>>30824940"Wait, I got one gun on you, let me pull out anoth.... SHEEEEEEEIT"
>yo homie, that my briefcase?
>>30825008kek
>>30824932>breakup.webmlol
>>30824973RIP printer
>>30824935based white man
>>30824940Land of the free and home of the brave
>>30824931damn, what a bro
>>30824935any info on wtf was happening here? was someone randomly trying to drive-by the police or what?
>>30825781they are security guards driving an armored car full of money in south africa
>>30825781It was a failed heist on a cash-in-transit, security companies that move money to banks and shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu0w6yL1Oc0
>>30824940How retarded does one have to be to rob a gun store?
>>30825781Average day in South Africa
>>30825027Being around niggers voluntarily and being thoughtlessly murdered should qualify as a Darwin Award. Too bad he likely already spread his tolerant liberal seed
>>30824944Jabbing that stick into his face through the face portion of his helmet was so satisfying. Should've started spearing his exposed flesh after
>>30826452So average that this is the only video of its sort. Robberies don't happen anywhere else, unless they do. Anecdotes are reality! Surrender your mind to confirmation bias.
>>30824995Literal action hero shit
>>30826509Idiot.
Bandits on the roadMalice in their heartTaking what they can from youOr being blown apartThey want what you haveAnd don't care if you dieLife is what you make of itThere is no reason whyDid their parents love them?Will their mothers cry?Or are they all alone at lastNo one to say goodbye?
>>30826695No u
>>30824973Was having a southpaw draw and grip an advantage here or not? Is there any benefit to training to be ambidextrous as a shooter if you're right-handed?
>>30825381fuck printers
>>30826743If you're ever in a struggle over a gun you can't be sure that your dominant hand will be available. It's worthwhile to make sure you can reliably pull the trigger with your left.
I respect how Brazilians don't put up with their criminals and kill them whenever they get the chance
>>30824991I do like how the intercepting police vehicle already had a damaged bumper. It's like this is their designated get fk vehicle
>>30825009Really Great throw
>>30825732fuckin A
>>30825950nigger tier
>>30824990what was he doing? no dinero so suck my dick instead?
>>30824983N
>>30825000>monkey see monkey do
>>30824931dafuq is going on?
>>30824935It's all white man. Who else gonna. Hold my beer/gun/whatever.
>>30824940for me, it's when he oneshots the first guy and then immediately turns to magdump the second
>>30824947Why?
>>30824973>Right handed mouse user. >Left handed gun shooter. Weirdo
>>30824977Good luck south America.Shits fucked if average citizens have to practice driving this way just to survive. Whatever, accelerate.
>>30824982Teamwork is magicJews wouldn't know...
>>30824984A tv? Sad
>>30825021Looks like the shopper in blue shirt took the robbers bullet
>>30824991>3ded>Potential fre groceries.Stop doing nigger brain stuff. Or else I'm gonna start calling it brazilibrain stuff. For obvious reasons.
>>30824992Merciful
>>30826522Actually just casual niggardly behavior, just state sponsored civil war desu.
>>30824977Fuckin beautiful
>>30825008Haha I got your-eeeuuaagghhhh
>>30825009Was that soda? A 2liter can do that? Or was it glass somehow?
>>30827062I buy wine bottles that size at the grocery store all the time
>>30827030The blue shirt was the robber too. Wearing helmet Wasting time/distracting. He was 100%the pleb of this operation, but still a criminal nonetheless
>>30827076not the helmet guy but the guy being held up behind the helmeted guy. i mean he is leaking blood near tail end of video. hard to confuse whos leaking that blood
>>30825027>Omg>Shit>"This ain't fun no more!">DedWho made the decision to be a stereotype? Your own nigger(kike/dishonest)brain did this..
>>30824934HAHA stupid bum nigger goes from a wanna be hardass gangster to a whiny little porch monkey in under a minute
>>30824940Old gun store boomers are praying for this to happen to them
>>30824931This is one of my favourites. I think once the two men saw the robbers didn't have any serious weapons, they thought fuck this and had a go back.
>>30824940George Lucas got hands.
>>30827226What's the story?
>>30824992Legendary
>>30827072I hope you dont have a problem desu
>>30824973That guy is multiboxing Runescape on his work PC. Guess he grinded ranged to 99 IRL.
>>30824964He was determined to kill them. He's a customer that comes in at least once a day.
>>30824940kenny logins going crazy yo
>>30824959the before and after is crazy
>>30827226'Me excita me excita ver un culo a si.'gay cop man
>>30824992I love it when they finish them off
>>30825000Monkeys on the roof like wtf!
>>30825009boom headshot!
>>30825027he going to yell right? the last shoot prob was unnecessary force
I cant fucking imagine living around niggers. I dont know how you guys do it, i would rather live as a hermit
>>30825008Hope he died screaming
>>30824959bro sprung a leak
>>30827042and Mighty
>>30826710Possitive vote
>>30824950> "give me your wallet, now!"> "please, give me a chance to get my knife out of my waistband."> sits with hands up as he watched the idiot fumble around with his pants for 10 seconds.This guy deserved to get robbed desu. The car did him a disservice.
>>30825023Truck coulda done better
>>30824940Michael McDonald what a fool believes
>>30827086>niggers>making decisionstheir primate neurons just fire up occasionally and they feel compelled to do shit like this, there's no complex train of thought involved
>>30826985He's a simp bitch
>>30825070Fuck, im in love now.
>>30824958Good ole Rockford Illinois...
>>30827002Most lefties use a right-handed mouse.
>>30825015In those countries you hope they make a report, cause if the lady does not cooperate to make the report the cops will rob the robber, beat them within an inch of their lives and leave them in an alley. True justice
>>30824982HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>30825070That outstreched leg means the bullet went into or through the spine. He's DOA
>>30824961kek what the fuck kind of shop is this where every clerk gets a three-foot machete
>>30828089Doubt it's justice you care about.
>>30827634That nig shouldn't have entered the danger zone.
>>30826460Did you watch the same video? Two black people tried to rob a black person minding his own business. The robbers are the ones that got shot.
>>30826922bald man in the car and man with the backpack are getting robbed. bald surrenders while backpack tries to escape and fights the robbers. bald notices that the robbers are retards with no weapons and recovers his gun to help backpack
>>30824992diamonds
>>30824944Kek at the chair spear
>>30824972Puta madre! When the guy pulls his pants down and kicks him in the ass is great
Are there videos where actual criminals winning and good people getting rekt beside isis and cartel? because i rarely see those even in gore websites.
>>30828425I think those machetes are simply their merchandise.
>>30825003This is some Wild West type of shit.
>>30829032Nice find anon
>>30824935great videoI'd be frustrated with my partner freezing like that. retard could barely hold a gun or make a phone call. exactly like in the movies.
>>30827213I pray for them to ventilate multiple niggers too, anon
>>30824959Good old arterial spray. If you see this then you got a 20-30 seconds of life left unless you are RIGHT NEXT to a hospital
>>30824992based bvll barI want one on my bumper
>>30824932Honestly just show this in high school and tell them they were together for 3 years
>>30824934Stop talking to your imaginary friend bro
>>30825000>>30827695I was expecting the monkeys to be the one saving the day, like those monkey that stopped rapes in india
>>30824943It's not even a rolling pin, it's a daikon radish but those fuckers are just as heavy
>>30824944Rule of thumbYou enter my establishment wearing a motorcycle helmet, you find out what a hollowtip does inside it
>>30824958First Federal, where we can process your loan request in 5 seconds or less
>>30829152I counted, that was just about 30 before he collapsed
>>30824990did he loose a finger? kek
>>30824958>>30829243I like to imagine old security dude got a few extra vacation weeks that year for good service
>>30828425One where I plan to take my business
>>30824961Shop smartShop S-Mart
>>30827226No me gusta!
>>30829257Yup there is a good reason that humans have theirarteries deeper inside the body than veins, outside a few very specific and as such very weak points. After shit like a coronary angiogram ( pass by the wrist artery up toward the heart to check for infarcts) you get a solid block strapped with a VERY tight strap for 6+ hours until the bleeding stop, and there's MUCH less pressure in the wrist than in the neck or femoral artery
>>30824972Okay NOW I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish
>>30824977"Certainly our intended victims are nice law-abiding citizens"
>>30824987"Have I introduced myself, the name's Dump, Mac Dump"
>>30824936lol he hit his partner with the brick instead of the other thing!
>>30827308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbXCdkbwzo.
>>30824943lol he hits him in the head with a rolling pin!
>>30825070Funny thing, just because she's a woman doesn't rule out her being an off-duty cop
>>30824953lol he shoots them!
>>30824967lol he gets shot and falls down the stairs!
>>30824970lol he jumps into the window but it doesn't break!
>>30824971lol they get shot by the cops from outside!
>>30828778>assuming a female cop isn't gun happy
>>30824967I remember the news on thisthe guard guy mercd 3 people with a 6 shooterisnt that impressive?
>>30824998lol the thief gets runover by the tractor!
>>30825011lol they get hit by a car!
>>30829486lol your dad ran out on your family!
>>30828778This is one of only a few woman cops that are actual bad bitches, not even a lot of male cops would be cool as a cucumber like she was
>>30827226No proof this is a criminal AND pigs torturing for all we know is an innocent man. ACAB
>30829403, 30829420, 30829440, 30829446, 30829452, 30829454, 30829478, 30829486all me
>>30829032https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/feb/04/teesdale-farmer-cleared-by-jury-over-flipping-car-with-tractor>Farmer wonHOLY BASD
>>30824932Funniest part is watching him trying to brain blast all 110% of his 70IQ , and trying to shoot the lock off like it's a fucking video game.
>>30829577If he weren't a criminal he would not be getting his ass whooped
>>30824985>DOOSHDOOSHkek
>>30827722Could be argued he was afraid the 2nd guy would draw a gun on him as soon as he turned his back and started to leave. also looks like he only shot each of them once or twice. Didn't try to mag dump or anything>>30825016now THIS one could be excessive force for that final shot, considering the guy was downed and disarmed. The point blank dome shot definitely seemed unnecessary. Hope the DA let him off tho
>>30824977looks like bro broke more than just the habit
>>30825023lol the truck keeps hitting him!
>>30825025lol the robber gets put in a headlock!
>>30825033lol the customer shoots the robber!
>>30825170lol he points his gun behind him and shoots the robbers!
>>30825229lol the cannon fires and scares the girl!
>>30826930lol they keep falling and they broke the appscreen!
>>30827226lol the man keeps hitting his bum!
>>30829113It was his first day on the job.
>>30827979lol the man in the car shoots the robbers!
>>30827981lol the garage door closes too slow and the robbers get in but they get shot by the man in the car!
>>30828645lol the man who works at the store stabs the robber!
>>30828715lol that naked man keeps ramming his head into those cars!
>>30826509That's very true. If you didn't see it happen, then it didn't happen. How many video's you see on a topic is commensurate to how often something has happened.
>>30828803lol the robber accidentally throws a brick at the other robber then runs away!
>>30829008lol the policeman shoots them with his gun!
>>30829011lol he takes the man's gun and shoots him!
>>30829022lol after the man on the motorcycle gives the finger to the man in the car, the man in the car keeps chasing him!
>>30824952Dude in the suit wanted all the smoke
>>30829659lol your innocence is almost adorable
>>30824940Reminder to all anons to periodically dust on top of your drop tiles if you own a store.
>>30828645>I'M DEAD>i'm dead...
>>30829892I think that's some sort of anti theft fog system
>>30824934>guy is standing with his arms already way up in the air>"GET YOUR HANDS UP!!!!"why are cops so retarded
>>30824936>>30828803IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>30829032lol the man kicks the forklift then the forklifts flips the man's car then the forklift hits the man!
>>30829668lol the man with the gun tried to rob the store but gets shot by the other man!
>>30829677lol the man with the helmet gets shot by the other man with the glasses!
>>30828645>>30829805lol, yeah, I told people when this one first happened, you don't want to play stupid games in Vegas. That place is full of hoodrats that grew up in LA, and old boomers who want to play cowboy. It's easily one of the most fuck around and find out cities in the US
>>30824935>>30829781found an interview with the guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaAmVwUc26w
>>30827015>averageThe average "South American" will never experience, commit or witness violent crime. People think these kinds of things happen more than they do because they gravitate towards shocking content. For every fucked up video you see there are 10 million people just going to work and picking their noses.
>>30829822ROFL I didn't see that the first time!!!
>>30829819Wait, so if I stay in an echochamber and never talk to people who disagree with me then I can effectively control reality?! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
>>30826484The other dude seemed to have stopped him, like yo that’s a little too far.>>30824958Good work old man
>>30829466Did you mean "trigger happy", anonymous?
>>30829113What are you talking about? What was he supposed to do? He prepared his weapon and sat quietly. Remarkably chill for the situation. You're dumb.
I'm looking for one, it was some faggot in a Texan church, getting ventilated by the church security, but you also had a security camera shot that shown that like 10 or so parishionners were getting their gun out to blast him too
>>30827782It's pretty easy considering the vast majority are just chill, normal people. The trick is not to live in areas with heavy organized crime.
>>30829022>>30829022holy fuckin shit, beyond maniacal
>>30828715>Black Bull
>>30824969holly shit a nog actually hit the inteded target
>>30824939lol the man on the bike gets shot by the man behind the counter!
>>30824935what exactly happened around the 2 minute mark?
>>30825000holy shit, i just came when i saw the mob forming!
>>30830210and with full auto too
>>30824992kek
>>30825003sick>>30825009lost
>>30824970LMAO, fucking kek.>attempts an escape that would probably actually kill him>cant get through the window>threatens to jump>...through the window he already failed to get through>as if the cops actually give a fuck about his life>cops draw a taser and sidearm>"AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII! DON'T TASE ME WITH NON LETHAL FORCE"It's like they are literally incabable of thinking more than 3 seconds into the past or future. It's truly fascinating.
>>30829677the slut hide her phone on her pussy lmao
>>30825003Imagine dying at a young age because you tried to steal a big of groceries from some nigger.
>>30825003dude's nigger sense was tingling
>>30827658la mejor parte jajajaja
>>30824932Shit, just noticed the one employee sneak her cell under the counter before the robbers noticed. Nicely played.
>>30829022o anna julhaaaaaa
>>30824934Like there's not a fire exit to the back. The heck man.
>>30829209>>30824943Yeah that's no rolling pin he went fucking princess peach on him.
>>30828803nice permanent brain damage you got there m8.
I want to kill someone now
>>30830105>For every fucked up video you see there are 10 million people just going to work and picking their noses.Damn, if that math is correct there has to be at least 5 billion people in Brazil alone. Very weird, can't find a single source supporting that number
>>30828831I doubt, stores don't sell razor sharp machetes because they could be used like weapons against employees.
>>30824931I like that they kissed at the end :)
>>30829113You're right, he should have started panicking and screaming loud like a woman. That always helps.Being silent and aware? Now that's fuckin annoyingkys
>>30824947Nederland moment
>>30824967at least they didn't hurt the cat.
>>30830575Kek what a bunch of retards, this is like the first rule of arson bro, don't cover yourself with the fuel
>>30827002all lefties use right hand mouse. works out well for fapping.
>>30824987Guy furthest from the camera barely reactdead drunk or ice fucking cold.
>>30829723How about I punch your mother in the mouth?
>>30829492joke's on you, he came back with cigarettes
>>30825017lmao source
>>30824953Did he missed that first guy? How do you run after being shot multiple times in the stomach?
>>30830719Many home improvement stores they sell machetes in the gardening section.
>>30824958That office woman was out there faster than anyone else could react.
>>30830133Fuck me you're right
>>30830565lol the policeman shoots the man in the car!
>>30830567lol the man on the bike gets hit by a car!
>>30830389>he went fucking princess peach on himNeeds an edit with point numbers rising off the head and sfx
>>30830575lol the men in the car wanted to set fire to the building, but they set their car on fire!
>>30830867lol the man on the road gets shot by the policemen!
>>30831239lol you took 8 dicks up your ass!
>>30824977Looks like Linkin Park fans can be badass too.
>>30824959Imagine the poor janitor that will have to clean this mess.
>>30825229no wonder they are losing in Lebanon
>>30824931>darwin awardreddit is that way
>>30824983>Imagine the collective "SHIEEEEETTTTT" when the boomer fired at them.
>>30825008Was the celphone okay?
>>30829830>>30829835>>30829997>>30830001You should kill yourself
All I got from this thread is that I can't tell the South American footage from the USA footage.
>>30824932Anyone know the outcome of this? Did she get away clean or they found her?
>>30825732>>30826873>Land of the free and brave is when I use a gun 0.01% of the time against a pest I don't do anything against the rest of the time
>>30830867Not a gunfag so perhaps this is a stupid question, but he doesn't seem to have been obviously shot. I would have thought with a gun like that, that there would be more blood at least.
>>30829947I'd imagine is procedure, if they tell you to get your hands in the air and you don't, even if you don't hear them, or if you already have your hand in the air, if something happens and they shoot you they can claim that they did say told you to raise your hands and you didn't comply.
>>30831450She (FTM tranny) didn't get hit badly and survived, you can see most shots hit the ground
>>30824964Man what a resilient nigger, he just won't die.
>>30824969Sorry but this is just niggers doing nigger stuff.
>>30831239fucking nigger go kill yourself fucking faggot.
>>30829808I think he's trying to kill himself. Naked, alone, in the open with depression and no "object" to help you the best method is ramming your own head into something.
>>30824998>tractor showroomcome on
>>30824982The ragdoll physics are amazing.
>>30829830Those were cops on their days off. They encircle you and try to grab your arm when the tone of the conversation switch off and violence is inminent.
>>30830979Its not a movie, people can move if they dont get hit in the spine or the head
>>30824969Why is he hopping on one foot like a retard?
>>30825000I saw the monkey on the roof and immediately thought some jeet was gonna try and hit it with a long stick and get IZZAPPED
>>30824931Another criminal whore winning the darwin award
>>30824995"It's fake! It's fake!""Oh well. Mine's real".."Am I shot?""Fuck, yeah!"
>>30825011It's.....it's beautiful
>>30824972this is the funniest shit
>>30824985Who would win? -2 drunk addicts skinny chinese blackmailing guys. OR -2 russian guys with arms as thick as elephans legs?
>>30831627Immensely satisfying
>>30831613So many of these schmucks think "no one else will care"
>>30831668>2 russian guysYou didn't have to say any more than that
>>30830979Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.
>>30831583For those that are curious (because I was), this is from a news article for this video.>Renata Ranyelle Almeida was pronounced dead November 29 at a hospital in Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. She was shot by Paulo Roberto da Silva, her ex-boyfriend and father of her one-year-old daughter. Investigators said he is the masked man who appears on surveillance footage trying to make attack seem like a armed robbery before shooting his victim.
