Anything goes edition!
>>30987166dos
>>30987166tres
>>30987217
>>30987204Oh no! Oh geez :O
>>3098717225 to life
>>30987178>my beloved pet is in danger>should i do literally anything? >nah let's scream and cry making a fucking racket and annoying everybody and making it harder to hear anything
>>30987522While filming it, too.
>>30987522freggie was loved enough to be mourned, but not loved enough to be saved.
>>30987522How do you know it's their pet?
>>30987522yeah all put yourself in danger to save the life of an animal
>>30987655shes saying it: "my dog, mom."
>>30987522what should they have done then? jump in the water and fucking get torn apart by the gator themselves?
>>30987190they should show this shit in science class
>>30988380but why?
>>30987522Let me guess, you would have personally torn that gator limb from limb because you're such a badass. As we know, 4chan is exclusively populated by 6"4' special forces veterans with huge dicks.
>>30988414
>>30987190Cool fact, the clothes were blown off because the moisture on his skin was instantaneously turned into steam by the energy of the current.
>>30988791Fucking kek.
>>30988042Story?
>>30989009Literally just google "suicide livestream shotgun beard glasses".https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Ronnie_McNutt
>>30987217Hi I'm Betty White, welcome to Jack Ass!
>>30987522>Just swim towards the crocodile bro
>>30987712People are animals.
>>30987720Why is this here?
>>30988380Why does every thread I see on this board have this posted in it?
>>30988414>>30988791Why is this here?
>>30987255>The absolute state of europeansIt's pathetic to watch. Have they no will to fight back?
>>30989167Okay, so she should have fed herself to the alligator just to make it fair then?
>>30989184Cause you keep giving the poster (You)s.
>>30987190This looks like a superhero's origin story when he gets his powers, except, instead of getting his powers, he just dies.
>>30989207You think everyone who has ever responded to this clip is me? You're stupid.
>>30989245"You" in this instance referred to "you dumb niggers". I should have been clearer. Because you're dumb.
>>30987522Kill yourself for my entertainment
>>30988723Exactly.
>>30987522Alright, so, basically, you'd die in a situation like that.
>>30988042poor dog
>>30989327>filenameDid you mean "women"?
>>30988477You would be surprised how effective simply throwing rocks at animals can be. Once stopped an angry bull around its heffers from getting me and my friend this way as kids. Crocs arnt like canines. They very likely would have just fucked off if hit with a rock or maybe even the splash.
>>30989242>>30987190I'm not sure of his fate overall, but there's a longer clip where he actually wakes up
>>30987255BASED.
>>30989189He will go to jail if he even insults the dude. What rock have you been under?
>>30989183Why not?
>>30989284Is that the Bagworm Man from Onimusha?
>>30987199somehow everyone survived this clusterfuck
>>30989321BOMBOCLAAAAT
>>30989550I didn't know the three stooges did so much crime in their spare time.
>>30987178Kek
>>30989167>literally irrelevant factoid that implies nothingOkay, bud.
>>30989855Rabbit was already dead. Video should be titled "How to paunch a rabbit without a knife"
>>30989374For some reason that was the hardest watch ever.
>>30989911He gave his life to become a human beyblade.
>>30989860Raptor genes
>>30989841At least they were clearly allowed to park in the disabled spo
>>30989167Only the brown ones
>>30987166Slavs are white jeets
>>30987522how exactly does a 12yo girl with no kit save a dog from a croc in a river?
>>30987172Didn't the old timer die?
>>30990127He probably thought she should have dived in, grabbed the dog by the scruff of its neck, tucked it under one arm, trod water whilst inflicting a mighty blow on the snout of the crocodile with her other fist, thus stunning the beast and allowing her to swim backstroke to the shore, triumphantly holding the rescued dog aloft.
>>30987178kek what kind of smooth brain name their pet fragile
>>30989880Those sneaky trains, if only they were big and loud then everyone could see them coming.
>>30989343Kys
>>30987172biker's fault
>>30990464it's always the bikers/cyclists' fault they're shit people.
>>30987172filenames a bit racist my guy
>>30989379that story sounds like bullshit but ill bite anyways. that's incredibly uncommon if they're the parent of the babies. second, you don't know how hungry the croc is, if the dog was swimming near croc babies, or if they even had rocks on the riverbed. i get you're an expert in self defense and animal husbandry, but these are literally panicking kids
>>30988871that's a pretty fuckin cool fact. thanks
>>30988042i never noticed one officer was wearing flipflops KEK
>>30989242Got any details, i want to search it out.
>>30990714I'll never forget watching a video with a friend. It was the one where 2 niglets walk up to an Asian girl, compliment her and then start stomping on her face and neck after getting her to the groundI reacted in shock and said "damn niggers are brutal" and suddenly what he saw didnt bother him. He instead asked me if I just said the n word and explained how racism is never OK. I didnt apologize and just stated, if that girl was racist, she probably wouldnt have been attacked. We stopped talking to each other after that. He was jewish isreali so it makes perfect sense.
>>30989872all men deserve this
>>30987712>rocks>big stick>branch>loose plank>phone (if you love your dog only)>cooler>water bottleTry throwing one of these things at an incoming threat. You did not spend 150 million years to evolve eyes on the front of your face to scream at incoming threats. Throw whatever is near you at the threat. Hope you dont actually need to use this advice friend.
>>30990243jesus christ
>>30990724>animals dont like having shit thrown at them>sounds like bullshit>makes up some retarded story Stay in whatever city you live in because you WILL die given enough time.
>>30990783>Jewish Israeli I'm calling hard bullshit, every Israeli I've run into are fucking turbo racist, (which is a good thing) especially towards Arabs and Africans, for good fucking reason. Israel actively sterilized African immigrants which said immigrants bitched about when they couldn't shit out 9 kids for gibs.
>>30990131yep, retired sherif or somethinga whole career in law enforcement and you die just riding your bicycle
>>30989327How is it possible to have this little situational awareness. If a fucking bull slid past me, I'd be shitting myself.
>>30988871Cool fucking lore thanks!
>>30990813you're the one making up stories so not sure what you mean my guy. whatever though, obviously YOURE the expert and im totally not the dude in a flyover state with endless experience around animals that 100% called your bullshit
>>30990819>I get a mossad (you)This is worth less than being ignored.
>>30990832>animals dont like having things thrown at them its a made up story>actually im from OKCGood for you sweet heart.
>>30988871Huh...
>>30987720>I am a daughter-Dropped.
>>30988723Found the plebbit transplant.
>>30987522>>30987178if only there was some sort of restraining device she could have used to prevent this
>>30990833>everything is mossad You do you that believing this gives them more power right? Mossad is a government agency, not a fucking eldritch abomination, but go on Mossad is in your walls and why you can't get a gf or keep a job.
>>30990875>leashSouth Americans would unironically use it for their small children, never mind a dog.
>>30987190The gene pool thanks you for your sacrifice
>>30990848i never said animals don't like having things thrown at you. i just said your cherry picked and likely bullshit example was bullshit and that's not the norm. it's not that easy to ward off wild animals, contrary to your """expert""" opinion. continue being obtuse for easy attentionbux, though. apparently trolling is now just pretending to be the biggest idiot in the thread, so congrats on your accomplishment. i've had more enriching conversations with monkeys and typewriters.
>>30990880>actually jews are heckin based>also mossad is an agency bro not the boogie man????Wtf is this.
>>30987199This is why you always neuter your airplane
>>30990893I mean I guess that example could be bullshit but throwing shit at animals definitely has an effect. Im not that guy.
>>30990898yes every action has an effect, but chances are in this case not the effect you're hoping for. otherwise animals of prey would all simply develop little catapults to frighten predators to their core
>>30989860The weak should fear the strong
>>30989889When this thing hits 888 million volts you're going to see some shit Marty
>>30989872
>>30989872Give me a source right now
>>30990921Why wouldnt they evolve .45 caliber ACP american colt m1911s?
>>30990897Whoever keeps uploading muted clips you're a bitch. Heres the full version on YouTube:https://youtu.be/fs8ZveNZQ8g?si=PkeId0aU83bO65BO
>>30990949>clearly about to fucking burst>that ominus hiss>opens it anyways feet away from children Hell yeah
>>30990478Bicycles are potentially fine and in rare cases even based. There is no situation ever where someone wears the faggot skinsuit shit and isn't a piece of shit though. It's 100% dead giveaway of a try hard dipshit.
>>30990800ok.
>>30990800Someone is a disgusting self unaware femcell
