you are Jensen Huang, worth $150 billions, with hundreds of millions more in the bank and now unemployedwhat do you do
>>110313605this
>>110313605>fell victim to AI job lossesF
>>110313605If i had that much money i would start a new company>>110313635he could've retired years ago even before AI bubble. He's clearly just doing it for something else.
>>110313605Hire some eastern European prostitutes
go somewhere without extradition and play video games
>>110313605I would retire with what remainsTry to start a charity or something. Maybe like a One GPGPU per child charity... you know...
>>110313605Apply for unemployment
>>110313605Flee to China. They'll give me anything I could possibly want in return for advising their semiconductor projects.
>>110313691this, give big fuck you to the jews that invented the spy story just to grab his company
>>110313705they will just target his wife and kids if he does so.I bet Jensen will switch side to democrats soon to scrap what's left.
>>110313742i don't think he likes his wife very much if he ended up cheating
>>110313605become ceo of amdbury nvidiaride out into the sundet, fucking every old hag in sight
>>110313605Go to China, apparently
>>110313771You cheat because it feels good, not because you hate your family
>>110313605two whores at the same time
>>110313605Unless he had a prenup, he’s going to have less than half of that soon.
>>110313892still it's billionsmore than one can spend
>>110313912Clearly you haven’t used aws
>>110313958that's true I haven't
>>110313958kek
Cheat on my wife, I guess.
>>110313605he will become sexlike takeshi
>>110313605Apply for food stamps
>>110313605buy a 5090
>>110313605Buy a new leather jacket, touch some grass, and start a company named after one of the 6 other deadly sins
>>110314052i'm thinking lust
>>110313652>i would start a new companyabout what? affordable RAM?
>>110313635that would get boring after an hour or so I reckon
>>110313605Get the unemployed bucks
>>110313605>what do you doRun for Congress.He'll fit right in.
>>110313605Ask my cousin Lisa for a job.
>>110313605Drown my sorrows in acres of Asian muff.
>>110314130not gay/pedo enough for congress
>>110314121Switch legs.
>>110313605Fuck all the Chinese whores I can
>>110313605Let's see, because I fucked some bitches, I am ousted from my company, and my wife will divorce soon. What will I do? Follow my heart and fuck all the bitches I want with my endless amount of money, no company or wife to hear complaining, and no reputation to uphold.This guy made it, ngl
>>110313605
>>110314470this. then i would move to china and start my revenge. 10/10 anime plot
>>110313691They’ll slit his throat the second they’ve pumped him out of information lmfao
>>110313605I'm going to John McAfee that shit.Fuck the world.Guns Drugs Women and Money.A pirate life for me.
>>110313635gets boring after second week
>>110314052>Gula>Hire exclusively women>Hire Pierce Brosnan
>>110313605Two chicks at the same time
>>110313656I would make the most pornographic game ever. With mandated daily prostitute fucking for all developers and artists, fresh 18yo prostitues.
>>110314556>>110313691isn't he Taiwanese? he probably fucking hates China
>>110314795probably not anymore after he got fired. He probably LOVES china now
>>110314096Is that Gaben?Online casino for children, someone has to take a piece of that billion dollar a year pie and only a good fella like Jensen has the wherewithal.
>>110313605should have banned jew/jeet hiring, now you got to start a new gpu company from scratch.
>>110313605Fuck all the prostitutes in the world then die of AIDS
>>110313605become a NEET
start a podcast
>>110313605go sicko mode on a bunch of 18 year old japanese prostitutes
>>110313605get my own private island and chill
>>110314908Aids is solved. Only rural retards chuds die from it or even catch it.
Maybe Trump was right about Chinese models.
>>110313605Fuck every 10/10 in my linkedin
>>110313605if elon hired jensen imagine the brain drain from NV to SxSItoo bad it wont happen
>>110313605>what do you doJoin Apple and share all nvidia's tech secrets with them.
3DFX TWO
Join Elon and SpaceX for the Kessel project.
>>110313605dedicate billions to the anti-israel causes in revenge for being targeted by a mossad operationalso, do porn. the guy seems good with the ladies...
>>110313605Buy some slaves
i grab the youtubers that are making ram and gpu's in their cuck sheds and start an a rival company to put them out of business and win the love of the public
LISAAAAAI'm sorry I never meant to talk shit about AMDROCm is cool!Please I'll be your janitor my dear cousin
>>110313605post on 4chan in my underwear
>>110313605>what do you doEvery woman
>>110313605I would go all in on sex robots. With Indian Hindus breeding like rats past 2 billion, but also murdering hundreds of millions of girls before age 18 (by disappearing them into Hindu child rape trafficking gangs)....you have a huge market waiting.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/30/more-than-63-million-women-missing-in-india-statistics-show
>>110313605Fuck another bitch,Buy another jacket,Fuck another bitch,Buy another jacket,Build another chip,nVidia's a racket,Fuck another bitch,Buy another jacket,Buy another bitch,Fuck another jacket,Write another check,Bank is gonna cash it,Fuck another bitch,Buy another jacket,Bitch's ass so fat,Jensen gotta smack it,Fuck another bitch,Buy another jacket,Fuck another whore,Jensen gonna smash it,Fuck another bitch,Buy another jacket,Butter smooth leather,Do you like my jacket?
>>110313605It's fucking over. He's a broken man now
>>110318142Punished HuangThe man who sold the world
>>110313635>week 1>this is chill>week 2>let's see what's going on on 4chinz>week 3>shit is fucked>week 4>i need to leverage my wealth to shape the world according to my beliefs>week 5>i don't have enough money for that>week 6>time to make more money
>>110313691Enjoy getting arrested for not towing the party line 24/7
>>110318142He is having possibly the worst week of his life, assuming there arent also legal consequences he can bounce back in time. How fucked he is really depends on how true the spy and sanction dodging stories are (or how true the government has decided they are)
>>110313605>audition for american idol>she bangs she bangs>oh baby when she moves she moves
>>110318142He is about to start a new company.
>>110313605Work as a caddy at Dennis.
>>110313605Don't give a shit. Next question.
you know, my old man is about the same age as him and he's kind of on the way out. he's always tired and takes a lot of naps and his memory's starting to go. meanwhile jensen has time and energy for at least THREE mistresses on top of jetsetting around the world and doing all sorts of illegal shit. seems kind of unfair at times.
>>110313691the chinks will throw you into the gulag after they get all the info or wrongthink, jackass
>>110318142The spy gf was giving him energy.
>>110313605Chinese spies.
Give one lucky anon a chance to buy 4chan
>>110313605>you are Jensen HuangI'm not tho
>>110313605Buy a $5,000-$10,000 escort every day for the rest of my life and bang the finest pussy instead of some old dried up hag pussy?
heh
>>110314637>>110318948>>110319464triggered the zog drones lol
>>110313605Go full degen
>>110314734in his case it seems to be at least four chicks at the same timelivin the dream
>>110313605>Shitpost on 4chan for a bit>Have sex with a hooker >Get drunk/high>Start a YouTube channel where I blow up various things with dynamite>Have sex with another hooker>Play Factorio, green circuits look like GPUs>Show hooker my factory>Buy land>Start a big fire on it>Start an AI HR company that uses AI babes to replace HR roasties>Have sex with a hooker Just like whatever, I got 150 billion, fuckit!
>>110313605Start a rival gpu company
>>110319884He doesnt have 150billipn in cash
>>110313605Go to China and work for Lisuan
>>110313605same shit i always do
Go back to Asia and start a video game company, watch as FAGMAN implodes.
>>110318142no sympathy for cheaters (or guys who make gpus and ram more expensive)
>>110318142Good, he went against gamers, first it was making gpus unavailable during crypto boom, then now the ai boom. Fuck him and his shovel selling jewish ways.
>>110313605>Add the Open to Work banner to my LinkdIn profile picture>Message Alice and ask if she's still dtf
think of all the prime asian pussy you could procure with 150 billion dollars. we're talking daily orgies with models, anything goes
>>110313605Dump all my Nvidia shares at the same time to crash the company stock
>>110313605Keep sitting in my room and playing games, I guess. There's nothing interesting left in the outside world and no amount of money will ever fucking change that.
>>110313605fuck remaining bitches lmoa
>>110313691He does not know even 1% of modern GPU design. Maybe he was participating when nvidia was starting out but he was only rubbing shoulders with rich people for a decade now. China won't need him.
>>110320437Word.
>>110313892I recall seeing somewhere no prenup. Which means oh-no, only $75B.Though his net worth did drop $20B during the all hubbub. So oh-no, only $65B after his wife takes half.
>>110320437Games are not real. You are in a dopamine trap. You think there is nothing interesting because you play it safe and focus on easy dopamine rather than trying to make something worthwhile.
>>110319908well cash is not how rich people measure their networth in the first place
>>110320401>huanged.com
>>110319179Shareholders want to sue apparently.The Congress is preparing to subpoena him.His family is shattered and he'll go through divorce (unless his wife knew and let him)He does not have the privilege of being an anon on 4chongs who can just wait it out.
>>110313605There's nothing you can do. He screwed over too many people with power. He has a huge target painted on his back. His days are numbered.
>>110313605I start huanged.com with me being only male actor
>>110313605ask his cousin for a job
>>110313605Go on Joe Rogan
>>110320946I've tried to find similar dopamine levels in real life and no success. Everything feels just bland and boring but with the disadvantage that you have to pay money to get around, do any activities, etc. Not him but I do it the same. Spend all my free time at home playing games. That way I also save lots of €€€ that I use for a 3 week Japan trip each year.
I guess I'd have the all-time greatest mid life crisis. >(Obligatory:) Lots of drugs and my favorite OnlyFans/Instagram/TikTok hoes >(Obligatory:) Go estate-shopping in C*lifornia, Colorado, Washington, and Montana >Throw millions of dollars at medical professionals to get me roided up with minimal side effects >Hire Pitbull and Lil Jon to help me throw parties >Create my own Epstein Island, but with 10 times the budget >Hire mercenaries and shit to keep me alive as I go on wildly irresponsible adventures like dropping acid and parachuting into Southeast Asian jungles >Go through my videogame backlog >>110320411holy based
>>110321071>Shareholders want to sue apparentlywhat are they going to charge him with? being a victim of foreign spying? being seduced my a chinese milf? falling in love with your employee's pussy?
>>110313605Bci and mind uploading research prolly.
>>110319316being fucking rich means you are able to pay a bunch of people to manage all the day in day out shit for you and you only need to think about the things you want to do, on top of the most quality of health care and food and cleaniliness
>>110321343Smuggling GPUs to China
>>110321343You can be sued by shareholders if your personal actions led to a loss of valuation. >Being victim>Being seducedNo one forced him to pull his Huang out.
>>110321071>Shareholders want to sue apparently.>went from 6 digits to 5 digitsWhere? I want to add my name to the list...
>>110318142>After Weeks spent denying the allegations...>it was 1 weekThey are not even hiding it anymore. They had this article prepared before the whole thing started. They just didn't expect Huang to go so quickly.
>>110321642also he didn't deny it even once
>>110321682You know this obviously because you were there.
>>110321686point me to his statement denying anything, will you?oh no you can't
>>110313605>worth $150 billionsRetire. If I had that much in assets, there would be nothing to be gained from getting more. Just hire good people to manage it and live a life of luxury off the money my money makes.
>>110313605Team up with my cousin and bring nvidia down
Move to Thailand and enjoy all kind of sluts until I die
>>110321343Breach of fiduciary duty.>A fiduciary duty is the highest level of legal obligation imposed under domestic law. An executive with a fiduciary duty to an organization should put the company’s best interests ahead of their own desires.
>Buy 4chan>buy some island in Pacific >rise the /b/ file limits to 5 mb>get the best AMD setup possible >shipost until I have a heart attack
start a twitch channel
>>110321801>>110321343The board might also be sued if they knew about it and tried to hush it.
>>110313605At this point, Im pretty sure he is going to work with Elon Musk to help him with Grok, and maybe also help him create and sell chuddy gpus to gamers. Both have been american tech bros for years, and also both have similar interests. They will get along together just fine, if that deal happens
>>110319223jesus what a throwback
>>110321830It's not unlikely if she turned out to be a spy. Everyone knew about it since 2025.>Huang denied to friends and colleagues that he had been unfaithful to his wife. He’d been denying it when questioned internally since late 2025.
>>110322038obviously he wanted to keep chinese use CUDA and build all of their tech on it. The chinese woman was a GPU smuggler and that's it.All his other affairs smell like bullshit.
>>110313605>what do you dotry to remember my old trip and get back to posting as in elite on /g/
he fucked them
>>110313605Go to the stars
>>110323281So would I. So would you. Unless you're a faggot.
>>110318941>>week 1>>this is chill>>week 2>>let's see what's going on on 4chinz>>week 3>I need to use my wealth to displace jewish political influence
>>110323281He's a man with a taste, I see.
>>110313605fuck the gaming industry forever by releasing a game engine designed for aislop so kids can slop their own games, kind of like if roblox was open source and had quakec and papyrus like https://loosestrife.github.io
>>110313605Doesn't he co-own the company?I don't think for even a second he doesn't know how to continue making money from this public disgrace.
I'd buy one of Gabe's mega yacths and spend my days out at sea, occasionally mooring near some deserted island to surf some waves
>>110323899no, he only has something like 3% of voting sharesdude sold out most of his stake ages ago
Buy surrogate mothers.
revenge
>>110320647It's funny how /g/tards can't stand the idea of a /biz/CHAD knowing how to run tech companies better than them. Jobs didn't know shit about tech and yet there is a direct correlation with Apple's quality and Job's tenure. Just stick to coding and let the grown ups handle the real decisions.
>>110314771holy based
>>110318142This is good. The comeback arc will go fucking crazy
>>110324168>/biz/CHAD
>>110313635this is not how people like jensen think. this is why he is him and you, well, are you.
>>110313605>what do you do1) find out what my phone number and home address are2) start asian escort service3) drown in ocean of "hong kong phuey"
>>110313605the most based thing he could do is kickstart producing local hardware for local ai, somehow
>>110324168Uuhhh, sure, I'll take fries with my burger, thanks
>>110313605Contact Elon and make a rival company to NVidia.
>>110313605His 150 billion is all in nvidia, and he can't just yank it out. His wife has half of it. His liquid assets are 1 billion, and like 50m in property. His wife probably owns half that too.
>>110321222>that I use for a 3 week Japan trip each year.What do you do there?
>>110320411He can't.
>>110317681>4DFX
>>110323281Karaoke bars and hair salons often are places of prostitution in East Asia
go after some better bussy
>>110324168But he did encourage engineers to work on improving products and he openly talked shit about companies that were run by marketing and finance guys and how it was a slow death for a company.
>>110313605Get my position at Nvidia backtake the company private kick anyone on the jew side out
>>110313605>worth $150 billions75 billions
>>110313605fu
>>110321222Are you that Dutch guy who goes to Japan to get bored (but in Japan)?
>>110313605install gentoo
>log into geforce >see this what do
Buy majority stake in Intel and force myself as CEO, unfuck it back into dominance of both the CPU and GPU space by bringing back optane and Xeon phi.
>>110313635
>>110326714fuvk
>>110326575give him a bowl of eggs
>>110313691Why do retards like you think CEOs are going to know technical details? Like do they think there's some design review with some principle and staff engineers and he's reviewing their designs and drivers code? You're fucking retarded.
>>110313605Buy that island and get to business.
>>110327866most founder-ceos are super technical though
>>110327866He is a tech nerd though, masters in electrical engineering any everything. Not to mention the vault of corporate documents he'll have at home.
>>110319703Asians, whites, and Muslims have the capacity for humility and self reflection, and to acknowledge when they're wrong. That is why they are capable of building great civilizations. Jews and Indian Hindu poopniggers have no capacity for self reflection, so when they inevitably fuck things up from being inbred retarded, they can only lie, kick their cockroach legs around and cry that it's someone else's fault....which causes the collapse of civilization if they are allowed to take over.Guess which group America and white countries in general are mass importing and handing over the most powerful and important companies to?
>>110313605buy the Arc architecture from Intel, sell 24gb 600mm samsung GPUs for $500
fall guy for JEWS
Diss fatties, bang hotties
