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Having an affair with one thing but having one with a literal chinese government spy that got your attention by buying billions of dollars worth of GPUs from a company that didn't even exist a year before they made the order?

Were no questions asked? How could this happen? They were so public too, spotted in parties, at dinners, hopping into the same cars. What was he thinking?
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i mean imagine being literally a billionaire and this is your wife
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>>110276584
very looksmatched couple
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the secret must be the asian side pussy
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>>110276571
>They were so public too, spotted in parties, at dinners, hopping into the same cars. What was he thinking?
thats the normal part

what strikes me is that his sidepiece is insanely mid.
entry level, even

im disappointed as fuck in mr leather jacket
which he isnt even wearing in ops vidrel.
doubly disappointed.
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>>110276603
Damn old lady looks like she's 90.
I'd too fall for the enemy too if I had to share the bed with her every single day.
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how many threads do we need of this
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>>110276571
I have yet to understand why this is even bad. Forget the spy part, that's just glowie horseshit. None of the Chinese AI companies are building or even using big data centers full of Nvidia chips, they're very obviously compute constrained.

But why can't a 63 year old guy who's been married for 40 years, who's become a billionaire by actually making things and not being a parasitic hedge fund manager, made perhaps the most important company in the world for the last decade, have some fucking pussy before his dick falls off?

Like "oh noes, he cheated on his elderly wife, the sanctity of marriage is destroyed!1!" Am I supposed to take this sanctimony seriously? He did everything right, he provided technology for the world and made millions rich and I have to pretend he's destroyed everything by having a girlfriend after all that???

The CIA and Narco Rubio can fuck right off. The only mistake Jensen made was not having 10 other affairs.
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>>110276584
Damn. What's even the point?
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>>110276616
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>>110276571
whats the big deal? look at bezoos
feel like a psyop desu
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So, it happened AGAIN.
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>>110276695
You’re absolutely right.
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>>110276695
>Forget the spy part
>t. Agent Wang with help from DeepSeek
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>>110276571
why dont these retard omegabillionaires find cute looking women to cheat with? or even wife
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>>110276616
This is some random Saudi side piece. Why do Billionaires always go for the average to ugly ones? I mean hell, look at what Bezos is currently involved with.
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>>110276726
Yeah this is due to roiding and goon pmvs
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But they just said they investigated it and DEBOONKED IT

WHAT HAPPEN
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I mean the dude was always a fucking retard and ever since NVIDIA grew to such insane value he behaved like fish out of water.

He just happened to get lucky by owning a shovel company years before the gold rush happened.
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>>110276726
Bezos bitch looks even worse and he married it, gave up billions for it, fucking insanity
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>>110276769
>we investigated ourselves and found no issues
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>>110276571
use case for chinese spy?
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Jensen should've had state handlers who insulated him from the CCP honeypots ever since AI became the entirety of the economy. This is entirely the US Government's fault.
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>>110276755
go fucking figure
maybe they do eat babies and the discriminating factor is to be 100% soul-free

i got way better looking girls when being flat broke than these mf'ers get while wiping with bejamins
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>>110276571
Why did he let her kiss him and in public no less? This guy is even dumber than other CEOs for the affair to be exposed so quickly.
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>>110276808
>new professions: professional cockblocker, NTR master
Sign me in.
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>>110276808
well i assume when he told the US Gov he's slamming down some asian pussy the president just said "awesome"
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>>110276571
Damn China even distilled Jensen
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>>110276776
Once you reach a certain wealth, conventionally beautiful women become boring.
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>>110276755
because that bitch has nothing going on in her head whereas jensen's side piece was probably trained to resonate with his every ideal and say absolutely everything he wants to hear. saudibrowns are 60 iq monkeys who are content with using even dumber whores as human toilets, they are lower lifeforms that only need to shit and cum and often do so at the same time. jensen is a high iq yellow man who requires cerebral stimulation. you won't get that from a human fleshlight
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>>110276603
kek every time
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The important question is if Jensen Huang listens to Coldplay?
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>>110276978
So... he's sorry? That's all? Case closed
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>>110276978
Did AI wright his apology for him?
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>>110277014
*to 2000-2003 Coldplay
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>>110276978
Now his wife knows he's willing to trade her for any piece of young meat.
It's over, that divorce is gonna make him a hobo.
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>>110277038
According to AI detector this part is AI:

Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.

To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.
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>>110276571
Why are billionaires like this? Does money and power corrupt them?
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It's not his fault. I dare any of you not to fall for a chinese trained spy that has been assigned directly to you
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>>110277066
Makes sense. He could not stomach to wright the part where he admits being wrong and taking responsibility.
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>>110277066
>doesn't actually love them
Gotta feel bad for his family.
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>>110276978
I was unfaithful to my wife and I am proud to be an American in the same apology memo kek, clintonesque
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>>110277091
cheongsam is china's biggest contribution to humanity
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>>110277091
Asians are gross. I am immune to Chinese spies.
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so....do you get to keep the spy afterwards?
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>>110277091
there must be thousands of chinses sex spies out there
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>>110277061
>young meat.
*Huang meat
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Watch his answer to this question and tell me that this guy doesn't sound suspicious as hell.

https://youtu.be/fr1IQspixmM?t=4155
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Flops are literally flops they will never recover
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>>110277150
Dude I could rent that for three fifty....for a month.
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>>110276726
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>>110277150
I would.
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>>110276978
Why do we recently have so many humiliation rituals regarding coming out with your cheating? I remember when Dr. Disrespect was ridiculed for it.
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>>110277091
What if I'm not attracted to asians?
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>>110277114
you are gay
>>110277281
you are gay
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>>110277272
>recently
Nothing new, presidents, athletes and famous actors have been shunned for their infidelity.
Tiger Woods literally had to end his career earlier because of it.
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>>110276755
I don't understand bimbo enjoyers at all
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>>110277091
I'm immune to this if I just jack off the night before. Women are nothing to me
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>>110277272
Puncturing the aura of invincibility that a persona is portraying is extremely intoxicating, in many ways it feels like it feels ironic and also like they were asking for it. And then to watch them crumble in to the sniveling apologetic mess they were concealing the whole time, chef's kiss.
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>>110277299
Did they have to apologize to their employees, treating it as they cheated them?

>>110277311
You sound worse than the mid honey trap jensen had
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>>110277114
>I am immune to Chinese spies.
same. they have ZERO ass. i NEED BIG ASS
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>>110277091
Not japanese and asian value goes straight to zero. It's really that simple
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nigga cheated on his wife n kids
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>>110276571
The Chinese pussy is just too strong.
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>>110277334
>Shaneisha, we trained you well. Seduce Mr. Anon. We'll send you further details through instagram.
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>>110276755
That's Amanda Trivizas and she's an OF whore. A classy, intelligent Chinese intelligence officer who moves in high-powered business circles would obviously be far more attractive to someone like Jensen. He could fuck any OF slut he wants.
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>>110277351
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
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>>110277325
>You sound worse than the mid honey trap jensen had
Sorry your idol has fallen, Nvidia is over, Jensel will be found to have neglected his duty and disclosed vital state secrets and will be removed as CEO and stock price will drop 90%.
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he cheated on his wife with a chink spy that isnt even hot. this nigger is retarded.
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>>110277325
He jeopardized the company with his actions if you havent noticed.
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>>110277374
Nvidia is niggerware, but you're still a faggot
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>>110276571
based
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>>110277384
Oh so you're just mad that I'm right?
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>get your dream job at a spy agency
>first day you are designated the agency twink
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>>110277383
Weird, in his apology he doesn't say anything about endangering the company. He's solely talking like the hurt his company emotionally.
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>>110277042
that's peak coldplay
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>>110277390
No, nvidia is for niggers, but you're a massive fag getting off on humiliation rituals. You're sounding awfully jewish.
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>>110277377
She underwent years of seduction and sex training. She'd be sucking your soul out through your penis before you even knew what was happening.
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>>110276951
aren't you forgetting one archetype
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>>110277351
Sorry, I'm immune.
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>>110277397
>losing your head because your bosses didn't do their research correctly
poor faggot
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>>110277408
but she's an old, ugly chink. no thanks
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>>110277361
>He could fuck any OF slut he wants.
Proof? It looks like billions only gets you bargain bin China.
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>>110276571
can we get cheaper gpus now, I waited.
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>>110277423
Xi would certainly choose the perfect girl based on the years of data collected from your 4chan posts, that is, a beautiful orangutan.
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>>110277397
That describes me, but with Female Chinese spies.
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>>110277407
Watching the CEO of humiliation rituals himiliating himself is ironic and thus hilarious, that's why there's 20 threads. Which PR firm do you work for?
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>>110277433
No. If you wait a little longer you might get a Chinese spy gf.
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>>110277441
my wife....
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>>110277397
Not a very good spy agency if you can't even figure out your target buys gay porno mags for the articles.
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>>110277448
Jensen is a retard for falling for sub 4 bugwoman. Nvidia is a nigger company with nigger products. I just don't get off men ruining their marriages. I denounce the Talmud. Now you do the same you hyperjew.
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>>110277433
best we can do is an apology to your wife
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>>110277468
They were probably muscle magazines.
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>>110277404
You see it’s a very emotional “national security concern”, it’s ok though he will cooperate with the investigation. The more you buy, the more you save.
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>>110277488
His company is not the US and this isn't even a national security concern unless you're an AI cultist.
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>>110277469
There are a lot of men who ruin their relationships and not all of them are funny. But le leather jacket meme man charging $10,000 for a piece of burnt sand then losing 80 billion dollars, it just hits different.
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>>110277496
The POTUS might think otherwise.
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>>110277505
>Still hasn't denounced the talmud

>>110277507
I'm sorry, I meant to say 'unless you're an SI cultist'.
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>>110277496
He can explain all that to the company board and House committees
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>>110276571
>buying billions of dollars worth of GPUs from a company that didn't even exist a year before they made the order

I don't think he cares. He would personally visit Xi and thank him for the free Chink pussy. It's his philosophy that they should have GPUs, so he would gladly accept any type of "illegal" purchase.
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>>110277091
They would never assign a spy to me, because the spy would fall for me.
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>>110277351
this does nothing for me because I already know chinese will literally do anything to fake everything
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>>110277302
>>110277417
(You) are not immune to Chinese spy pussy.
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>>110277595
it's hotter when they deceive you
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>>110277604
Then send one over and I will prove it.
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>>110276880
Kek
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>>110277604
>(You) are not immune to Chinese spy pussy.
my autism protects me
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>>110277091
Challenge accepted
Please send your best
Soon
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spy must have been super trained in asmr and handjobs
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>>110277595
ah yes the ancient chinese bone shrinking jue
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oh jensen
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>>110276695
Everyone's implicitly accepted the elevation of women over men in the Anglosphere. Even though anglos cheat just as much as anyone, when it comes out, the state uses feminism to go after it's enemies and neuter men.

Meanwhile in France and Italy, they couldn't give a shit. Hell, Berlusconi would probably get high 5s for his affairs getting on the news and just throw more bunga bunga parties.
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Why are they like 10 threads about this all of a sudden but there were only a couple a few days ago when it broke?
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>>110277779
probably because the dumbass actually admitted to it this time?
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>>110276773
rage b8ers had abusive upbringings. pity them, rather than react to them
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>>110277779
at first it was just rumors but then the guy just came out and said "yes i cheated on my wife"
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>>110277150
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>>110277779
he copped to it
to be fair there was an anon months ago wondering wtf jensen was doing walking around in china with no security
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>>110276584
oh yeah. good for you Jensen. Fucking upgrade that shit. Dick em down Huang
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>>110277779
same reason why there were only a few stories on it before and now it's the #1 story on every news website

lmao nvidia even released a statement
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/statement-from-nvidia-board-of-directors

The NVIDIA Board is initiating an independent investigation in light of recent reporting that founder and CEO Jensen Huang has been the target of a foreign intelligence effort.

A committee of independent directors, assisted by outside independent counsel, will oversee the investigation.

The Board prioritizes U.S. national and economic security, which is paramount to the interests of NVIDIA and its shareholders.

While the Board has no reason to believe that either national security or NVIDIA secrets were compromised, the Board's inquiry will examine all available information.

Jensen fully supports the review and has committed to cooperating with it.

The Board has confidence in Jensen and his leadership team and will provide further updates as appropriate.
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100% trump changed him
he got too cocky and comfy
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desu, when you're that rich, almost no one is going to be 100% loyal anyway. pretty sure every billionaire cheats
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>>110276571
Chinese spy genitalia status?
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>>110277845
Asians in general are notorious for using the most extreme face filters and makeup. I can see how neckbeard incels fall for it so easily.
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So what happens if it turns out he's been arranging the smuggling of GPUs into China by way of Singapore like personally involved in it the same way the Supermicro CEO was
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My theory is that her task wasn't even to really get any information. The goal was to have her get caught to make him look bad and to inflict economic damage on the US via the fallout.
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>>110277905
they really dont even need to since most of them get plastic surgery. in south korea its practically required
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>>110276727
that wasn't the only thing that was leaking
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>>110277914
i still dont see how this changes anything. everyone in the US is still buying to buy nvidia gpus. prices will remain high. nothing happens
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>>110276571
See, this is why we need Indian CHADs in charge. Chinamen and whites are too vulnerable to CCP spies. Indian men are able to resist such temptations because we rape so we do not need spy
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>>110277895
yeah bill gates cheated on his wife lmao
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>>110277779
Go lookup when NVidia vouched for Megaspeed, when theybwere under both investigation by US and Singapore congress. This was because Apex Solutions promply made something like $4B in payments to NVidia, except, oops, turns out Apex is a shell company for Alibaba.

So, at least as far back in May, people in the state department and semiconductor research firms were raising red flags, which everyone ignored, saying no way was Huang being influenced by Alibaba by proxy through Megaspeed. So now NVidia finds itself on record saying that their CEO was ABSOLUTELY NOT being intluenced by Megaspeed when their CEO was fucking an exec from Megaspeed.
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>>110276880
take a bow... i mean... take a (you), son.
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I'm too scared to trade against nvda at open
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>>110277975
It will dump hard at open then recover half the losses by closing, followed by small gains on tuesday then hard dump hard on wednesday.
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AMD officially won
Nvidia shit is delayed until 2028
Zen6 and RDNA5 are swinging hard in 2027
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ACCELERATED

>>110276695
what scumbags like you do at technology? youve got a denerated brain of a bug.
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Imagine the dirty things she did to him...
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wait so what did the spy look like for real?
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>>110277604
I am
there are no zoomer egirl spies so I'm safe
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>>110277975
Does the cheating make nvidia gpus less efficient?
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>>110278048
>>110278031
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How much of the company is his wife going to walk away with?
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>>110278054
That's the filter version. The real one is here>>110277150
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>>110277416
>Piss filter AI slop
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4ch incels: Whoa! A man is cheating? Holy basederoni! :00000

Also 4ch incels: A woman is cheating? Fucking whore! Slut!
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What's the actual damage?
Not like nvidia is functionally going to be any different before and after these revelations.
What's the big deal aside from juicy gossip?
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>>110276755
Because when you get old you don't necessarily care only about how a bitch looks, the chinese spy was probably extremely well read and interesting to talk to, unlike that OF whore bimbo whose only use is to be a semen receptacle.
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>>110278083
something something locks and keys
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>>110278083
FALSE.

Lisa Su <> cheater

This is a poem written by Lisa Su:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
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>>110277361
I don't think it's her, otherwise agreed
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>>110277433
Their gpu is dogshit now. Barely any technology advances, theyre just adding AI shit.
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>>110278031
What is she, mid 30s?
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>>110276571
>everyone focused on the chinese billionaire chad who slipped up once
>no one talking about the millions of hideously inbred Indian Hindu rape rat poocels that infest tech, who would nuke the planet for just a crumb of white pussy

That's how you know this is a Jewish psyop.
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>>110277061
new world's highest net worth women incoming
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>>110278088
1. NVidia's chips are under EAR export controls. Some people claim some fall under ITAR, but the US doing that basically admits they integrated Nvidia chipsets into DoD equipment, so no dice.
2. Congress and the US IC threw a hissyfit about Megaspeed, claiming they were Chinese backed
3. Huang and Nvidia went to bat for Megaspeed claiming they were Singaporean only
4. Now Huang got caught fucking a Megaspeed exec with direct ties to the CCP, not just shell companies
So basically it looks like Huang either lied or was duped into lying to the US government because he got his pickle tickled.
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>>110276584
>>110276584
>met her asking "you want to see my homework"

BASED
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>>110278136
6mo delay for that due to CA divorce law.
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>>110278130
No one cares about the UK anymore. Everyone is just waiting for it to collapse
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>>110278064
she's not that bad...
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>>110278136
Another One
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>>110278150

I wasn't talking about the UK specifically. Pick literally any white country and you'll see the same hindpoo rape rat cancer spreading and extinguishing civilization.
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>>110278157
Women chads keep winning. Moids go fuck around and find out lmao
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>>110278088
Depends if it's an isolated incedent or the tip of something much bigger that, the investigations could take up to 2 weeks.
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>>110278165
For some reason jeet manager at my workplace is very magnanimous. I started as an associate 4 years ago and now Im a staffer
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Can he manage to steal the KWABOTY award from Vince?
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>>110278157
Why do billionaires always cheat on their wives?
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>>110276695
BASED
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>>110278190
Because moids are fucking stupid. Women should handle their account and schedule. Any moid should have a woman handler
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>>110277397
>stocking up on gay porn to fill your profile with noise
insane opsec, i should start doing this
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>>110277397
I still remember the OPSEC slides that had a picture of Ryan Gosling that said, "Unless you look like this, if she's into you? She's a spy."
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>>110277916
You blind? You can't get any surgery that makes your skin whiter than a european. Asian women are notorious for whitemaxxing their skin.
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>>110278183

There's only 3 possibilities
>If you're also an Indian Hindpoo invader, he's farming izzat by promoting one of his own
>If you're actually competent, you are being used to carry the weight of all the soon to be fired whites and asians as he poopforms the company into Mumbai train station
>If you're not highly competent, and not a poopjeet yourself, you are being set up as the fall guy for when he inevitably destroys the office from being a 45 IQ inbred hindpoo

Take your promotion and transfer out as soon as you can.
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>>110276755
The truth is their reputation is very important because they live in democratic countries. They cannot simply silence or bully people, and the laws in democratic countries favor the consumer. So a Saudi or Chinese billionaire does not have to worry about his reputation, thus he can go all in and flaunt his money to get thots because they don't have to worry about media backlash. The consumers can't affect him at all because they have no rights, and the government of third world countries protect the wealth of their billionaires either by keeping them out of trouble, or by killing them themselves and stealing the money.
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what i dont understand is, why cheat? just tell your wife you only have like 10 years left and want to bang young child-looking petite women, and then divorce her. its that simple.
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>>110278257
...and lose half your shit
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>>110276584
Monogamy is a joke lol
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god imagine THIS is what pops the bubble
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This is why men need sex bots. It's evil women who want to perpetuate situations like this and let real women be harmed by the male sex drive
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>>110278268
Its better than what you got which is zerogamy keke. Get it? Because youre a virgin!
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>>110276755
um is this haram?
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>>110278257
>wife
that's why, and even if you're not married, if you have children younger than 18 you'll still have to surrender a lot of wealth due to laws that dictate your children's basic necessity lifestyle costs must mimic your own. So if you're a billionaire, you can easily eat some good shit for food every single day. Thus, your children must also be expected to eat that kind of food every single day even if they don't live with you anymore, which factors into how much you have to give up in child support.
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reposting because you deserve zero respect.

I don't get this thread
Is the implication here that Jensen didn't know what he was doing, that it wasn't intentional or deliberate?

Come on. You're smarter than that.
As I've been saying for about two years now, the only thing that will change jensen's behavior is if someone kills his son and daughter.
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more are made every minute

NO TECH CEO STANDS A CHANCE
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>>110278224
I need to pretend to be a ceo, I guess.
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>>110278320
well augmented reality foid blockers would work, paired with headphones, and a shock suit.
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>>110278257
Because every motherfucker out there thinks they'll be the one to get away with it. "I'm built different" and it's consequences have been disasterous for the human race.
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>>110278320

let "TECH CEO" get laid with their compukter generated images and artificial vaginas - AS THEY PREACH, THEY MUST CONSUME

those asses are for laymen
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>>110278261
a billionaire losing half means absolutely nothing. their quality of life doesnt change in the slightest.
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>>110278361
It does if that half is frozen in voting company stock.
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>>110278360
bullshit they all go insane
Bill Gates has clearly gone totally insane and so has Bezos
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How would you spend all that money anyway? He probably have multiple houses, boats and jets already. The only answer left is deprived shit like what epstein did
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>>110278083
Because it's always the woman's fault for allowing it (unless rape/coercion/etc). The woman is always the whore no matter what, especially if she's a Chinese spy doing sexual favours as part of her job. Can't get any more whore than that.
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>>110278320
>me, a tech CEO in Iran, laughing at westoids facing the consequences for Jewish and Hindpoop behavior
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>>110278320
Could they just fuck them and not reveal any secrets the CCP is after?
Or is this just blackmail / extortion thing?
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>>110278386
Ok incel
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>>110276851
kek
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>>110278396
You know I'm right.
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>>110278166
This. Women always win in the end, and cheating moids get BTFO. He should have worshipped his wife like a real moid.
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>>110278394

They take pictures and videos. Then they start threatening to tell your wife. For a billionaire, divorce will cost billions. The value of the intelligence they give the whore is cheaper than getting publicly humiliated like this.

The only true solution is to make sure our tech CEOs are Muslims and Mormons because apparently no one else can control themselves around foids.
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>>110278201
Based
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>>110278320
Whatever you do, do not search "Beijing US embassy hand job parlor"
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>>110278414
nice try, still not searching for a job bitch
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>>110278130
Yeah but there are no countries with white women that the USA is actively competing against. Maybe Russia should be sending spies to the USA again, they would have a field day. The problem is the Russians lack the technology and capital to act on the information, and their hackers are already excellent so they don't need to send actual spies for the low hanging fruit they can act on.
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>>110277114
>>110277281
>>110277334
>>110277417
>>110278083
Based
>>110277355
>>110278278
kek
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>>110278455
>Maybe Russia should be sending spies to the USA again
stupid person index 160
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>>110278409
>Muslims and Mormons because apparently no one else can control themselves around foids.
yeah they have multiple wives
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>>110276571
So he's a gooner after all, why not make chips cheaper so we can all have local llm to goon on!?
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>>110278401
Actually she's a hero and a true patriot who sacrificed her reputation for her country. Jensen meanwhile is the opposite.
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>>110278472
why do people say that? muslims raped so many girls in the uk.
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>>110278455
>Maybe Russia should be sending spies to the USA again
The Torshin/Butina/NRA scandal was only 7 years ago, anon.
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>>110278157
40 billion dollars for divorcing some tech geek

40 billion


lol
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>>110278470
I don't know what that index is. Are you seeing because the President is Putin's friend they don't need to? I'm sure there's still valuable intelligence, corporate for example, that the President doesn't know.
>>110278480
I was mostly shitposting. But how many of those were actual sex spies like in this situation?
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Release a cheap RTX 5070 with 36 gb of VRAM and I will forgive him.
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>>110278064
thats also filtered
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>>110278520
Thatll be $1800 plus tip
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>>110276851
Trump literally said just now "I'm sure Jensen had a good reason. He's an honorable guy"
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>>110278487
Jensen's on track to double that record if his wife doesn't cuck out. And then his ownership in Nvidia will drop to <2% as well.
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>>110278500
Bro, that shit's like Lindsey Graham being naked in the pool. The crazy shit happens abroad. They'll wine and dine you abroad and then the really hot lady takes your arm a few drinks in.

There's a reason Mormons are so heavily recruited at the fed level, and it has everything to do with temperance.
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>>110278409
Look up what the Soviets said about trying this technique with the French.
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Another nothing burger. Wake me up when they finally nuked the data centers already
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>>110276726
I guarantee bezos has some sort of fetish she does for him. That's the only way. Either some dom type shit or something really disgusting.

He strikes me as a man that has some hidden fetish, same with musk. I don't get that from Rogan though. Joe Rogan is probably the most authentic because he's just ignorant and believes whatever he wants to, that's how I know he's not weird.
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>>110278569
Maybe they are smart enough to keep Indians out of classified positions as well then.
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>actually have some state secrets that I can reveal
<tfw when no chinese gf
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>>110278584
/g/ is just too young to remember palcomix's ugly bimbos.
100% certain that Jeffie is a bimbo chad, just look at her face.
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Chinese spies must have the best pussy game ever, a while back I was playing one of those chink games and a chinese girl sent me a private message, later on sent me her instagram and she was smoking hot. Tried getting me to install some chinese spyware like WeChat and shit but I'm not doing that
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Selling off my NVDA immediately
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>>110278166
>>110278201
>>110278406
You will never be a woman.
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>>110278585
You cannot get security clearance unless you're a US citizen, and even then, it's a PitA if you've ever lived abroad. You can google Henry Chan's experience as a dual citizenship Honk Kong resident and how basically he had to give up and go into artillery because he relaized halfway into his application to Intelligence they were NEVER going to clear him for a clearance since he'd been all over East Asia as a junior reporter.
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>>110278622
Correct. I am a moid but I recognize my standing in life.
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>>110278637
please don't use the thread to project your femdom fetish
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>>110278641
Ok you got me anon, however I am not the only one here talking about moids.
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>>110278604
They don't, but they can detect yellow fever from miles away, and know those are the easiest targets.
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>>110276925
this, but I wouldn't be so flattering with it. most of you autists are head over heels for language clankers, which are in effect no different from falling in love with a woman's words. none of you dorks know actual, genuine intellect when you see it.
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>Huang isn't stepping down
That's bullcrap, CEOs have resigned for a lot less but this dude colluded with an enemy of the state (not my personal enemy but US government are a bunch of cucks for doing nothing about this).
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>>110278688
If is wife divorce rapes him his already meager 3.6% ownership of Nvidia will drop below 2%, and if proven he shared secrets with the spy he will almost certainly be ousted by the board. CEOs have been sacked for far less.
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Yeah the next CEO of AMD will be a chinese woman lol
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>>110278688
>colluded
I can't find any evidence that nvidia ip is considered classified.
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>>110278688
>Colluded
Ok schizo. Take your meds incel
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>>110278735
They've been smuggling hardware through middlemen to China, hardware that the US is very keen to keeping in their own data centers for their retard race against China. If you don't think Huang isn't a part of it you are a fool.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/10/us-arrests-tech-ceo-accused-of-smuggling-300m-in-nvidia-chips-into-china/
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>>110278786
lmao laffs snort

>ur a FOOL!
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>>110278584
>Joe Rogan is probably the most authentic because he's just ignorant and believes whatever he wants to, that's how I know he's not weird.
knowing shit doesn't matter enough to not take conflicting opinions personally is a sign of intelligence, anon
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>>110276603
He'll lose half his wealth after divorce, that's why
Marriage is a scam if you are rich
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>>110276727
She's not even that pretty
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>>110278823
Fuck around and find out
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>>110277595
Their faces are fake with makeup and filters too
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>>110278840
It's still a scam either way
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>>110278854
thanks anon for speaking up
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>>110278823
well, he married her when he was a nobody.
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>>110276571
Rich people can be horny retards just like the rest of us.
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>>110278898
speak for yourself. 2 day streak nofapper here.
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>>110278688
Lmao the global economy crashes if he steps down.
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>>110277150
She looks like my mother-in-law, but my MIL is white.

I always thought my girl looked almost like a hapa despite being 100% white, and when I posted her nudes here, people were asking if she's asian. Very interesting genetics, to be honest.
No particular reason to post this.
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>>110278909
You'll be a goon hitler before sundown tomorrow.
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>>110278688
Jensen could have zero shares in Nvidia and the whole house of cards would still catch fire if he was ousted.
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>>110277416
kill yourself
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>>110277912
Nothing. Some people are above the law
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>>110277912
That hasn't been alleged of him.

>>110279069
He's not jewish.
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why just NOT get married if you're a billionaire? then you're free to sleep around and not be entrapped
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imagine talking to a woman about important stuff
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>>110276978
>isreal
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/a-message-to-our-company
This timeline is too funny.
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>>110276746
Cause ultimately tech CEOs are fucking nerds.
They may put on a mask of an outgoing person while doing their jobs, but you can't change your personality no matter how much you try - you're born with it.
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>>110279142
People say shit about Musk but he knows how to swap through women like nothing else. He got peak pre-psycho Amber Heard and only lost a total of $40 mil through three divorces because he was smart and had prenups. Huang, Gates, and Bezos didn't really have a choice since they got married way before they became billionaires.
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>>110279208
>didn't really have a choice since they got married
...

to quote Sam Hyde "did you try thinking about it?"
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>>110278409
>Then they start threatening to tell your wife
The funny part is wife already knows. She likely agreed to it. It's public humiliation that may make her want a divorce.
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what an imbecile
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>>110279208
His penis doesn't work after a failed penis enlargement procedure. All his babies were conceived through IVF.
Musk is a simple kind of autist who wants to impress people after being bullied all his life in school.
He's even too spergy to realize* it doesn't work on anyone but jeets.
*although he knows it subconsciously - that's why he cried on stream when someone told him on chat that no one loves him
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>>110279215
Besides Gates who married when he was a billionaire, Bezos and Huang had less net worth than probably many anons on this board right now when they married. Nobody's thinking about prenups when you have no wealth.
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>>110277595
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SAY GOODBYE TO NVIDIA!!!
Stocks ate going to drop and GPUs are going to....(finish the sentence).
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They should fire Jensen and give his job to someone who’s actually concerned about AI safety. He’s the reason things have been going too fast and dangerous
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>>110278320
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>>110279373
they will simply turn back to gamers to survive and gamers will suck their dick.
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>>110278320
Why do chink girls have asses and jap ones don't?
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>>110279411
You know how much he sacrificed?
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>>110277091
Why are Chinese dresses so kino, bros?
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>>110279436
Too much since he doesn't even own 5% of his company currently.
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>>110279464
properly optimized as sexual object
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>>110278078
>>110279059
What the hell, /g/ is a luddite board suddenly? Memes made with SI are superior to luddite memes. They're Super Memes.
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>>110277777
checked
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Men will be men
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Ultimately, this is the best outcome for Jensen.
He's going to fuck so many supermodels and porn stars now that he's no longer stuck with his old wife.
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>>110277130
Chinese sex spies could be here, he thought.
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>>110277150
He should have gone for one of those groupies whose tits he was signing the other month
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wife? hah! im a billionaire!
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>>110276584
As if he was good-looking himself. Also, not everything has to be about looks. Pretty-looking women rarely tend to be as attractive on the inside, in fact. I really hope you're not any older than 16 or something.
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who needs commitment when you have MONEY
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What is with CEO's and cheating on their wives with mid-tier bitches instead of just divorcing. I can get the fear of getting divorce-raped, but if the other option is guaranteed divorce rape with a +100 modifier I would just get it over with
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>>110279464
>Why are Chinese dresses so kino, bros?
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>>110278016
They all lost since theyre still making floppy flops
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>>110278257
It's the fear of getting divorce raped and arrogance that they won't get caught.
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whats with the leather jacket
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>>110279653
Is the divorce rape -80 bill or something else
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>>110279411
They should give it to someone who is honest about AI and just says that its a really good tool but won't replace your workers. Then that people will get killed as the worldwide tech market crashes
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>>110279651
Why does it never occur to anyone that she might actually LIKE him?
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>>110279703
all women love money. your point?
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>>110278394
When you fuck a girl you inevitably start to like her and trust her, and tell her things from your work such as classified information.
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>>110276584
Yeah but she's loyal and dated him when he was a janitor or whatever. He now has money grabbing whores chasing him.
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>>110279703
>Hello Mr tech CEO of the largest company in human history, I am uhhhh big businesswoman in Singapore and I am interested in your autism
Anon you have to be as retarded as jensen to not see this is a.spy.this is why you have to have some hobby like trains or something, that way you can immediately tell when a girl is faking interest
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>>110279703
she likes his money
and his nvidia chips
and his life insurance policy
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>>110279720
In a way, having an ugly old normie wife is kind of a status symbol as a billionaire. It means you're above the crass temptations of hundred-millionaires and that you have had a wife even from before you were rich.
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>>110279732
you don't become a billionaire without being a scummy person. he was never above it.
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>>110279703
>THINK OF THE POOR SPYNERINO
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>>110277091
>is that? is that a HOT WOMAN????
>AAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!! HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST!!!!!!!! COOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do people not give a shit about cultivating self mastery anymore? This is the sexual equivalent of a big, fat, retarded rat deliberately eating the cheese from a mouse trap because it's too fat and retarded to control itself

Is the dopamine fiend life of youtube shorts + cheetos + porn + games really that enticing?
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>>110279767
>Is the dopamine fiend life of youtube shorts + cheetos + porn + games really that enticing?
you would do less damage to yourself with a heroin habit. even a dope addict can still read a book and has an attention span greater than 30 seconds
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>>110279775
no they cannot and no they do not
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Looks like his rockstar lifestyle finally caught up to him, maybe stick to the quarterly earnings reports next time bucko!
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>>110279785
anon, i used that example because i have personal experience with both. I am clean at the moment but even when I was on the dope I still read and kept a job.
my happiest days were an opiate of any kind, a cup of tea, and a good book. if you take too much you will nod out but just bellow that is a nice pleasant euphoira.
Not every dope fiend ends up on the streets.
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>>110279767
What do you think all that effort that went into becoming a billionare was fueled by? It's fueled by deep desire to be admired by and get pussy, not simply by curiosity. Trying to become a billionare already is insane, there must be a damn good reward afterwards, and material goods or freedom is not enough.
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>>110279804
Nigga as a billionaire you could fuck a supermodel every day for the rest of your life and never once fall for a chinese spy honeypot

this is 100% a skill issue
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>>110279741
He's just realised that the status he's worked tirelessly for can't buy love. He's a broken man.
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>>110279813
>believing in love at his age
poor delusional man
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>>110276571
friendly reminder to women that powerful and rich men tend to cheat more, so they should pick a regular man (like me) as a husband
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>>110279751
WOMEN NEVER LIKED ANYONE THEY ARE JUST SPERM JACKERS
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>>110279741
>His looks improved
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>>110279701
They should give it to Dario’s wife
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>>110279812
Bruh being the target of international world power espionage is on a whole nother level than basic supermodel bimbo
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>>110279839
jerk off before going outside
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>>110279822
yeah, pathetic. she's like 30-40. why the fuck would he ever think she'd love his old ass, especially being that rich?

he can afford 10/10 prime asian escorts daily, so we know it wasn't just a booty call or lust. bro actually thought they had a connection
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can people above 25 even experience mutual love anymore? is it truly over?
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>>110278604
I do have the Chinese honeypot WeChat installed. I search every now and then for Chinese women using the Nearby feature, but the fuckers block my messages or something since I stopped getting add backs or responses even though I've greeted so many Asian women near me.
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>>110279879
yeah? 25 is still super young. when you get 30+ is when it starts becoming transactional/compromises
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>>110279889
I do recall some Chinese spies (because they were very strange otherwise) had added me *accidentally* and started conversations with me at the start, one of them asked me many questions about what I do for a living and that sort of thing.
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>>110279829
If she has already fucked off (and she did) then she has put her job over whatever feelings she had for jacket man.
Life ain't Casablanca, pal
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>>110279927
She'll be waiting for him with a pack of cigarettes in a random apartment in Hong Kong.
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Uh oh, looks like he has to have a sale on GPUs to save face...
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I NEED TO SEE HER FEET FOR EVALUATION PURPOSES ONLY
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>>110279264
this is a man isnt it?
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>>110279889
L rizz
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>>110277595
It's so crazy how China just figures out how to manufacture literally anything.
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>>110277250
Wait, how many fingers does she have? Is she a raptor?
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>>110278924
I'll never understand murican and their hero-worship of CEOs
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>>110276584
She looks like she bakes good cookies
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>>110279464
Trad clothes but specialized for sex appeal
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>>110277091
i really do not like the facial structure of chinese women
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>>110277860
>Dick em down Huang
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>>110279644
kek this guy was having the time of his life with this literal chinese spy
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>>110281068
he must be autistic or something. like did he not sense anything odd about his """"lover"""" constantly asking him to make billion dollar deals with a chinese company, despite her not having a technical background???
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can't resist chinese jade pussy
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>>110280063
You're right, anon. It's some sort of fetish thing apparently.



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