everyone to use AI>but doesn't want to pay top tier for the high end models like Astra or Opus>forced to use sonnet and sol>Also encouraged to write a load of unit tests>these retard models love to write flaky tests that rely on timeouts for async code>test times balloon>45 minutes to run CI after submitting a build >random tests break all the time and prevent any merges for days
>>110268944Everyone uses Opus where I work. I guess their tests are less flaky than yours but we're still having queues where we have to wait 20, 30, 40 minutes for everything to pass because everyone's agents have written so many tests.
>>110268942>We haven't had a real war in like 80 yearsAbsolute mong, a double digit IQ one for sure if I have ever seen one. Did you consider it possible that the reason why your country was not exploited and used as a cumrag has to do something with it having THE largest military in the world bossing OTHERS around? Take away private security of a billionaire and see for how many hours he will survive before a random guy gets the bright idea that robbing the retard is an easy way to retire at 20
>>110268977Nukes solved this problem 80 years ago. The only good argument for our foreign policy is enforcing the petrodollar and monopoly on the world reserve currency so we can print all we want and export the inflation essentially stealing wealth from the rest of the world. That said the vast majority of our wars including the current ones are actually antithetical to this goal. TLDR; we should be sucking the saudis and the rest of opecs dicks not israels. Instead we just make things more difficult for them all the time.
>>110265021>>110265030>Use low skill labor/women to drive wages down>Use women not having babies as an excuse to bring in even lesser skilled workers than you already have now>[YOU ARE HERE]>Wages continue to decline>Inflation doesn'tI mean when they removed pensions and replaced them with God forsaken 401K and started using corpo speak like "We're a team/family here", the writing was on the wall enough for people already but holy fuck are you people dense. What if, hear me out on this one. What if they're doing both at the same time? How do corpos miss out on that precious shekel grubbing? Stop and and use that big beautiful brain God gave you to exercise your capacity for critical thinking and ask yourself this simple question. Shit has gotten so bad that Bankers have turned basic human living rights into a subscription and your wages are so poor that having kids isn't a viable financial option for the current generation of Zoom zooms and you're actually still sitting here saying "Anon, you are your conspiracy theories". As a person old enough to watch this shit go down in real time even before they shipped out all the industrial work to ching chong land for momentary gain, holy shit you're dense.
>>110265030What would you consider to be a conspiracy?
>>110269165mkultra, tuskegee, shit like that
>>110268085Yeah they are probably all ex enlisted and then got degrees at wgu or something. I wouldn't hire those people either, at least not for engineering. Good technicians
>>110268111While true, I've had much more trouble understanding Koreans. Absolute trash English
>>110269241So only things that have officially have been declared to be conspiracies. That's just believing, not thinking.
>>110269281I remember sitting on a language exchange app using fake female profile and I was shocked how awkward were Japs and Koreans. Kindergarten tier English and they were flirting like Arabs or Indians, "helo let me sex you". There was a Japanese dude confessing on his 3rd message that he's a virgin without me even asking or talking about anything sexual. K-Pop and anime did some heavy lifting
>>110269307Retarded or merely pretending?No need to respond, that's rhetorical.
>>110269322Why are you talking about yourself?
>did you do anything for halloween?>no>have you gone to the beach here?>no>are you gonna see doomsday?>idk maybe>any plans for today?>no>you need to get yourself a baddie to spend the weekend with hahaNormgroids literally want to kill you for being neurodivergent
>>110269272>Good techniciansThey can work in customer support and read charts or whatever, but they should not do any engineering.
>>110269367>considering seeing capeshitYou should kys yourself honestly
>>110269367>using normie terminology to describe yourself
>>110269410Being a technician is not engineering, and if you think it is you are also a retard who I would not hire
>>110269433It is the customer support role at some companies, but it's a technician if you want to call it that.
Technican is such a weird word to have nowadays. In the mechanic world it means your a high level mechanic that can handle electronics, HVAC and transmissions/engine rebuilds. In IT it used to be a catch all term for someone working in the industry but i almost never hear it compared to terms like Admin/Engineer/Support or whatever bullshit they make up now.
>>110269610"support engineer" is the term that i hear in CALIFORNIA.
i refuse to waste my time applying to anything via workday ever again
got some crazy tiktoks on my fyp, next utwg is going to go so hard
>>110269610My title is telecommunications technician and I fly out to offshore Oil&Gas rigs installing servers and fiber optics and antennas and shit
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