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is leather jacket man finished?
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I'm finished with you. Go away, slave.
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No, but the spy probably is now that her cover is blown.
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>>110270311
Yes, he can't even afford leather jackets anymore
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>billionaire sleeps with a spy and is manipulated into... lobbying for his direct financial interest?
>the billionaire never would have done this otherwise
what a waste of a 6/10
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God giveth God takenth . God is fair
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He could sex with any 10/10 hot model
Why chose a random spy
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>>110270311
Well, his financial assets will get raped by his soon to be ex-wife. Jensen will have to hand over half of his billions to his ex-wife
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>>110270661
Billionaires have really strange taste in women and best example would be Jeff Bezos and his plastic Latina
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>>110270684
the only billionaire I've seen get with a woman that you'd expect a million dollars to buy is kanye west
at least for a time
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>>110270415
cursed image
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>>110270311
Is there even any proof?
>>110270515 is right
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>>110270311
i mean obviously something was off with him. any nerd who wears a leather jacket has skeletons in the clost (see also elon and curtis yarvin)
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>>110270311
many chinese spies, in his factory
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ByMrACzUCzk
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Where is my chinese spy gf
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>>110270924
doesn't Lisa Su rock a leather jacket too?
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>>110270661
I just have a thing for spies, they're my type. Vladimir Putin, if you're listening...
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spy pussy must feel so good.
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>>110270311
Has a wife so he's definitely getting divorce raped
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>>110270311
that chinese lady saved consumer demand for gpus. get fucked. I'm hopeful we can see gpus at 500 to 800 range. even if nvidia or amd drops prices ill still stick to bai ning bings products.
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>>110270311
she's buttfucking ugly, he destroyed 40 years of marriage, will lose half his shit and likely eventually be forced to step down as CEO over mediocre asian pussy, jesus christ
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>>110271447
This guy has never had (any) spy pussy, and it shows.
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>>110271418
Wish a sexy spy would seduce me and use sex to ensure ny cooperation
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>>110271478
Just be rich and successful anon, the foreign glowies will handle the rest.
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looool, fucking chinese secret service loves the honey pot trick, and it keeps working because these nerds think they are hot shit and all of a sudden a girl is into them.

i could never fall for a honeypot, i hate myself too much
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>>110271466
>This guy has never had (any) spy pussy, and it shows.
kek
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Poor woman, what a life, having to seduce the little leather jacket goblin of self destructng toys, for king and country I guess geg
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>>110271508
Every guy falls for it, especially the smart ones. That said, I'm not sure if Russia and China have a big pool of troons trained for the job, so you personally might be safe for a while. That cat boy is coming for you though.
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>>110271508
>i could never fall for a honeypot, i hate myself too much
All she has to do is grab your hand and your crotch while you're alone with her in an office and she wins
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>>110271439
>Implying she isn't the OG spy
>Implying he ever had control
This is all part of the plan.
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I will now buy your Chinese manufactured Geforce GPUs.
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Dear Xi,
It have access to sensitive gov secret. Please dont send hot hapa chinese spy, i won:t say a word
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>>110271605
I realize you're shitposting but that would have been some dedication from Lori to start grooming him during his undergrad.
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>>110271659
Played him like a fiddle.
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>>110271659
>OSU mentioned
cool
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>>110270661
The spy is a professional seductress. She made him feel it like was a real mutual attraction.
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wait qrd? did he seriously get caught cheating on his wife?
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>>110270661
yeah models love retarded chinks with micropenises
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>>110271659
jesus christ that story is embarrassing, why would you make that public knowledge
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>>110271784
>do you want to see my homework?
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>>110270347
U.S. intelligence is smart enough to know she is a spy. In fact that meeting was probably filled with CIA agents. They just need headlines and to cause an unnecessary scandal to push their political agenda.
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>>110270684
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>sends elite 11/10 whores to steal jewish secrets and make cheap PC components for you
have you thanked Chairman Xi yet?
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>>110271545
They are hot shit though. Billionaires could attempt to get prime teenage pussy only, no grannies, and they would still succeed.
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>>110271659
didn't realize his wife was a pedophile, no wonder he cheated
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>>110271768
I can smell the seethe from you kek
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>>110271991
What was billionaires' use case for Epstein then?
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>>110271793
>>110271659
W RIZZ.
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>>110271439
She definitely pegs him.
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>>110270311
I love China so much.
Jweng is a gold digger and a neo-con now who wants to police the world with his gpus, f uck him.
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>>110270311
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>>110272300
Only based China and Russia can save the world
Western govts only want to rape enslave and impoverish their own populations
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>>110272296
This is the weird part. The spy wasn't this Michelle Yeoh in her prime looking super model. She's some average looking Chinese girl and that was enough to seduce CEO of the most valuable company on Earth.
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>>110272349
think about it. Hot whores don't have to have good social skills. They just show up and open their legs. You need some whore who has very good manipulation skills to make her stand out, she needs to be able to carry a conversation with someone very intelligent, and also needs very good opsec (you'd be an idiot to think Huang doesn't have a vast security team that profiles everyone around him) . The pool of candidates drastically shrinks when you add all those requirements.
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women in china literally have paid courses on how to break up millionaire's and billionaire's marriages
it works too
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>>110272372
>anti-scumbag Aquaman
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>>110272349
He has to believe she really likes him, and even he couldn't convince himself that a 19 year old bimbo would be in it for anything other than the money.
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>>110271659
>do you want to see my homework?
lmao
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>>110270311
Nah, he pretty much setup a diamond parachute at the beginning of the ML mania and is the main fail guy for Nvidia.
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>>110272382
In China Aquaman is slang for "Flashy but not much actually going for him".
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>>110272349
It is not weird at all and is also intentional. Who would suspect a run-of-mill "personal assistant" of being a deep mole?
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>>110272469
Heh
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>>110272372
>green tea slag girl training
NANI???
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>>110272497
It's for infiltrating into bong rings. An exotic (green tea) slag is just enough of a mix of foreign and familiar to not cause suspicion.
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Do you retards just believe any random bullshit that you see on Twitter?
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>>110272372
>it works too
If it works, there wouldn't be a bootcamp/paid course industry for it. It doesn't work, that's why the courses themselves are the money maker. It's as old and classic as course scams go, but you retarded monkeys just believe anything is real and genuine because the screenshot is in Chinese.
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>>110270684
Elon musk's wives were hot
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Good thing China doesn't have longhaired femboys to trick us.
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>>110271659
Holy based
wagmi young nerd lads
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>>110272539
this
if schools worked we wouldn't have them
education is a scam
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>>110271439
Cook the rice, pay the price
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>>110270311
How can lead the company now that everyone knows he a sucker and a chump?
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>>110273480
his daughter is rumored to be the next ceo
why doesn't she look asian at all
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>>110273480
if you're an investor you can't ignore the fact that the company stock went up a gorillion % during his tenure. It would take a much bigger fuckup for him to be ousted
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>>110272300
I believe in socialism with Chinese characteristics

Thank you based president Xi
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>>110273056
>Good thing China doesn't have longhaired femboys to trick us.
BRO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu
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>>110270311
And I thought he was betraying his country and corporation with some Ada Wong tier woman, lol.

Imagine going to prison for a 3/10, lol.
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>>110270311
https://isaiprofitable.com/

100% BS story, the powers that be have realized that Nvidia is the only company that has figured out making actual money using AI, and forever has been. He owns a significant chunk for AI labs as well.

>>110271545
Even better, East Slavs have actual Terry Davis-level computer wizards who are actually hot, and actually women. I have met some, it's crazy. This applies to other STEM fields as well.
I would even go further, and claim that 90% of women alive today who fit this description are from some ex-soviet country.
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>>110270311
I love how pro active China is. Really admirable stuff.
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>>110274278
that site looks dishonest kinda imho
openai, anthropic seem fine, which are what most regular people use
it's fagman type companies blowing huge sums on 'ai' because the execs decree it after they saw ai during a uhh ayahuasca drug trip
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>>110270311
Sounds like a fake news that spread by China
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>>110274374
OpenAI & Anthropic rent their compute from FAGMAN (and Elon)
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>>110275011
I was commenting based on the red and green lines. Anthropic is like -33 +22 compared to amazons -370 +26
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>>110271973
>Mister western NEET, time and time again I tirelessly work for your benefit, I only expect one thing in return, do nothing like Uncle Xi.
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>>110270903
>the only billionaire I've seen get with a woman that you'd expect a million dollars to buy is kanye west
Kanye is weird in the sense that after Kim his gfs are all copies of her. He's still thinking about her, he could never leave her behind. Completely obsessed.
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>>110270311
>mfw no chinese spy gf
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>chinese man passes information to chinese woman who passes information to china
zzzZZZzzzZZZ
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>https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/statement-from-nvidia-board-of-directors
oh no no no
jensenbros
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>>110270311
quant funds need to add CEO's testosterone level as a model factor
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>>110270311
I don't get this thread
Is the implication here that Jensen didn't know what he was doing, that it wasn't intentional or deliberate?

Come on. You're smarter than that.
As I've been saying for about two years now, the only thing that will change jensen's behavior is if someone kills his son and daughter.
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>>110270311
Sex with a Chinese sleeper agent that is only there to steal your closest secrets and ruin your career forever, possibly resulting in decades of prison time, is the best sex possible.

Everyone who knows anything knows that.
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>>110270311
I felt sorry for the guy who bought his leather jacket. Devaluation to nothing.
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>>110270661
As if he chose. He only thought he was choosing.
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>>110272372
you bet it does
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>>110271768
models love cocaine and money
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>>110278411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gaYyNk7QA

>5 years later, still timely
>15 uears later, still timely
>25 years later, will still be timely
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>>110272372
I know a guy with a "longtime" Chinese gf, and get some odd vibes about her. He has a good job, and she's been in college for more than 10 years just jumping around to every profession, still not married/no kids.
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>>110270528
God of the Israelites*
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>>110272120
uh oh dinky chinky got triggered
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>>110272349
tf are you talking about nigger yeoh has always been dog ugly
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>>110278398
tell me about all these models you know anon
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>>110278411
based
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>>110271953
its simple, billionaires need someone who is down to hang out with epstein and keep their mouth shut and the chances of that person also being hot are astronomically low
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>>110270311
anyhow have high resolution image of this chink spy cockgobler?
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>>110270311
Yup. He's going to be beaten and water-boarded in gitmo for the rest of his life for treason.
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>>110280560
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>>110271973
based
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>>110275044
>Anthropic is like -33 +22
Isn't that fucking terrible when you need to be green to survive?
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>>110270311
What intelligence?
The nigger was the CEO, not an engineer.

The only thing China would know is how much in debt NVIDIA is trying to single-handedly bankroll the US tech AI bubble.
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Did he at least get a blowjob and a feetjob at luxury hotel?
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>>110278411
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Why would China spy on a Chinaman?
He was 100% leaking intel to Peking for years already, the supposed "spy" was just a side-chick he got caught motorboating.
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>>110272372
>let a man invest in you
is that code for bimbofication?
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>>110278485
10 years in a college would give her bodycount rivaling Hitler
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>>110281073
fucking lol
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>>110270661
>why don't busy ceos chase women instead of falling for professional seductresses?

hmmm
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>>110271447
His wife looks like a jewish grandma, get real, kid. Pussy still young enough to get wet beats granny pussy any day of the week. Jensen's mistake was not simply admitting it with a "Yeah? You mad, bro?"
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>>110273457
kek
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>>110270311
He'll be replaced by a Jew in the following months but will remain """Chairman Emeritus"""
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>>110270311
He will swap to Hawaiian shirts instead of the leather jacket
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>>110271439
A wife and no prenup lol
He's finished
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>>110271953
If I were rich, I would Korean Drama a middle class woman
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SO BUY NVIDIA NOW????
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Going to dinners with XI is less problematic than sexing a chinese girl?
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>>110270903
Not at all, it's the most plastic looking women you've ever seen. The only one who picks girls like I would if I was a billionaire is Elon. He even had Amber Heard do a high quality Mercy cosplay for him in the bedroom ffs.
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>>110271439
she's wearing the least flattering frames possible...
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>>110279861
>woah anon that's a PRETTY BIG stretch to assume that a bunch of women who MUST remain skinny would abuse stimulants and amphetamines to stay that way
>and MONEY? anon they're just modeling for the love of it, they don't even think about money
what are you trying to argue here?
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>>110282640
She relaxed and thought her billionaire nerd hubby would never ever swap her for fresh meat
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when did /g/ become a forum to discuss gossip mag tier nonsense?
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>>110282728
We (yes, WE) all would trade places with Huang if we could. A rich tech CEO with actual STEM knowledge AND banging foreign spies 20 years his junior? You are a hypocrite if you wouldn't sign the fuck up
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>>110282746
nah, he's too rich and too exposed to the powers that be aka jews
i'd rather be some no-name midlife sde with a net worth of $10-30mil than be jensen huang
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>>110282746
Sounds like a terrible time to be Jensen actually. Hard pass.
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>>110282720
I'm sure she is an unbearable shithead to be around. rude, demanding, complaining, disrespectful, useless.
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>>110282728
>you can't talk about it!
>because I say so
t. snailcat
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>>110270311
>be one of the big time VIPs, rich as fuck to boot
>the honeypot is some midlet
the fuck do you gotta do to get the prime stuff?
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>>110270311
how is this not a bullshit story? If she actually was a spy they wouldn't leak this info to the press. They would arrest her.
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>>110283106
Do you think she actually trained to be a spy, or is just a chinese government informer, which basically is all chinese people?
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>>110271953
that's how you know she loves hm and not his money or something así
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>>110270311
so what did she leak? what does this mean? cheap chinese GPU flood the market at the same quality as Nvidia.
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>>110270661
Billionaires taste in women is "oh God please just talk to me." They largely are losers with zero hobbies outside working, so it's easy for a spy just to spout out random facts about their job to get them horny. This is why if you become rich and famous to get some autistic hobby that will require any country to spend millions to training. I recommend being really into watches or trains
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>>110281281
I guess I just don't find asian women attractive
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Based Jensen living like James Bond.
Blowing through some hot spy pussy.
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>>110272300
I believe in socialism with Chinese characteristics
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>>110283208
>which basically is all chinese people?
What, every chink has a line to the government? And the government just trusts them?
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>>110270661
Men will literally fuck anything

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu
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>>110283231
She leaked good on his RAM til it exploded
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>>110272372
do they really need this? just show them your pussy and they fold easy, jensen a horny retard, he was not hard to take down at all lmao
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zoomers were taught nothing in school, except arrogance, look at this retard:

>>110283296
>What, every chink has a line to the government?

>>110283296
>And the government just trusts them?

Should I answer him, or tell him to ask an llm?
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>>110272300
I believe in socialism with Chinese characteristics
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>>110272300
I will gladly accept the market price pressure from Chinese chips. I won't touch that shit personally with a ten feet pole.
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>>110272300
I believe in socialism with Chinese characteristics.
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>>110280560
she's not ugly at all but old.
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>>110284003
Mommy! I'd tell her everything!
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>>110284003
Women never talk to me, so I can scarcely pretend to have standards.
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>>110284003
Volcel if you wouldn't leak state secrets for her
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>>110283337
they're trying to get married to millionaires and billionaires, not get pumped and dumped
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massive izzat loss
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>>110283299
I zozzled
seriously though how could he not know he was a man after 20 years of doing it
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>>110284820
Probably never went down on him/her. Thats you should always eat pussy to check out if her holes are real.
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>>110270311

Jensen is unironically going to prison
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>>110284003
She's 34 and looks mid 40s
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>>110284820
>>110284851
>Boursicot was born in 1944. He attended boarding schools as a youth, where he engaged in multiple homosexual affairs with other students
Yeah ok dude just didnt know opsie.
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>>110284869
Lol, didnt know the frog was a faggot.
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>>110272497
the standard translation is "green tea bitch." it's an archetype in chinese media. it's the kind of girl that presents herself as pure (like green tea) and vulnerable while being ultra scheming. they make for very entertaining characters
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>>110284868
>She's 34
Is this bait? I though she's like 50+ but kept herself good.
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>>110272300
I believe in socialism with Chinese characteristics.
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>>110270311
What's Chong Cruise been up to? What did I miss?
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>>110272372
>tfw an obedience trained green tea slag will never let you invest in her
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>>110282611
I see what you did there
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>>110282611
based
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>>110278393
At least this one understands that slow, controlled movements are way hotter than these twitchy dances TicToc morons do. Well trained spy.
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>>110283225
And they're usually people they had met before they became rich.
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>>110284003
What is with her build? Weird shoulders.
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>>110284868
43 now actually



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