/ck/simple as
I remember when indian street food was mostly this and not the jeet made horrors beyond the comprehension
>>30953397is that the surly king of the egg fort? it's been a while...
>>30953434
Delicious indian food :)
>>30954041>just a cheeseburger but with sugar added to every step
>>30953397How does he get out?
>>30953397I hate my family. I hate my wife, my children. I am best egg chef in the world.I cook you a fucking god-damn delicious perfect omelet every time and you don't even realize. The government in this shitty country is awful. God, I hate my life.Taste the texture of the omelette. It is absolutely perfect. You buy, one dollar. You don't have to tell me is delicious, I know. I am better than the best big city chef. The egg stand is my life. God, this awful country. You read your newspaper. You will never have such a good egg again. All these egg will be gone by five o'clock, no need to fridge.
>>30953397How?
Soften some red onion in a pan, throw in some meat, 4 whipped eggs and top with generous amount of cheese.ur welcum
REKT
trad
>>30954689I can't believe this happened to such a highly educated individual.
>>30955857Some still would.
>>30953397probably the only indian street food i'm willing to try
>>30953397The Man.The Fort.The Legend.
>>30954245I like the cut of her jib fucken kek
>>30956233Same.
>>30953636That's nice sloppa
>>30956264just put a lid on it
>>30953397This video must be a decade old by this point.I wonder if he still got that place.
>>30954246>half way That better not be->finished Oh that's fucking based.
>>30954703>All these egg will be gone by five o'clock, no need to fridgeAs it should be.
>>30955437Oh that looks lovely.
>>30955828I believe Jews and Blacks should have their entire diet replaced by this.
>>30953636- "What's your order, Sir?"- "Yes"
>>30955911I'd beat the shit out of her for burning dessert like that.
>>30957336kys racist scum
Grocery shopping
>>30953435You remember when there was no propaganda effort that cherry picked the bizarre instances to make you hate the country.>inb4 jeetThey did the same thing with China a few years back, and India was probably a part of it. Everybody is doing something to fuck their opponents' soft power.
>>30957648
>>30957221Yeah. I remember there is another view of that place that also shows the stand to the side that does sell just the eggs.
>>30953800That looks like toilet cleaner
>>30957648Eat shit ranjeet
>>30954262Lost
>>30954580he has to sell all the eggs
>>30958623HARDCORE
>>30953636The one drumstick lol
>>30954140>Raw sewageMy favorite.
>>30954264Man, I really hope the Chinese and Pakistani pool their resources together and nuke India out of existence.
>>30954568kek, fucking beautiful
>>30955453Woman in the background gets me every time
>>30957515Don't you EVER THREATEN MAY LIKE THAT AGAIN
>>30957648Chinese and Indians are going at it for years, it's mesmerizing, really. Two soulless nations trying to dunk on each other.
>>30957648India being a shithole filled with retards who live in filth with roads lined with trash is not cherry picked. If anything, anything resembling civilization there is cherry picked.A fun game I play with liberals: On google maps, they drop a random pin in a western country, they pick where, even the poorest part of the country they can think of, and we count the pieces of trash lying around. Then I let them drop a random pin in India (From a zoomed out map, so they can't intentionally pick a specific street, but they can pick close to a rich area or tourist area if they know the country).India is literal hell on earth, solely because of the people who live there destroying it.
>>30958822That woman is my soulmate.
>>30957517no u, faggot retard
>>30958907She would look at you the same way she looks at the dumb cunt in the video
>>30958840She should just say what she means: "Niggers think they know how to cook, but they don't. They just know how to be poor."
>>30958840This is the social media girl version of the meatballs video.
>>30953401no respect for the egg
>>30954785And I have the audacity to wonder why my hotel room smells weird...
I come to these threads and lurk when I'm on a diet because there's nothing more hunger suppressing than watching disgusting brownoids handle food and cook slop.
>>30958937you are brown
>>30955828That's just vegetarianism with extra steps. Mixed bean protein milk already can have a complete protein and vitamin profile for even less resource use and is cheaper to produce because even insects are still animals and animals will piss and shit out most of the resources used to grow them. If you're gonna raise animals for food, don't half-ass it, go straight for large cattle because the taste and texture of real dairy is the only thing that cannot be beat by plants. Taste and texture is the only thing that makes animal farming justifiable rather than just skipping the middle-man and making everything out of plants for optimal efficiency.This "eating bugs" bullshit is the worst of both worlds, because it's never as efficient as plant-based products and will never have the taste and texture of mammalian meat and dairy.
>>30953641>whats your order, sir?>I want whole Italian tourist slop but serve me like I'm an american!
>>30954041So much sugar that it can make even an amerilard blush
>>30958805Thats ancient vedic knowledge. Its microbial and gives you natural immunity. You white idiots know nothing about health. India has lost more knowledge than you puny whites have gained knowledge in the last 2000 years. Jai Shri Ram
>>30958840I once made a marinade for chicken that had vinegar, brown sugar, and maybe a little bit of salt. This was a long, long time ago so I have no idea what proportions I used or if I'd cut into the chicken breast any. But GAWT DAMN for a basic fucking piece of chicken that grilled up fine. I've been a basic bitch and have hardly cooked for myself but man, that was good and I want to know the science of why.
>>30957648yeah, totally propaganda that there's just endless examples of the most disgusting subhuman trash preparing trash
>>30958843>like I don't understandoh I know you don't
>>30953412Somebody knows why the flame is red?
>>30954046Ratatouille 2: The Final Dish
>>30958980Honestly, I'd take fried chicken, malt liquor and coolade over meatballs any day of the week.
>>30956233I will try this since the dude does not really touch the product in this one.
>>30953401>that fucking side head bob
>>30957304I'm still gonna fuck it.
>>30959583useless junkies, might as well be a heroin ad, just change the pot for a spoon and leave the sound as is
>>30955828no, the world needs less retards.ie browns.save the planet, nuke india today
>>30955831the shirt explains everything
>>30958602I dont need more reasons to hatepls
>>30956222you bet your ass I would. her pants looked clean so the burger could still be edible
>>30954785>>30954786But do Holiday Inns hate him?
>>30959932Good question. Next question.
>>30957648Go anywhere on 4chan people hate on pretty much every country. Spoiler: wealthy ones and ones with larger populations get more attention.Not fucking everything is trying to push some narrative you schizo
>>30953636>"What would you like?">"Everything please!"
>>30957648>propagandaFirst off, gutter oil is a thing and it is fucking nasty and deserves to be made fun of. Secondly, your country is fucking disgusting as a whole. From the people to the shitty caste system to the absolutely disgusting state of how you disgusting fucks live. A fucking tidal wave of bleach couldn't disinfect the garbage ridden land that is india. And the worst part is you nasty fucks keep the same disgusting shit up in any land you infest.
>>30959486exactlyand why is that, anon?because you're what?
>>30959582He does with the back of his hand, look closer. And pay attention to the cup he uses to gather ingredients.
>>30960067newfag, nta
>>30957525kys
>>30954245Woman being funny, next, an unicorn.
>>30958939What does a golem like you, know about cooking??Stfu and go eat your goyslop.
>>30960601great now i want a chicken sandwich
>>30960395it can never be a true /ck/ thread without king ja/ck/
>>30960714Indeed saaar
>>30960593>I eat four meala before lunch, but that's not okay cause I'm fatCorrect. Maybe eat less.
>>30960599>>30960601Love Joe he's my favorite foodtuber
>>30959587A gateway to another dimension, a dimension of pure flavour
>>30953800the guy at the end is shitting in his pants the very moment he tastes it
>>30953801What's that supposed to be, some Knock-off Alinea?
I just see two videos and:THIS IS THE REAL YOUR RAGE YOU LOSE THREAD.
>>30960395his bacon video with jack danniels the "home run recipe" is the best video ever and the most funny one.
>>30959592I was hoping to see Indiana Jones shoot him.
>>30959587
>>30953636Touching it with the moustache gives that last bit of seasoning to the drumstick.
>>30959189Rent free eurofag.
>>30955438Do Americans really?
Genuine fucking question; why do indians, more often then not, rinse their fucking hands with whatever liquid ingredient or drink their currently using/serving? It looks like they decided to have a quick wash with fucking coke, milk, diarrhea soup, etc.
>>30958602fucking bug people
>>30961709
>>30958980
>>30958980>>30961950
>>30958980>>30961950>>30961955
>>30958980>>30961950>>30961955>>30961957
>>30957336They shouldn't be allowed to eat, ever.
>>30961959>penniesBut why tho?
>>30954580he doesn't
>>30961797it confuses the germs
>>30962460That dumb gook completely ruined those steaks.
>>30960967>Indeed saaarYes indeed my fellow saaar,
>>30961959Fucking lost.
>>30954046It's important to use plastic wrap to maintain proper hygeine
>>30954689The inside of the cans have a plastic lining - you're not meant to heat the cans. heating the cans will melt the plastic and it will contaminate the food with highly toxic melted plastic.
>>30963207>The inside of the cans have a plastic lining - you're not meant to heat the cans. heating the cans will melt the plastic and it will contaminate the food with highly toxic melted plastic.You're right and that's also bad, but the more important reason not to do that is because of the super-heated steam which will severely burn and damage your eyes like we see in the video.Water boils at 212 degrees F (100 C), but because it was sealed in that can and couldn't escape, the temperature of that steam is actually far greater than that. Probably 400 F easily. That's not something to fuck around with.
das platinum
>>30961684Fatty
>>30955121Pipis
>>30963207>>30963259do we really need the bots to pretend to have a conversation
>>30955453The millennial question
>>30964378i am going to be sick
>>30954046just like my ba ba used to make
>>30954046I saw a man in a naruto coat serve these to a midget once
>>30954246i hate this shit
>>30955911I've been on /ck/ too long. I wanted to see the cookies more than the tiddies
>>30955453Mirthful chubby retard brutally mogs loathsome insecure bitch
>>30962811the only way to make these disgusting fucking cardboard noodles palatable
>>30954246should have stopped at 0:38
>>30959592that shit look like something retards will pay 100 eurodollars for it just because muh foreign culture
>>30959383something something imbalanced air-fuel mixture with a dangerously low proportion of air, aka the stove is fucked
>>30965206Is that everything normal except moldy bread as a shitpost?
>>30965206
>>30955911Thank god for her sake she's hot
>>30963249seznin they food
>>30954046this is CMOT Dibbler's Rat-onna-Stickdidn't know they made videos in ankh morpork
>>30953401it looks like a fucking parody
>>30953800The famous crappucino.
>>30961684you fags literally drive to eat this shit lmao
>>30953800wtf lmao it's a joke right?
>>30959205>>30958805>>30954140iirc that's some really slimy fruit and this is how they juice it
>>30954246>playing with foodjust use epoxy, fucking pretensions retards
>>3095849318+ board
>>30966260>ankh morporkLOL
>>30953801So fucking stupid. Is this even meant to be consumed? Fucking how? By scraping your hand against the entire fucking table?
>>30954264>:04 >eww a hair!
>>30959587Ophanim
>>30955911
>>30960242Post the OG with the audio.
>>30962811The Apex of Mexicrap cuisine.
>>30962909I stopped following this IG profile because it's all just Turkshit cooking.
>>30966633 this bitch better give transcendental fucking head or something to justify her existence.
>>30962683>talks about eating slop>eats slop that kills anyone else Third worlders have no self awareness whatsoever.
>>30953636At least they are using utensils. Still looks like crap though.
>>30966688It's nothing short of miraculous that China has manage to climb from the gutter of history to become the world's second superpower while their people have no survival instincts whatsoever.
>>30964607Me on the right.
>>30966722Gracias, jefe.
>>30966769Is this an internet scam or something?
>>30960599>>30960601>>30961066>some guy showing you his local fast food goy slop>>OMG HES MY FAVOURITE FOODTUBER GUISE!!get a fucking life holy balls
>>30966936>Is this an internet scam or something?
>>30964378MMMM cancer AND microplasticsYUMMY
>>30966688What is that machine for? Why is that /ck/ related?
>>30966660my skin is itchy....
>>30960038i seriously hope he dies a painful death
>>30967046
>>30967051
>>30966688lost hahahahaha neem laughinhg 4 couple mubs straighy hahaha
>>30966660wtf hahahahah
>>30967018That's an old school popcorn maker, which is effectively a pressure bomb, and which is why it's old school and you don't see similar in the West and haven't for about sixty years. Those things are extremely dangerous.
>>30965192Who is this slant eyed pile of gooner material?
>>30966216See as much as I shit on negroes, at least they have decent hygiene standards and do not use their whole arms to portion out and mix the food. I'd take their food over any disgusting pajeet food anyday
>>30966660Oh God no.... Gotta be a hikimori horders place, if not rage bait...
>>30967051That's just literally piling a bunch of standard ingredients on top of corn chips. At least qith Frito pie there's cooking involved with the Chili...
>>30953397But how does he ever get out of there?
>>30967089Phuc Yu
>>30955828why are they only feeding niggers with this lol
>>30953397>I am the eggman
>>30954568>she killed billions
>>30964378This is why you always have a look at what women are actually doing in the kitchen.jfc
>>30967274>This is why you always have a look at what women are actually doing in the kitchen.Hidden cameras could reveal some very shocking things indeed.
aint a gotdam thing in this thread that's edible
>>30953434Damn, almost hygienic. They're evolving.
Ohh I get it nowThis thread isn't about cooking at allIt's about looking for the most outrageous cooking video on TikTok or reddit and then post it hereLmao
>>30967161Why would he? He has everything he needs.
>>30967488>she spilled my coffee>without audiothe fuck are you doing
>>30960590Certified hood classic
>>30953397But can he get out at all?
>>30954785>>30954786He needs to die
>>30967076Thanks.
>>30967831He had a stroke and is all fucked up
>>30967889before or after he started making these vile videos?
