exact translations only - not what you think they said or what it sounds like ... looking for native speakers to directly translate WTF is going on in these videos and also what language it's in
>>30805661
and add your own shit to be translated as well ... you fuckers
>>30805661she swears a lot in russian. basically she says that the cap is closed but it still spills. and then she complains that every bottle has those european cap holders. and to remove it you either need scissors or a lot of force. its infuriating af, cant blame her. its a recent eu regulation, every bottle has it now. biggest achievement of eucucks in last decade.
>>30805680I can't remember exactly when in the last 10 years this was popular, but there's not really anything worth translating here. You can find a bunch of reactions to this in English though if that's what you're looking for. I think the very first video of these was totally real because some of them were more disgusted than turned on, but at least the last one in this with the girl speaking in English is faked, she's seen it before and knows what's going to happen.
>>30805713I somehow got one of these in the US and it was actually kind of extra annoying because I was planning to use the cap for something else afterwards
>>30805664I am not sure if that is a troll, since the audio you can hear is the Drachenlord and is used in memes like that one. He screams:: "Are you retarded!" (In german he said: "Habt ihr noch alle tassen im schrank!?" it is a german phrase, which I can't really translate better) following: "Breaking my windows. Get lost! Or i will stab all of you!" It is hard to understand him properly, since he has a speech impediment.
>>30805661op is retarded faggot for posting this here instead of /wsr/.she is retarded bruteforcing mongoloid for being unable to comprehend how great design it is; impossible to lose the lid all while easy to made unobstructive.https://files.catbox.moe/hyv2tk.jpg>>30805713and you are retarded gay fifth columnist for having the same opinion as she.
>>30806158how many times did you lose your bottle cap before this glorious invention?
>>30806180about zero times, it's great to have object permanence. additionally, it's convenient to have the lid at the ready, handsfree.
>>30805663baring fangs and brandishing claws fitness routine, wishing you good health, rising step by step to new heights! COME ON!orOpen your hands and wave your arm, best wishes to your health. LOAD (meaning come on)idk there is no 1:1 translation of this stuff hes saying (张牙舞爪健身操 祝您健康步步高)
