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>The #1 Richest man in the world
>Owns the #1 Richest company in the world, ever.
>Gets beaten by a mere "I fuck another woman besides my wife"

Dont be Greedy anons.
Count what you have now. Dont count what you dont have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diBb0VOT82M
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>>110288529
https://files.catbox.moe/vkv84h.mp4
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>>110288529
People only care because she’s Chinese. She was kissing him in public for crying out loud. No one even knows if she’s a spy.
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He should've jacked off before business meetings.
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>>110288555
he fell for the nofap meme
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Is he getting replaced or what?
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>>110288529
Y'all just mad you even get one lmao
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>>110288550
Trust, but verify.
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>>110288570
If hes getting replaced, Nvidia definitely stop producing consumer GPU.
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>>110288529
Why do we need like 10 threads about this everyday
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>>110288555
>>110288566
DOES NOT WORK, especially when the woman is charming and intelligent.
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>>110288586
Trending on Twitter. Do you enjoy your internet life?
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>>110288586
Because there's nothing better to discuss.
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>>110288580
That's their current plan, so nothing changes?
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>>110288529
His wife should seek a BBC as a revenge
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We won, AMD bros. Lisa can't be stopped by mid Chinese women.
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>>110288609
You know you can't magic silicon to all be usable to make AI chips, right?
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>>110288529
>Count what you have now. Dont count what you dont have.
Fuck you!
What I have is a 4060TI, what I don't have is a 5090. I want to buy one for a reasonable price, and you have the audacity of calling ME greedy?
Fuck you!
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>>110288586
It's the only interesting thing happening in tech so far.
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>>110288592
>Trending on Twitter
>A particular topic is currently widely popular on a particular website, so, get this, it must be debated upon on an altogether different website as well!!
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>>110288629
>NO FUN ALLOWED
You must be really fun at parties and get-togethers.
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>>110288550
Is this a reference to a show?
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convinced he was an actual double-agent that got flipped by china, and this whole charade is just a humiliation compromise to not disappear and replace him
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>>110288811
You have to much food at your disposal and too little of stuff to mind your mind to.
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>>110288529
He isnt the richest man, he doesnt own nvidia either, he's a shareholder. You appear to know fuck all
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>>110288529
That says more about the current state of women in general than anything. If a woman can't keep her man well fed, he's going to eat better elsewhere.
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>>110288934
He is the richest man in the world, richer than Elon as of today
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>>110288936
A man who possesses no control over his base impulses and desires should kill himself.
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>>110288618
She’s clearly gay anon
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What's even the point of being a powerful billionaire if you can't fuck who you want?
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>>110289266
Such uncle coded post.
1. Life is not about having sex with other women.
2. He took a solemn, honorable oath of fidelity to his wife when he married her.
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He will get off scott free and it will come out in 10 years (long after he has retired) that he and the company lied to investigators but nobody will care by then.
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*incel
Wretched autocorrect.
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>>110288529
OK, he fucked a Chinese spy SO WHAT???

It's not like they do bedside talk about Nvidia's upcoming secret projects... right?
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>>110289345
she downloaded all nvidia secrets through his dick
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>>110288979
Nobody is richer than the Rothschild's
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>>110289383
He already passed that long time ago
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>we know where 100% of gpus are and none are going to china
>(yes we know singapore shells companies buy them and then move them to china but shhhhh)
>we are untouchable so get fucked feds
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>>110288580
Good
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>>110288529
He can't possibly on stage again and shill his next grift can he? What's next for goyimvidya?
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>>110289418
go on stage
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>>110288529
I refuse to believe this is not an elaborate play
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>>110288618
That's literally johnson wang
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>>110289451
what does it accomplish though?
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>>110289253
She doesn't need to bust like a dude, also menopause. She's acsended and locked in, bet the house on AMD
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>>110289457
Some goal that isn't immediately obvious. Take the schizo pill
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>>110288529
Is it worth 300 billion dollars ?
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>>110288979
you're dumb as fuck. he owns 4% of Nvidia shares. you dont even know what shares are LMFAO
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>>110289595
Cope retard. Nvidia is the ONLY company that benefits from AI
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>>110289624
no shit Sherlock. you actually thought all $5 trillion of Nvidia value was in Jensens bank account HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>110289632
>He doesnt know
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>110289548
Yes, unironically.
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>>110289548
Head game must be top notch
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>>110288577
>trust but verify
I hate this fucking saying and I hate people that walk around using it with that smug fucking expression on their face. It sounds nice but if you think about it with a functioning brain for more than five seconds you realize how pants-on-head retarded it is.
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>>110288529
It's yellow fewer that infects mostly IT guys/nerds.
Never forget, inside every successful IT guy is a loser that would change it all for being a chad even for just one day.
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>>110288529
How does he keep his fuck on at his age
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She is not a spy BUT
Deepstate doomer decel democrats will try to use this to ensure global gpu compute tyranny. Not coincidence this happens AFTER the midterms, the deepstate actors are feeling empowered.
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>>110289745
How is it retarded? Besides its more for when a child tells about something and showing them you trust and believe them. Then verifying because kids can quite literally make up stuff and believe it really happened etc.
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>>110288529
>>Gets beaten by a mere "I fuck another woman besides my wife"
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>>110288629
that's a comfy brain desu
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>>110288529
he's manufactured success, permitted to be at the helm of an innovative company, precisely because he can be hoodwinked

don't ever think successful people are where they are because they are better, they just have a price
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>>110288529
>The #1 Richest man in the world
Elon Musk btw
>Owns the #1 Richest company in the world, ever.
Amazon is largest by revenue in current year.
But, the richest company in the world EVER is the Dutch East India Company.
>Gets beaten by a mere "I fuck another woman besides my wife"
Nobody is mad about that, it's that she is clearly a CCP asset and he is trying to cover for her company sending the GPU shipments his company sent her to China lmao
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>>110288529
Im in 30s and not gay but i wouldn't never cheat unless the mistress was 9/10 sexbomb who clearly into me, not my money.

Why are these retarded billionaire willing to risk their fortune for 5/10 hag?
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>>110290080
If I was a rich person, I would be Korean Drama rizzing moderately attractive middle class chicks fr
They're the most loyal ones
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>>110288580
They still need dev to optimize their slops to reach AGI
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>>110290080
Their lives are so square, rigid and calculated that they will swoon over a female who will show them actual affection or serve their fetish. Glowies probably got that shit down to a science
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>>110290062
>it's that she is clearly a CCP asset
Proof?
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>>110290080
There are people with actual supermodel wives who still cheat buddy
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>>110288529
Jensen is based. FUCK the kikes coming after him. The u.s. government is run by the epstein class rape cult. Talk about a nation of pathetic people.
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>>110290080
>9/10 sexbomb who clearly into me, not my money.
Obvious spy wont fall for that
>5/10 hag
Looks attainable and intellectual, still a spy tho lol
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>>110289886
It's almost like kids... can't be trusted.. and you check because.. you don't trust them.
"Trust but verify hurrr."
The trust part is not a thing even in your child example. Verification is proof of distrust. There. I gave you a catchy saying that actually makes a lick of sense!
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>>110288529
>>Owns the #1 Richest company in the world, ever.
3.7% of it, yes
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I'm tired of his cosplay leather jacket, doesn't reflect the interesting personality of this senior citizen.
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>>110288529
Cheating is what gamers do
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>>110290355
Alibaba money is involved and Alibaba is an arm of the CCP in the same way Dell is to the NSA.
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Jenson's going to defect and take his video game hardware company with him. No good reason to stay when the bubble pops.
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>>110291322
Cheating in a pvp game is cheating yourself, really.
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>>110288529
unwashed pussy is just that strong and you don't discuss billion dollar contracts with your non-model wife and then sex to celebrate
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>>110288529
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>>110288529
Communicado official
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/statement-from-the-independent-members-of-the-nvidia-board
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>>110288586
Because I fucking hate Jason Hang or whatever his name is.
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>>110288529
Yeah, bro could have been covertly banging 10/10 supermodel-tier escorts for $10k (a drop in the ocean for him). Now, he's going to lose half of his gorillion bucks to the vaginal jew.
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>>110288555
Checked, i do it all the times to look professional
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>>110288757
Companion (2025)
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>>110288529
Sex för women is an option.
S3x för men is a task sometimes a mission.

Hoeflation only makes all this worse.
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>>110289548
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>>110288629
At least we're making memes. Twatter is probably genuinely outraged.



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