it's the best mode of transportation
What I wouldn't do for a reasonably-sized pickup like this...
>>31044870Love how light blue shirt is still kicking the pedals mid-air after running over 2 people and falling off the bike
>>31044967When I began riding motorcycles, more experienced riders always told me"If you got to overtake do it quick" Dude got a fucking Africa Twin, use the damn engine moron !!
>>31044989lucky landing
>>31044857>WHY ARE YOU CUMMING FAST?This is a classic
>>31044845just a bit of harmless fun honestly. great video.
>>31045335
>>31044845>it's the best mode of transportation
>>3104501630 minutes or it's free is a guarantee
>>31045060what level of urbanite do you have to be to think getting even half that close to a cow or bull is going to go well?
>>31045175wrong.hitting water with such angular momentum it's like hitting concrete
>>31045405getting close was not the problem here. the speed was. he startled the animal. if he went slowly the bull would probably not have cared or he could've have kept distance before he attacked.>what level of urbanite do you have to beyes he is retareded
>>31044952nice double kill
>>31045351Dumb driving dumb questions. I'll never undestand why you would ride a motorcycle knowing full well idiots like her share the road with you.
>>31045300That guy's decorticate posturing. He's suffered a devastating CNS injury and if he survives he'll be permanently disabled. What a fucking waste. If he'd worn a helmet he would have walked away with scratches.
>>31045618
>>31044857the mussie also should not be doing that on the road as he clearly isn't just changing the tyre, he's doing the pads of something. So two shit skins, one riding a bike on a pavement, the other shitskin doing car repairs on the road - both of which are illegal. Throw them out of the country.
>>31045373The guy on the phone lived.
>>31045340>oi mate I've been rammed innit, I've been rammed matewhat a fucking faggot
>>31045589riding a motorcycle can feel incredibly liberating. you get a moment for yourself. learning how to drive a motorcycle today focuses a lot on how to avoid dangers, and setting yourself up for the good moments. eventually though the odds will catch up to you.at any rate, most of these videos are of dorks who had little or no training.
>>31045351Is that his bone sticking out? Oof
This webm could be a lot shorter. Just skip to the last 10 seconds, honestly
>>31046411You couldn't make that up
>>31045618My dad fell and hit his head and did that pose, and he was fine
>>31044845I don't understand road ragers. In the US, I've had to deal with two. Both times, they act like nuts and I'm left just trying to avoid shooting them in the head because I don't want to deal with the paperwork and BS. Are these suicidal people that are too chicken shit to do it themselves? Too pussified to get a cop to do it?
>>31046411I read the article, he died 4 days later in the hospital
>>31046423thanks for the heads up, anon.
>>31046534They're miserable. Trapped in a life they hate.You can bet they had a kid too early, a shitty job, and have constant debt that force them to stay in said shitty job.Add the fact their wife probably has their same IQ (meaning she's retarded too) and it becomes clear why they can snap any moment
>>31044845Its a nigger driving the car
>>31044857are there any Brits left in Britin at this point?
>>31045016He is doing door dash too literal
>>31046534why would you? do you understand serial killers? rapists? its mental instability and there's nothing to understand.
>>31044957wow, he was redeemed by the river
>>31046643we are all brits now.
>>31045005who is filming this?
>>31046708Camera on stick at rear of the bike. You can sety them so that it soesn't show the stick itself. Clever.
>>31044845Of course it's a nigger in the car
>>31046534They hate their lives and want you to help end their suffering
>>31046533did he bleed from his ears too?
>>31045017Track bikes can't freewheel, pedals go around no matter what.
>>31045618 That is not decorticate posturing. The guy slammed his head on the concrete, it's a classic case of fencing response, he suffered a concussion, notice how the stiffness lasts only a few seconds. It happens all the time in MMA after a fighter gets a heavy blow to the jaw and gets knocked out. His arms are in a position as if he was still holding the handlebar of the bicycle.
>>31044851kek just the body language alone does such a great job setting the scene>So, you want me to tow this junk to United Impound, or->WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>31045643This is legitimately once of the best simple PSAs I've ever seenNo sound need or anything else. 30 seconds and I will forever wear a helmet.
>>31044987As a kid, our bus drivers always educated us that we were not to cross the road until after the bus left
>>31045618>Permanently disabled >decerebrateNeither.But he needs to go to the hospital and get a CT scan immediately to make sure he doesn't have a head bleed or skull fracture.
>>31045300>Dazed and confusedlol
>>31045351Who's at fault here?
>>31044961that`s 4 wheels
>>31044952Quite the murder>>31044957Weird choice of suicide but ok
>>31047302The driver of the Jeep is at fault. The city is also at fault for designing retarded roads. The motorcyclist should have been more careful, too.It's pretty obvious the intersection was designed by an inbred retard in 1975.
>>31047097>>31047206Shut up. Neither of you has even the slightest idea what you're talking about. I'm an ER doctor and that's decorticate posturing. I've seen it many times before. Both elbows flexed and adducted with hands held against the chest, head in sniffing position, legs rigid and internally rotated with feet dorsiflexed. Also he's bleeding from his ears. So while you could have that pose as a result of a transient increase in ICP like from a hard blow to the head that shocks the brainstem, and then recover from it, in his case he certainly has a basilar skull fracture and probably an uncal or tosilar brainstem herniation from a massive epidural or subdural hematoma. I have honestly no idea where you people come from with such force of authority behind what you say when you don't even have the slightest clue. Any med school drop out will tell you what it is. That guy's fucked and has next to zero chance of meaningful neurological recovery unless he was literally right next door to a level 1 trauma center to do a stat craniotomy and probably not even then.
>>31044845motorbikes are cool yet theyre just so weak and vulnerable you are gonna get rekt by it>>31044857valid crashout. stupid nigger kek>>31044961still did damage to your jelly. retard>>31044967see. thats what im talking about you are a walking prey>>31045300braindead posture gg
>>31045351my friend also got hit by a car once and got up screaming and confused yet he was okay. kek>>31045364car driver crashing like a chad. biker rekt.>>31046362in egypt they cope and call them in the slums "groom of paradise" but they were just thug drug addicts kek
>>31044987If there were a father there the cyclist would be a smear on the asphalt
>>31047429I was trying to be polite with you, you fucking retarded indian. You are watching a fucking video you massive cunt, you didn't do any exam, any scam on the dude, I hope I never fall in the hands of a shit indian doctor or medical practioner, you guys are ALWAYS terrible at it. Go to fucking hell you piece of shit, his feet are not dorsiflexed you demented freak, he looks exactly like a MMA fighter getting knocked out. I doubt you are a doctor, but if you are I pray for your patients because you must be the shittiest medic, saying that he has 0 chance of recovery without even making a single fucking exam, fucking piece of shit. You talk as if he had a fucking bullet in his head. India is doomed, I hope they perma nuke that country 50 times.>I have honestly no idea where you people come from with such force of authority behind what you say when you don't even have the slightest clue.I say the same thing to you.
>>31044857I cannot even begin describe how bad one has to be on a bike to cause this crash. Moron.
>>31045355Kek
>>31044867Good lordYou just know she's never locked her house ever in her life <3
>>31044845>best mode of transportationIf you live in a warm climate. Where I live they turn useless for 6-7 months of the year.
>>31047566No reason to, no brown people for miles
>>31047190That was so he was not responsible if someone ran you over. Here they wave you by after they are sure everyone in both directions has stopped.
>>31045175Not if he's unconscious. I see that he's not, but if so, he would drown.
>>31047429kek, everyone totally believes you "doctor" armchair expert
>>31045011average Yamaha experience.
>>31045139it always bothered me he never sped up to overtake. you would think that shit is obvious.
>>31047429>I'm an ER doctor
>>31047346>The city is also at fault for designing retarded roadsretard.
>>31046675Lol
>>31047106actually it was the faggot in the gold car who swerved his entire fucking vehicle towards the biker, that cuaseed the accident.
>>31047106He doesn't skip leg day
>>31045019Badass cop
>>31047566shes probably a spoiled cunt
>>31047854no u
>>31047097>>31047206>>31047429He's either dead or retarded. No point in arguing about it.
>>31045019>>31045340dumb piggies lol
>>31047302>faultFault or not doesn't fix the leg, it doesn't bring your leg mobility back, it doesn't stop the pain you'll feel for the rest of your life.>>31045589Retardation.The vast majority of these are through no fault of their own, they are doing exactly what they should and a situation caused by another person causes them to crash. Except they're on a bike and their crumple zone is their body which kills or permanently handicaps them.You have to be a retard to go on a motorbike knowing that the most retarded person you know, will be sharing the road with you and that when they cause you to crash, you go to the hospital or morgue and they call insurance.
>>31045618nice asspull, "doctor"
>>31047429>>31047947
>>31047106pretty successful kick. nice
>>31047190Same here, to the point where it is pretty much common knowledge.
>>31047206>"a head bleed".Kek
>>31047742Ikr, this happened to me, and my Yamaha is a bass.
>>31045647>nooooooooooo you can't just have skills and repair your own car!!!??!?? You have to take it to a certified dealership™ and get scammed out of all your money noooooooo
>>31044948>>31044952Idiots speeding to the intersections need to die, especially if they do so on a bike
>>31048103Still time to get back on the boat, Muhammad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIxHa3dUZ8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIaF09eCTAc
>>31044967I’ve never rode a motorbike and don’t even have a full car license but surely if you’re doing something like this you at least go fast and speed up
>>31045643I don’t know how to do green text but just imagine this is green:Dazed & Confused
>>31047100Deserved. Look at all the space he had to the left… all that space and time…You should know the universe will test you and if you fail well…
>>31047481Its the retarded kids fault
>>31044845This guy must be provoking them. How else could one biker run into so many road ragers?
>>31047864It was clearly the biker who instigated. Both are faggots.
>>31047937>crumple zone is their bodyThere are air vests that can help with that.
>>31044845everyone hates motorcyclists and it's the most justified hatred humans have ever expressed. You HAVE to be a complete fucking faggot to ride one. There isn't a single biker on the planet who isn't an insufferable piece of shit.
>>31044851>>31044857Cyclists has to be the most brain damaged and blind people on the planet, ISTG. Too stupid to not cause obvious crashes, and they have zero self-awareness, so they'll never even attempt to take proper responsibility.
>>31046335>bikerfaggot is a redditormakes sense. kys you massive faggot
>>31048547yeah bro you saw some videos on the internet, that means all cyclists MUST be like that lmao fucking retard. Motorcyclists can safely all be called pieces of shit because the very act of riding a motorbike is subhuman. It's exactly the same as a nigger playing music at full blast on a train. 99% of cyclists don't bother anyone and you never even see them.
>>31044857>>31044851Bicycles are suicide toys.
>>31045398People who do these fake out shits with their bikes need to be shot!
>>31048583not in any sane country that lets cyclists ride on footpaths
>>31048376Cyclists took away the road for their retarded bike lanes>Herp derp why are cars in the bike lane?Fuck you! Stop stealing our roads!
>>31048599Still dangerous!> that lets cyclists ride on footpathsYou misspelled>Bans bicycles from the roadsThere.
>>31048605>Herp derpholy fuck 2012 reddit called, they want their cringe meme back
>>31048249>>31048370>>31048376Overcrowded cityremove parking spots for the meme bicycle lanes>Herp derp why are you not parking 500 kilometers away from here?How about we stop indulging your fantasies and making special lanes for your useless toys?
>>31048609>reddit4chan zoomer 4chan
>>31048608yes true, you'd have to be suicidal to want to ride on the road with all the fucking retards on there. It's insane to me that anyone would be forced to ride on the road where they can easily be killed when literally nobody in the history of humanity has ever died from being hit by a bicycle on a footpath. I got hit by a bicycle while I was crossing a road and I didn't even get a bruise but I bent his front rim and completely fucked his bike up.
>>31048616no, that was 2000s 4chan which was identical to reddit. By 2012, it was purely a reddit meme.
>>31048619>has ever died from being hit by a bicycle on a footpathYou are still injuring pedestrians. However yes bicycles do not belong on the road and destroying our cities to create MEME bicycle lanes is peak retarded.
>>31048487Are you dumb?It's the same car!!!
>>31048624injuring people isn't as bad as killing them, not sure how you can even compare the two
>>31044851those bikes are terrible, they can't see shit for some reason when they use it. I have a shitty ass bicycle to do some exercise and I don't have this kind of problem. Meanwhile these dudes spent the whole time looking at the floor with their expensive bicycles
>>31046534I once overtook a few drunk dudes in a Hilux on the way back from my job in the country, 'cause they were all over the road and going 20km under the speed limit. They took this very personally, and proceeded to chase me down this highway at around 170km in my Verada, even when i entered the oncoming lane to overtake a dozen or so cars that had stacked up near a winery. I wondered the exact same thing. When we got to the first set of lights at a fringe town, I was ready to get out of the car and drop a cunt, but then I saw it was 2 dudes. Both bigger.
>>31044957This one could use the old Dark Souls 'You Died' edit.
>>31044961based helmet enjoyer.
>>31044989No indicationBike can be seen using the incoming lane very clearly. Driver not looking forward? What the fuck is this shit? Surely you're supposed to give way to traffic in the oncoming lane, when turning across it, in literally any country right? The bike certainly couldn't give way and stop for the car in this scenario. How have you retards not worked this shit out yet?
>>31047854Why? This street and two intersections are designed with no clear line of sight.Pretty horrible road.
>>31044845> nigger literally suspends everything he had to do that day and commits enough crimes on multiple camera to go away for decades because one guy flipped him off
>>31045618Some of the best skaters and bikers in the world wear helmets when they are doing risky shit. If not wearing one looks cooler to you, your eyes are broken. It's cringe. You're trying too hard at that stage. Your priorities are cooked. No sensibility. Darwin does not approve.
>>31047481Do you even have a driving license? The biker did nothing wrong, the kid was being retarded.
>>31047890found the miserable incel
>>31044851in belgium i hear all their bikes are upright, aka, you can look forward when you cycle
>>31045566>>31047332>>31044952he.. has the green light?
>>31044967Good riddance lmao
>>31044967fucking africa twin and this nigger can't overtake, unbelievable, literally any engine all it would take is just hitting the gas
>>31045300NOT THE FUCKING SHIRT LMAO
>>31047206>a head bleedare you fucking serious
>>31045355>based Chinaman decides to lighten the mood after a car wreck with one of the greatest comedy sketches of all time
>>31044851I woulda ran into that shit on purpose and died the city police for parking there
>>31044971>Welp... nobody would believe me anyway
>>31044987Shit like this is exactly why American school buses have a stop sign on the driver side that folds out.
Somehow I’m unfazed by >>31045345but I can’t watch >>31045351
>>31045884Yeah where was the>SHOW me your HANDS!!!!! x100>GET on the GROUND!!!!!!!! x100000Followed by discharging an entire magazine in a residential neighborhood
>>31045335This cunts fucking insane, nearly dies and barely even sounds angry. Must be one of those super low heart rate adrenaline junkies
>>31045373It looks like he should have been fucking shredded but apparently all that happened was his cock got mutilated
>>31045351Last time this was posted I said that I thought the guy broke his leg when he hit the pole but some random homo on here told me he broke it on the car, what do you guys think?
>>31045340lol, bong cops are so fucking useless
>>31049169You can see perfectly fine when on a TT bike. In fact you're supposed to be looking forward or your aerodynamics get all kinds of fucked up because the helmets are designed to be aerodynamic when you're looking forward.
>>31045026>they helped heris this even china?
>>31045340bobbies are so fucking useless it's shameful to watch that shit and i'm not even british.good god, those people once controlled 80% of the world
>>31045618Speaking as an expert the correct medical term is "heemed stiff"
>>31047093Don’t drink gasoline and drive.
these threads are convincing me to not buy a bike
>>31045211He took that parking sign literally
>>31045361Is he trying to fuck start his scooter?
>>31045884>i've been rammedi don't think you 'ave, mate
>>31049203>but then I saw it was 2 dudes. Both bigger.Smith & Wesson don't give a shit.
