I'm on my way to being way too high tonight, please join me in a silly rekt thread!Homemade rekt is fine too!
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I was going to play some stardew valley but my desire is only surpassed by my lack of motivation
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>>30744369>I'm>I'm>My>MeGo back home cringy u/attentionwhore.
>>30744713>2026>Thinking Agency and self-awareness is cringeDoes gen Alpha really?
>>30744564What is the backstory
>>30744823How do you know he's autistic?
>>30744840rapping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0on public transit
shit ass discord blogger thread
>>30744808south american nerve gas.
>>30744864whatim talking about the dude with the axe in his head
>>30744892lady sells axe on facebook marketplace and nigger decides to try it before he buys it
>>30744892yeah, it's all too common these days.Such a shame!
What makes a rekt silly?
>>30744485kek
>>30744808hang all bikers
>>30745033Something very silly. :)
>>30744370My WHAT friend
>>30744369Evil cunts. Fuck Islam.
>>30744369>Homemade rektwhat do you mean by this
>>30745114I need the video of the Helmet Enjoyer versus The Vegetable
>>30745118I' ve got this one
>>30745098>what do you mean by thislike this i think
>>30745127I think that's the second half of it.
>>30744840being fan of harry potter
>>30745152
>>30744808Guy came over to buy the axe off them. Was just checking it out and sunk it into dudes head unprovoked, no reason at all
>>30745135lmao
>>30745160
Weird ask, but does anyone have that weird troon bnwo suicide video? I’ve been laughing about it for days and can’t seem to track it down.
>>30745084You heard him.
>>30744373Hat der dumme Hurensohn sich da selbst das Bein gebrochen?
>>30744394Why the fuck?That's an angle grinder btw.
>>30745199elaborate please, I don't speak whatever the fuck language you're using
>>30745221sprechen Americano, Karl.
>>30744474Classic. Anybody know what happened to him after. Crazy that he uploaded that after everything. Also, the way he's completely silent the whole time and only screams at the end. But I guess half the glass was still up his ass and when he stood up it got crunched and cut even more. Plus he was probably still in shock and full of adrenaline and only really realized what just happened and it only started to hurt then.
>>30745173Crazy. Did the axe in head dude survive?
>>30744394He is handling that grinder improperly and doesnt even wait for his friend to move his hand! Dude almost lost as many fingers as I have in just one day!
>>30745271He didn't even say the word.
>>30745255I read he went to hospital and after he left he ended up doing it again later.
>>30745273Yeah, I realized that I misheard.Stuff like this still happens over a single word. In this case it wasn't the word but just over words in general. I mean he was annoying but I wouldn't stab him for it.
>>30745255could you imagine the surge of adrenaline after that thing burst in your ass? like, you KNOW that you got a long day ahead of you after that, you wont be able to relax for the next few days at least. Not to mention realizing that you have to tell a shitload of people what happened at least vaguely. You have to tell the doctors which will repeat it to eachother for years to come, you have to tell your boss somehow, word would spread, I mean this guys video is one of the most famous shock videos ever the guy is a downright star. Imagine thats the only thing you were known for, like, dang.
>>30745255imagine becoming famous for something you can't brag about."I was the 1 guy 1 jar guy ask me anything!!""why is your penis so fucking disgusting bro what do you do to it?"
>>30745163Did his eye actually explode or was that just some blood from a popped blood vessel under his eye? You could already see a hemorrhage there.
>>30744369You got lost on your way to your tumbler blog friend.
>>30745315calm down faggot I've been here longer than you've been alive
>>30745259he was barely a dude given he was a kid and no
>>30745314im not a medfag but that looks like a hematoma, it's probably somewhere in the socket and it exploded after dude slapped him thus the blood facial
>>30745324Doesn't matter if he was 16 or 26, the dude was a dude. And thanks. Looked like he survived for long enough to realize what just happened to him. Damn.
>>30745334You're right, it was a hematoma. It only became a hemorrhage once it popped.Didn't get my terminology right.
>>30745337he starts posturing almost instantly so probably not
>>30745345Yeah, looked to me like he touched the axe handle or his head to feel what happened right at the end but could've also just been posturing.
>>30745355the axe is in his brain/head, once the skull is opened you immediately lose consciousness
>>30745366No you don't, the skull is not a magic barrier that when penetrated shuts off consciousness. Plenty of people Crack their skull open and are still conscious. People get shot in the head or their skull and brain pierced by rods and parts of their brain get destroyed or removed and they can stay conscious. Although that's not always the case and plenty get knocked out or die but it's definitely not always the case that they immediately lose consciousness when the skull is opened.
>>30744808https://ktul.com/news/local/suspect-has-charges-upgraded-to-murder-after-victim-dies-from-axe-blow-to-the-head
>>30745366>>30745441You can see that perfectly demonstrated in that clip.>>30744967He gets shot right through the head and stays conscious and alive until he gets shot up more.
>>30745139What's the story behind this? Holy shit this is one of the most fucked up things i've ever seen.
>>30745531Polish kid killed family for 764 extortionists
>>30745531i don't know but the guy looks funny lmao
>>30745255he was no lie, drafted in the ukrainian army
>>30745139assassins creed valhalla IRL
>>30745139Just searched, “polish teen may face up to 30 years behind bars” LMAO europe and canada are FUCKED
>>30745135BITCH FUCK YOUR STAIRS
>>30745834kek
>>30744823He was culturally enriched by niggers
>>30744845Oh my god man I thought I recognized it from a distant memory...
>>30744616Kill yourself, faggot.
>>30745127>He's not ok, he's unconscious>I love him so much so much and want to tenderly fuck him>He rejected me though>Now's my chance to palpate his soft lovely face>And for good measure, I better just move his head too, so he'll be paralyzed and come to rely on me foreverWhy do skateboard fags act like this
>>30745744All that prep for ass shrapnel paid off then, no doubt
>>30746067weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(x100)d.
>>30745124But wait, his BBC should have made him superior! What happened BNWObros?
>>30745188Why is Jeb the sissy onions version of his brothers
>>30744823this is why you carry and when a nigger threatens to stab you you shoot it in the head.
>>30746337baby murder is not bannable but 2 animals having sex is?
>>30745212lmao what is this asmr shit
>>30745212Looney Troons
>>30745337medfag here. the immediate posturing indicates immediate severe brain damage/death.
>>30746301He's dead, Jim
>>30744800It's not self awareness.
>>30744873What the fuck is his problem?
>>30745033It's weird how so many people act like they think there's no way in hell that somebody would actually shoot them.
>>30745061They say he's still falling down the stairs to this day.
>>30745160When people do this, it makes it seem like they're new to alcohol. If you have any experience with alcohol, you would know not to do this.
>>30745196What the fuck did he think would happen? Again, this seems like the kind of thing you would only do if you had no experience with alcohol.
>>307452480:23 - "Licked it so good."
>>30745072>Makes the same noises as Donald Duck giving the ol’ corkscrew to Daisy
>>30745322Lmao I feel like they realized that he looks like he's sobbing when he lifts his hand first and then came up with this.
>>30745810>When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's annoying.
>>30745045>too fat to ride a bike
>>30744823American Hogwarts is wild.
>>30744369>Religion of Peace, BTW.
>>30746170Aura
Fresh Chinese rekt
>>30747132Oh no he called me fatAnyway
>>30745248Karl asked if that dumb son of a bitch just broke his own leg.The video was German.
>>30747573The Machines are already winning, kek.
>>30744808>no no das not the point Based chinaman putting bikenig in a cell
Borthers please help there is this webm of this chick who dances on a table and falls and she hits her nape on the edge of the table and freezes in having the funnies grimace ever, I was thinking I have saved it but apparently I felt too dirty to do so, please brothers her faces is the only thing I see every time I hit my neck or head
>>30745245>>30745212Guys what if they dated… owo
>>30747932Make it a threeway.
>>30745248>there goes my hero, watch him as he goes
>>30745307Lmao
>>30745416Establish dominance on whitey Why don’t ypepo sezun Dey fuuudWhy don’t whypipo ain’t got no culchaWhy cracka dik so tiny and weak nigga
>>30748089Damn, she's winning in a one against four fight. I would not want to fuck with this bitch.
>>30745416They were both acting niggerly in this situation. At least the black dude at the end seemed concerned.
>>30747938I could've saved her...
>>30748172>herFilthy fucking tranny, you'll never be a real woman.
Anyone got the guy stabbing himself trying out a knife?
>>30744369total magat death!
>>30748304total magat death!
>>30748464fucking lol this one always gets me
>>30748500this
>>30748526same kek
>>30748452ywnbaw
>>30747938fake and gay
>>30745255I guess he was a glass half-up kind of guy.
>>30744823honestly that nig did the world a favor, people who rap or play music out loud on public transport deserve the worst.
>>30745084NIGGER friend! did you hear that pussy?
>>30745416total magat death
>>30744474In this situation I would be convinced that I will bleed out.
>>30748464You can see the cum shoot out
>>30748089Same as always. The whole tribe has to jump in when one of them is losing a 1 on 1 fight.Also, that bitch can hold her own in a fight, even against a bigger group. That's impressive.
>>30748690I cut a skin tag off one of my balls and thought better of making a video of it.It bled like fucking crazy but it healed in a day.
>>30748464Was that the plan and he wanted this to be done to him? I mean the decapitation?I guess so, since they put up a bucket and tarp for the blood and everything.Thats some crazy sexual deviant stuff. Also crazy how you can see that his heart still beating and pumping, when the spinal cord is cut and even when the head is completely detached.Anybody know the story or more about this?
>>30748464Context.
>>30748728Probably he was in debt with them or some gang war. You know something like "let us kill you or we'll kill both you and your family"
>>30747573>all the mom not giving a fuck and still focused on their phoneslmao
>>30748464>>30748728>>30748733>>30748738Here is a video covering the video and background niggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXn-93UrUoHe has good videos in general
>>30748172>herkek
>>30744823He should have used expelliarmus, but probably just forgot his wand at home.
>>30748738Then why would he be naked and jerking it, instead of fighting or begging for his life or whatever. That makes no sense at all, sorry. He definitely wanted this, it's some fucked up suicidal, sexual fetish shit.
>>30748750Thanks brother! I'll definitely watch that later.
>>30748728Going from memory, he was a depraved depressed looney too into eroguro, and then he found someone who was equally as fucked as he was. Eventually the two met up and the other person was down to carry out the beheading. I think it was vietnam? You can probably just throw it in google and find a story on it.
>>30745245uhh story? Did they survive that?
>>30745245I love the contrast between the cutesy kawaii cat poster on her wall with the scars on her thighs and the fact that she (accidentally) hang herself. it's so hot.
>>30746067he hardly touched his head
>>30748837Me too brother you and I are distinct and unique individuals so that's three seperate successful people that agree with him.
>>30748998Hold up brother. There's a fourth Chad that agrees with him and it's me.
>>30745255I know for a fact that the same guy had videos of himself putting firecrackers in glass christmas ornaments, lighting them, and shoving them up his ass. dude was in it for the love of the game.
>>30744474This was a straight, married man with kids btw
>>30744873she should have held the door shut behind her
>>30749116it usually is.Only happy fulfilled people view disaster and rekt shit as entertainment.
>>30744840You have to be majorly autistic to be wearing a Harry Potter robe and necklace, and also trying to act hard and rap on public transit.
>>30749171lmao how fucking stupid do you have to be to survive that"hey I've thought of the funniest way to haze the new guy!"
>>30744382Why do so many cops make traffic stops on highways to essentially just chat/lecture the driver instead of issuing a citation or making an arrest? If you're just going to tell him to knock it off I don't think it was very sensible or wise to bring him and yourself to a complete stop on an active highway. Wait for him to take an exit so you can pull him over somewhere you're not liable to get flattened if you insist on pretending to be their dad, or just let it go if you didn't even think it was worth a ticket.
>>30748858I watched the video the other anon linked and you were right and summarized it very well .
>>30744646Story?
>>30748879She has an asphyxiation kink. For people like that, it's sexually arousing to choke themselves to the point just before they pass out and they will do that while pleasuring themselves. But it's obviously dangerous. Normally they do it by hand with a rope they squeeze around their neck, so that if they go too far and lose consciousness, their hands drop and stop strangling and they wake back up. Even that's dangerous but at least it is more fail safe. She did it with a rope, hanging and she went just a little bit too far and began to lose consciousness. She panicked and tried but couldn't get herself out of the noose in time and she asphyxiated and died. You can see quite clearly that she obviously didn't survive. You watched it.
>>30749249Did he died?
>>30749668No, but he broke a lot of shit. Nothing life ending or altering, though.
>>30747573kek thanks china
>>30748304You'll never be a man.
>>30749243Sick fuck
>>30747881Someone will post it every thread.
>>30744369Looking at gif after you've smoked a few hits is kinda strange.
>>30746067Jesus. Project harder faggot.
>>30745279acting
>>30750012Wrestling is fake man. All of this is scripted and acted. Everyone knows that.
>>30744564what's up with that anon that keeps posting this in any rekt thread, even if it doesn't go with the theme of the thread?
>>30750092How did he do that?
>>30750149another magic trick?
>>30750089maybe trying to bait out the psychotic spic who claims to blow rope over it because being a brownoid subhuman makes him miserable and he envies the first world which he also wishes he could invade and also become a life-in-prison faggot
>>30748490lol she died for nothing like a retard
>>30744474the man himself said that he did not make a sound because his family was literally in the next room. he was drafted into the Ukraine war, and died.
>>30745061And I idiot waste time walking down bro
>>30745114Cheap and fast spine adjustment nice
>>30744369>namefagging>blogfagging about playing gay game like a trany or femcel tourist from ledditif the first, kill yourself. If the latter, post your tits then kill yourself
>>30749655>>30748882>shelmao
>>30745305This music hits different
>>30744823too bad vax cant cure this shit
>>30750149>cut it outCARLOSSSS!!!
>>30745307Thats not a duck. Thats a coot
>>30749525next exit is out of there jurisdiction, they have "speed trap zones" youll be driving on a 65 - 75 hwy and then speed goes down to 55 and they pull you over
>>30750528>literally has tits and is rubbing her pussy>hurr durr its a trannykys
>>30747058Eva was known to do that
>>30745245Anyone have this with sound?
Anybody got the video where a bus drive very close to a cyclist and then the cyclist fell so the bus litterally blow the brains out ?
>>30745245>cis girl>troonrent free is a hell of a drug
>>30747573Kek, "stop being a whiny bitch and walk it off" is the impression I'm getting here
>>30745245>>30749655Imagine that this is your friend or family member and you don't hear from them for a while and go check on them. When you get there you see she hung herself. Naked for whatever reason but you think maybe she wanted to leave this plane of existence the same way she came.You see there's a camera and you watch the video back for a possible goodbye message or an explanation or whatever, because you can't think of any reason she'd kill herself and just need answers. You watch the video and you realize she was a sexual deviant and did this just to pleasure herself in her own perverted way but she did it in the literal most retarded way possible and just lost control and accidentally killed herself.What an experience that must've been for whoever found her. Hope she at least enjoyed herself so it was worth it.
WE MUST BREED ISRAEL. THEY ARE INVADING US, THEREFORE WE INVADE THEM. THERE IS MORE OF US THAN THEM. WE CAN TAKE EM.
>>30749642japanrapist nigger, or just behaving blacktheres a lot of these if you go looking
>>30745033incredible restrain to not magdump
>>30744823>epic rap battles of historySo fitting
>>30745056>place you under arrest for resisting arrestWtf?
>>30744474wow, it's been a long time
>>30748604Hehehe hohohoh u got emOnly person who got ACKED was charlie
>>30752710Do a flip faggot
>>30749642Nerve gas
>>30750664>next exit is out of "there" jurisdictionSaar, you do not know shit about American policing policy or procedure. Please stick to posting blogs about how all of India's problems are singularly caused by arranged marriages.
>>30744808Biker is the biggest cunt here, but the azn retard crossing a solid yellow double line is kinda retarded as well.
>>30744873Needs the pause music from Postal2 to complete the video.
>>30744369At least this was a guy that knew what he was doing and made it relatively quick for a beheading.
>>30744382Good game choice anon. Who is your favorite romance option?
>>30752775What the fuck are they bleating on about?
>>30752786Oh man, that clip is delicious.
>>30745272>"friend"No, I don't think that person losing fingers is that cartel member's friend. Also they are intentionally mishandling it.
>>30745072Don't disturb him while he's cleaning his room.
>>30753258Marnie- I use sivlobwho mod and marry Marnie!Without it I usually go for Leah although I really like Hayley's character development as well.
>>30748089Wendy's vs KFC
>>30753319They are fighting on who gets to fuck the community goat
>>30744967I slowed it down and it's still hard to see but is that brain matter on his arm and one of his eyes dangling?goddamn that's gnarly
>>30749944You mean males?
>>30750493https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incidentWrong.
>>30753814I'm erring on the side that the bullet that initially struck his head went around his skull instead of through it. It just seems extremely unlikely that an expanding round going through your skull, regardless of if it's immediately fatal or not, wouldn't render you unconscious. I think it went around his head, came out his cheek, and blew up half his face on its way out.
>>30749944this?
>>30753860I wonder if he tired to play dead he would've (maybe lived) because the attacker looks he was running away until he noticed he's not dead yet.Not that anyone would do that after getting shot in the head with no warning
>>30750149lmao what a fag
>>30750431So you then?
>>30752775the high ground always win
>>30753814probably
>>30744474Haven’t seen this in a while
>>30744967
>>30752779love the little faggot playing tough after throwing girl punches
>>30745248English you mean.
