>Microslop use Co-Pilot to rewrite a vast amount of Microsoft services>Co-Pilot is currently down and cannot fix itselfBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>110319966Ladies and gentlemen: the Singularity.
>>110320011Singhgularity
>>110319966will they swallow their pride and ask claude for help?
>>110320441
It's just a shame that FOSS is so shit that there isn't a viable drop in replacement that everyone can turn to. This needs to change, no way can jeets be trusted to keep things running.
>>110319966copilot huh?
>>110320441geg
>>110320441Carlos you brown son of a bitch!
>>110320554>FOSS is so shit that there isn't a viable drop in replacement that everyone can turn tohow is FOSS supposed to keep up with the eternal moving target that is big tech services/api ? They change shit every couple months for no other reason than prevent a standard and therefore a drop in replacement.
>>110320554Pay me and I'll build you something that's not shit.
It's not fair. Our corporate O365 services works even our IT-sweatshop sent SMS that it's not working. MS CoPajeet didn't do the needful and bring the whole shig down.
>>110319966But shitya nutella said AI is the future and we need to all embrace it and stop calling it slopHow could an Indian man be fundamentally wrong and not understand what AI is and isn’t actually-useful for, who could have predicted it? I guess you could say in his defense MS also had Bob and Bonzi Buddy in the past so profound misreads of what to do aren’t unheard of. However they never looked to Bonzi Buddy to carry the company on his back so maybe we reached a new level here.
>>110320595>even the waves and the ocean are brownProbably from all that saffron and turmeric color from the food they eat staining the damned ocean
DO NOT REDEEM THE COPE-POOLOT!
>>110319966What is he thinking right now ?
>>110320783Lmao. Are you gonna vibe code it for him saaar?
Why is teams still working ffs take tht shit down as well
>>110321011>damn I wish the Windows phone caught on
>>110321011>640 ought to be enough hours of downtime for anyone
>>110321011>I think a nice glass of baby blood for breakfast will perk me right up
How the fuck are they still down?
>>110319966i don't use anything from microsoft, can someone give me a good summary or a link to one of this juicy microslop drama?like what broke? is it just copilot? is like every service company wide borked? somewhere inbetween?
>>110321138Outlook has been broken since before I went to sleep and throughout the day after I woke up. My company uses their email service and it's totally fucking down lol.
>>110319966I am enjoying this a lot!
>>110321011>How can I ensure that Africans continue to reproduce?
>>110319966>when the entire product line is vibecoded indian slop
My company manages three big firms and I expect genuinely to be flooded with 500-600 emails. I kind of want to quit now.
>>110321011>Windows Vista never had these problems
>>110321157yikes. your company at least has some form of backup system they can fall back to for internal stuff though right? with the world being in such a shit state i could totally see someone being completely reliant on a specific 3rd party service though. surely you're not using glow-ware(sns/phone calls) for private business stuff right?
>>110321167they really will add the moe fang to anything, won't they
>>110321201Wasn't my choice lmao. All the servers I manage run Linux. I don't have the patience for that bullshit.
D3VELOPERS!D3VELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!
As someone who faked his way into his position (not imposter syndrome, Im an actual fucking imposter) I recognize just how helpless these guys are. Its like looking into a Brown Mirror. This shit isn’t coming back online in the next 12 hours keeeek
>>110321247
>>110321181>I expect genuinely to be flooded with 500-600 emails.I get 300 emails a day just from PRs and Issues in Github getting updated. 600 emails is like a busy Tuesday for me.I just read the title and mark as read and anything that actually needs a reply flows to the top of unread.
>>110320441excellent post
Is this finally going to be the fall of Satya Nadella? Worst M$ CEO ever, what a low fucking bar.
>>110320465oh shit anon they saw your post100,000 indians are frantically trying to do that and ddosing claude>>110321031
>>110321172He was sterilizing them with vaccines for other stuff. Sure they won't get malaria but they also can never reproduce.
>>110321210She's an actual vampire so the fang is correct.
>>110321427then why is she eating donuts, won't she get fat
>>110321434Because she's a cute dork and maybe if she eats enough of them. It's never really explored if eating all those doughnuts has any effect on her.
>>110320465Claude auth doesn't work at the moment because of the same microsoft 365 shit. My session recently expired and I cannot login through SSO.
>>110320554How would FOSS solutions offer support and maintain infrastructure for millions or even billions of users? You could open source/leak code for every software under the sun today and it wouldn't mean much.
>>110321011>if only Jeffery was still in the US he could set me up with some hot children to fuck to take my mind off of things
>>110321497Maybe critical enterprise infrastructure should be maintained by your own staff instead of keeping it all in someone else's computer?Food for thought
>>110321533Well think of it like this. These corporations have used antispam as a ruse to exert great control over whose email gets to go into people's inboxes and whose email goes straight to the spam folder. If you're trying to establish your own email servers you have an uphill battle on your hands.
how have they still not fixed this shit yet
So uh, it works on my machine and everyone else in the company says they can't use it...
>>110321591we were told it may look like outlook is working but your emails are probably not being sent
>>110321602I haven't tried to send any TBF, I did receive some though
Would be funny if they some day bricked every Windows 11 machine. I bet that is a possibility.
>>110320441CARLOS!
>>110321551The spam problem isn't as great as you're making it out to be. Lots of companies and universities still self host or did so until recently
>>110321928Yeah their corporate and university IP ranges are whitelisted. How much bullshit do you think my employer, based in the Philippines, would need to go through in order to get a Philippine ISP IP address accepted even if it is a static IP on a business plan? You can shit on all those orgs with more prestige for pushing out to the slop cloud when they have other options that might be considered more intelligent when the decision isn't being made by a penny pinching MBA faggot. But a smaller org or an org in a joke of a country is pretty fucked.
BitLocker acted up and now I can't get the recovery keys on my account page. Amazing FDE guys, I have no idea why I hadn't disabled it.
>>110321181Just tell claude to bin the 1500 emails that people sent you asking if/why email was down it's not like they're relevant after outlook works again
>>110319966>remove all your technical competency for the sake of "vibe coding">nobody knows what the fuck is actually going on>hiccup>everything burns
>>110321011>I still can't believe that bitch took half of my money
>>110322034>based in the Philippines somehow I knew brown hands typed that
This is going to get so so so much worse in the coming years.
MICROTODDLERS BTFO
>>110322693I'm white actually. Expat owned business.
>>110321448lolindian excellence
>>110322700These blackouts seem to happen regularly already
>>110320441I don't get it.
Coompilot, do the needful and make fix outlook gud sar
i wish it was ms teams insteadat least not having outlook is making me no shit that requires receiving codes on email
>>110322777>the get doesn't get itnigger i swear
>>110320441> another indian: the singhularitytime to slop this into a super mario sunshine / gtav clone where you sneak into the data centers and wash the poo out of the codebases
>>110321004>Bonzi Buddythe concept of a desktop intent router was ahead of its time
>>110322777Ask Claude to explain it, since Copilot is down.
>>110322777>>110322888I did and after explaining it also wrote this>The “AI” is really just humans. When AI products are touted as autonomous, a lot of the work is still done by people behind the scenes. Some AI products have in fact turned out to rely on large amounts of human labor in India.I asked if I am actually speaking with an indian right now and it said>Ha, no. I’m Claude, an AI made by Anthropic, not a person in a call center. There’s no Singh behind the curtain here.
I don't know I just find it funny to Imagine the guys that nutella fired, that know exactly how this shit works and how to fix it because they have been doing it for years and reading this on the news. What's are those guys thinking right now?
>>110321029That was Ballmer's thing. Gates was gone by then.
>>110323006Not nearly as happy as you think. Mildly vindicated, but still probably would have preferred to keep their position.
get ahead of the curve and invest in Ada now.
>>110323057>but still probably would have preferred to keep their position.i doubt it to be honestjeetwrangling is awful
>>110323073Qe're going into the holidays, bro. No one like the threat of income disruption at Christmas time.
>>110320441Singhularithi
>>110323006They're probably getting emailed by satya promising a huge check to come fix this mess in a desperate attempt
>>110320441LMAO
lol half this board rn is people with jobs crying about microsoft and the other half is neets crying about nvidia
>>110320441SAAAR BASTERD BLOODY BWNCHOD I REP UR GRANNY!! INDIA SUPOERPOWERRRYOU TAKW THAT BACK!!! UNREDEEM IT SAAAAAAAAAR
>>110322930>no Singh behind the curtainIt just keeps getting funnier
>>110320441Perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap@merriamwebster
>>110323171I haven't done a singh sir, this was AI please believe me.
>>110323006>listen man you have to come back i'll do >whatever you want you want hookers and blow done >you want your dick sucked in front of hr just fix this
>>110323127>They're probably getting emailed>emailedbro...The shitter is probably sending Indians to knock on their doors.>SAAAAR!
>>110319966I'm not signing up for shit, but is it actually down?
its over
>>110320554I'm building it now. But it's basically an overhaul of all existing protocols we have.
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
>>110319966> rely on ai > replace everything with ai> ai breaks shit because it's hallucinating> people freak the fuck out and tell ai to fix shit> ai shrugs its shoulders "you're right, i should do better next time."kek
>>110325323its indians retard
>>110325332NTA. It's both.t. maintaining a vibecoded project made by a Huwhite man
>>110325361ai in the hands of someone who actually knows how to program won't break anything
>>110321011>why does my penis still burn
>>110319966But who copilots the Copilot?
>>110325367> someone whoknowscareshas the time to careSo yeah, 1% of vibecoded projects will be fine.
>>110325520microsoft should have people who fit in that category, except they fired them all and shipped it off to barely literate jeets instead
>>110321497Nothing magic about 'FOSS,' only that it would make it viable for other commercial alternatives to provide rival solutions. Microsoft's system is fine when everything is working, and clearly many companies are happy enough with the service and price to switch away from local hosting, but when it falls apart, you're left with no other option than staying; the abusive partner.
>worked yeseterday>doesn't work today>just roll back to yesterday's config.Are H1Bs retards?
>>110325553A small staff of AI assisted 135+ IQ Whites and East Asians would be cheaper than trying to smear global poo around the world.
>>110323594I refuse to believe that video is real
>>110325629>AI assistedEven with 200 IQ, still worse than jeets.10 130+ IQ whites banned from any AI, however, can clean everything up in 3 months.
>>110320441Kek this is why I keep coming back to this website. I literally can't laugh at anyone else's humour other than you fags these days.
>>110325684That's retarded. Every smart programmer I know has come to the conclusion that AI meets or surpasses their skill, but more importantly can greatly compress the time it takes for implementation. You still need competent people to plan and organize what you needed. At a bare minimum, AI code assistants should be used to spot errors. Anti-AI is the refuge for retards.
>>110325728>I don't know a single programmer not located in indiaWe know
>>110323594The solution works 90% of the time. It only require a very minor mitigation on part of the driver, who applies their learnings to mitigate disturbances to the normal patters of flow, meanwhile the abundance of needful elections is permitted to flow perfectly uninterrupted to provide utmost service to utility customers.
>>110325745We know you're a retard.
>>110325771Case in point.
>>110320441kek
>>110321011>What is he thinking right now ?nothing, the news sites aren't loading for him and no email either
>>110325728>Every smart programmer I know has come to the conclusionyou know precisely zero smart programmers then, the architectural issues the LLMs introduce even at the leaf level nullify any benefit. typing out code was never a problem, that's why it's called software engineering not software typing
>>110325963>typing out code was never a problemWhile you're fiddling with your punch card, young AI chads are running rings around you, gramps.
>>110326104What threads are we in again, "AI chad"?
>>110321011>thank god I was able to exit scam the goyim and live vicariously through random journalist interviews about my opinions on tech and M$
>>110323127>They're probably getting emailedNo wonder it's still not fixed lmao
>>110326104damn, that must be why openai just closed it's robotics team just 5 months after announcing it. I mean clearly AGI just solved robotics and they don't need it anymore... right, rajesh?
>>110321612Every large Windows 11 patch provides that exact possibility already.
>>110322930Claude is such a snarky fuck
>>110320554we need to contribute to react os, stop worshipping linux, please.
>>110320441Don't put me in the inevitable screencap
>>110320441kek you get a pass this time Carlos.
>>110321011his tiny prick and balls are probably nestled in a remote-control iron maiden
>>110320441*inhales*SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>110321434It is her diet in lieu of blood.
>>110321011>ballmer get penis cream
