>>30889139
tldr nigger?

>>30889139
>Thousamds. Literally full months of head on cock action from their gfs based on theor builds and money.
lmfao the average couple has boring sex 2x week at most, often 2x a month even. The tragedy of the incel is that even if you do ascend you will see that your idealized scenario still is shit irl

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Literally how do you niggers get to 30 without even having a girl touch you. I got my first blowjob when I was 15 and I'm 33 now. You develop a different set of social and life skills when you are sexually active young. It's why all the worlds billionaires are secret sex perverts. Remember Wolf of Wall Street? That guy had more money than anyone needed, and he had a dominatrix pouring hot wax on him in an NYC penthouse.

I've gotten my cock sucked probably over 2000 times in in the last 18 years. Now I made my wife a stay at home mom and get to call her a stupid chink while she blows me before bed.

>>30889139
Haven't has a psychiatrist visit in 30 years too, I see

>>30889139
shoot and I thought I was messed up from fighting with my parents every day during covid....
My reccomendation as always for your types is do a steroid cycle and seriously try to get abs and a good physique, then throw a picture on dating app of you in good lighting, with abs, and defined shoulders, with a cute animal dog or cat. You'll almost 100% get laid using that method,

>>30889152
> wives run through Chinese woman
> this is a victory

Leave now and never come back. This place will convince you to commit suicide

>>30889152
>Literally how do you niggers get to 30 without even having a girl touch you.

be 5'7 and slightly overweight. that's it, so why do you feel the need to punch down on us unfortunate guys who have literally never even felt the body heat of a woman?

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Blowjobs are super overrated. It's always too much teeth and never enough saliva. I've had lots of blowjobs too but never once orgasmed from one. Blowjobs are just foreplay.

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I can't help you with the rest, but I'm good at stocktrading. I might be able to help you out on that. Adude762 on discord

>>30889214
I'm 5'4 and slightly overweight
I have 2 kids
It's literally just a skill issue dude
Get out more

>>30889234
i also believed this until a girl i knew from higshchool and i linked up and I got the best blowjob of my life. My girlfriend now can never measure up to it and she will never know.

>>30889144
Ain't that the truth. And don't you dare get married. You'll see that number drop rock bottom when she realizes she doesn't need to do anything anymore now that it's locked in. And if she gets pregnant? You get a 50/50 chance she gets less or more horny during pregnancy. And a lot of women won't have sex after birth for a long time while recovering (this part is at least reasonable, imagine getting your dick stretched out like laffy taffy and being expected to perform afterwards)
Anyways, anon, all the time you spenting ranting into the void, to anonymous of all people, you could have spent getting gussied up, prim and proper. Make your self look neat and clean and be social. That's all you gotta do. Most women suck cock. Not all of them suck to completion though. My wife has a "texture" thing. She hates yogurt too. Anyways, just let it go. Stop gooning so your sex drive actually goes up a gear and be clean and socialize. It'll be fine. I promise.
Well, unless you look like Brian Peppers. In which case all the action you're gonna get is pinching nurses asses at "the home"

>>30889347
I rather go to hookers, it is cheap in my country and I am financially very successful. Dont want to be settled for, instead I can have sexual experiences like a Roman imperator.

>>30889430
>I rather go to hookers, it is cheap in my country and I am financially very successful. Dont want to be settled for, instead I can have sexual experiences like a Roman imperator.
If true it is bizarre that someone would genetically one-shot himself like that. Especially in this economy being successful isnt too common

>>30889234
Get sucked off by a dude. They're actually good at it.

>>30889447
I dont want to be settled for by some hag, I am in my 30s. Having a family simply doesnt interest me, my focus is on experiences. Racial or ethnic strive I dont have, legacy doesnt interest me because I dislike my country socially, it's a degenerate shithole. My plan is to simply live it up while it lasts. It is fun that women, foreigners, right-wingers and boomers all seem to have a problem with that

> nooooo you have to pay for my son or in case I am not a totally stupid whore for my lifestyle
> nooooo your offspring have to pay for our welfare
> nooooo you have to repopulate the racerino even if the women are of dogshit quality
> nooooo you have to marry my poorly raised daughter so I can convert her room into a mancave for my cucktrains and sportshit

I intend to leave this world as a fat bloated old corpse like that Japanese groundskeeper meme and there is nothing these groups can do about it rofl

>>30889139
>30
It’s not too late for you because you still give a shit about comparing yourself to other so you’re still young

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>Blowjobs are a meme for circumcised goyim

The only way it feels good if it’s unexpected with risk of exposure, also morning boner bjs.

You get more excitement from the rush than regular a blowjob.

>>30889139
I know you're larping but gif is not the place to vent

>>30889234
I've had girls who know how to suck but it's very rare
in movies and porno it's seen as a must and part of a normal girl's repertoire but it's not at all

they're not as good as you probably think it is in your head (no pun intended). I've never cum from one and depending on how big your respective heads are, there's probs teeth-glans contact

I mean desu if you're that keen it's no big deal if you go to some massage joint and get a blowie to give it a go, definitely not the same as going to an escort as a virgin, barely even counts for anything.

>>30889214
the fact you think this is the actual problem. what do you think the literal statistical average man is? 5'7, overweight (probs fatter than you), and married.

>>30889494
I don't think he's larping... for uh, reasons.

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>>30889464
I'm not into dudes.

Awgh nigga you gay !!

Just get your life together fucking moron incel
Stop gooning and going on 4chan

Fucking looser

>>30889139
It's overrated. Doesn't matter much. You're not missing out on a lot.

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>But heres the fucking rub. HE MOANED. Like openly and casually. He was getting head from his gf. They were celebrating. And he fucking called me. So whats your number? ...50 Seriously! And swear to god that little bitch in his lap fucking laughed.
Couldn't write a better cuck fantasy If I tried, so fucking hot anon I'm hard now
Now you're gonna associate blowjobs with life victories

>>30889139
kys dude

>>30889139
Don't feel too bad, im a 36 year old turbo virgin. My issue is fairly basic, I have a micro peepee. Starting when I was about 10, my pubic area became so fatty it basically fully enveloped my dick in fat, and it usually hurts to pop it out of there. It's what's called a hidden penis. Then just top that with general ugliness and you got me. I almost had sex once in high-school, but was interrupted before the deed could be done. Then I almost has sex one other time when I was 20, she basically laughed me out the bedroom when she saw it. I have an issue of being attracted to attractive women. The woman I got close too, we were playing Pokémon go almost every weekend. Met her at work, turns out she is A-sexual and me asking if she would like to come back to my place during a Pokémon excursion apparently made her extremely uncomfortable with me. I just want a partner, sex would be cool, but I'm kinda beyond it at this point

>>30889234
t. Never had good head. I've only had good head once but damn, it was good.

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>>30889139
i turned 30 this month and have never had sex/blowjob or anything

never had a kiss, ive had friendly hugs when i was in high school and thats it

i dont give a fuck really? i like to goon

>>30889139
>I ended up alone gaming in my cave
Okay, so you're the problem. I don't even have to read the rest of this retarded ass essay.

It was the same for me, never had BJ until I hit 32 last year and then met a girl on metal concert. Since last few months she gives me head basically every week and what it the most important, she loves to swallow. Sometimes when we fuck she even asks me to finish in her mouth.

>>30890198
Tell us the story of how you met, that's a dreamy relationship you've got

>>30889139
>I've never had my dick sucked. New to 4chan, was told this was the place to vent. I used grok and chatgpt to calculate how many bjs my friends got over the years. Thousamds. Literally full months of head on cock action from their gfs based on theor builds and money. Im broke of course. Going into college i ended up alone gaming in my cave. My people went into the military within the year. Got fit andnlaid and made money. I was in college for 7 years. Not one girl. Nothing but pointless struggle and a piece of paper. I wanted to get into finance. So i became a daytrader. Gotta learn the market and know how to participate! Fucking trump rolls in covids us all and the markey goes haywore. I ended up woth a 120k margin account practicing my ass of scaping distribution curves. Then GME. First day i scalpes it for 50 bucks. The second day i stayed away, to scary, i didnt want to be a retarded ape hodl diamond hands tard. I let it go. And heres the shit you came here for, wyy cant i stop thinking about mybfriends getting thousands of bjs while my nuts are dryer than cartmans? After that launch day mynfriend called me. He was high af talking about the market was crazy today. He knew i traded bevause id talk abiut my wins when they happened. This fucker made 20k. 20 thousand in a few hours. I've never made more than $22 hourly. He just bought because some guy mentioned it. Fucking sent his money without a fucking care what gme even was. But heres the fucking rub. HE MOANED. Like openly and casually. He was getting head from his gf. They were celebrating. And he fucking called me. So whats your number? ...50 Seriously! And swear to god that little bitch in his lap fucking laughed. Yea, i stayed out of it. To risky for me. After we fell out of talk he sent me
weird bro is your entire personality and all of your friendships based entirely on "I don't get BJs but other people do"? It sounds shizophrenic as fuck, like some guy explaining how the fridge is sentient.

>>30890198
>she gives me head basically every week
Is this the norm for relationships?
I'm 36 but I would like to eat out and be sucked pretty much daily.
It's weird to me that so many couples seem to measure their sexual activity in terms of weeks or months.

>>30889152
we're not equal

>>30889139
>I used grok and chatgpt to calculate how many bjs my friends got over the years
She that right there is your problem you're weird as shit you just don't know you're weird as shit nobody even half way normal asks fucking ai how many blowjobs their friends are getting.

Also pretty sure how many blowjobs your friends get is not gonna be in the data set so asking ai *that* also means you're a fucking idiot like just dumber than fucking pond scum.

So you're both very fucking weird and very fucking stupid. Your only hope is stepping back and realizing the problem is you and figuring out a way to be a little less fucking weird and stupid but people like you never do that, they just bitch about it and blame everyone else for the fact they're massively fucking weird and stupid.

>>30889234
>Blowjobs are super overrated
Most girls either aren't very good at it or aren't depraved/kinky enough.

Find a girl who can pop your cock past her gag reflex and starts to rub herself off when you put your hands on the side of her head and start to skull fuck her and she starts going glurk glurk and slobbering everywhere.

Find a girl who gets down there and gives some attention to the balls without being asked. Find a girl who will eagerly get in there and lick the crevasse around the head like she's looking for fucking treats in there. Get a girl who when you pull her off lovingly by the back of her hair opens her mouth and turns it towards you so you can drop a load of spit on her.

Girls who are both depraved cock hungry skanks and who have the technical skills are few and far between. I'm in my 30s and near triple figures for sexual partners and maybe 10% of those have given a blowjob that I'd come back for. Of the rest around half it's fine okay whatever decent enough (but yeah it's just foreplay) and the other half are just utterly shit at it or just don't seem to get off on giving them (and if a girl doesn't get off on it at some level it's just not gonna be good).

Anyhow, fuck you for making me write this.

>>30890212
Went to local metal concert. Nothing big, random local band playing over weekend. In the middle of the performance there was usual moshpit, walls of death etc like typical shit during most of metal concerts. She bumped into me, like totally randomly, and we continued moshing.
When it was over and we were leaving the place she found me and we had usual small talk how was the show and so on. We were walking back to town, and small talk turned into more interesting discussion. When she was close to her home she gave me her number and I went my way. The next day I texted her. Then we started to date, spend time together and so on.
Now basically my every monday morning and friday evening begins and ends with BJ and I love the sensation every time and the fact that my sperm ends in her belly turns me on so much.

>>30889214
I'm 5'5, a tad skinny chubby, and (now) bald. Also slightly off on social skills but it's something I actively work on, just like you can work out physically.

Women basically don't notice me but I still got a wife and groomed her to give me what I want on a schedule. The challenge was horny girls only into stud guys, so I ended up wifing a good looking but low libido, prudish type.

Regardless once I got her I spent time grooming her to give me what I want, ie tell her it's very important etc.

Was a struggle for a while but we got on a routine now I get ~2 blowjobs a week, occasional anal.

It helps to have a real job, women find that attractive.

>>30889922
Jesus fucking Christ, KYS.

im 35 year old autist and i cant give advice on getting women cos i only get by on my looks and charisma so girls still want me in spite of my spergness, really feel for you guys who dont have that, but anyway just wanted to say blowjobs are awesome, i havent had that many but it feels so good the moment your cock is encapsulated in their mouth all warm and wet, also feels great if they suck your balls, and i once had a bigger girl let me fully use her throat like a fleshlight her til she puked in her mouth and it was just as great as i thought it would be. if you havent had one yet then its a good goal to strive for. the hard part is getting to the bedroom but from there all you have to do is compliment them a lot and tell them everything they are doing is so sexy and call them a good girl and finger them til they are horny. hope this helps. dont lose hope. i fought through that annoying ass captcha just to bring you this gay post

>>30890324
also for those of you younger than me, you have to ask or you wont get, i learned later in life that various girls would have done stuff with me if i had just asked for it. at the time i was like wah wah i dont really like her like her like that or whatever gay thoughts i was having but in hindsight they were all hot young girls and i should have gone for it. obviously its not as simple as just asking but yea all the other pieces can be there and you can still be crying at home meanwhile some girl is like eh i guess ill give a blowjob to the next best guy because he asked for one and you didnt

>>30889139
i get head daily by my wife of 3 years and before that we had a lot of sex but now with 2 children we're taking a little break from Sex so bjs it is ig a thousand or so already just from her

>>30889139
>Going into college i ended up alone gaming in my cave

Fuck sake. Grow up, you cunt. You deserve to be where you are judging by the way you string things together. Go and face-fuck a sperm-burping tavern whore! Pay to get your dick worshipped, do something constructive instead of coming on here and whinging, you fucking cum soaked toerag.

>>30889234
You've never had a good blowjob and that's ok, it's a rare thing and a privilege. Don't generalize and discount every girl out there because you got a couple unenthusiastic bitches.

>>30889139
There are married people who've never had a blowjob. Stop feeling FOMO, you faggot.
>>30889152
1) Cringe
2) Because they are preoccupied with feeling chronic fight-or-flight at young age vs having everything handed to them and ending up with a chink anyway

>>30889139

I think you should consider talking to a psychiatric professional, assuming this isn't just AI generated lolcow ragebait.

>>30889328
Go out where?

I have always been a beta, so I'll kever experience a blowjob since my girlfriend doesn't like it. Well, atleast I can have sex.
Now the alpha male at school was the rumor where he was the center of a "hot potato" girl party.
The idea was that the girls at the party would suck his dick for several seconds and the girl making him explode would lose, I have no idea any more what the reward for winning was. I always heard there was a video of it, never seen it, so I was always left wondering if it was true.
It was the most popular guy where almost every girl would wet their langs on seeing him, nowadays he's the boss of a construction company and he's muscular as fuck.
You have to be massively lucky as well

>>30889139

The idealized life you're picturing doesn't exist bud. Your friend you spoke to cries himself to sleep every night and that was the first blowjob he got in six months, it just looks different from your perspective because people don't honestly share how their life is going and how fulfilled they are.

With $120k, you'd be making more than half what you'd need to live comfortably in Thailand off investments. If you have degrees in that field, you could probably put in a few hours per month doing some financial planning and consultation for people to make another $10,000 per year online.

Move to Thailand, find a gorgeous Thai girlfriend who will suck you dry every morning and with your skillset and English skills, you can just work remote in the states for American dollars while everything around you is priced for poor people.

While Jordan Peterson is a bit of a lunatic at this point, Future Authoring was superb. Grab that module and put time aside to do it. It will make you ask yourself questions that will lead you to figuring out what you want in life. It sounds like you don't really have goals to work towards other than getting your dick sucked.

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>>30890529
>cries himself to sleep every night and that was the first blowjob he got in six months

cope!
if your not a fucking loser and have a woman who actually is attracted to you then you litterally can get a blowjob at any fucking moment you want, You can literally just pull your cock out and shove it in her mouth and she just goes "lol haha Slorp slorp!"
my and my friends from work all pretty much said the same thing when we were talking to this zoomer bro at work, he was whining about women or some shit and we started talking about our wives,

Abandon this subhuman demoralization shit hole. The actual state funded demoralization demons here will just try their hardest to convince you to commit suicide.

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This guy is clearly demoralized and spiralling and you retarded faggots are confirming his worst parania by saying that blowjobs are a metric for how Chad you are irl, especially this old cunt >>30890743

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>>30889139
i considermyself succesful and pretty/fit/ strong,im 6'2 90kg and had slept with 25 girls and was in 4 and 6 years relationships with literal angels.
i worked hard my whole life and many times in shit embarrasing situatiions and i can count more the times i failed than the ones that i won, i leaved buenos aires where i had a house (mine) i was fucking 3 fwb and a very easy job for 4k/month (good noney in south america) all for the chance of marrying a virgin trad 18 slavic angel. i know i will get what i want i alwaysndo but man i miss fucking i went from fucking 4 5 days a week (sometimes it being a chore) to 0 phisical contact for, for now, a month.
i always post this stupid webm of my ec bcs i used to love eating that pink asshole, never again i had such a pretty ass so desperate for me

>>30890379
usually fat bitches do grest bj bcs of course her mouth and throat are her most trained organ/muscles

Easily 98% of the posters on this site are bots and or literal paid demoralization agents. Propaganda is extremely effective. These people deserve to actually be roman crucified, all of them, specifically including the mods that facilitate this straight evil shit.

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>>30890922
end of the story is work hard nigga, you can stop being a sorry excuse of a human today and improve your situation go outside say hi to a fatty ugly
you just need to GO AND DO IT AND FAIL

>>30889139
>>30889144
>>30890264

I did the math and I get around 105-110 blowjobs/year (I only see my gf on the weekends) - each lasting ~20mins = ~35 hours worth of blowjobs/year

The truth is you have to set the standard early in the relationship. If your gf isn't used to it then it will be almost impossible to get her to give you blowjobs on a regular basis. You can't just get her to do it 10 years into your shitty miserable relationship/marriage. I started with that 1st week into our relationship. This is seriously underestimated by many and almost never mentioned.

Another factor is that most of you motherfuckers probably have nasty dicks. You gotta shave and wash it regularly. Also, importantly - use lube with some sort of flavor to kill the dick taste.

There has to be some sort of motivation for the girl to give you a blowjob, which most of you likely fail to provide. Commonly that motivation is that they simply like you, are attracted to you and want to do it for you. For me personally, it's probably that and also the fact that she knows I'll be a bit nicer afterwards (I tend to be kind of pissed off and unpleasant to be around otherwise). Some women like the fact that they are in control of you to some extent. Some bitches just get off to it because they are degenerate but these tend to have mental problems.

To put it simply - there has to be some motivation for them rather than making it a chore. They have to like and respect you (be good looking, fit, make money, etc.). Which most of you are not of course.

Blowjobs can genuinely be way better than regular sex, but it requires some effort on their end. Personally, I prefer it. But many conditions have to be met to achieve that (all of the above).

>>30889139
>was told this was the place to vent
from whom? no one wants to hear your bullshit problms

>>30889152
>How does everyone not live the exact same life as me?

>>30890946
>say hi to a fatty ugly
No thanks

>>30889139
just pay a whore. its that simple

Threads like this remind me that there is a sexual elite out there and I with a body every other year am basically a bum panhandling on the street covered in shit. Men that live in libidinal luxury at the top of the sex economy, and men that have never ever done it at all.

>>30891003
all in your head

>>30889139
Why are you gae? When I like a woman I'd love to taste every fucking inch of her body. I don't fucking dream of a blowjob. If a bj is all you want go get some hooker or ladyboy sucking you dry. Also, comparison is the thief of joy. What a bitch ass attitude, no wonder why you don't get pussy. Stop comparing yourself to somebody else. Be yourself, be as gay as you want to be. Well, you already are.

>>30890981
you are the bottom of the food chain you gotta start at the bottom besides pussy is pussy if shes clean id hit.

>>30891058
>you are the bottom of the food chain you gotta start at the bottom besides pussy is pussy if shes clean id hit.
I regularly go to hookers and dont want a relationship.

>>30891064
though you were OP
the only time i went with a hookeri didnt like it + im too afraid of STDs, i had hit with two overweight girls who would let me do whatever fuckef up shit i wanted,.i remember one lf them i get her all fuckef up with drugs and alcohol up to the point of unconsciousness and would straight rape her holes whenever and howdver i liked for hours and she would cry and beg to stop and then want more when i got tired,fuckef up bitch

>>30891086
It is regulated in my country. I dont see the advantage of a relationship and rather enjoy the variety this offers me

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>>30889139
It's one form of pleasure that you're missing out on. It's just one. There are many. The feelings you get from that experience will have you chasing it for the rest of your life. You won't accomplish anything special with that lifestyle. The guys that had so much head eventually get desensitized, and they desire true love, or more hardcore stuff. Don't get caught up on the Internet memes. Don't be your own enemy and think you're a failure, or your life is missing something essential.
Be glad you didn't have unplanned kids.
Be grateful you don't have an STD.
Be aware that there's many other pleasures you can achieve that require less effort.

>>30890860
This is so fucking hot. Imagine getting a nun to suck your cock. The pinnacle achievement of alpha male right there

>>30890860
nothing about that post is demoralizing, it's literally: "find somebody who actually is attracted to you and make her your wife"
is that soooo demoralizing in your opinion? SAD

>>30890264
>Find a girl who

What kind of stupid advice is this? Do you not listen to yourself talk?

>>30889144
Preach. Marriage and relationships are just inceldom with extra steps where you can't even P4P so it's even worse.

>>30891233
I'm sorry, I forgot you're a dirty incel weirdo who can't hold a convo with a woman without shitting and farting yourself to death.

>>30891250
i agree, those married men with loving sexy wives who slobber all over their cocks are so pathetic, lmao, us superior, smarter and fatter men simply jack off in mommy's basement

#OMEGA-COPE

>>30889234
This nigga is gay as fuck

It's really not that great desu.

>>30890236
Weeks is a better part of average. And it can be way worse

>>30889139
Op you're not getting laid because you're "gaming in your cave" thinking about money and stocks. It makes pussy dry up. Have you tried learning a skill chicks actually enjoy like singing or dancing. Can you cook her dinner?

You know getting laid involves talking to a woman right?

That being said. Blowies or me are nothing special but good foreplay.

>>30890090
>I used grok and chatgpt to calculate how many bjs my friends got over the years.
You could have stopped way earlier than that. This:
> I used grok and chatgpt to calculate how many bjs my friends got over the years.
was enough for me.

>>30889922
>Don't feel too bad, im a 36 year old turbo virgin. My issue is fairly basic, I have a micro peepee
Your entire life is going to be torture if your mind continually returns to and dwells upon that which you cannot have. Stop looking at porn. Stop masturbating (if you do). Do you ever get post nut clarity where sex seems like the pointless and disgusting behavior of apes? That freedom can be your basic mindset, along with profound physical and spiritual strength IF AND ONLY IF you attain celibacy of mind and body

Forget what you cannot have. Focus your energy elsewhere

>>30889152
>igotlooove
cant find this exact video of her, anyone?

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>>30889214
I'm 5.7 and fucked/got head from more or less 100 different bitches. You're just coping from the fact you have 0 social skills or game

>t random bitch sucking my cock

>>30891485
>post nut clarity where sex seems like the pointless and disgusting behavior of apes

Post nut clarity doesn't work this way.

>>30889139
Dude you know only a small number of men compared to all of them have sex all the time lol. My ex we would do it like once a month but it was better because she was super into it. I find sex with someone who is as charged up is better than them just going along with it. I'm 38, I didn't lose my virginity til I was like 25 lol. I've had irl sex with like 5 women (not counting erping lol). BJ's seem fun until she scrapes her teeth. I guess the most "exciting" was my ex who turned 19 when I took her v. I was like 30 and she was my employee, we hung out and stuff because we are both autistic spergs. Hearing an autistic girl dirty talk is wild I'm talking like "you wanna fuck this tight pussy" and teaching her what little I knew was hot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, it's better when it just happens, and you got plenty of time. Like jerking off, it's fun in the moment but pales in comparison to actually having a woman with you. That's why I have always been weird about one night stands and shit and strip clubs. It doesn't feel natural I guess.

>>30889214
Dude you gotta have charisma or a sense of humor. It's not always about looks. I got the one girl I was crazy about because I was able to make her laugh and be sweet. Trust me, I'm 6'3" and like 275. I've struggled

>>30889879
Smiths fuck yeah. One of my favorite bands

>>30889139
I find going down on a woman way hotter and gets me going. Sure dick sucked is cool but seeing them get all sweaty and squirmy while I'm down there is such a turn on.

>>30891927
nta, but you look like shit. pakistani?

Femanon here

How do I give a good blowjob?

>>30892660
Dress up as a nun, and do this >>30890860

>>30891978
Simp faggot

>>30889152
>Literally how do you niggers get to 30 without even having a girl touch you
by being a sub5 and having no lms

>>30892660
Tits and timestamps fag

>>30889139
hey retard if you want a blowjob you can just pay for that kind of thing. its not that important though man chill tf out

I got my first blowjob at 33.

Yeah, some guys get them everyday, who cares, at the end of the day the girl that blew me wanted to suck my dick, she genuinely enjoyed doing it, it wasn't even a transactional thing where she was my girlfriend, she felt real emotions for me.

A guy getting a blowjob from his loving wife will cum harder than all the orgasms from a dude getting lazy blowjobs from some bitch he will break up with.

>>30889139
Sometimes I've felt nothing from bjs where it even made me think my dick was broken. It was either this bad or made me cum gallons.
Honestly, even if the girl is into your cock and doing blowjobs most of them can't actually do stuff that isn't masturbating and putting in the mouth, I get more pleasure from my gf doing paizuri.

>>30891299
Married men make up the majority of porn consumption. A single guy, probably speaking, has a greater chance at getting sex if he really wants it. Marriage truly is involuntary celibacy after like 2 years.

>>30891211
>“find somebody who actually is attracted to you and make her your wife"
Woman rate 80% of guys as below average. You’re saying dumb shit like “just get a good job and buy a house”. By the numbers, it’s not universally applicable enough to be given as a general advice.

>>30891016
It’s not. Anecdotes mean nothing and the numbers are reflected as plain as day by dating app metrics which is how most dating is done nowadays, picked and chosen entirely by the female half

>>30890997
>just buy your life’s milestones dude. Then you won’t feel like a loser and no one else will either, I’m sure
Comments like this are either accidentally ignorant or purposely ignorant of the feeling of left-behindness that is expressed by these rants

>>30891927
Also nta but how do I learn game or social skills? Could you maybe recommend some good resources? I work remote and don't really have a social circle where I live. I feel like I'm sperging out here lol

>>30893194
You don't. And even then, half of the "game" of the guys professing to teach it was just giving away party drugs to sluts at afterparties.

> I work remote and don't really have a social circle where I live
90% of "game" is having a social circle with single women, or women who will set up their single friends with you. If you haven't figured this out by like 30 in larger cities with some kind of mixer-ish scene for "young professionals", or you live in a small town where social circles are set in stone by like 18, you are fighting an uphill battle. Past 35, it's realistically over; unless you want to find a desperate broad from a poor country (and this often does not end in sunshine and blowjobs, see the "Unhappily Married to a Filipina Woman" groups).

The best thing you can do for your social life, because the way you talk about remote work implies to me that you're in some rural shithole where everybody's friend groups are set, and nobody is inviting you to anything, is to fuck off to the same city every other young-ish person is going to in order meet other young people.

>>30889152
>get to 30 without even having a girl touch you
be ugly and asian living in the west, was confident and positive when i was young and a naive young adult but over time got grinded down by life and rejection by every women i asked out and recieve absolutely zero attention from women in general. Afterwards decided to read into attraction and overtime learned all about how women really think and realized all women are racist and prejudice to non white men so i just moved on in life.

>>30891964
>6'3
>struggling
Lmao sure

>>30893383
Bro new meta is 6’6” and up. Midlets btfo

>>30889139
I really miss blowjobs so goddamn much. I didn't know what I had and I let it slip away. My girlfriend was cum-hungry all the time. Never once spit, always swallowed. I never had to initiate, she would just lean over and pull my cock out, suck and swallow. 5+ times a week for years.

>>30889234
I'm sorry you haven't felt that, man.

A girl that will earnestly and enthusiastically suck your cock is really, really good. Unloading into a girl's mouth while she moans, then watching her throat flex as she swallows your semen isn't better than really good sex but it's close.

>>30889152
>marriee a chink
Wow what a winner.

Everything else you said it true though

>>30889139
If you've hit 25 and still not sex, might as well just pay for it. Going that long without ANY sexual interaction is just abnormal and unnatural for a human. You pay for all women one way or another anyway. Of course its better to develop social skills, personality, and physique, but it's 10 years too late to be having that conversation now. Just do it, have fun, and check this off your list. Just having sex improves a man's confidence (paid or not).

I wont even lie, blowjobs are overrated. Im a pretty young black m and ive gotten 3 blowjobs. First two i didnt even cum after like 20 minutes. The third one was from some chubby asian chick. Best shit ever. Sloppy as fuck, eye contact, and her hot ass friend was in the bathroom listening to everything. Might hit her up tn if she’s not asleep. But if you’re still a virgin at 30 then its most likely a you problem. Im not the most attractive guy out there, but I actually know how to talk to women. Fuck, i have more female friends than guy friends. And not on some fag shit too, i have a girlfriend. So just lock in with life, go to the gym. Spend less time at home. We believe in you bro.

>>30890321
I've contemplated it over all of it, but really I'd rather not.
>>30891485
Definitely won't stop porn or masterbating, usually jerking it helps me get to sleep at night. Plus I've heard studies saying men who bust more often then not live longer and have less stress. Now my life is torturous, but that's mainly due to the painful seizures that f me up. My inability to work or drive because of them. The fact someone my wallet while i was having a seizure and is using my ssn for employment preventing me from claiming disability. The social security administration won't do anything, i first started contacting them over a year ago. Jerking it is really the least of my problems.

im 34 and have never kissed anyone let alone a blowjob. its completely my fault though obviously. i have never tried to initiate sex or a relationship, hell ive never even asked anyone on a date. the result of being a loser with no self confidence for my entire life. i have a pretty nice sized penis too. would have been nice to feel what getting a blowjob like 99.9999999999% of other men have already experienced by my age feels like

>>30889152
>ricewife
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>30890860
holy~
nun of that here

>>30889144
Don't think that's the case. I fuck my gf every day and so should you. Don't settle for that shit. If she is stingy with her pussy get rid of it.

>>30894279
How long have you been with her?

I'm 27 and a total virgin. I have no idea how other men even find girls. Cold approach is impossible, hitting up on the few single girls among your acquaintances is basically social suicide and I get literally 0 likes on the apps. I'm sure sex is overrated, but the level of alienation and low self-esteem you feel when you've never experienced any female attention in you life will destroy you mentally with age

just install grindr and let men blow you

>>30889234
That's because you are circumcized.
t. Also circumcized

>>30894521
I’m sure your feelings of inadequacy will be dismissed here.
>>30893823
It’s good you acknowledge that it was largely your choices that lead to your undesired place in life but the amount of guys that haven’t gotten any bitches isn’t 1/100,000,000. I haven’t and I’m same age and khhv as you. Remember for the past 200,000 years 98% of women had children whereas only 50% of men had. We’re just going back to that except now the women are coming down to 50% as well. It’s pretty fucked but it’s the next step in evolution

>>30889152
>had to import a slave-tier subhuman to get a human connection
This is not the win you think it is.

>>30889139
>was told this was the place to vent
you got wrong info my guy
nobody here cares gives a flying fuck about your blogpost

>>30895293
This. This is the blacked spam board.

>>30889152
>6ft
>White
>Decently handsome, not scrawny or ugly, good face
>-50% chance I'll ever go bald
>Got loads of attention from girls in school, was popular, sought-out by them often, had a GF
>...But was too naive and shy to act on it
>Ended up alone anyway
I've kissed girls and held hands and stuff, but no sex. I'm a fuck-up, so maybe my case is unusual, but idk life just happens wrong sometimes.

I've been meaning to try setting up a fake tinder profile and sleeping with girls that way. Just want to rip off the bandaid. Maybe it'll give me a confidence boost and let me stepping-stone into dating.

>>30893795
>The fact someone my wallet while i was having a seizure and is using my ssn for employment preventing me from claiming disability. The social security administration won't do anything, i first started contacting them over a year ago. Jerking it is really the least of my problems.
Bloody hell, that's actually fucked up.

What if you steal his money? Ask the SSA to confirm your employment details, call and pretend to be you, then change your bank details to your own. He works, you get paid. Anyone cries foul, you're legally in the clear.

>>30889152
>married chink
Lmao, ngmi.

>>30889922
Damn