Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmonthey're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on themas few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmonthe usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice offbut the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmonso instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead
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amazing thread
>>110306038cool
>>110306088we should have similar orbital lasers that detect phenotypes near every border
>>110306094>t. ranjeet from mumbai
>>110306038salmon lice rave uns uns uns
why are scandis the only actual peoples in the world that aren't money-grubbing jews? they actually strive to provide services that are of beneficence to humanity.
I want this for mosquitos in my room
>>110306128this is computer vision machine learning btwgayI "AI" wordspinner LLMs tainted the AI brand>>110306179im guessing the problem there is, your room doesnt have scales that would safely deflect the missed shotsbut i want this too
>>110306048now I feel bad
>>110306128idk Mike you tell me
>>110306048what happens when they evolve to have laser resistance
>Salmon gets blinded by the lasers and dies later from predation
>>110306447oh shit! You should notify them immediately!!!
>>110306038this looks cool, but the effects on the salmon worries me. wouldn't this make them blind, stress them out or something?also, I feel like this could be improved by narrowing the passage so that the laser can be shorter>>110306128>why are scandis the only actual peoples in the world that aren't money-grubbing jews?they aren't? do you have any scandi companies in your country? they don't give a flying fuck about the environment in other countries...
>>110306447They are in huge cages being fed all day, fish use their smell and pressure line way more than their eyes.
>>110306179I want this for jeets in my country.
>>110306676I don't there are big enough commercial lasers to vaporize 60kg of biomass in an instant.
Louse is a funny word.
>>110306676Hello leaf.
TFW fish live in a more interesting cyber dystopia while we're stuck with this boring shitty one
>>110306038This is fantastic.
>>110306038just pump some techno in there and market it as some farmed open pen musically enhanced disco salmon
>>110306038>coolest fucking thing ever
I've thought about similar (in some way or another) stuff but for different purposes...a water cleaner: a systems that uses UV LEDs or lasers to kill bacteria in water, as it moves through a transparent quartz pipe (I think something like this already exists, but it would be nice if it was made cheap)another, similar to the previous one: a clean vs dirty water separator, for use in home draining/sewage systems: a system that analyzes the cleanliness of water, and sends it through one of two pipes: one that goes to the sewage, another that sends clean water to a pit, container or w/e. the clean water can be later used to irrigate plants in your garden.
>the jew fears the AI powered leech remover
>>110306048kek>>110306179That existshttps://www.tomshardware.com/maker-stem/robot-kits/the-ultimate-mosquito-killer-uses-lasers-and-ai-custom-model-trained-to-detect-and-lock-lasers-on-these-pests>>110306094>>110306676>>110306882Microwave beam trucks have existed for a long time. They will not vaporize your 60kg in an instant, but can definitely vaporize enough to kill you quickly
>>110307268Also already exists lole and is cheap
>>110306440Then we get more proof that evolution is real, and beard man in the clouds is fairytale.
>>110306038salmons are already living in a cyberpunk setting
>>110307310what if the bearded man invented evolution
>>110306676based
>>110307276>but can definitely vaporize enough to kill you quicklySure but then you have to deal with piles of dead poo lying all over the place giving you who knows what diseases. To be practical, it would need to vaporize all of it. Thankfully, laser tech is improving fast.
>>110306048Is he ok?
Why not get them in the wild and herd livestock like a normal person ?
>>110306038just like my heckin soi wars
>>110306038this is retarded and i refuse to eat salmon from Scandinavia. i will only eat what i catch and what I know is fresh from the glorious Pacific
>>110306038I thought the death lasers would be users to kill humans, rather than lice on salmon. I mean, I guess it makes sense that we have to start somewhere small and then scale up.
>>110307828Dumping enough light into someone to kill them comparably to a bullet isn't easy. Death lasers for man-sized targets hit problems with the atmosphere absorbing energy and becoming opaque to the beam. If you're willing to ignore international agreements it'd be way easier and nearly as effective to build a weapon that instantaneously and permanently blinds anyone with unprotected eyes in line of sight.
