Having an affair with one thing but having one with a literal chinese government spy that got your attention by buying billions of dollars worth of GPUs from a company that didn't even exist a year before they made the order?Were no questions asked? How could this happen? They were so public too, spotted in parties, at dinners, hopping into the same cars. What was he thinking?
i mean imagine being literally a billionaire and this is your wife
>>110276584very looksmatched couple
the secret must be the asian side pussy
>>110276571>They were so public too, spotted in parties, at dinners, hopping into the same cars. What was he thinking?thats the normal partwhat strikes me is that his sidepiece is insanely mid.entry level, evenim disappointed as fuck in mr leather jacketwhich he isnt even wearing in ops vidrel.doubly disappointed.
>>110276603Damn old lady looks like she's 90.I'd too fall for the enemy too if I had to share the bed with her every single day.
how many threads do we need of this
>>110276571I have yet to understand why this is even bad. Forget the spy part, that's just glowie horseshit. None of the Chinese AI companies are building or even using big data centers full of Nvidia chips, they're very obviously compute constrained.But why can't a 63 year old guy who's been married for 40 years, who's become a billionaire by actually making things and not being a parasitic hedge fund manager, made perhaps the most important company in the world for the last decade, have some fucking pussy before his dick falls off?Like "oh noes, he cheated on his elderly wife, the sanctity of marriage is destroyed!1!" Am I supposed to take this sanctimony seriously? He did everything right, he provided technology for the world and made millions rich and I have to pretend he's destroyed everything by having a girlfriend after all that???The CIA and Narco Rubio can fuck right off. The only mistake Jensen made was not having 10 other affairs.
>>110276584Damn. What's even the point?
>>110276616
>>110276571whats the big deal? look at bezoosfeel like a psyop desu
So, it happened AGAIN.
>>110276695You’re absolutely right.
>>110276695>Forget the spy part>t. Agent Wang with help from DeepSeek
>>110276571why dont these retard omegabillionaires find cute looking women to cheat with? or even wife
>>110276616This is some random Saudi side piece. Why do Billionaires always go for the average to ugly ones? I mean hell, look at what Bezos is currently involved with.
>>110276726Yeah this is due to roiding and goon pmvs
But they just said they investigated it and DEBOONKED IT WHAT HAPPEN
I mean the dude was always a fucking retard and ever since NVIDIA grew to such insane value he behaved like fish out of water.He just happened to get lucky by owning a shovel company years before the gold rush happened.
>>110276726Bezos bitch looks even worse and he married it, gave up billions for it, fucking insanity
>>110276769>we investigated ourselves and found no issues
>>110276571use case for chinese spy?
Jensen should've had state handlers who insulated him from the CCP honeypots ever since AI became the entirety of the economy. This is entirely the US Government's fault.
>>110276755go fucking figuremaybe they do eat babies and the discriminating factor is to be 100% soul-freei got way better looking girls when being flat broke than these mf'ers get while wiping with bejamins
>>110276571Why did he let her kiss him and in public no less? This guy is even dumber than other CEOs for the affair to be exposed so quickly.
>>110276808>new professions: professional cockblocker, NTR masterSign me in.
>>110276808well i assume when he told the US Gov he's slamming down some asian pussy the president just said "awesome"
>>110276571Damn China even distilled Jensen
>>110276776Once you reach a certain wealth, conventionally beautiful women become boring.
>>110276755because that bitch has nothing going on in her head whereas jensen's side piece was probably trained to resonate with his every ideal and say absolutely everything he wants to hear. saudibrowns are 60 iq monkeys who are content with using even dumber whores as human toilets, they are lower lifeforms that only need to shit and cum and often do so at the same time. jensen is a high iq yellow man who requires cerebral stimulation. you won't get that from a human fleshlight
>>110276603kek every time
The important question is if Jensen Huang listens to Coldplay?
>>110276978So... he's sorry? That's all? Case closed
>>110276978Did AI wright his apology for him?
>>110277014*to 2000-2003 Coldplay
>>110276978Now his wife knows he's willing to trade her for any piece of young meat. It's over, that divorce is gonna make him a hobo.
>>110277038According to AI detector this part is AI:Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.
>>110276571Why are billionaires like this? Does money and power corrupt them?
It's not his fault. I dare any of you not to fall for a chinese trained spy that has been assigned directly to you
>>110277066Makes sense. He could not stomach to wright the part where he admits being wrong and taking responsibility.
>>110277066>doesn't actually love themGotta feel bad for his family.
>>110276978I was unfaithful to my wife and I am proud to be an American in the same apology memo kek, clintonesque
>>110277091cheongsam is china's biggest contribution to humanity
>>110277091Asians are gross. I am immune to Chinese spies.
so....do you get to keep the spy afterwards?
>>110277091there must be thousands of chinses sex spies out there
>>110277061>young meat.*Huang meat
Watch his answer to this question and tell me that this guy doesn't sound suspicious as hell.https://youtu.be/fr1IQspixmM?t=4155
Flops are literally flops they will never recover
>>110277150Dude I could rent that for three fifty....for a month.
>>110276726
>>110277150I would.
>>110276978Why do we recently have so many humiliation rituals regarding coming out with your cheating? I remember when Dr. Disrespect was ridiculed for it.
>>110277091What if I'm not attracted to asians?
>>110277114you are gay>>110277281you are gay
>>110277272>recentlyNothing new, presidents, athletes and famous actors have been shunned for their infidelity.Tiger Woods literally had to end his career earlier because of it.
>>110276755I don't understand bimbo enjoyers at all
>>110277091I'm immune to this if I just jack off the night before. Women are nothing to me
>>110277272Puncturing the aura of invincibility that a persona is portraying is extremely intoxicating, in many ways it feels like it feels ironic and also like they were asking for it. And then to watch them crumble in to the sniveling apologetic mess they were concealing the whole time, chef's kiss.
>>110277299Did they have to apologize to their employees, treating it as they cheated them? >>110277311You sound worse than the mid honey trap jensen had
>>110277114>I am immune to Chinese spies.same. they have ZERO ass. i NEED BIG ASS
>>110277091Not japanese and asian value goes straight to zero. It's really that simple
nigga cheated on his wife n kids
>>110276571The Chinese pussy is just too strong.
>>110277334>Shaneisha, we trained you well. Seduce Mr. Anon. We'll send you further details through instagram.
>>110276755That's Amanda Trivizas and she's an OF whore. A classy, intelligent Chinese intelligence officer who moves in high-powered business circles would obviously be far more attractive to someone like Jensen. He could fuck any OF slut he wants.
>>110277351AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>110277325>You sound worse than the mid honey trap jensen hadSorry your idol has fallen, Nvidia is over, Jensel will be found to have neglected his duty and disclosed vital state secrets and will be removed as CEO and stock price will drop 90%.
he cheated on his wife with a chink spy that isnt even hot. this nigger is retarded.
>>110277325He jeopardized the company with his actions if you havent noticed.
>>110277374Nvidia is niggerware, but you're still a faggot
>>110276571based
>>110277384Oh so you're just mad that I'm right?
>get your dream job at a spy agency>first day you are designated the agency twink
>>110277383Weird, in his apology he doesn't say anything about endangering the company. He's solely talking like the hurt his company emotionally.
>>110277042that's peak coldplay
>>110277390No, nvidia is for niggers, but you're a massive fag getting off on humiliation rituals. You're sounding awfully jewish.
>>110277377She underwent years of seduction and sex training. She'd be sucking your soul out through your penis before you even knew what was happening.
>>110276951aren't you forgetting one archetype
>>110277351Sorry, I'm immune.
>>110277397>losing your head because your bosses didn't do their research correctlypoor faggot
>>110277408but she's an old, ugly chink. no thanks
>>110277361>He could fuck any OF slut he wants.Proof? It looks like billions only gets you bargain bin China.
>>110276571can we get cheaper gpus now, I waited.
>>110277423Xi would certainly choose the perfect girl based on the years of data collected from your 4chan posts, that is, a beautiful orangutan.
>>110277397That describes me, but with Female Chinese spies.
>>110277407Watching the CEO of humiliation rituals himiliating himself is ironic and thus hilarious, that's why there's 20 threads. Which PR firm do you work for?
>>110277433No. If you wait a little longer you might get a Chinese spy gf.
>>110277441my wife....
>>110277397Not a very good spy agency if you can't even figure out your target buys gay porno mags for the articles.
>>110277448Jensen is a retard for falling for sub 4 bugwoman. Nvidia is a nigger company with nigger products. I just don't get off men ruining their marriages. I denounce the Talmud. Now you do the same you hyperjew.
>>110277433best we can do is an apology to your wife
>>110277468They were probably muscle magazines.
>>110277404You see it’s a very emotional “national security concern”, it’s ok though he will cooperate with the investigation. The more you buy, the more you save.
>>110277488His company is not the US and this isn't even a national security concern unless you're an AI cultist.
>>110277469There are a lot of men who ruin their relationships and not all of them are funny. But le leather jacket meme man charging $10,000 for a piece of burnt sand then losing 80 billion dollars, it just hits different.
>>110277496The POTUS might think otherwise.
>>110277505>Still hasn't denounced the talmud>>110277507I'm sorry, I meant to say 'unless you're an SI cultist'.
>>110277496He can explain all that to the company board and House committees
>>110276571>buying billions of dollars worth of GPUs from a company that didn't even exist a year before they made the orderI don't think he cares. He would personally visit Xi and thank him for the free Chink pussy. It's his philosophy that they should have GPUs, so he would gladly accept any type of "illegal" purchase.
>>110277091They would never assign a spy to me, because the spy would fall for me.
>>110277351this does nothing for me because I already know chinese will literally do anything to fake everything
>>110277302>>110277417(You) are not immune to Chinese spy pussy.
>>110277595it's hotter when they deceive you
>>110277604Then send one over and I will prove it.
>>110276880Kek
>>110277604>(You) are not immune to Chinese spy pussy.my autism protects me
>>110277091Challenge acceptedPlease send your bestSoon
spy must have been super trained in asmr and handjobs
>>110277595ah yes the ancient chinese bone shrinking jue
oh jensen
>>110276695Everyone's implicitly accepted the elevation of women over men in the Anglosphere. Even though anglos cheat just as much as anyone, when it comes out, the state uses feminism to go after it's enemies and neuter men. Meanwhile in France and Italy, they couldn't give a shit. Hell, Berlusconi would probably get high 5s for his affairs getting on the news and just throw more bunga bunga parties.
Why are they like 10 threads about this all of a sudden but there were only a couple a few days ago when it broke?
>>110277779probably because the dumbass actually admitted to it this time?
>>110276773rage b8ers had abusive upbringings. pity them, rather than react to them
>>110277779at first it was just rumors but then the guy just came out and said "yes i cheated on my wife"
>>110277150
>>110277779he copped to itto be fair there was an anon months ago wondering wtf jensen was doing walking around in china with no security
>>110276584oh yeah. good for you Jensen. Fucking upgrade that shit. Dick em down Huang
>>110277779same reason why there were only a few stories on it before and now it's the #1 story on every news websitelmao nvidia even released a statement https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/statement-from-nvidia-board-of-directorsThe NVIDIA Board is initiating an independent investigation in light of recent reporting that founder and CEO Jensen Huang has been the target of a foreign intelligence effort.A committee of independent directors, assisted by outside independent counsel, will oversee the investigation. The Board prioritizes U.S. national and economic security, which is paramount to the interests of NVIDIA and its shareholders.While the Board has no reason to believe that either national security or NVIDIA secrets were compromised, the Board's inquiry will examine all available information. Jensen fully supports the review and has committed to cooperating with it.The Board has confidence in Jensen and his leadership team and will provide further updates as appropriate.
100% trump changed himhe got too cocky and comfy
desu, when you're that rich, almost no one is going to be 100% loyal anyway. pretty sure every billionaire cheats
>>110276571Chinese spy genitalia status?
>>110277845Asians in general are notorious for using the most extreme face filters and makeup. I can see how neckbeard incels fall for it so easily.
So what happens if it turns out he's been arranging the smuggling of GPUs into China by way of Singapore like personally involved in it the same way the Supermicro CEO was
My theory is that her task wasn't even to really get any information. The goal was to have her get caught to make him look bad and to inflict economic damage on the US via the fallout.
>>110277905they really dont even need to since most of them get plastic surgery. in south korea its practically required
>>110276727that wasn't the only thing that was leaking
>>110277914i still dont see how this changes anything. everyone in the US is still buying to buy nvidia gpus. prices will remain high. nothing happens
>>110276571See, this is why we need Indian CHADs in charge. Chinamen and whites are too vulnerable to CCP spies. Indian men are able to resist such temptations because we rape so we do not need spy
>>110277895yeah bill gates cheated on his wife lmao
>>110277779Go lookup when NVidia vouched for Megaspeed, when theybwere under both investigation by US and Singapore congress. This was because Apex Solutions promply made something like $4B in payments to NVidia, except, oops, turns out Apex is a shell company for Alibaba.So, at least as far back in May, people in the state department and semiconductor research firms were raising red flags, which everyone ignored, saying no way was Huang being influenced by Alibaba by proxy through Megaspeed. So now NVidia finds itself on record saying that their CEO was ABSOLUTELY NOT being intluenced by Megaspeed when their CEO was fucking an exec from Megaspeed.
>>110276880take a bow... i mean... take a (you), son.
I'm too scared to trade against nvda at open
>>110277975It will dump hard at open then recover half the losses by closing, followed by small gains on tuesday then hard dump hard on wednesday.
AMD officially wonNvidia shit is delayed until 2028Zen6 and RDNA5 are swinging hard in 2027
ACCELERATED>>110276695what scumbags like you do at technology? youve got a denerated brain of a bug.
Imagine the dirty things she did to him...
wait so what did the spy look like for real?
>>110277604I am there are no zoomer egirl spies so I'm safe
>>110277975Does the cheating make nvidia gpus less efficient?
>>110278048>>110278031
How much of the company is his wife going to walk away with?
>>110278054That's the filter version. The real one is here>>110277150
>>110277416>Piss filter AI slop
4ch incels: Whoa! A man is cheating? Holy basederoni! :00000Also 4ch incels: A woman is cheating? Fucking whore! Slut!
What's the actual damage?Not like nvidia is functionally going to be any different before and after these revelations.What's the big deal aside from juicy gossip?
>>110276755Because when you get old you don't necessarily care only about how a bitch looks, the chinese spy was probably extremely well read and interesting to talk to, unlike that OF whore bimbo whose only use is to be a semen receptacle.
>>110278083something something locks and keys
>>110278083FALSE.Lisa Su <> cheaterThis is a poem written by Lisa Su:Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run aroundAnd desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lieAnd hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run aroundAnd desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lieAnd hurt you
>>110277361I don't think it's her, otherwise agreed
>>110277433Their gpu is dogshit now. Barely any technology advances, theyre just adding AI shit.
>>110278031What is she, mid 30s?
>>110276571>everyone focused on the chinese billionaire chad who slipped up once>no one talking about the millions of hideously inbred Indian Hindu rape rat poocels that infest tech, who would nuke the planet for just a crumb of white pussyThat's how you know this is a Jewish psyop.
>>110277061new world's highest net worth women incoming
>>1102780881. NVidia's chips are under EAR export controls. Some people claim some fall under ITAR, but the US doing that basically admits they integrated Nvidia chipsets into DoD equipment, so no dice.2. Congress and the US IC threw a hissyfit about Megaspeed, claiming they were Chinese backed3. Huang and Nvidia went to bat for Megaspeed claiming they were Singaporean only4. Now Huang got caught fucking a Megaspeed exec with direct ties to the CCP, not just shell companiesSo basically it looks like Huang either lied or was duped into lying to the US government because he got his pickle tickled.
>>110276584>>110276584>met her asking "you want to see my homework"BASED
>>1102781366mo delay for that due to CA divorce law.
>>110278130No one cares about the UK anymore. Everyone is just waiting for it to collapse
>>110278064she's not that bad...
>>110278136Another One
>>110278150I wasn't talking about the UK specifically. Pick literally any white country and you'll see the same hindpoo rape rat cancer spreading and extinguishing civilization.
>>110278157Women chads keep winning. Moids go fuck around and find out lmao
>>110278088Depends if it's an isolated incedent or the tip of something much bigger that, the investigations could take up to 2 weeks.
>>110278165For some reason jeet manager at my workplace is very magnanimous. I started as an associate 4 years ago and now Im a staffer
Can he manage to steal the KWABOTY award from Vince?
>>110278157Why do billionaires always cheat on their wives?
>>110276695BASED
>>110278190Because moids are fucking stupid. Women should handle their account and schedule. Any moid should have a woman handler
>>110277397>stocking up on gay porn to fill your profile with noiseinsane opsec, i should start doing this
>>110277397I still remember the OPSEC slides that had a picture of Ryan Gosling that said, "Unless you look like this, if she's into you? She's a spy."
>>110277916You blind? You can't get any surgery that makes your skin whiter than a european. Asian women are notorious for whitemaxxing their skin.
>>110278183There's only 3 possibilities>If you're also an Indian Hindpoo invader, he's farming izzat by promoting one of his own>If you're actually competent, you are being used to carry the weight of all the soon to be fired whites and asians as he poopforms the company into Mumbai train station>If you're not highly competent, and not a poopjeet yourself, you are being set up as the fall guy for when he inevitably destroys the office from being a 45 IQ inbred hindpooTake your promotion and transfer out as soon as you can.
>>110276755The truth is their reputation is very important because they live in democratic countries. They cannot simply silence or bully people, and the laws in democratic countries favor the consumer. So a Saudi or Chinese billionaire does not have to worry about his reputation, thus he can go all in and flaunt his money to get thots because they don't have to worry about media backlash. The consumers can't affect him at all because they have no rights, and the government of third world countries protect the wealth of their billionaires either by keeping them out of trouble, or by killing them themselves and stealing the money.
what i dont understand is, why cheat? just tell your wife you only have like 10 years left and want to bang young child-looking petite women, and then divorce her. its that simple.
>>110278257...and lose half your shit
>>110276584Monogamy is a joke lol
god imagine THIS is what pops the bubble
This is why men need sex bots. It's evil women who want to perpetuate situations like this and let real women be harmed by the male sex drive
>>110278268Its better than what you got which is zerogamy keke. Get it? Because youre a virgin!
>>110276755um is this haram?
>>110278257>wifethat's why, and even if you're not married, if you have children younger than 18 you'll still have to surrender a lot of wealth due to laws that dictate your children's basic necessity lifestyle costs must mimic your own. So if you're a billionaire, you can easily eat some good shit for food every single day. Thus, your children must also be expected to eat that kind of food every single day even if they don't live with you anymore, which factors into how much you have to give up in child support.
reposting because you deserve zero respect.I don't get this threadIs the implication here that Jensen didn't know what he was doing, that it wasn't intentional or deliberate?Come on. You're smarter than that.As I've been saying for about two years now, the only thing that will change jensen's behavior is if someone kills his son and daughter.
more are made every minuteNO TECH CEO STANDS A CHANCE
>>110278224I need to pretend to be a ceo, I guess.
>>110278320well augmented reality foid blockers would work, paired with headphones, and a shock suit.
>>110278257Because every motherfucker out there thinks they'll be the one to get away with it. "I'm built different" and it's consequences have been disasterous for the human race.
>>110278320let "TECH CEO" get laid with their compukter generated images and artificial vaginas - AS THEY PREACH, THEY MUST CONSUMEthose asses are for laymen
>>110278261a billionaire losing half means absolutely nothing. their quality of life doesnt change in the slightest.
>>110278361It does if that half is frozen in voting company stock.
>>110278360bullshit they all go insaneBill Gates has clearly gone totally insane and so has Bezos
How would you spend all that money anyway? He probably have multiple houses, boats and jets already. The only answer left is deprived shit like what epstein did
>>110278083Because it's always the woman's fault for allowing it (unless rape/coercion/etc). The woman is always the whore no matter what, especially if she's a Chinese spy doing sexual favours as part of her job. Can't get any more whore than that.
>>110278320>me, a tech CEO in Iran, laughing at westoids facing the consequences for Jewish and Hindpoop behavior
>>110278320Could they just fuck them and not reveal any secrets the CCP is after?Or is this just blackmail / extortion thing?
>>110278386Ok incel
>>110276851kek
>>110278396You know I'm right.
>>110278166This. Women always win in the end, and cheating moids get BTFO. He should have worshipped his wife like a real moid.
>>110278394They take pictures and videos. Then they start threatening to tell your wife. For a billionaire, divorce will cost billions. The value of the intelligence they give the whore is cheaper than getting publicly humiliated like this.The only true solution is to make sure our tech CEOs are Muslims and Mormons because apparently no one else can control themselves around foids.
>>110278201Based
>>110278320Whatever you do, do not search "Beijing US embassy hand job parlor"
>>110278414nice try, still not searching for a job bitch
>>110278130Yeah but there are no countries with white women that the USA is actively competing against. Maybe Russia should be sending spies to the USA again, they would have a field day. The problem is the Russians lack the technology and capital to act on the information, and their hackers are already excellent so they don't need to send actual spies for the low hanging fruit they can act on.
>>110277114>>110277281>>110277334>>110277417>>110278083Based>>110277355>>110278278kek
>>110278455>Maybe Russia should be sending spies to the USA againstupid person index 160
>>110278409>Muslims and Mormons because apparently no one else can control themselves around foids.yeah they have multiple wives
>>110276571So he's a gooner after all, why not make chips cheaper so we can all have local llm to goon on!?
>>110278401Actually she's a hero and a true patriot who sacrificed her reputation for her country. Jensen meanwhile is the opposite.
>>110278472why do people say that? muslims raped so many girls in the uk.
>>110278455>Maybe Russia should be sending spies to the USA againThe Torshin/Butina/NRA scandal was only 7 years ago, anon.
>>11027815740 billion dollars for divorcing some tech geek40 billionlol
>>110278470I don't know what that index is. Are you seeing because the President is Putin's friend they don't need to? I'm sure there's still valuable intelligence, corporate for example, that the President doesn't know.>>110278480I was mostly shitposting. But how many of those were actual sex spies like in this situation?
Release a cheap RTX 5070 with 36 gb of VRAM and I will forgive him.
>>110278064thats also filtered
>>110278520Thatll be $1800 plus tip
>>110276851Trump literally said just now "I'm sure Jensen had a good reason. He's an honorable guy"
>>110278487Jensen's on track to double that record if his wife doesn't cuck out. And then his ownership in Nvidia will drop to <2% as well.
>>110278500Bro, that shit's like Lindsey Graham being naked in the pool. The crazy shit happens abroad. They'll wine and dine you abroad and then the really hot lady takes your arm a few drinks in.There's a reason Mormons are so heavily recruited at the fed level, and it has everything to do with temperance.
>>110278409Look up what the Soviets said about trying this technique with the French.
Another nothing burger. Wake me up when they finally nuked the data centers already
>>110276726I guarantee bezos has some sort of fetish she does for him. That's the only way. Either some dom type shit or something really disgusting.He strikes me as a man that has some hidden fetish, same with musk. I don't get that from Rogan though. Joe Rogan is probably the most authentic because he's just ignorant and believes whatever he wants to, that's how I know he's not weird.
>>110278569Maybe they are smart enough to keep Indians out of classified positions as well then.
>actually have some state secrets that I can reveal<tfw when no chinese gf
>>110278584/g/ is just too young to remember palcomix's ugly bimbos.100% certain that Jeffie is a bimbo chad, just look at her face.
Chinese spies must have the best pussy game ever, a while back I was playing one of those chink games and a chinese girl sent me a private message, later on sent me her instagram and she was smoking hot. Tried getting me to install some chinese spyware like WeChat and shit but I'm not doing that
Selling off my NVDA immediately
>>110278166>>110278201>>110278406You will never be a woman.
>>110278585You cannot get security clearance unless you're a US citizen, and even then, it's a PitA if you've ever lived abroad. You can google Henry Chan's experience as a dual citizenship Honk Kong resident and how basically he had to give up and go into artillery because he relaized halfway into his application to Intelligence they were NEVER going to clear him for a clearance since he'd been all over East Asia as a junior reporter.
>>110278622Correct. I am a moid but I recognize my standing in life.
>>110278637please don't use the thread to project your femdom fetish
>>110278641Ok you got me anon, however I am not the only one here talking about moids.
>>110278604They don't, but they can detect yellow fever from miles away, and know those are the easiest targets.
>>110276925this, but I wouldn't be so flattering with it. most of you autists are head over heels for language clankers, which are in effect no different from falling in love with a woman's words. none of you dorks know actual, genuine intellect when you see it.
>Huang isn't stepping downThat's bullcrap, CEOs have resigned for a lot less but this dude colluded with an enemy of the state (not my personal enemy but US government are a bunch of cucks for doing nothing about this).
>>110278688If is wife divorce rapes him his already meager 3.6% ownership of Nvidia will drop below 2%, and if proven he shared secrets with the spy he will almost certainly be ousted by the board. CEOs have been sacked for far less.
Yeah the next CEO of AMD will be a chinese woman lol
>>110278688>colludedI can't find any evidence that nvidia ip is considered classified.
>>110278688>ColludedOk schizo. Take your meds incel
>>110278735They've been smuggling hardware through middlemen to China, hardware that the US is very keen to keeping in their own data centers for their retard race against China. If you don't think Huang isn't a part of it you are a fool.https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/10/us-arrests-tech-ceo-accused-of-smuggling-300m-in-nvidia-chips-into-china/
>>110278786lmao laffs snort>ur a FOOL!
>>110278584>Joe Rogan is probably the most authentic because he's just ignorant and believes whatever he wants to, that's how I know he's not weird.knowing shit doesn't matter enough to not take conflicting opinions personally is a sign of intelligence, anon
>>110276603He'll lose half his wealth after divorce, that's whyMarriage is a scam if you are rich
>>110276727She's not even that pretty
>>110278823Fuck around and find out
>>110277595Their faces are fake with makeup and filters too
>>110278840It's still a scam either way
>>110278854thanks anon for speaking up
>>110278823well, he married her when he was a nobody.
>>110276571Rich people can be horny retards just like the rest of us.
>>110278898speak for yourself. 2 day streak nofapper here.
>>110278688Lmao the global economy crashes if he steps down.
>>110277845>>110277150She looks like my mother-in-law, but my MIL is white.I always thought my girl looked almost like a hapa despite being 100% white, and when I posted her nudes here, people were asking if she's asian. Very interesting genetics, to be honest.No particular reason to post this.
>>110278909You'll be a goon hitler before sundown tomorrow.
>>110278688Jensen could have zero shares in Nvidia and the whole house of cards would still catch fire if he was ousted.
>>110277416kill yourself
>>110277912Nothing. Some people are above the law
>>110277912That hasn't been alleged of him.>>110279069He's not jewish.
why just NOT get married if you're a billionaire? then you're free to sleep around and not be entrapped
imagine talking to a woman about important stuff
>>110276978>isrealhttps://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/a-message-to-our-companyThis timeline is too funny.
>>110276746Cause ultimately tech CEOs are fucking nerds.They may put on a mask of an outgoing person while doing their jobs, but you can't change your personality no matter how much you try - you're born with it.
>>110279142People say shit about Musk but he knows how to swap through women like nothing else. He got peak pre-psycho Amber Heard and only lost a total of $40 mil through three divorces because he was smart and had prenups. Huang, Gates, and Bezos didn't really have a choice since they got married way before they became billionaires.
>>110279208>didn't really have a choice since they got married...to quote Sam Hyde "did you try thinking about it?"
>>110278409>Then they start threatening to tell your wifeThe funny part is wife already knows. She likely agreed to it. It's public humiliation that may make her want a divorce.
what an imbecile
>>110279208His penis doesn't work after a failed penis enlargement procedure. All his babies were conceived through IVF.Musk is a simple kind of autist who wants to impress people after being bullied all his life in school.He's even too spergy to realize* it doesn't work on anyone but jeets.*although he knows it subconsciously - that's why he cried on stream when someone told him on chat that no one loves him
>>110279215Besides Gates who married when he was a billionaire, Bezos and Huang had less net worth than probably many anons on this board right now when they married. Nobody's thinking about prenups when you have no wealth.
>>110277595
SAY GOODBYE TO NVIDIA!!!Stocks ate going to drop and GPUs are going to....(finish the sentence).
They should fire Jensen and give his job to someone who’s actually concerned about AI safety. He’s the reason things have been going too fast and dangerous
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>>110279373they will simply turn back to gamers to survive and gamers will suck their dick.
>>110278320Why do chink girls have asses and jap ones don't?
>>110279411You know how much he sacrificed?
>>110277091Why are Chinese dresses so kino, bros?
>>110279436Too much since he doesn't even own 5% of his company currently.
>>110279464properly optimized as sexual object
>>110278078>>110279059What the hell, /g/ is a luddite board suddenly? Memes made with SI are superior to luddite memes. They're Super Memes.
>>110277777checked
Men will be men
Ultimately, this is the best outcome for Jensen.He's going to fuck so many supermodels and porn stars now that he's no longer stuck with his old wife.
>>110277130Chinese sex spies could be here, he thought.
>>110277150He should have gone for one of those groupies whose tits he was signing the other month
wife? hah! im a billionaire!
>>110276584As if he was good-looking himself. Also, not everything has to be about looks. Pretty-looking women rarely tend to be as attractive on the inside, in fact. I really hope you're not any older than 16 or something.
who needs commitment when you have MONEY
What is with CEO's and cheating on their wives with mid-tier bitches instead of just divorcing. I can get the fear of getting divorce-raped, but if the other option is guaranteed divorce rape with a +100 modifier I would just get it over with
>>110279464>Why are Chinese dresses so kino, bros?
>>110278016They all lost since theyre still making floppy flops
>>110278257It's the fear of getting divorce raped and arrogance that they won't get caught.
whats with the leather jacket
>>110279653Is the divorce rape -80 bill or something else
>>110279411They should give it to someone who is honest about AI and just says that its a really good tool but won't replace your workers. Then that people will get killed as the worldwide tech market crashes
>>110279651Why does it never occur to anyone that she might actually LIKE him?
>>110279703all women love money. your point?
>>110278394When you fuck a girl you inevitably start to like her and trust her, and tell her things from your work such as classified information.
>>110276584Yeah but she's loyal and dated him when he was a janitor or whatever. He now has money grabbing whores chasing him.
>>110279703>Hello Mr tech CEO of the largest company in human history, I am uhhhh big businesswoman in Singapore and I am interested in your autism Anon you have to be as retarded as jensen to not see this is a.spy.this is why you have to have some hobby like trains or something, that way you can immediately tell when a girl is faking interest
>>110279703she likes his moneyand his nvidia chipsand his life insurance policy
>>110279720In a way, having an ugly old normie wife is kind of a status symbol as a billionaire. It means you're above the crass temptations of hundred-millionaires and that you have had a wife even from before you were rich.
>>110279732you don't become a billionaire without being a scummy person. he was never above it.
>>110279703>THINK OF THE POOR SPYNERINO
>>110277091>is that? is that a HOT WOMAN????>AAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!! HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST!!!!!!!! COOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why do people not give a shit about cultivating self mastery anymore? This is the sexual equivalent of a big, fat, retarded rat deliberately eating the cheese from a mouse trap because it's too fat and retarded to control itselfIs the dopamine fiend life of youtube shorts + cheetos + porn + games really that enticing?
>>110279767>Is the dopamine fiend life of youtube shorts + cheetos + porn + games really that enticing?you would do less damage to yourself with a heroin habit. even a dope addict can still read a book and has an attention span greater than 30 seconds
>>110279775no they cannot and no they do not
Looks like his rockstar lifestyle finally caught up to him, maybe stick to the quarterly earnings reports next time bucko!
>>110279785anon, i used that example because i have personal experience with both. I am clean at the moment but even when I was on the dope I still read and kept a job.my happiest days were an opiate of any kind, a cup of tea, and a good book. if you take too much you will nod out but just bellow that is a nice pleasant euphoira. Not every dope fiend ends up on the streets.
>>110279767What do you think all that effort that went into becoming a billionare was fueled by? It's fueled by deep desire to be admired by and get pussy, not simply by curiosity. Trying to become a billionare already is insane, there must be a damn good reward afterwards, and material goods or freedom is not enough.
>>110279804Nigga as a billionaire you could fuck a supermodel every day for the rest of your life and never once fall for a chinese spy honeypotthis is 100% a skill issue
>>110279741He's just realised that the status he's worked tirelessly for can't buy love. He's a broken man.
>>110279813>believing in love at his agepoor delusional man
>>110276571friendly reminder to women that powerful and rich men tend to cheat more, so they should pick a regular man (like me) as a husband
>>110279751WOMEN NEVER LIKED ANYONE THEY ARE JUST SPERM JACKERS
>>110279741>His looks improved
>>110279701They should give it to Dario’s wife
>>110279812Bruh being the target of international world power espionage is on a whole nother level than basic supermodel bimbo
>>110279839jerk off before going outside
>>110279822yeah, pathetic. she's like 30-40. why the fuck would he ever think she'd love his old ass, especially being that rich? he can afford 10/10 prime asian escorts daily, so we know it wasn't just a booty call or lust. bro actually thought they had a connection
can people above 25 even experience mutual love anymore? is it truly over?
>>110278604I do have the Chinese honeypot WeChat installed. I search every now and then for Chinese women using the Nearby feature, but the fuckers block my messages or something since I stopped getting add backs or responses even though I've greeted so many Asian women near me.
>>110279879yeah? 25 is still super young. when you get 30+ is when it starts becoming transactional/compromises
>>110279889I do recall some Chinese spies (because they were very strange otherwise) had added me *accidentally* and started conversations with me at the start, one of them asked me many questions about what I do for a living and that sort of thing.
>>110279829If she has already fucked off (and she did) then she has put her job over whatever feelings she had for jacket man. Life ain't Casablanca, pal
>>110279927She'll be waiting for him with a pack of cigarettes in a random apartment in Hong Kong.
Uh oh, looks like he has to have a sale on GPUs to save face...
I NEED TO SEE HER FEET FOR EVALUATION PURPOSES ONLY
>>110279264this is a man isnt it?
>>110279889L rizz
>>110277595It's so crazy how China just figures out how to manufacture literally anything.
>>110277250Wait, how many fingers does she have? Is she a raptor?
>>110278924I'll never understand murican and their hero-worship of CEOs
>>110276584She looks like she bakes good cookies
>>110279464Trad clothes but specialized for sex appeal
>>110277091i really do not like the facial structure of chinese women
>>110277860>Dick em down Huang
>>110279644 kek this guy was having the time of his life with this literal chinese spy
>>110281068he must be autistic or something. like did he not sense anything odd about his """"lover"""" constantly asking him to make billion dollar deals with a chinese company, despite her not having a technical background???
can't resist chinese jade pussy
>>110280063You're right, anon. It's some sort of fetish thing apparently.