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What the fuck is it with tech bros getting honeypotted all the time by sideways kitty?!?!?!
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>>110271819
ask me how I know you've never had asian poon
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>>110271819
who cares, you think he didn't know he was getting premium honey pussy? pretty sure he is smart enough to know, and still enjoys it

If i was a diplomat i would use that to my advantage, imagine how much russian premium pussy you would be getting, and chinese would be at the top of the list
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>>110271845
you are the type of dude to ruin your candidate's election
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>>110271845
>Premium honey pussy
We're talking about a Chinese granny/auntie, not a prime woman in her 20s. Get your yellow fever tainted glasses off anon.
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>>110271819
She probably just complimented his jacket. He was unable to summon a response other than give her whatever she wants. Fucking simps.
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hairy asian pussy
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>>110271819
you fuckers have no idea how bad it really is going to get. You're going to have dems being accused of racism and shit
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>>110272081
based vague poster knowing things we can't even imagine
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>>110271819
1st/left image is AI generated on Reddit.. wtf has this board become.
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>>110271819
wow so he had an affair for 30 years? crazy.
otherwise you cant explain the difference
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>>110271819
>low testosterone chud beta gets honeypotted
Many such cases!

>all the time by sideways kitty?!
all the spy agencies do shit like that. these billionaire retards consistently show how they have the worst personal security imaginable and nobody is doing any proper background checks of anyone coming close to this guy.
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>>110272064
Nice
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>>110271819
info on her background is hilarious
1st info they can dig up on her at all is she was a broadcaster for chinese state media
then she disappears
then she's working for HSBC as an investment banker then transfers to working for a Chinese securities firm
then she disappears
then she's working in the AI and Semiconductor industry in Singapore
Jensen gets wind of her when Megaspeed puts in a $2 Billion USD purchase order
They meet and evidently hit it off

A few weeks ago Jensen said he doesn't even remember where he lives or what street his house is on
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>>110271819
have sex with a woman and you'll understand. good sex is the best thing after good drugs. it's even better than money.
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>>110271819
Isn't there some kind of operation called "Chinese Pussy"? Like, is that why so many big tech guys have hot Asian wives who just happen to be the perfect wife material? Because those Asian women are literally spies?
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>>110273966
>Because those Asian women are literally spies?
Yes but wrong read. The real reason is
Because non-asian women are literally demons.
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been seeing news stories for years that the tech sector in america is crawling with chink honeypots. like it is an actual common thing that gets reported on.
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>>110273984
they know all the people with access to the weights are sexless losers who want yellow pussy. this is not difficult to fathom.
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wasn't he married to amd's ceo?
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>>110271819
And why is it always a 2-5 Asian?
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>>110271819
>be one of the richest men in the world, literally 0,01%
>still can't lay pussy that is not sent to you on purpose by literal spies
Many such cases. Sad!
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>>110274063
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>>110274148
random roastie is dumb af, spy pussy is prime quality, else they woulnd't recruit them lmao
you can't possibly think shill pusseh is just some random femoid
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>>110271819
Most white women don't age well. Also she most likely gave the dead bedroom treatment.
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I would REJECT the hot chinese spy.
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>>110273888
If this video is not a fake, he got MOGGED!
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she is so freaking bogged/old
actually disappointed at huang's taste
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>>110273975
Americanized Asian women are no different from the Western demons you're referring to. Chinese mainlanders are special though.
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>>110271819
>tech bros
they're called tech 'mos (short for homosexuals.)
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>>110274063
No dude, AMD's CEO is his niece.
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>>110274178
>random roastie whore who aged like fine wine
>shill pusseh

All whores are the same. A random whore is no different.
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>>110271819
fbi director under trump
israeli honeypot
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>>110274862
Right? It's like taking a sip from expired milk
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>>110274951
What do you mean FBI director? Are you aware that the president of the US himself is married to the actual honeypot, Melania, the girl imported to the US from Slovenia by none other than Epstein, the New York financie and the chief Mossad pimp in the Western hemisphere?
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>>110274973
This is all true.
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>>110274198
Women drastically lose their sexual drive as they age. Dead bedroom is part and parcel of marriage life.
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>>110274198
white...?
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>>110275180
Makes sense from a purely evolutionary perspective. Really deserves a better solution than what's out there now.
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>>110271819
The US government used to provide whores to the scientists at the Savannah River Site during the Cold War because they knew the Soviets would use female spies in the US to get into romances with nerds working on nuclear weapons. Can't do that type of thing now. Leather Jacket Man isn't a government scientist but a man of his position should be able to have a harem of whores and for it to be both legal and socially acceptable.
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>>110275535
>your old hoe is worn out, full of holes and emotional baggage
>you buy a new one
What better solution do you even want? Nature already provided you everything. Huang was following the culprit there
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>>110274198
early life status?
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Zucc victory.
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>Nvidia launches investigation into CEO Jensen Huang over foreign intelligence concerns
Crazy how this fag lives in the part of the country with no shortage of Asian pussy and still fell for the Chinese spy
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>>110276317
Most likely the guy is a beta like most tech bros, so this was the first moderately attractive woman to make the first move in a decade
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>>110274760
It's a moggy mog world out there
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>>110276335
lol
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>>110276317
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>110271819
>nihao~
>*gives secrets*
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why can't (((they))) let a man cheat in peace?
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>>110276674
That was her 2 decades ago
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>>110276674
Yo ccp i have state secrets where is my hot chinese spy gf
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>>110271819
Thank god our guy, Sam Altman, is gay. Chinese spies have no power over him.
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>>110277032
Altman's sister says he had sex with her and he is currently involved in an incest lawsuit
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>>110271819
Based Chinese salary man getting that tight chinese pussy. Gotta spread your seed where diligence is due.
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>>110276674
she cute
I'd let her in on some insider info
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>>110277043
>woman claims
as I was saying, he's immune
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>>110277043
Thank god he's gay so that's impossebru
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AI can fix it. Tell your wife to generate an alternative reality where gets the BBC instead of the chinese noodle.

Settling down with a 10/10 chinese woman is what he should've done from the get go, but here we are. That's life.

I expect at minimum 3 apologies, one should be fully naked on the kitchen table holding a new GPU crying like a bitch to buy it.

Second apology should be more upfront to the public.

Third apology, the ultimate apology, the affair woman meets the woman you married and they fight. Simple as. The one who wins, get to enjoy that salty 4inch fried, seasoned, well fermented noodle of his.

You know how it goes in the tech industry, once an affair enjoyer. Always an affair enjoyer.

Based fucking chink Huang pulling his cock out for the Jade chinese girls.

First the Altman faggot buying literally kids from surrgate mothers, now this fucking chinkoid having affairds and wanting trillions in advance.
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>>110273966
>>110273984
Return to tradition and give the Courtiers state-assigned concubines so they don't get tempted..
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>>110274198
Jensen Huang is ugly as fuck with a giant nose. They look perfect for each other.
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>>110277435
>The one who wins, get to enjoy that salty 4inch fried
sorry but that's delusional what the most realistic thing to happen is that they will become friends and team up to peg huang live on camera.
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>>110277462
Only one of them is a self-made billionaire, moron. A man's worth is judged by his wealth, while a woman's by her appearance
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>>110274906
Okay and?
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>>110277490
I have better way ideas at hand for that chinese fucker.

Like he said himself "do you have any Ambition? In this AI revolution you need Ambition. Does your country have the Ambition to use AI and buy my fucking hardware in the billions???? All you need is Ambition or shit like your children don't need to learn math, AI will do it for them".

Fuck him and the whores he fucks. If it were up to me he'd be facing the fucking chinese wall in a row with other CEOs. He doesn't get to decide the flow on technology with his utter trash hardware, neither does he gets to decide what is scarce and what is not. Those pieces of corporate shit need to be cleansed once and for all with holy waters.
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>>110276802
to be fair he has been for like 2 years but once they figured out oh shit she's a fucking spy they had to shut it down i'm afraid
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TO EVERY CCCP OFFICIAL READING THIS POST
I'M WILLING TO GIVE OUT ALL MY SECRETS IN EXCHANGE FOR A HOT CHINESE GF
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WHERES MY HOT CHINESE SPY GIRLFRIEND XI?

https://files.catbox.moe/bob9jw.mp4

My incelism is RUINING me!!! I require a QT at LEAST of the standards in video above. Thank you XI, please get back to me at your nearest convience. Just send her over in one of those container crates like you do the knock off 4 wheelers and fake clothing!
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>>110271819
i just realised he looks like a chinese version of my ex's dad.
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>>110277704
you're going to expose how jews run the west right?
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>>110271819
how did he not know she's a spy? he thought she wanted chips to hang them on her wall?
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>>110277754
It's hard when you're that rich and powerful you can't screw any whore that will run to the media immediately but at the same time at that level the bitch that can actually keep a secret is most likely going to be a spy and well that's 90% more if she's chinese
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>>110277754
>omg ruan :OOOO you so smart wow these chips are for compyuta??? can I have one wow you are so talented :-*
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nothing worthwhile spying on since Nvidia chips are dog shit
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>>110277790
>Did I tell you that I love smart men long time, tell me more about this new XT-403 prototype for government use only
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>>110273888
>A few weeks ago Jensen said he doesn't even remember where he lives or what street his house is on
What?
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>>110277985
can we please get off of this ride now
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its just signaling that nvidia wont get bailed out(because the us government is broke)
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>>110277043

If you're against child rape, you're an antisemitic nazi bigot piece of shit that wants to gas 6 million jews and indian hindpoos.
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>>110271819
Have you seen his wife?
You too would crave a change.
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>>110278317
That woman was there with him before he made his billions. She gave him kids. The leather jacket was her and his daughter's idea.

When you're just starting out, nobody roots harder for you than your parents and your wife. Dude probably wishes he'd remembered that and just jerked off instead.
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>>110271819
They are nerds no matter how rich they are, they never enjoyed pussy in prime time, so either they are like that or gays like tim cook
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I can see a chinese salary man exchanging intel for fresh lusting china pussy. Traveling around and shit sometimes you gotta unload if you know what I mean.
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his daughter is hotter
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>>110277985
>Sometimes I even forget who my wife is, right honey? Oh not you? Haha
What did he mean by this?
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>>110278122
do you not know how ultra people function? fucking trump doesn't even know the word grocery. lol
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>>110271819
I'm disappointed that he got swindled by a woman who looks like that. You'd think she'd have to be extremely attractive to sway him.
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>>110274951
>fbi director under trump
Are you saying Kash Patel was a honeypot for Trump?
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>>110279060

Kashyap Brapmodi Patel just legalized bestiality for prospective FBI agents so his fellow Indian Hindus could do to America what they've done to Microsoft.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/15/fbis-kash-patel-defends-hiring-policy-change-on-bestiality-prostitution
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>>110271819
What a traitor to the US who took him in and made him someone. I think he should be deposed and Dario Amodei’s wife be made CEO of Nvidia. Who’s with me?
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>>110278936
If anything it's likely because she'd mid that he let his guard down. Even the dumbest of CEOs know any 10/10 going after him is a spy or gold digger
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>>110271819
A lot of american women are masculine
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>>110273888
>>110271819
>>110276674
HAG LOVE
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>>110271819
what'd happen to nvidia if they sent Jensen Huang to jail ?
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>>110271819
They are as horny as they are corrupt and retarded.
The left is right about them.
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>>110271819
If you were a man with a cock and balls between your legs and billions of dollars in your wallet then you would too.
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>>110277985
what is the podcast idiot thinking when he is speaking to another idiot? is he seeing huang as a lucky fraud? or still thinking he is some business genius?
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>>110280490
well he specifically calls out some of the stupid shit jensen said later in his interview with gates
https://youtu.be/A_156w0aYtU?t=981
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>>110271819
they're all fucking retards. all the salesmen always are.
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>>110279318
I for one welcome our Zionist overlords #Dario2028
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>>110271819
>Married to a white girl
>Wants to fuck his own race
Okay bro.
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Will he be alright?
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>>110271819
>What the fuck is it with tech bros getting honeypotted
pretty women touches you and rubs you with titty, it's that simple
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>>110280524
does he ask gates why he collaborated with epstein to drug his wife to hide evidence of his russian hooker addiction?
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>China giving out government supplied wives
Communists won.
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>>110271819
manufactured success, only the most malleable and amoral are allowed to succeed
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>>110281497
literally me except I'm a lardass
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>>110281497
>chink qt laughs at your autism
I want to say he'll be fine, but she'll probably call him cute and make autism-proof advancements. God protect him.
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>>110271819
You would fuck a chink clone of Anri you lying fucks
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This happens at every level. A friend of mine was an intelligence analyst in the army and was dating this 10/10 Chinese girl for a bit, and he only twigged that it was a honeypot when they were in an Uber with an Indian driver and the Chinese girl was arguing with the driver about who had the better integrated air defence system and turned to my bro and asked if our systems had the same capabilities
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>>110274973
Given how unsatisfied she is with Trump, I can believe this to be true.
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>>110272081
broken bot
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>>110273888
i thought the reporter was the woman whom jacket was banging but its a gook reporter
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>>110277462
They were indeed a perfect match

>Jensen and Lori first met in the early 1980s at Oregon State University, where both were studying electrical engineering.
>Lori, born Lori Mills, was among the few women in a programme dominated by men. According to accounts shared by Jensen, he approached her when he was 17 and asked her to become his laboratory partner.
>He reportedly made her an unusual offer. if they studied together every Sunday, she would get straight A grades.
>Their study sessions eventually developed into a relationship. The couple married in 1985, after completing their studies. Huang has often described meeting Lori as one of the most important moments of his life.

It's as close to "teenage love found from a common autistic interest" as possible. She remained faithful for over 40 years. And remember Jensen was an ugly autistic chink engineer among many others back then. And until AI boomed, Nvidia was seen as a neckbeard brand selling GPUs for PC chuds.
It's not as if she found him after he founded Nvidia and became a billionaire. In fact she earned more than him when they were wagies.
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>>110277985
based retard
it's so fucking over
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>>110281559
>>110281497
He will be alright!
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>>110281924
Seriously, dude's face looked like Mario with that giant nose. What a clown.
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>>110278932
some people don't even know dumb has a b in it
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>>110271845
lmao, easiest mark of that agencies life in operations. A fish that jumps on your boat typeshit.
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>>110279060
have you SEEN that man's ass?
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>>110279060
ugly ass cat
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is she untouchable?
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>>110271819
if it looks like a bear, it fits
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>>110282074
You're not supposed to fuck cats anyways.
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Don't forget the Chinese female spies will have received training on how to please a man in bed, they must be mind-blowing. They probably already knew his likes and fetishes already from compromising his phone.
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>>110279060
patel's wife is the most obvious israeli honeypot
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>>110281945
wtf? he has a BBC?
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>>110282383
Eyes up, chief.
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>>110282361
Damn, I hope the CCP sends me their best 135cm, 28kg, twin tails and jiraikei nopan spy when i make it.
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>>110282361
Lucky enough to be born not lucky enough to be born a ccp blowjob quality assurance officer. Why even live?
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>>110281952
let me guess, dumdum people?
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How does one leak data by railing a walking onahoe anyway?

"Oohhh Jensen sama, only seing technical document number A127727ZDR could get me off, please"
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>>110282606
Wasn't she allegedly the owner of a company that Jensen sold shit to as well? He probably fucked her as part of negotiations.
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>>110282606
Being in the proximity of the person means you're in the proximity of all the data that the person interacts with. It's not rocket surgery.
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>>110282151
Shell get got too. They'll just send a male model.
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>>110282361
irl bene gesserit imprinter witch type shit
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do you think jensen inserts his gpu onto her motherboard through the pcie slot?
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>>110273966
Nah, most likely because Asians are the only people who still raise upper middle/high class girls to become proper ladies
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>>110271819
I hope his wife takes half of nvidia and starts a competitor out of spite.
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>>110277752
China is already in the know. They literally teach that at universities
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>>110285636
>half of nvidia
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>>110271819
she's probably smart as fuck and fucks like crazy.
like that one woman that esptein was "coaching" about how to get what she wants through sex
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after a few beers nobody saying no
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>>110271819
Because deep down, Jensen will always be an awkward nerdy asian chud always wanting the hot la mei yearning for her attention that he would've never scored as a teen. No money or power will ever change that. So when the opportunity presents itself when a hot chinese woman comes on to them, he folds like a piece of paper
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>>110285683
she's basically the equivalent of a cia agent
beauty as a weapon
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>>110285691
Why do you think that he's a chud? So gratuitous
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>>110285736
zoomers these days use "chud" as synonym for loser (current dominant meaning), not just right-wing loser (the original meaning).
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>>110285736
"Nerds" from the 50s-2000s would've been the equivalent to chuds now before "nerd" became synonymous with mainstream culture in the early 2010s and changed it to meaning you just like capeslop.
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>>110285836
Nerd used to mean someone who's very into academics
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>>110285825
>>110285836
nta but first time I've heard this.
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>>110285929
Yes and it still does by the technical definition. But it was used as a derogatory term to mean someone who had niche interest, was a basement dweller, and were social outcasts. Literally what zoomers call a chud nowadays
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>>110286004
>But it was used as a derogatory term to mean someone who had niche interest, was a basement dweller, and were social outcasts.
That was freak/dweeb
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>>110286053
>nerd
>geek
>dweeb
>freak
>dork

They were all used synonymously for the same archetype
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>>110286094
>nerd
Obsessed with academics
>geek
Likes tech gadgets
>dweeb
Antisocial
>freak
poor social skills with a strong interest in something
>dork
Poor social skills
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>>110286128
I pass all of these except nerd. What do I win?



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