share stories of times you acted like an incel
Back in 2018 I got really mad because the girl I liked lost her virginity to some dude she met at the club. She didn't know I liked her at that time so it was completely incel behaviour from me.
One time I went to a party and there was this cute girl there that was a total whore when she was drunk and I sperged out when I heard she a fucked this chopped Mexican dude.Not really an incel story as I was in a relationship at the time tho.
>>30821554The average erect penis length in the US is 5.5 inches. He's technically slightly above average. Both of them are insufferable subhumans though.
>>30821554I mean, if that isn't grounds for an honor-killing... what is? American women get off far too easy.
>>30821649aryan rage
>posting the same thread with the same webms for 5 years straight
>>30821654In a herd of trannies does that make him the alpha male?
>>30821554incel, has girlfriend who has seen his penis.
>>30821554>incel>literally information she gained by having sex with himThis is the dumbest word of all timeAlso the girl is a piece of shit though hopefully he broke up
>>30821558what a faggot
>>30821654I mean, if you clearly don't pass as a woman to the point you're walking around looking like a ridiculous freak, why would you put yourself through a voluntary humiliation ritual like this? Just dress up at home or whatever and find someone who's as retarded as you that will accept you. There's no reason to put yourself through this.
When you realize that women hate incels more than rapists, that's when you know how doomed the world is and how wicked women are.
Montreal shooter left a manifesto The shooter was allegedly linked to incel subculture after a violent and over 100 page manifesto targeting women was found in a hotel room.[13][4][14] The shooter wrote that online pornography, including Pornhub, was responsible for a large part of the suffering of men.[15][13] In the manifesto, the shooter called for the targeting of pornography industry conventions, the headquarters of global pornography companies, as well as prominent pornographic film actors and actresses.[13] The shooting occurred at the headquarters of Aylo, the owner of Pornhub.[13] The shooter also called for the destruction of liberalism and capitalism by armed revolution.[15]Initial reports had focused on a possible connection between the incident, the local Jewish community and two previous shooting incidents in previous years that targeted Jewish institutions in the area.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/livestory/montreal-shots-fired-officer-injured-emergency-alert-9.7244582Sounds about right, this could be any of you incel faggots in here.
>>30822145>In the manifesto, the shooter called for the targeting of pornography industry conventions, the headquarters of global pornography companies, as well as prominent pornographic film actors and actresses.[13]Makes sense to me. Personally, I'd start with the Larry Finks of the World but let's not make perfection the enemy of the good.
>>30821998it's staged
>>30821558>whiny little accentAmericans are so gay
>>30821554Is 6 inches really that bad, bros?
>>30822669Never mind, I'm retarded and didn't hear her say "not".
>>30822669Its above average. 6 inches feels good at 90mph.
>>30821554Millions of times this video has been reposted and half the time you fuckwits cannot tell that it's a skit
>>30821575>She didn't know I liked hernigga...the naivety of men really knows no bounds, we really are golden retrievers in the world of cats
>>30822337He’s channeling his inner European by being a whiny bitch, hence the moped.
>>30821601>5.5may god have mercy on your souls
>>30821821>>30822013>I mean,
>>30822772Saar why are you woman?
Years ago I kept calling a girl I liked because I thought if eventually we talk more I would get the courage to ask her out. In retrospect, she kept sending signals that she wasn't interested but my Incel ass at the time never picked up on them and I kept trying to call. Eventually she stopped answering and I started leaving really passive aggressive, but also angry voicemails everything she didnt answer. Thank the fucking lord it was back during flip phones and there was now way to download or share voicemails or anything
>>30822938>>30823046Why post this ? Those profiles are not even the same as the pics
>>30822772>>30821984Did you mix up the thread? Theres a penis comparison thread, go post there faggot
>>30821562Fuck you
>>30822145
>>30821998>the dumbest word of all timeposted like a true incel, incel.
>>308226696 is the bare minimum for chicks to be ok with it.
>>30822013it's not hard to understand, anon.the humiliation is their kink.also, fabric doesn't have a gender. i'm just happy they covered their junk so nobody has to see it.
>>30822145>over 100 page manifestothere is nothing so fucking gay as writing down complaints.why would you ever write down complaints?almost 95% of the internet is written down complaints now and that's what makes it suck.>inb4 "you're complaining now."eh, could be viewed that way, but facts aren't complaints.women are never the problem, shitty men are.if you think women are the problem, then you're giving them agency and control.you wouldn't give a woman control now, would you?
>>30823269
>>30822013being transgender IS the identity though. it comes before whatever gender they claim to be
>>30821562Instacucked
>>30823211Looks satisfying, I have got to try this too
>>30821654That video if from a known ytuber, and he recorded/uploaded a similar video, but he stated 'tranny' and later on he was charged and banned from Manchester city for hate speech and is due in court at the end of the month.
>>30821873This board stopped becoming a porn board years ago. At some point it became another vehicle for propaganda. Every genuine poster left and the only remaining are bots and pushers of the propaganda (cuck threads, race bait threads, incel threads, with the same five webms over and over and over again,)
>>30823624Only one of 2 audio boards and no one wants to go to wsg, there you get the ban hammer. So shut the fuck and post new content, you whiny cunt
It's just the exact same shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
>>30823635you first nigga
>>30823627Feces? That's a long black thick dick, lmao seethe little Liam
>>30823651I just posted this one >>30823626and another one.
>>30821601Yeah 6 inches is above average, that's why she says "not his dick" my retarded friend.
>>30822145> The shooter wrote that online pornography, including Pornhub, was responsible for a large part of the suffering of men.Schizoids really are something else>if women didn’t have rights, losers like me could force a woman to marry us, see! The Jews are ruining society!!Jews taking another one for the team.
>>30823652coprophilic and homosexual, I see the hindu Gods were not kind with you.>>30823656dream on
>>30821659holy fuck that sounded painful haha
Back in college, I lived in a dorm. One girl kept flirting with me, asking me for help with her stats exam. We ended up kissing, went to third base. The day after I knocked on her door, she opens the door and I said "You know, about yesterday night... I'm not in love or anything." Response: "Yah, I know!"
>>30823060>incel behavior is liking a girl who doesnt like you backnigga what
>>30821554Tranny thread yawn
>>30823819He's a massive lying grifter, glad they were all barred
>>30821554
>>30824354you can skip all this to the ending, he finds happiness
>>30823725Not my problem, you shrimp dick, lmao
>>30824540your just projecting at this point
>>30823626I had a strange feeling as to why he hates certain women
>>30821558>>30824354But what to do if it really is never you?
>>30824916lay down and rot
>>30822706>Europe derangement syndrome
>>30822669Stats say it's above average. 4chan faggots are premier cock gazers, so they will tell you otherwise.
>>30823611fat wigger throwing punches that take 10 business days to come. Dude is going to get buried when he grows up and realizes niggers hate wiggers more than ordinary white people.
>>30821554Isis, fuck you.
>>30823452Based
>>30821821Spoken like a micro dicklet
>>30821562>>30821563>>30821654>>30821659thats not a meltdown
>>30821554White boy problems
>>30823498your mother would be a good start
>>30821575>2016-2017>Middle of Freshman year>In P.E class, class is grouped in 3's for sex-ed presentations>Grouped up with my crush and her best friend>Catholic Latina that always wore skirts and dresses to school.>They're gossiping while I am recording for a sex-ed presentation.>Latina crush started talking about how she is meeting up with a college senior to lose her virginity>Was giving insane details, 1970s green dodge van, 28 years old, muscular white dude, she was to meet up with him at the "North McDonalds" that Saturday night>Realized I caught it all on recording>That evening I made a copy and turned that shit into the principals office>Crush disappeared from class that following morning, and the dude got snatched by the cops that Saturday>After that she never had a phone with her during school, her parents even went as far as telling the school to not give her the usual computer students had>Parents was nearly everywhere with her after that>During Junior prom she snapped and her mom beat the absolute piss out of her>After she turned 18 at the beginning of senior year she was allowed all her privileges back>One of my friends was drunk during COVID after graduation and he revealed I was the one who snitched>She actually took me to fucking court and claimed I violated her privacy>Judge immediately shut the case down.To this day I don't feel a tad bit sad.
>>30823436So if you are about to do some wild shit wouldn't you want to people to know why are you doing it?
>>30823676what are they even chimping about? i dont speak jeet
>>30826605Based.
>>30822070You're not wrong. Incels who try to get rid of their virginity and gain some confidence by fucking a hooker will be universally hated and at worst put in prison in most societies with significant female political influence. Meanwhile rape is a common female coded fetish and they'll sometimes have less penalties for rape, let them out on the streets, sometimes glorify them and straight up import rape cultures.
>>30822145Without porn it'd be even harder for men to get any sexual action, not easier. This retard got brainwashed hard. Many such cases.
>>30823621faggot clown
>>30824276enough about the muslims and jews though
>>30824993not cool, thats how you catch a beating. possibly a charge
I'm sure incels don't actually exist. There aren't any males above eighteen years who are virgins. Just check this thread, a thread for incels. This is far from the only place online for incels where they aren't actually incels.
>>30821562>holding hands with her brotherRun james. It's not worth it RUN
>>30826605>She actually took me to fucking courtA casual reminder that incel behavior is always justified even (possibly especially) from non-incels
>>30821601>Both of them are insufferable subhumans thoughShe's making a joke and he's edited in. Maybe relax a little.
>>30823621Why does he move his body like a monster waiting for its turn in a JRPG?
>>30826730Me personally i would just have the words "You deserved this" written down over and over
>>30823211this needs a phonk song playing on the backround kek
>>30822145>Initial reports had focused on a possible connection between the mass shooting at the headquarters of Pornhub's parent company, and the local Jewish communityHere you go jokes, take the keyboard.
>>30823271THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>30822669You technically only need 4 unless she's fat, hence why american women are size queens
>>30823428>fabric doesnt have a genderNigga if boats can have genders than so can dresses.
>>30823436>women are never the problemsimpcel moment
>>30823621He's right tho. GiveSendGo is a Canadian company, so he faced zero consequences. However, he fucked up hacking the Texas GOPhttps://san.com/cc/hacker-pleads-guilty-to-breach-of-texas-gop-website/
>>30822145Conveniently you left out the part where where he liked commies and marxism
>>30824354Whats the movie
>>30821601She said he wasn't 6 inches.
>>30821554Valid crashout, women need to stop sharing everything online
>>30827501>commies and marxism>socialism>natsocsame death cult.And I did not leave out anything; I only copied the relevant statement. Problem little man?
>>30823819>>30823755>>30823818Avi is such a fucking cuck.No better than a woke liberal.
>>30821601That's counting mexicans and jeets
>>30827054Incels exist but they're mostly just ugly shitskin manlets and no one really cares irl about them, on the internet the term is used for anyone who upsets jews or women
>>30826941How is watching porn getting sexual action
>>30827879Compared to masturbating while staring into a wall it does involve quite a bit of action
>>30822669nope. I got a 6 incher and am skinny and have been with a dozen different women and each one has told me that I have a big, nice dick.Its all relative, thickness matters more than length, women cant measure. Every woman I've asked to guess the size guesses 7 or 8 inches. The scale is beyond off.
>>30821554>be sophmore in high school>be sperg virgin>early in the year, decide to attend a new club's first meeting>go to club, sitting there>in walks in some 5.5/10>never seen her before, she looks at me and then immediately gasps and exclaims "OMG YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO CUTE!">literally stammer out "th-thanks">we have some icebreaker session where people are just basically sitting around and talking throughout the classroom>she sits next to me and starts asking me questions, im sweating bullets so I'm not paying attention>she puts her hand on the inner part of my thigh while talking to me>swear all I hear is a high pitched ringing>her hand starts moving up towards my crotch>instinctively, I slap her hand away and stand up quickly, almost take the desk with me>she just looks at me, literally mouth agape and goes >"OMG, what is your problem? Did I make you cum in your pants or something?"> I reply "Ummm, n-no?"> Quickly speed walk out of the room and never go back to that club again. Saw her like once or twice that year but never again. Never spoke to her. She was some Latina who barely attended school.
>>30828395How did you not focus more on not fucking up that badly? She literally gave you every hint and chance on a silver platter
>>30822145Guy was a commie who blamed capitalisms as the root cause and wanted to form death squads to go after surgeons first (probably because he couldn't afford transition surgery costs.)His manifesto was also annoying pretentious slop that goes on for over 100 pages.
>>30824916This dude just needs to stop talking to this girl. If he can't handle being friend zoned, then the only purpose he serves to her is validation.That should be the answer for any other man as well.>>30821821This is 100% staged
>>30821562kek
>>30823396Your sister screamed in pleasure calling me an incel as my semen flooded her walls
>>30823838Man imagine throwing it all away for some foidI can maybe try to understand if you were married but there is no way this bitch was anything more than just a girlfriend
>>30828827did you miss the part where he's a sperg & got overstimulated & shut down
>>30828827>share stories of times you acted like an incel>Shares story>HURRRR WHY WERE YOU SO INTENT ON KEEPING YOUR VIRGINITY ??>unironically would have been more open to it if she were hotter.
>>30827542It's in the filename
>>30830614>>30830889I'm sure even spergs are into girls and would like it if they took initiative like that without you having to do anything. Can't imagine lashing out. Sounds like she was a bit pushy. And unattractive. In that case it makes a bit more sense.
>>30823271RAITON LARIATO
>>30831129I can confirm that having an ugly bitch wanting to rape you is panic-inducing. For me it was a mixture of "god no" and "i'll forever be known as the uggo slayer"
>>30823271>Moroccan aggressorNot an incel, just another imported engineer contributing to our society.
>>30821554its kinda justified. whether hes insecure or has a microcock or not, this really isnt something you say about your partner to the world. relationships are built on a mutual respect for each other and this shows she doesnt have any>its a skitthen why is it the first post? OP is gay
>>30831129>Can't imagine lashing out>Sounds like she was a bit pushyhey now youre gettin it>And unattractivehe said she was a 5.5/10 so fair
>>30821563this seems more like verne troyer there was someone she didnt know too well and getting a bit too touchy and chad, who shes more familiar and closer with, came in for the save. ive seen that a couple times at parties
>>30823539i do like charles veitch, had no idea >>30821654 was him
>>30821554>share storiesThis is the fucking /gif/ board retard, >>>/r9k/
>>30822145it was meid do it again
>>30823271>moroccanhmm
>>30823611>let him go brodumb nigger
>>30823621this dumb faggot calls himself the founder of anonymous last i remember
>>30821554meh, i fumbled alot of women but i dont if that classifies as incel behaviour because its something i actively do to myself
>>30822145>over 100 page manifestolol
>>30825272reminds me of that stupid google glass domestic violence ad lmao, its just incredibly stupid
When I was in high school I went to a party my female friend was hosting. My oneitis was also also going to be there, I was looking forward to seeing her. For some reason I had an existential crisis that none of these people really care about me, including my onitis. So I just left without telling anyone 10 minutes in.I don't think my friend even asked me why I left, or noticed that I did.I'm now a 32 year old KHHV.
>>30823703It's funny, because back in my culture in the Middle Ages, when you were a lazy piece of shit and didn't want to search for a wife, you could go around asking the Jews for single women and they would hook you up for a fee.
>>30827419KARL JOBST?!?!?
>>30827170> Cottle’s lawyers are asking that he be released on time already served. A judge will announce Cottle’s sentence on June 26.That's tomorrow > In a statement to the court on Thursday, Cottle vowed to leave illegal hacking behind him.> “It’s a waste of my gifts, intellect and talents,” he said, according to Canadian news reports. “It’s cost me my home, my livelihood, many of my friends, a relationship, among other things. I have no desire to ever repeat any of this.” You have no desire to have your anus dilated nonconsensually until you need to wear adult diapers. But thanks for telling everyone about your gifts and intellect, very humble
>>30826979Shut up, pussy moralfag bitch.
>>308299931. Vtech just kicked in yo2. If he'd published Richard McBeef to /b/ instead he would have been beloved3. BECAUSE YOU CAN
>>30831982This is a skit lol. There is no way this is not a skit.
>>30823703>if women didn’t have rights, losers like me could force a woman to marry us, see! The Jews are ruining society!!As a manlet, I unionically support this. Women should be turned into property.
I reached the age of 29 without knowing how to speak to women. I think I knew at a certain point, but then I started getting all blackpilled before ending up here, and now I don't know how to speak normally to anyone. My luck is being cute and having blue eyes.
>>30823838Context?
>>30826605This is the strongest incel energy here. He has a crush on a girl but liking her just means he wants to fuck her and have her be his so he's unironically happy that he made her life miserable for years just to make sure that if he couldn't be happy with her no one else should either. You're a true incel piece of shit lol. >>30826937Ironically this is what I did and it had the opposite effect. I was a nerdy sperg kissless virgin until I was 24 and the first girl that actually wanted to be with me and took my virginity broke up with me a week later because I was still hung up on her friend. Cue several years of awkwardness and missteps, eventually I decided to see escorts now and then since in Canada it's legal and easy. Fucked some extremely hot girls, sometimes things were awkward but other times they were legit pretty great. I met some cool people and built a lot of confidence. Most prostitutes are actually generally cool people doing an often thankless but I think kinda vital job. Now I'm pretty happily married and haven't strayed in a while other than camming with the occasional pornstar. Don't knock it till you try it if it's legal where you are. Obviously if it's illegal you're into breaking laws, dealing with pimps and shit like that and probably far less worth it.
>>30831877audio
>>30832042He was her ex, pretty sure it was boyfriend not married. She broke up with him and when she started seeing someone new he couldn't take it so he did the most hystrionic incel thing possible. Pure pussy bitch energy.
>>30832310Thanks
>>30832325My favorite part is after he pulls his super move hoping to traumatize her more, she looks at him for less than two seconds before turning to mourn her new boyfriend. The bitch killed himself and all he got out of it was people on 4chan laughing at him for being a spaz.
>>30822013Because they're mentally ill, anon
>>30821591 So your story isn't an incel tale, but you told it anyway? Are you a tad retarded?
Most "Cel" meltdown are from woman on TikTok and Insta kek