CHING CHONG, THE BUBBLE IS DEAD!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guqh0R_A1Tw&t=132s
>>110309590which jeet will get hired as ceo
>>110309602I don't think any jeet is even in the running, Colette Kress is the interim CEO, and likely to stay so. Stupid idea either way.
>>110309590Can you post some other source than the decade old embodiment of the two more weeks meme's shitter?https://www.reuters.com/live/nvidia-live-board-meets-fate-ceo-jensen-huang-after-affair-reports-2026-11-12/
Looks bad for him now but when the bubble pops, it's going to be the new CEO who has to deal with that shit. Leather jacket man gets to ride off into the sunset with billions in wealth (provided he divests from nvidia).
>>110309590*does nothing**wins*
>>110309590That's like firing Gabe from Steam. 60 series are fucked now. I expect AMD tier driver support going forward because if you're a soulless suit you'll ask yourself "how is good driver support making me money" and you'll cut it
Nvidia is dead now.
>>110309655The amazing thing is that she'll still find a way to loseNot once did they capitalize on Nvidia's failures
>>110309590>zerohedgelmaoi know his time is up. can't recover from this but post a credible non-schizo source that isn't from a twitter lolcow. faggot.
>>110309655family dinners are going to be awkward now
>>110309590>female ceoHecking empowering
>>110309636Could be worse: Unregulated Gambling "Prediction" Market bluecheck accounts, Walter "Bloomberg", a16z-funded "Monitoring the Situation" news
>drives the entirety of US economy>killed by pussyhow does pussy have that much power
>>110309673implying big j isn't dicking her down too
He Huanged himself.
>>110309655he should be their new ceo desu
>>110309670this why is their profile some naked dude with a 6 pack lmfaooo
>>110309689kek
>musk hires him and starts building GPUs for GAMERSYou will apologize to the autistic African American
good fucking riddance.
>>110309590He was there since the founding of the company. This is so sucked up women are harpies.
>china not only gets all the GPUs but also destroys the biggest AI company with 1 (huan) pussylol
>>110309729>Taiwanese CEO resignsnow put in a jeet CEOchina won
>>110309729Yes, but you also can't fuck people that report directly to you. If you do, you damn sure can't let it get out.
>>110309743wtf why does she look the same age as now?
>>110309758Why not?
>>110309620>Colette Kressgolden era for nvidia
>MBA in business>WomanBe honest, how bad is this >>>/g/?
>>110309758Musk did that and nobody cared. He also asked 'stein for a party at his island, again nobody cared
>>110309685Pussy is literally the most powerful thing in the world
Nvidia Corp. is searching for a replacement for Chief Executive Officer Jensen Huang after reports of multiple extramarital affairs.The company has tapped an outside firm to identify potential candidates, including executives such as Chief Financial Officer Colette Kress and Vice President Ian Buck.Other potential candidates include executives from other companies, such as Arm Holdings Plc. Chief Executive Officer Rene Haas, Advanced Micro Devices Inc. Chief Executive Officer Lisa Su, and Apple Inc. Chief Hardware Officer Johny Srouji.
>>110309712Jensen hasn't had anything to do with the physical development side of their GPUs since at least 2005. He has no idea how any of this works or what the design roadmap should be.
>>110309743Man I'm never getting married.Not that anyone was knocking on my door but still.
its over
>>110309768>financesisYou will never own an Nvidia GPU again, everything will go to corporate clients
>>110309783Neither does Musk but they can both get top tier talent
>>110309676>>110309768Is she another Jensen side chick?Also CFO as CEO is never good for customer
>>110309602According to business chromodynamics, when a Chinese spy collides with a Taiwanese CEO, they annihilate each other, releasing poo particles, which coalesce into an Indian CEO.
>>110309672n-a-k-a-d-a-s-h-i
>>110309669They'll hire Jensen and aquire Tenstorrent before the year is over.
>>110309687* sucking her dick
This is like the collapse of Research in Motion. NVIDIA is the next BlackBerry.
>>110309685Flesh is weak, anon.And the pussy's purpose is to perpetuate flesh. It's a shitty little vicious cycle that nature forces us into.
>>110309743they got married in college, so she deserves half.
>>110309805>Also CFO as CEO is never good for customerThe only customers they have now are fucking data centers so it's not like anything is going to change for me
>>110309776Musk's public persona is 'autistic weirdo', so he keeps partially shielded from this stuff.
>>110309590>Government forces CEO of the biggest company to resign by planting stories in a newpapersThis is some dystopian shit
Nigga should just defect to China at this point lmao
>>110309868He can't even speak Chinese....
>>110309743hahahaha
>>110309848The public doesn't decide shit, nobody in the public wants Jensen gone
>>110309876Isn't he Taiwanese or some shit?
So you’re putting together a new team…
>>110309886he made the right call, if you're a billionaire you should be drowning in so much pussy it kills you
>>110309685Wine, women, and food give gladness to the heart.He who uses them without loud shouting is not reproached in the street.He who is deprived of one of them becomes enemy of his body.
>>110309876One year of intensive training with Alice will make him fluent
>>110309786just get a prenup
>>110309768GPUs are the literal definition of "infinite money printer glitch". what the fuck did she do to "drive valuation"??
>>110309743>no prenup>in year of our lord 2026>$81 billion
>Jensen has sex with someone >This is grounds for firing him and screwing up everything for NvidiaAmerican prudishness knows no bounds.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-11-12/nvidia-drama-triggers-difficult-search-for-huang-s-successor
>>110309669They have however capitalized on Intel's failures.
>>110309886Sam Altman could never
I hope you all know this means the 1% of a fuck Nvidia still gave to the consumer market is done forever with this.
>>110309743White women age like milk
Just think, if somebody killed his two kids a couple years ago allll of these problems would have never happened.When I'm right I am fucking right, no matter how awful it is.
>>110309916>>110309919>he thinks prenup is gonna protect himLOOOOOOOOL, you're supposed to move your shit to some unreachable offshores if you're dumb enough to get married
>>110309920This shit is surreal
>>110309919They married in ‘85 when he was nobody.
>>110309826>you say you're entitled to half the wealth of the ex ceo of one of the most profitable companies on earth because you were "in this together">exactly what were your responsibilities in this endeavour?>I hired the maid who did the laundry and booked the restaurants (but didn't pay the bill) we ate at>outstanding, you deserve $81biliion
>>110309919a prenup wouldn't have done anything, they got married in college when he was broke. it's a prenuptual agreement, not an our finances are separate forever agreementit doesn't matter anyway because apparently he's already put half his money in a trust for her, before all of this came out
>>110309916>>110309919prenups are worthless in burgerica
>>110309655who is this handsome guy?
>>110309896Despite what CCP wants to tell you China is not one unified nation. It’s made up of a multitude of ethnic groups speaking 300 different languages
>>110309729There isnt a board in the world that would allow you to fuck your subordinates
>Sticky, sticky, sticky!!!Shit, bros, I liked Jensen,
>>110309685wars have been fought over pussy
>>110309955She sold her engagement ring to keep the company afloat during the early days. So she's unironically one of the earliest investors
wtf do people think the "AI bubble" even is? If they mean the "GPU prices bubble", then sure, maybe those will come down eventually.But AI itself is not going away unless there's an actual war on humans AND we somehow survive AND the survivors refuse to not use it again.
>>110309965They do teach Mandarin in schools there so I'm pretty sure that most Taiwanese speak it
>>110309966Literally Musk literally did that, literally
He's going to lose 80 billion in divorce and then be forced to live the rest of his miserable life with only 80 billion left. I don't know how one copes with that.
>>110309669How? She revived AMD from the brink of bankruptcy.
>>110309993musk has a 10 inch cock so it's okay
>>110309920Nope. He has sex with a Chinese spy and sells chips to China through a shell company in contravention of the law.
>>110309668Nvidia died the minute he betrayed the mustards
>>110309978Anon you do realize Jensen bought that ring in the first place right
>>110309590A P O L O G I Z EPOLOGIZE
>>110309944prenup would protect a massive chunk of his assets> some unreachable offshoresprobably already the case but nothing is unreachable when you know the accounts. i'm sure she already has access to everything. how do you hide shit if you're stupid enough to tell your wife about it? I wouldn't tell anyone anything but jensen is a complete cuck for the most worn out vagina ever seen.
>>110309920you seem to be missing the part where she is a chinese spy stealing trade secrets and infiltrating the company at the highest level
>>110309590I understand replacing the CEO involved in a scandal, but a woman? That’s going a bit too far just for immunity to short term criticism. I lose faith in any company that does that because it’s automatically untrustworthy and manipulative. Which is what they are trying to fix by removing Mr. Scandal in the first place
>>110310017Do you understand the no-take-backsies principle with gifts?
>>110309985>he thinks bubble means ai disappearsfirst tell us what (You) think a bubble means in economics.
>>110309985ML mania accurately describes the gross misallocation of resources into LLM. It was Big Tech was trying to avoid the plateau that it hit when the miniaturization of transistor/ICs gravy train died in the 2010s. Notice how they went full into the ML as means to create "demand" right after "Moore's observation" was effectively dead? Not a coincidence.
>>110310017>I bought this for you as a gift>that means it's still mineAre you some kind of level 10 incel?
>>110310015They don't care about that, that investigation is still ongoing. They fired him because he had sex
>>110310035She's a temporary CEO, retardbro
>>110309590>woman in charge GEEEEEEEEEGSelling all my QQQ right at this moment
>>110310039if you read my post, you will see that I literally asked you first
Video games are now over and all because jacketman couldn't hold it in his pants
>>110309656>That's like firing Gabe from Steamfinally, valve can be back to actually making games
https://apnews.com/article/nvidia-megaspeed-china-singapore-huang-5403f152a601cf82ce939f1d24fffa0f
>>110310022Put everything in monero and lose you seed phrase in a boating accident. Nobody can even see when you decide to move the money
>>110309685Pussy is on a pedestal
Jensen Huang wanted out.For a long time through all of this he wanted out.He's in his 60s, apathetic, and hasn't been in control of the company he built and made into what it is for over a decade.What's 100 billion dollars when you've been rich and getting richer for 2 decades?He doesn't give a fuck.Jensen has wanted out for a long time.
>>110310052Video games have been over for like a year now
>>110309712>autisticPlease tell me you're being ironic and aren't that gullible.
>>110310025that is an unsubstantiated internet rumor
>>110309906he deserves better (AMD)
Oh nonono jensenbrosThis is just the start.Next step is divorce rape and maybe jail time
>>110309685I wouldn't know, I have a pussy repellent aura so strong that don't even a paid spy would approach me.
What if this is manufactured outrage so he and his wife could exit before AI implosion?
>>110310037>>110310044>giftDo you have ANY paperwork confirming it was a gift? Because Jensen has a receipt confirming he bought it. What about you, do YOU have a receipt?
>>110310022you are talking about the guy who doesn't even know his addressjensen is clinically retarded
>>110310062no he loved this shit. i read his biography. he basically lived at work, he had 60 direct reports, spent vacations reading work emails. he even got his strange pussy from the company cafeteria
>>110309590>MBA as ceoSay goodbye to consumer gpus, 5000 will be the last generation. The only hope now is waiting for chinks to catch up.
>>110310069don't think he's a psycho. he's a retardo who has the 'tism. that's very obvious. he's a literal mall ninja for fucks sake.there is an overlap in behaviors between tism and psychos but the underlying motivation is where they massively differ. if you ignore a bunch of shit you can paint an autist as being psycho, yeah.
>>110310051>But AI itself is not going away i did read your post faggot, this is what i am replying to. bubble does not imply "this thing just disappears".>>110310051
>>110309896He moved a lot as a kid, lived a few years in Thailand even, attended a lot of international boarding schools and finally ended up in the USA.So no, he is pretty much a native English speaker and did not learn Chinese.I bet his parents spoke English with him most of the time as a kid to prepare him.
>>110309991He left Taiwan when he was 5 years old.
>>110310104noone who is still in love with the job blatantly Papa John's themself
>>110310046>temporary CEOHence I mentioned immunity to short term criticism
>>110310090I doubt we could be so lucky.
all taiwan fabs should be detonatedforce them to build in USA
>>110310062Most things I've seen from former Nvidia employees says the opposite, Jensen would literally take a piss next to the rank and file worker and chat with people at the urinal and loved work
He seriously didn't have a successor in mind? What an egotist
>>110309965The overwhelming majority speak Mandarin. Taiwanese authorities have also pushed Mandarin in favor of Hakka, just like Singapore.
>>110310124ok, good luck learning to read
>>110310142name me a company that doesn't say this about their CEO
>>110310142I'm not talking about 10 years ago or 5 years ago, something changed.
>>110310140>force them to build in USAThey did, mutts are completely incapable of this kind of work unfortunately
Meanwhile Chinese CEOs are probably chilling on some Changstein island 24/7 and nothing happens to them as long as they just never ever oppose the state in any way. Small tradeoff
>>110309590Kinda sad, some of the memes it brought forth were fucking 10/10, like this one:https://x.com/anothercohen/status/2120726309345092069
>>110310104he is a literal paperclip maximizer which is where he fucked up. he doesn't know to do anything else. it is impossible for him to relate to normal humans, completely, he lived for so long in a certain way in a certain world that he was an automaton, a literal paperclip maximizer, at all costs must increase shareholder value.which isn't great for the rest of us, I mean gamers. he completely lost the fucking plot
hopefully the spying helps China improve their GPUs
>>110310090modern /g/ is so overwhelmed by ai psychosis they will never float this idea. everything surrounding ai is le heckin organic and all real and there is DEFINITELY NOT an economic catastrophy looming.
>>110310015If he broke the law, why didn’t they arrest him?
>>110310158Former employees who were let go usually don't defend their CEOs, especially when they're getting slandered in the media.
>>110310133he tried to protect himself. his personal security entourage threatened the person with video evidence of him fucking his subordinates into signing an nda. he simply slipped up a few times and whoever is engineering all of this decided to take advantage right now
>>110309985Buildings didn't go away when the real estate bubble popped. Do you think that bubble was fake each time you see a building somewhere?
>>110309669Because they are not competing. Or weren't really competing, not for gaymers lmao they were competing for miners and data enters for over 10 years.Dualopoly is better for profits than the big players actually competing and fighting each other.Amd took the beta dog's role on purpose, they lose on purpose. Amd is just getting big enough to bite back, we will see but the whole market has to reset or else people are going to start to kill each other for pc parts. Nobody wants to be cucked to subscription models that reddit educate you for wrongthink.
>>110310170good shit
>>110310186yeah, because they have money in their stocks.
>>110310116Say goodbye to the economy. MBAs aren't well known for bringing innovation. The market will stall, then people will realize it's all not worth the hype, then the bubble deafens even the loneliest pigmy in sentinel island from the bursting shockwave enveloping this world.
>>110309590>>110309655youre insane if you think hes not gonna get picked up by a chinese group and make a fuckton.
>>110310204he's a frontman and he's forever tainted his role is over.
He was warned.
>>110310155>make an implication of what a bubble is>"thats not a bubble"learn how to have a conversation you autistic retard
>>110310069You can be both>world leadersHe meets them by the virtue of being rich. He is a complete sperg retard in any speech he gives.>none apparentDespite what social media LARPers tell you you can work on symptoms like this to keep them private>factoriesDoesn't mean he doesn't struggle>multiple relationshipsMeans nothing for nonverbal communication abilities. He has relationships by the virtue of being rich famous and tall. He would be an incel without fame and money.>jetsHow do you know he doesn't struggle to keep up with the erratic public schedule?>all over the placeFixating on multiple different shit isn't unheard of.
>>110310122>I'll just ignore the image with the actual DSM criteria and make up my own person definitions for things.Must be nice to live in a world where you get to redefine everything to protect your ego from ever being wrong.
>>110310204You're insane if you think they'll let him. He's being watched 24/7 and if he makes the wrong move he goes to prison for treason. He's now some glowie's bitch for life
Jacket man's autistic brand of charisma was carrying this AI push on his back. The new chick is not going to be able to sell this scam to people
>>110310215kek
>>110310215Very nice
>>110309590>Mutts shoot themselves in the foot once againYeah, he's gonna defect to China
>>110310215lol
>>110309786You were never getting married regardless
>>110310215She's never a 10 though. I notice US glowies use those 10/10 supermodels and it's really obvious. But China and Russia just use normal girls who can relate to the asset and have similar hobbies. They're aiming for love, not just sex
ElonHire this man
>A regular-ass white womanGive it to me straight, guys. Is it over?
>>110310214He's too valuable to let loose and arguably the backbone of the world economy. In any other circumstances the CEO becomes a radioactive waste except for this case
You can thank me later, gamers.
>>110310178New congress may want to hear some testimony about the export situation…
>>110310277I'll thank you when you use the stolen secrets to make cheap GPUs for gamers
>>110310276>He's too valuable to let loose and arguably the backbone of the world economy. then they shouldn't have made him resign but they did.
>>110310277This is catastrophic for gamers you idiot unless the chinks start rapidly flooding the market with 50 series equivalent cards.
>>110309590Holy shit. His resignation deserves a sticky desu.
>>110310292Stakeholders aren't known for their brilliant hindsight
>>110310170>vidkeek
>>110309965What the fuck are you talking about, "56 ethnicities" is literal Chinese nation building propaganda, they aren't schizophrenic and say all of them are Han like France is doing with nugubus. Learning Mandarin and being "Chinese" alongside your tribal/ethnic identity is basic civic responsibility, like hyphen-Anericans needing to learn English.
>>110309590Did Jensen fuck her too?
>>110310294> catastrophic for gamersRemind me the current market price of 5080
>>110309919You faggots really need to look up what a prenup does
>>110310232psychopathy is not in the fucking DSM-5 you fucking imbecile, it's a personality construct. you monster faggot retard you have no fucking idea of what you are talking aboutlet me help your retarded ass out, what you are thinking about is NPD, narcissistic personality disorder, which is in the DSM. and as I said, they have overlapping behaviors but the underlying motivations is where they completely differ. as a fucking imbecile such as yourself yes you can always conflate the two conditions, because you're a clueless fucking moron
>>110310266Because America can get their hands on 10/10s.There are no 10/10s in China.
What's gonna happen to all of his kids who are in senior nepo positions at the company?
Explain to me how Jensen being horny affected his ability to deal with GPUs and AI.>The Chinese spy thoughThat's not why he's been outed
>>110309956>half of his money goes to his wife>half of his money goes to nvidia>half of his money goes to the fedshe'll have to beg his cousin for a couch
>>110310017What kind of incel shit is this? A wedding ring belongs to whomever you give it to.
>>110310339>all of his kidsAll two of them?
>>110310319Cute you think the billionaire CFO who worked at Microsoft they're putting in charge is going to make 5080s cheaper.
>>110310292It’s the outdated 20th century philosophy that a guy who cheats on his wife will cheat his stakeholders. So they have to get rid of him to show that people can still trust the company with their money. But with current divorce rates marriage doesn’t mean shit as a contract anyway
>>110310317It's in his strike zone so maybe>>110310340Nvidia is US national security issue now
>>110310361two that we know of, of course, like we also didn't know of at least three affairs he had
>white woman taking over a successful companyyeah I've seen this play out many times, get the fuck out of that stock
>>110310340The AI god demanded a sacrificial lamb.
>>110310368ye should have pulled the Elon Musk. You fuck one women outside of marriage>noooo my middle ages christian valueIf you fuck a dozens of them none cares
>>110310361Plus innumerable cousins and nieces and nephews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tMVS2O9gc
It was either take the L or get considered for federal corruption and laundering charges. Sue me if the legal definitions for the sneaking millions of embargoed GPUs into China and lying about it aren't corruption and laundering.
>>110310360So does everything, as long as there's proper paperwork. You DO have the paperwork, right?
>>110309768Holyshit she looks jewish.
>>110310317highly doubt it. whoever is orchestrating this probably has proof of most of his company affairs to threaten him with if he didn't resign. they would want someone clean to take over after
>>110310340Becuase the entire economy is hedging on AI and if the chinks get close then the house of cards falls down, thus it's a national security issue.
>>110310340We don't have access to any internal data the NVIDIA board has Mr. Frog.
>>110310044>>110310360It's amazing how spooked the girls got by that post
THE GOY IS OUT I REPEAT THE GOY IS OUTALL GLORY TO ISRAEL
>>110310410I accept your concession
republicans will never recover from the bubble bursting under their admin.
>>110309590>Nvidia>women>CEOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's over for gaymers. Get ready for more AI slop and broken drivers.
>>110310362Lol nobody gives a shit about gamers if you havent noticed. Just be a good gaymer and slurp your slop
>>110310368no, it's not about that. it's about strength of character. overcoming adversity, having self control. these are the traits of a strong man.it's not about embarassing yourself by getting caught, it's about you signalling you are weak.thus the logic goes like this: if he couldn't control himself, what's to say he won't do that in business? it's simply a bad signal, which outs you, who you really are. as a leader you need to show strength of character, not fall for juicy pussy. that means abstaining yourself from imediate pleasure.there's other signals as well. being well groomed, dressed smart etc. all of these signal you are willing to take the hit, willing to put in the work, willing to endure some pain and discomfort, to signal you are stronger than weak willed nobodies, hence they should choose you.has nothing to do with "morals". that's fucking nonsense.
>>110309655At least she won't need to make AMDGPU suck on purpose and may start real competing with Nvidia for real.Prolly even hires him to the company, would be amusing as fuck
>>110310409Not corruption just higher risk business with extraterritorial partners in need
>>110310438Go back to /r9k/
NVDA is already fucking recovering
>>110310317I am sure not. Finance is the worst option to have an affair with, they fuck you up good and fast. I have seen it with some companies I have known or worked with, trust me, Jensen would have been fired years ago if true. And considering her background, she bites back. But I wouldn’t be surprised she knew about it though. Also, we are talking of NVIDIA, money is not an issue when it comes to whatever these people could trigger, if Jensen had to resign it means there was some deep shit and serious threats.
>>110309655>get Jensen out>hires him to work under his own cousin as the bossLisa Su won.
>>110309590Jensen was the last person that gave a fuck about gaming in that company...
>>110309590The new CEOs do not have any kind of gaming background and won't give a shit about it whatsoever.
how is AyyMD stock worth $700?
>>110310489>-6.75%>recovering
>>110309590He should be killed. That’s what all cheaters deserve
WAITFAGS BTFOD FOREVER AHAHAHAHA
>>110310510>>110310512Are you under the impression Nvidia gave a fuck about gaming for the past 5 years?
>>110310317glass cliff 1-1 soon
i hope he at least fucked her in the ass
>>110309590/biz/bros, is now the time to buy
>>110310518Yes, it's up compared to the market open and is continuing to go up
Lisa Su should resign and take over Nvidia, for the lulz
Isn't she beautiful chat?
>>110310527jensen did the bare minimum for consumershis successor will scrap the division entirely
>>110310552Celine Dion?
>>110310527Now instead of giving a bit of a fuck, they will give no fucks
>>110310550>replacing him with his cousin Would've been pretty funny ngl
>>110309814>Jensen gets hired by main competitor>AMD wins on both frontsKino.
>>110310527They still develop new gaming features like dlss5 and fund game studio to put nvidia feature in their gamesFinance focused ceo won't do that and just cut everything and maybe sell scraped datacenter gpu for consumer
>>110310577Dude they've been selling scrapped datacenter gpu cores to the gaming market for 10 years
>>110310577Oh yes, "features".
>>110309778does that make gays the most powerful men in the world?
>>110310552I don't mind tbqhfam
>>110310591Have you even said thank you to Jensen for DLSS5?
>>110310604Ever heard about gay mafia?
>>110310562why?they need someone to sell defective chips too
>>110310549Share holders of NVDA only hold onto their shares for leather jacket man, not a woman. NVDA won't do well in the near future unless something miraculous comes up.
Imagine the seethe if this is what finally impeaches T-Dawg. He knew about it for a year prior.
>>110309590i bet this was some sort of CIA plot or similarthey wanted him gone so they set the chick on him
>>110309685pussy has driven men to kill, never doubt it
>>110310626Republicucks would've to stop being cucks for that to happen, so it's obviously not happening
>>110310450You're forgetting the worst.>MBA
>>110310609Does my continuous laughter over these events count? Think of it like the ghosting, it's always there.
>>110310626Would watch the impending domino effect that follows soon after from the sideline in a bunker with an RTX® and a frame of Jensen by my side.
SOMEBODY CALL 911FERMI FIRE BURNING ON THE LAN FLOOR WHOAI CAN'T COOL IT DOWN GPU'S GONNA MELT THE BOARD DOWN ON THE LAN FLOOR WHOA
>>110310641CCP plot ofc, they saw the midterms market drop and leaked the info hoping for complete collapse
>>110310340It was the underground smuggling of banned hardware that was the killer. The affairs are just a PR cover to prevent the stain of espionage from settling on Nvidia brand.
>>110310455Your idea is flawed because most people secretly can’t control themselves in some way. Nobody really believes there’s a perfect overman CEO with superior character. It’s all about what getting caught up in a scandal says about the company
>>110310340Jensen is going to Federal prison buddy
>only moat against OpenAI and Anthropic banning open source local models>bubble deadAre you retarded?
>>110310621the same data centers that buy perfect chips. demand far outstrips supply, they'll buy anything, whether the card has 18k cuda cores or 16k with 2k defects doesn't matter in the slightest.
FEMALE CEO WIPES OUT ENTIRE YEAR OF GAINS
>>110310693How are nvidia acting as a moat against the AI jews? They're the drawbridge letting them in.
>>110310116Didn't the same thing happen to Apple when Jobs was ousted?
>>110309985Dumbass, their GPUs are the cornerstone of these AI training centers. Yeah yeah, RAM, CPU blah blah blah, you know damn well everything is dependent on those Nvidia chips, and if they start shaking in an already volatile market, this whole house of cards shakes
Hanging around with Lex Fridman was a red flag. He probably has no real friends and craves validation.
So who formulated this political scapegoat this time around?
>>110310668/pol/ Tourists are having a field day
>pelosi has been out of NVDA since 2025lol lmao
>>110310746She knows everything, not surprising.
>>110309590>Accountant in charge of a tech companyI guess the next GPU has got to be an AMD one. Nvidia is going to go downhill from here.
>>110309590It's kind of funny and sad how he's like the textbook example of a mid-life crisis. The stupid leather jacket, and having an affair
EVGA WON BIGLY
>>110309965Vast majority of Chinese speak mandarin, retard. It's their national language, same with Taiwan.Jensen can't speak it well because he's raised in the US
>Very obviously knew that China was spying on him>Hooks up with asian chicks anywayI would have been a better billionaire.
>>110310838You'd probably get secretly filmed cooming to futa porn or something
>>110310317No but she's gonna fuck the gamers RAW. Full blown 24/7 pegging with those prices
>>110310858>projecting
>>110310489Retail buying the dip
>>110310838>anon, any comment on this 4chan post you made 10 years ago?
>>110309655She's one of the early favourites to take over as Nvidia CEO. That'd be a lark.
>>110310729>guy in charge of the machines that make it possible for AI to run tells an industry plagued with literal jews to fuck off and that open source models will be forever supported by themSo you are retarded.
>>110310729He wants to sell to everyone.He supports open source.He said he doesn't give a fuck about distilling that's just life.
>>110310448It's not like there will be any growth in two years. I predict stagnation at best. Nobody wins, unfortunately.
fkn jeets are gonna ruin gaming hard ware now
>>110310729Jensen has been staunchly pro open source and for everyone to be able to run their own models the entire time he's been shilling AI
Betting markets say Ian Buck has the best odds to be next CEO which I'm good with. It won't be Kress, nontechnical finance girl can't run a tech company
>>110310879>"My billion-dollar company drives this country's economy, so this wad of a couple million in your bank account, a bit of lobbying and a possible, unfortunate plane crash in your future say that these posts don't exist."
>>110310883>>110310919>Look goy, I'm giving you a dagger so you have no right to complain about the fact I'm giving them B-52s, now defend your fort.
>>110310937>pro open source>closed source drivers
>>110310942Yeah no you'd be accused of touching boys and sent to Guantanamo if you tried that.
>>110310942That's pretty cool, but mister Shekelstein says you gotta go
So my gpu has become officially in mossad spyware?
BREAKING
>>110310942Wow it's not like Jensen's multi trillion dollar company isn't propping up the country's economy right this instant and he's been replaced by a white woman
>>110309743no wonder he cheated white woman age like shit
>>110309886Secret Tribe
>>110310167Asians are just will to work for lower wages.
>>110309590are gpu prices coming down? RAM? Storage? If not then who cares if leather jacket man is out.
>>110310950And now you won't ever be able to acquire the dagger, it's ok Moshe, you've already won, no need to pilpul any longer
>>110310950In this scenario now you don't even have a dagger. Or any clothes on your back. Also they won't sell you the parts to make your fort in the first place because the B-52 owners have more money
>>110310604Yes, why do you think Jobs handpicked Tim Cook?
>>110311006because they had gay sex
>>110310975lol imagine what wo- HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL WHAT THE FUCK https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117604177898784579
>>110311016Is that how Jobs got AIDS?
>>110310996>>110311005>Create an artificial arms war>The original customer isn't buying enough >Pivot to selling to the enemy>This fucks you over>/g/ defends thisSpiritually jewish.
you are allowed to do anything in america except be heterosexual
>>110310989Jensen cared at least an iota for gaming. That's where Nvidias roots are. The new guy will just axe consumer stuff.
>Trump:>NOW THAT Nvidia CEO JENSEN HUANG, who has done a fantastic job, has resigned, there is only one man to take his place - TIM COOK of Apple. >A Legend replaces a Legend!
>>110310975>>110311022He really is retarded kek.
>>110309993They were all his private companies though. He either disclosed it to his board and shuffled the person he wanted to fuck into a private company or that person was already in a private company he wholly owned.
>>110311025Yes.
>>110310527They still have way better driver support than amd and thats why I am worried about this change
>>110311026All wars are artificial dumbfuck.Unless you mean that this war isn't a natural process of the advancement of technology, which means you are a double retard.
>>110309685This has happened for fucking forever in the story of man.
>>110309780>Advanced Micro Devices Inc. Chief Executive Officer Lisa SuThis would be too kino for this world
>>110311050>We dindu nuffin! Please help us!!!Very jewish.
>>110311053>demands fat ass womenunfathomably based
>>110310368she's a fucking spy you doofus
>>110309876He does know mandarin actually>>110309868Feds would never allow it
>>110310591They still employ at least hundreds of people who only work in gaming related tasks. Ensuring that all AAA games and their proprietary Nvidia "features" run well on Nvidia hardware has no use case for datacenter sales.
>>110309590>THE BUBBLE IS DEAD!If the companies behind the AI bubble don't go bankrupt or announce they'll vastly reduce capex then it ain't happening.
>>110310368Some people won't invest or buy something if the people benefitting don't match their beliefs.Also morality clauses in corporate contracts. Don't cheat on your wife for a billion dollar salary is easy mode living.
Bought a 5080. Last Jensen gen Nvidia.
>>110309590His cousin should hire him. I heard she's nice and maybe he's got some knowledge that could help her company out.
>>110311053>Two "Gods" turned themselves into big booty women, so a King can smash and cause a war.Them niggas gay.
>>110309655Mommy Su was always going to win. Uncle Jensen will probably go to prison soon.
>>110309685Bro the only reason the electricity hasn’t shut off is because some guy some where is getting pussy for doing it or is trying to.
>>110309886What model and prompt settings anon?
Imagine if Jensen becomes CEO of AMD and Lisa becomes CEO of Nvidia
>>110310269He plans to>>110310801He learned mandarin later apparently
