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Microsoft must suceeed for us so we can get back in our steam accounts.

https://x.com/CowboyTek/status/2120975677197345247
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Wrong pic
This one
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>>110322897
>>110322903
Watch them blame this on an unprecedented AI attack
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>>110322897
Fake tits are gross
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>>110322903
I disagree, you chose the right pic.
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Microsoft 364
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>>110322923
Imagine the aggression happening behind the scenes. They are probably screaming at each other on yahoo mail at the moment.
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I repeat claude is down.
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peak female performance
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>>110322923
they are calling it the izzat meltdown of 2026
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>>110322897
God I wish she does blacked jav
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I havwnt noticed shit. Does this only affect burgers and other mutts?
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I've seen health probes failing mysteriously on Azure last week ...
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CVE disclosures when?
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>>110322897
Who is she
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>>110323144
meh, that's been happening for months. I couldn't tell you when we were last able to run a DevOps pipeline without Agent timeouts, or some other random thing spazzing out
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>>110323479
Khloe Kay
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>>110322897
Imagine her rimzuri skills
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>>110323139
affects anyone who basically outsourced all their Windows shit to Azure hosted and managed shit.
Lot of public government shit is "down" and other enterprises. Doesn't seem to be affecting O365 for Sovereign cloud users though.
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>>110322897
Chinese spies are required by law to look like this
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>>110322923
>wojak artist
incredibly based.
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>>110323479
AI, from what I can find.

@__lsx0e on Twitter if you're interested. Not sure if it's the source.
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>>110323533
>DevOps pipeline
....do people really use that?
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3DPD
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>>110323591
I work in a UK bank, I don't exactly get a choice
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>>110322903
>bad healthchecks leading to servers probably fencing each other. it's funny how we keep demanding giga scale bullshit and end up falling face first into the same known problems.
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>>110322958
they are obviously using an llm to write these "updates". jesus christ i cannot believe how retarded the average has become.
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>>110322928

Faggot
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>>110322928
>americunt crying about breasts and saying they're fake if they're bigger than a-cup post #1312456747645000
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>>110323556
cheeky cheeky
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>>110323714
And no one bothers to proofread them for tone before hitting the post button, or worse, allowing the bot to post at will? Yeah you're right about people becoming retarded.
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>>110322897
Is this achievable natty technologically speaking? How do I get my chubby Ashkenazi girlfriend this big?
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>>110322983
It was just connectors that let Claude do stuff in M365, not Claude itself.

>>110323714
I doubt it, because these public updates could be used as court evidence if anyone sues MS for failing to provide services per a corporate SLA. ChatGPT might write these, but some overpaid corporate lawyer is definitely reading them before they get posted.
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>>110323565
What about the male ones?
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>>110326283
Did that anon stutter?

No, he didn't.
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>>110322928
Objectively wrong.
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>>110326514
I'D FUCK THEM ALL DAY



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