>Microsoft having a major outage and the entire IT world is currently melting downmeanwhile on /g/>MUH HECKIN NVIDIA CEO
I don't use Microsoft stuff
>>110313048I didnt notice.
When does jeetsoft not have problems?
>>110313048It's been going on for days and yes, I don't care because I don't use Outlook or Hotmail like some moron.
>using micropeen products>everrofl
My company is completely invested in the MS Exchange cesspit and everything works fine
>>110313048i can't email my instructor about a error on their test tomorrow, if i lose a point i'm going to go INSANE
>>110313048>Outlook outageOnly office drones will notice this.
>>110313048>Outage OH NO!>MicrosoftOH LOLE!
I needed to make a throwaway at the very microsecond it happened lmoa
>>110313127What's wrong with a proton throwaway?
>>110313048>Microsoft having a major outageSo just the average Thursday...
one month free office 365 trial anyone
Not just msOther shit is down toohttps://downdetector.com/
>>110313090My company is completely invested in the MS Exchange cesspit and Outlook is completely fucked
>>110313061this month win11 update is ill be back in january sets
>>110313208A lot of services are dependant on Microsoft services so cascading downtimes are expected.
>>110313208>scroll through page>github of all things is unaffectedwtf
Expect some jewish trick this Christmas.
>>110313295Hanukkah*, please.
>>110313163it won't accept it unfortunately
Who still uses email? Lmao
>>110313208The newest pandemic by the patriots began.
>>110313052employed people do
>>110313208>WE JUST INSTALL NEW UPDATE AND REBOOTING SAAR
>implying people who are here have jobs
>>110313048SAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRThe last year or so Microsoft has been absolutely garbage. Github got ruined and actions are regularly down. Teams goes down. Outlook goes down.Jeetsoft AI vibecoded bullshit has taken over for them.
>>110313048I literally don't use a single Microslop product. Completely irrelevant company.
>>110313048>>MUH HECKIN NVIDIA CEO99% of the spam is chinese bots per usual on this board
>>110313099my outlook kept making the outlook sound but there were no new messages loltime to call it a day
>>110313048DDOSer options are as follows>Israel >Russia>Iran>China>North Korea
Fuck you benchod let see you take crack at it
>>110313391Not all of us are shut-in agoraphobic autistic retard poorfag niggers.
Assisting on a incident bridge and since I can't do anything about it I have my hands down my pants, browsing /g/ listening to management talk themselves in circles.
>>110313391I'm actually at work lolShits fucked. Emails are blown tf up, can't get anything, and I was expecting the component breakdown of a track set (yes, like tanks tracks) from the distributor today for this old 1947 crawler tractor
>>110313048>g-give me attention, /g/oys!!No. Have a pity (You).
>>110313458It's def the j00z.
>>110313048FIX MY OUTLOOK!!!!!
microshit is entirely brown and foid filled, so this isnt something unexpected or unusual.
how will this affect HB1 hiring process of M$?
>>110313048Only dinosaurs still using microsoft office are affected
I’m confused. Why does an email program like outlook need to connect to anything except for the web / email servers it’s running off of? How the fuck can it go down?
>>110313547yes sar i am kindly doing the needful
>>110313391I have a job and I'm here everyday lol
>>110313568And every working professional across every business with a digital footprint.
>>110313568There's no better alternative. Local versions work of course, but none of the cloud collaboration features, or online access.
>>110313554Whatever happened there?
gmail is still working sarrs
>>110313458It happened between minute :00 and :01 so my guess is some automation gone wrong
>>110313554theres something wholesome about a redneck tasing another redneck and then immediately trying to save him from the ensuing flames
>>110313403And you're probably poor. Completely irrelevant poster.
>>110313616
>>110313099Mine says i got 1500 unread mails but I know it just baits me to open it. If it’s important the people call anyway. Fuck ms outlook, die in a fire
>>110313576What if the email servers are down?
HOW IS THIS STILL DOWN!!!????... FIRE EVERY BROWN PERSON
>>110313048>Ganges river is filled with floating corpsesTell me something new
>>110313208My mobile internet didnt work today and all my relatives are complaining their whatsapp doesn’t work. Is it happening?
>>110313618Swap one jeet company for an even worse one. Now Google, that's an irrelevant company (for me), if there ever was one.
>>110313695>Is it happening?All major corpos are taken out, yet somehow this dump keeps going.
>>110313699> that's an irrelevant companyNot if you employed at the CIA
>>110313707Only the juvenile autostic sharty zooms can take this place out, and they probably already forgot it exists with their attention spans and all
>>110313715I'm literally outside the compound of ____ bin ______ al_______ but we cannot move in, because Outlook is down.
Microsoft thought they could run a company on jeets and LLM’s, now it’s all crashing down.
IT IS STILLDOWNHoly fuck this is amateur hour in Mumbai.
>>110313048>>110313208What the fuck is going on
Hear that? That's the sound of billions being lost in every economy around the planet every minute.
WHO IS HAVING FUN AT WORK TODAY!?!?
Are there any white men at microsoft?
>>110313822BOMB IRAN NOW!!!!!!
>>110313850Maybe in a few isolated pockets or senior management, I doubt they have many white males left.
>>110313391all i need to do is press a button on my kvm switch and my screen changes from CAD on my work laptop to shitposting on 4chud
Posting on 4chan at work
>>110313099I use outlook for personal because it was slightly less worse than gmail back before copilot
>>110313822izzat loss
>>110313895Promotions!
Wonder what jeets fucked up this time with the coding
>>110313850Just Dave
they need hire more jeets
>>110313052>>110313054>>110313068>>110313099>>110313343>>110313403>>110313568>autistic unix neets don't understand that the entirety of corporate america runs on microsoft
>>110313048EARLY WEEKEND
jeets+AI=E=mc2
They’re doing it on purpose to make something up
Copilot doesn’t seem to be working for me right now either. The foids and jeets might be lost without the AI telling them what to do.
>>110313954These types usually don't even know unix/linux, very well. Often never even programmers, they're just hardcore enthusiasts.
>>110313969"Stop dumping AI you fuckers or we'll stop you from doing business and freeze you out."
good day not to be at work lol, hope it's not unpleasant for you in there, you fucks
Thank God the document I needed was saved at Claude, you can't trust anything these days.
>>110313974That was the first one I noticed.
>>110314007working from home today and it's nice and quiet. just sent out a mass teams message to everyone saying that email is down and there's nothing we can do about it. let microshit take the heat for once
>>110313954>bUt LiNUx rUnZ TeH INtaRNetS!
>>110313048>MUH HECKIN NVIDIA CEOThat's a bigger crisis than some useless IT Stacies being unable to use ChatGPT to send their email (easily the most automated job btw)
>>110313048I mean, it's drama (attracts women, female-brained "men", the unemployed) vs something that's important to employed people who actually work in the tech sector.Guess which demographic is bigger on post-2016 /g/.
>>110313954Whatever happened to having a microsoft exchange server?
One does not simply grow out of shit posting.
>>110314066>microsoft exchange server?aren't those done?
>>110314066office 365 happenedoutsource that shit to microsoft so when shit like this happens you can sit back and pass the blame
>>110314066Big tech convinced everyone that having on-prem services was a hassle and that cloud would be more stable.
>>110313391you know most people on /g/ are unemployed when it's a major outage like this and of the 100 threads are 3 talking about it
>>110313048Yeah but microsoft does that shit all the time, but its not everyday you get the shitpost about a CEO who got caught with his hand in the honeypot.
>>110314082the internets is undefeated
>>110314094And they are correct. The amount of patching and maintenance required to keep a secure service on prem is now a massive headache thanks to AI digging up exploits every other day.
Every task of my job goes through outlook. Guess I can just shitpot here in the meantime.
>>110314107They cannot even fathom that someone uses a Microsoft product because no one in their basement does.
>>110313974>>110313954>CopilotIs that a non-IoT windows thing? lol.
>>110314007cloudshit down = not my problem
Still down. I'm losing millions, probably going to have to cut down on yacht fuel for this weekend. Thanks jeets.
I have an OG 'lastname@outlook.com' but i got a shit ton of spam even though i never used it... MS filters are straight trash because my gmail of 15+ years which i use on a ton of websites gets literally 0 spam.
people in my office are literally going home early with the excuse that they can't work. must be nice making a living by only sending fucking emails all day
I always wondered what would happen if the internet completely breaks and no one can communicate with anyone except the landline phones. There's no fail safe.
>>110313048>Microsoft 365No one except fucking boomers cares.
george droyd has gone rouge and is killing bitches at micro$uck$ HQ
>>110314287>landline phonesit's VOIP
>>110314274Meh, if it goes one another day suddenly the job gets much harder because management starts implementing the snail mail and phone calls operating manual from the 80's
>>110313969Isn’t this the “cyber pandemic” ?
>>110314287>the landline phonesAre also running through the Internet these days.Yes, even your fucking grandma's phone.
>>110313048NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM
Good morning. Please do the needful and kindly reset server.
>>110313554>muh brownz>posts some retarded hick fuck hyucking it up spectacularly
>>110313616Dumb hillbilly with a taser starting a fire near a gas pump.
>>110313954Why give a shit if the entirety of corporate America collapses? I would love it.
>AHHHGGHRUHHHGGGGHH ANON HELLLLP MY EMAIL ISNT WORKING. DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE COMPUTERS AGAIN?
>>110314287You got a few months until Dario completely takes over the internet. Hope you backed everything up and have a few months of supplies.
>>110313048>jeetcloud downoh no!anyway
>>110313458Does Iran really haz haxzorz
Oh wow, it's STILL down.
Next cope update from Microslop in 20 minutesNot that I'm complaining about being forced to spend all day doing nothing
The Microsoft response team is probably based in India and thus asleep. Ameriwagies btfo
>>110314386SAAR!! DO NOT RESET THE SERVER!!Ramesh deleted the executable, SAAR we don't have the executable or the source code!
works on my machine
>>110314142if you know the slightest thing about tech and still use their products that's on youcompanies are just retarded
>>110314486
>>110313409*israelidon't think we wouldn't notice
actually a bit of a dumpsterfire right now since we have strict email MFA requirements to uphold and now we get neither those nor grafana alerts
>>110313048how's IT related to this board? you think anyone here has any clue about technology? holy mother of stupid fucking retards... summer is long over newfriend, feel free to fuck right off.
Can it be down for tomorrow too?
>>110314500>I installed linux! Now I know techYou know nothing
>>110314442it was down for 17 hours two months agoi wonder if it's vibecoding or indians or both
>>110313048>the entire IT world is currently melting downMaybe the shitters who trusted AI/Jeet coders their critical stuff.Couldn't be me. Anything more important than videogames doesn't belong in the microsoft ecosystem.
>>110314518>email MFAsarr...
>>110314287>There's no fail safe.
>>110314518>not using passkeys for auth
>>110314546God I hope so. Might be able to finish the day early.
>>110314486Cool, now install the Bloomberg plugin.
>meanwhile at microsoft HQ
FSF, now is your chance to steal all the Microsoft customers with your perfect infrastructure that you've been developing for the past 40 years. It'll be a GNU era.
>>110314620kek
>>110314486Obviously the local programs work. It's everything cloud related.
CLAUDE REPLACE ALL OUTLOOK WITH ON PREM, MAKE NO MISTAKES
>>110314486That's Excel. Glad I could clear that up for you.
Nobody seems to grasp how much disruption this is causing. Shipping, production, trades, government, defence etc. You know why countries were all of a sudden saying to "stock up". This was why, if this becomes a three day event, then things get fucked quick.
>>110313707Anything that doesn't have some stupid dependency hell keeps going on.
>>110314486You make us Macfags look bad, moron. At least try to understand what's going on.
>>110314640"MASTERPIECE"
>>110313616>cop fires taser>guy locks up and falls backwards onto fuel hose pulling the nozzle out of the tank>taser prongs still zapping him ignites the spilled fuel
Why are we still using this piece of shit? Man, I'm glad I have the day off today.t. healthcare worker
>>110314593We use various authenticator apps for environment access, depending on the customer and their requirements i suppose
>>110314658Fruity bunny.
>>110314648Let it all burn.
>>110314593We have so many boomers that we were waiting for Microsoft to push it harder like they are now.
>>110313048here is how microjeet works: if it is near perf review time, jeet mgmt allow jeet devs to lock down the main git repo so they can deploy their work and no one else can. that way jeets take the bonus pool. its literally stealing. it takes three months to patch a service there because of this.
>>110314486I am surprised it doesn't require a mandatory internet connection to their servers.
>>110314661
>>110314695i have to admit that when Microsoft said they were removing phone/text mfa, i was a little bit happysorry, not sorry boomer, i say with a shit eating grin, microsoft has forced our hand, now scan the quckr code :)
>>110314675>Why are we still using this piece of shit?Boomers, embezzlement, retards hiring retards, and combinations of those.
its really nice not receiving emails
>>110314675>>110314754more like corporate america will never let go of their excel spreadsheets. and to get excel you need office 365
>>110314754There's no viable alternative for the corporate world. Do you think anti-capitalist troons are going to care about building rival products for corporate users? They cannot even make a decent linux desktop environment, what are you expecting?Obviously there is inertia to any change, but really there's often not a solution to switch to instead.
>>110314785Is this the retard who always recommends Python instead of Excel?
Yandev will finally finish Yandere Simulator now
>>110314648your ford vehicle cannot run if microjeet goes down because of connected car. good luck everybody.
>>110314082
>>110313048Oh, so that's why I can't check my emails. Well, sorry boss I guess I have the rest of the day off.
>its STLL DOWNlmfao they really fucked something up this time didn't they
>>110313048second time in a 2-3 monthsgot a reply to an email and now i cant check it
>>110313099It will be their best day because nothing to do
>>110314082>>110314111>>110314833
>>110314082I know that username
>>110314839do you work from home?
>>110313048>sent a requested replacement before outage>mfw
Holy shit saars I just got promoted!
>>110314868Mostly. I go into the office once or twice a week but most of the time I can do all my work at home.
>>110313954I should be mad I don't have to work? Burn everything, better for me.
>forced to go into the office to work because it's impossible to communicate any other way.
>>110313048>heckinIt's funny in trying to mock Reddit, you unthinking morons have become a funhouse mirror version of it. Sad, really.
>imagine not having pic related as your daily driverngmi
I LOVE WORKING IN IT SUPPORTING A CLIENT BASE FILLED WITH RETARDS
>>110314916My outlooks broken cuck
>>110314134if you're a dumdum, maybe.
>>110314916hey so when is it gonna be fixed? i need to check my email
>Hello my outlook is broken>Yeah its a Microsoft issue, there isn't anything we can do except wait. They haven't given an ETA.>Oh ok>20 minutes later >Same person calls back>My outlook is still broken
34.259500491068444, 50.392036203899494
>>110314486bvsed
i really need to send these emails guyscommission based job is rough
update in 2 minuteshttps://status.cloud.microsoft/
>>110314937>"So, uh, I'm going to need you to patch these services on Saturday. I know you're busy and you also spent the last weekend doing it but we just can't wait with that 9.4+ vulnerability. Be on site in case you can't get it back up. Test it as well please. See you Monday."
>>110313048I use Linux and dont know or care what happens in microslops
>>110314788>There's no viable alternative for the mickey mouse world.FTFYIf you are stuck with Microsoft in 2026, you simply did not care enough to change that.
