Microsoft must suceeed for us so we can get back in our steam accounts.https://x.com/CowboyTek/status/2120975677197345247
Wrong picThis one
>>110322897>>110322903Watch them blame this on an unprecedented AI attack
>>110322897Fake tits are gross
>>110322903I disagree, you chose the right pic.
Microsoft 364
>>110322923Imagine the aggression happening behind the scenes. They are probably screaming at each other on yahoo mail at the moment.
I repeat claude is down.
peak female performance
>>110322923they are calling it the izzat meltdown of 2026
>>110322897God I wish she does blacked jav
I havwnt noticed shit. Does this only affect burgers and other mutts?
I've seen health probes failing mysteriously on Azure last week ...
CVE disclosures when?
>>110322897Who is she
>>110323144meh, that's been happening for months. I couldn't tell you when we were last able to run a DevOps pipeline without Agent timeouts, or some other random thing spazzing out
>>110323479Khloe Kay
>>110322897Imagine her rimzuri skills
>>110323139affects anyone who basically outsourced all their Windows shit to Azure hosted and managed shit.Lot of public government shit is "down" and other enterprises. Doesn't seem to be affecting O365 for Sovereign cloud users though.
>>110322897Chinese spies are required by law to look like this
>>110322923>wojak artistincredibly based.
>>110323479AI, from what I can find. @__lsx0e on Twitter if you're interested. Not sure if it's the source.
>>110323533>DevOps pipeline....do people really use that?
3DPD
>>110323591I work in a UK bank, I don't exactly get a choice
>>110322903>bad healthchecks leading to servers probably fencing each other. it's funny how we keep demanding giga scale bullshit and end up falling face first into the same known problems.
>>110322958they are obviously using an llm to write these "updates". jesus christ i cannot believe how retarded the average has become.
>>110322928Faggot
>>110322928>americunt crying about breasts and saying they're fake if they're bigger than a-cup post #1312456747645000
>>110323556cheeky cheeky
>>110323714And no one bothers to proofread them for tone before hitting the post button, or worse, allowing the bot to post at will? Yeah you're right about people becoming retarded.
>>110322897Is this achievable natty technologically speaking? How do I get my chubby Ashkenazi girlfriend this big?
>>110322983It was just connectors that let Claude do stuff in M365, not Claude itself.>>110323714I doubt it, because these public updates could be used as court evidence if anyone sues MS for failing to provide services per a corporate SLA. ChatGPT might write these, but some overpaid corporate lawyer is definitely reading them before they get posted.
