That's not what that's for!(You'll catch on real quick)
>>30826308is this the mating press i've heard about?
>>30826332Amazon Prime Day... scoop one up!
>>30826310Does that bubbly have a live yeast culture?
>>30826373it does now
>>30826309Actually I'm pretty sure this is an intended use of these, the one my girlfriend has is thinner than I am. Hairbrushes also have perfectly smooth handles for such a low-cost product, too
>>30826649Don't think that's how you plug a charger...
>>30826320What kind of retard would shove glass up their pussy
>>30826320Someone hasn't seen one man one jar
>>30826677same kind of retards that shattered glass in their asshole
>>30826332No, she's just acting like a jack ass
>>30826308You just know she's so texas she says "burrr" instead of bear
>>30826677it's borosilicate glass, aka pyrex, you could throw it across the room and it wouldn't shatter.
>>30826308
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>>30826337
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>>30826310I bet that completely fucked up whatever natural bacterial ecosystem she had in her vagina.
>>30826498There once was a Russian named JillWho sat on a mortar for thrillsShe bounced way too hard -Her legs are in her yardBut her top half is now in Brazil
>>30827254She's batting a thousand folks!
>>30826404>The Muffin Man’s wife
>>30826337Dude, my reception is ass!
Ok but ... why?
>>30826308that's just unsanitary.
>>30826983Way underrated comment
>>30826344I thought about this exact clip >>30827425 when I saw this. How come shes not freaking out
>>30827862Yeast infections are itchy, dude.
>>30826316I got reminded of the swiss Migros ice tea girl...
>>30826632Agree and I ask: wtf shouldn't be the other way around?
>>30827396Gold
I guess anything cylindrical is fair game.
Consuming alcohol at the wheel. Tsk Tsk
"Wanna smoke a bowl?""Naw I'm good thx.."
>>30827152That's not a person it's a silicone toy
>>30826310Pretty sure that making women wet and willing is exactly what alcohol is for.
>>30827862If you want the real reasons, it's 1: because she never pushed it all the way in far enough for it to stay in by itself and then 2: because she's doing it to herself rather than having it done to her, same reason why a handjob orgasm from someone is better than doing it yourself and then 3: because she's a camgirl and they can't feel anything
>>30828229I would guess the thinking is similar to why butt plugs have flared bases in that if it were to go all the way in, it would probably stop just after that shoulder for the cap, so it could still be potentially removed a little easier than if it were to go in top first.
>>30828271I've seen enough to know ANYTHING is fair game
>>30828292That's actually kinda gross
>>30826498was hoping to see this happen
>>30826337Another day, another arsehole on the phone.
>>30827396Horny...
>>30828458I thought the exact same thing.
>>30827158Source?
>>30827297Kek retard
>>30827396Now that's a clown pussy
>>30827332seen that or weird eel jap stuff since ages, but is there a full movie to that?
>>30828848Discovery channel.
>>30826310who is she?
>>30826358Wife wouldn't let me use a dildo attached to my m18 multitool on her :(
christmas cheer
tis the season to stuff pussy
farm girl incoming
she loves cumming on big vegetables
that will do for now, taking requests on objects/vegetables
>>30826308anyone have the clip where a middle aged brunette lady has plopped herself down on a truck trailer hitch? i used to have that one saved but lost it in a move.>>30827146>pyrex, you could throw it across the room and it wouldn't shatter.you're a dangerous kind of retard. borosilicate is strong against thermal shock - a rapidly changing temperature like going straight from the oven into an ice bath, not necessarily physical shock like being thrown across a room. the thickness of the glass is the only thing that protects against physical shock.
Does anyone have that "Are you fucking that pole?!" video?
>>30826310this is how you get ants
>>30827264damn. had a gf that used to shove a beer in her pussy and hand it to me. she loved my reaction when i realized it, especially when we had company over. she was fun.
>>30826308That’s what is is for now
>>30827862Painkillers
>>30826312this is why Staples no longer has pen displays in their stores.
>>30827297this is how Dr Pepper is made.
>>30826498ma'am, please dont use explosive ordinance in unintended ways, i dont feel like another safety meeting from sarg because you blew up your pussy.
>>30827166>i'll show my foot so far up your ass you'll taste the rubber
>>30827862Notice the tattoos in general but tattoos at the nips. The piercings. She's a masochist. She likes the pain, obviously gets off on it. Her brain doesn't register pain as a reason to retreat, she registers it as a reason to continue.
>>30826308sauce? would marry construction girl
>>30829297I'm glad someone said it. I didn't have the energy to care, but also kind of wanted Darwin to remove him from the gene pool.
>>30826649That's a pretty nice pussy.
>>30827297First time I've seen this longer version. Thanks anon.
>>30829297>a middle aged brunette lady has plopped herself down on a truck trailer hitch?You're going to need to be way more specific there anon, but this is the one I have.
>>30828271Never before realized it says, "DONG" upside down.
>>30828725Another underrated comment
>>30830136Upside down and screen-flipped
>>30828951Turnip in heat
>>30826308yeah...there is a "blonde gets confused after someone told her about jacking off' joke in there somewhere...
>>30827224I-is that her urethra?
>>30829092I wanna see a prettier girl doing that.
>>30827155Statisfimg
>>30826316Who?
>>30830692yes. in case you're new to weird sex, that's called "sounding".bme is Body Modification E-zine, they are weird body mod/extreme body stuff people.
>>30831130>soundingY'all need Kids in a Sandbox
>>30827425>>30827862How cruel would it be to suggest to my daughter to name my granddaughter Nazryana?
>>30826344Who is she?
>>30831146you know, I recognise that as an oldskool shocksite but it's been so long I can't remember.was that the guy getting a dildo up the dickhole? while "feels like heaven" played? pressurespot was a woman getting a whole bald guy's head shoved up her minge, that's an obscure one I recall.
>>30827279there once was a russian named jillwho sat on a mortar for thrillsthey found her vaginain north carolinaand bits of her tits in brazil.
>>30827396I have this full scene downloaded
>>30826317>can you cum inside?>sure i can, said the can
>>30829104Fucking hot
>>30827323Cosplay kino.
>>30828266source?
we got this before GTA 6
Luckiest family of vegetables... The cuc
>>30831665Who has a can girth cock? Nobody can satisfy these size queens. Even if yor cock is can sized, how long until she puts a wine bottle inside and you get replaced by a fucking (literally) bottle.In my opinion, once a size queen, it's over. Maybe that's why some of them only enlarge the butthole, but never put large stuff into their vaginas...
>>30831353I lol'd at the first one but I gotta admit, this one is better. Sorry OP.
>>30829408Same. My ex would shove my beer up her ass when we had people over and it would always smell like shit and be confusing. She really liked my reaction when I realized I was drinking human waste. She was fun.
>>30831768Lol that's nothing, my wife used to piss in my cpap humidifier and I would always have her urine humidify my sinuses. She really liked my reaction when I shat inside her handbag in response
>>30831774,Lol, we have fishes in the toilet instead of fish tank and my sister shits and pisses on them all the time, we flush slowly so they can survive the current, it was a really fun reaction when I clogged the toilet and we bought a cleaning fish to fix it
>>30831784Lol dude, my dad shits in the milk container as a probiotic
i have a bunchskipping the food/bottles/brushes and posting the weirder ones
>>30827155here's the original
technically its intended use
bed posts are my favorite
>>30827323I just realized I've never seen a rekt video of a woman shooting herself in her snatch.
>>30827425Queensnake fucking ruled back in the day.
>>30831913Sheena Shaw really was a depraved slut. Bitch was out there filming bareback scenes while letting Stagliano regularly hit it raw offscreen for months even though she knew he was HIV positive. Bug chasing is one thing, doing it while you're doing multiple shoots a week is fucked.
>>30828561Yeah. I smoke a bowl everyday and the idea is kinda funny but I don't think it's sexy at all. Idk, I guess if you were a stoner it'd be different, like maybe some stoner guy thinks it's hot to watch chicks stick pipes and bongs up their yahoos.
>>30828920Yeah, there are several. I can't recall the names but genki is popping in my mind, and md pope is coming in too. Sorry, I'm literally just pulling from memory and haven't watched those videos in a decade.
>>30828271I knew a girl in highschool who liked to fuck deodorant sticks because she liked the girth.
>>30831897She's a cutie. I've always wanted to hang out with a flat chick, I guess a life of chubby chasing will take you want a small girl.
SamCanRam
>>30826308>>30829846SamCanRam
>>30832031My ex used to have a bunch of those Uzon Natural Fresh that were supposed to be shaped like vegetables with round ends and bumps and ridges but she never used them. I called her out on it the first time we showered together and I realized she hadn't used any of them and she just blushed sheepishly like I had caught her. Women always talk about how horny dudes are but I never spent $100+ on shampoo and body wash I was never gonna use just so I could shove them inside me lol. Not complaining tho, watching her go to town on herself on the floor of the shower with them was hot as fuck.
>>30826316>>30830861Thelastbraincell
>>30828848Lulu Blair
>>30827193sauce pls
>>30828271please tell me who
>>30831657My ex is hs used to put wii nunchucks in herself
>>30832101I just looked it up. All the reviews are women reeming themselves
>>30832377Lol yessir. They literally look like bad dragon dildos, it was inevitable that woman were gonna fuck themselves with them. They big tho, my ex used to grunt like a wild boar trying to get the carrot in. She never did get it all the way in but I think she got off on trying. She used to go to fucking town on herself with the cucumber tho. Fuck I miss that horny little slut.
