birbs n sheeit
3. i'll post more later if the thread is still up.
>>31103841It was supposed to be ORNITHOLOGICAL REKTI drink, though.
Looking for the imperial eagly and the crane in here
>>31104062I like how the hen protects her chicks
>>31104451Didn't protect the snack very much, lol
>>31104487>let the bodies hit the floor
L O L
>>31104726FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>31104757To get to the other side.
>>31103943Wtf is this?
>>31104726Dude that is fucking fowl, how could you post this
bavi
>>31103854fucking kek'd
>>31104265>Looking for the imperial eagly and the crane in here
>>31104487
>>31105005Give that bird a raise!
>>31105011Classic.
i was posting webms and didn't realize this was a rekt thread
>>31103841Sums up USA pretty well kek.
>>31105030lol
>>31103851Shit, did it break its neck?
>>31105044>instant roast
>>31105132
>>31104062BRUTAL
>>31104966LMAO
>>31105133How do women function with talons?
>>31105062What is that in the road? At first I thought it was a dead turkey, but it looks more like a dead dog.
>>31105138Ben Franklin used to electrocute turkeys to entertain guests
>>31105308Dead Turkey. Turkeys and other fowl will do "funeral circles" around their dead
>>31105184They do shit with the pads of their fingerst. guy who has a wife with talons
>>31105440Your wife is gross.t. guy who thinks your wife is gross.
>>31105438Weird. I can so clearly see a round head and four legs. Trick of the light, I guess.
>>31105057kek
>>31104265is this it?>>31105853
>>31104841She's huffing the souls out of 100 owls for a vile ritual
>>31105899I don't care if it's the last one in existence, if I see a bird with my Mr Sparky in its claws I'm coming out blasting
>>31105911birds are hungry too
>>31105138Muse predicted all of this you know
birds can't just go to the store and get food like you or me.
>>31105938Mammals > BirdsMy pets > *
>>31105947even rats?
>>31104841From Japan. 42 owls died from improperly formulated vitamins.
>>31105967Yes
>>31105920I didn't know they made green pigeons. Neat.
>>31104933>fuck it with a big block of cheese and rub it with cheetosWhy are mutts like this?
>>31106089>He says as he chokes down beans and tomatoes for brekkie
>>31105435>read this>"No way Ben Franklin did that">look it up>turns out he really did>he even electrocuted himself onceFucking kek.
>>31105133>scrubbing it with soapKek why do people do this?
>>31105911Be a responsible owner & don't let your cat outside like a faggot irresponsible owner
>>31106133Wouldn't you if you knew she touched your food?
>>31105133Chachere's and Badia complete seasoning are all you need fr
>>31106100I didn't, and those are still better than what I described.
>>31105945Ducks eat for free at Subway
>>31106139I had a cat that went outside every day. She lived 13 years and was the best pet ever. You're dumb.
>>31105945The lord will bless the person that opened the door for birb And damn the one that tried to corner it
>>31103841https://youtu.be/6mSBA6xMOv0?&t=30
>>31105899Hood narration https://youtu.be/hLtIuKaaF4M?
>>31106133>why do people do this>peopleIt's the same reason they over-season and spice their food. Your average black American family did not have a modern refrigerator until the 1960s, and they tended to buy the cheapest and oldest meats before food stamps became a thing, also in the 1960s. It's only been a couple generations since they were accustomed to cooking with spoiled and highly suspect meats, so they still pass on those behaviors.
>>31103841
>>31106366Also, if you are slaughtering and butchering the chicken yourself before cooking it, you do in fact rinse or wash it in water before cooking it. It's kind of a country thing to rinse off chicken before cooking it. Soap is ridiculous, though.
>>31106366>>31106394Where I live, I've never seen anyone even rinse chicken with water, let alone use soap. I've only ever heard of people in other countries getting salmonella poisoning, too; never had it, never known anyone who has had it.
>>31104726Why'd he do that?
>>31106394>>31106504if you rinse a raw chicken all you are really doing is splashing salmonella around your kitchen
>>31104970>Even if he caught him and brought him back to the colony, he would immediately head right back for the mountains.So this is a regular occurrence, then.
>>31104980Why do Jews always look so goofy when in a fight or flight situation?
>>31106535Store-bought chicken today is rinsed and bathed in an antimicrobial bath before it is packaged. The only real argument today for rinsing it before cooking is an attempt to remove those residual chemicals, but it's not going to be effective.My grandmother raised chickens and would pay an old black lady to come over and kill and process them for her. She would be paid with one of the chickens. You're going to re-rinse that chicken she processed before cooking it because you'd be dumb not to.
>>31105062This is creepy
>>31104715>>>/wsg/6205779
>>31104466Birb watched some Splinter Cell gameplay
>>31104491Brutal
>>31104966>fuck this birb parent's cuisine
>>31104726Cross the road for no other reason than to do it, pretty nihenlistic of her.
>>31104933>>31106089>Not using the cheetos and dicing the cheese for the stuffing>Applying simple butter to outer skin instead of a chives-green onions mixed in the butter and -inside- the skinAs a proud burger, I can't claim these people. I was willing to even cut them slack with the cheese and cheetos, but they fucked it up even worse.
>>31106366calm your tits bitch, it can rinse right off.fuck
>>31105984RIP in peace owls
>>31105975wtf? china....
>>31105775>I'm taking you with me!!!
>>31105133you KNOW they put that salmonella ass sponge back to use on dishes
>>31105941never heard of em
>>31104999Absolute aerial Jew.
>>31106089It's rage bait for engagement farming. Purely a business decision.
>>31104999Why doesnt he realize that a beaver is too big for him to eat?
>>31107148>beaverCome on now.
>>31106206Nobody else got it, But I did.>they like lettuce too
>>31107061>being disgusting, wasteful and obscene is profitable and good business sensePic related
>>31104959free meal for the bird
>>31104980even seagulls can tell
>>31105945thieving cunt seagull
>>31105984Happened in the UK didn't it? It was japanese owls and supplements.
>>31106995infected with some kind of avian flu.
>>31104265REKT
>>31107449nono no, that is how the industry deals with male chicks.
how many birds you guys got on eBird?
>>31105044ALLAHU AKBAR
>>31105927aaaw he gave the bird a little kiss
>>31105775Straight of Hormuz, 2026. Colorized.
Birbs are friends! Stop!
>>31105990designated shitting bird
>>31104265I was WAY more shocked by this than I ought to have been.
>>31106981Brown of both skin and spirit.
>>31106010That's a Kereru. I suggest reading a bit about them, they are by far the most interesting pigeons.
>>31105181Kek
>>31106981Dude, fucking soap flavor NEVER leaves the food, no matter how little there is in it. Specially meat, that shit just soaks up the fucking nasty liquid. She's right to be pissed, her buck's retarded... or maybe raised by a family that trolled him this bad.
>>31105945I remember as a teen we took a trip to the zoo and they had these peacocks roaming free around the place. My brother and I found out that they really liked gummy bears. So we got a group of around 6 of them to follow us around then tossed a handful into an open restaurant door and watched the chaos unfold
>>31106504Same, I grew up on a farm and killed chickens food constantly, never rinsed, also when you pluck feathers you already dip them into boiling water anyways, but that's the whole chicken not a leg or something, so.
>>31104999Just put everything in their belly because they pelican.
>>31104466Jean Claude van Budgie
>>31108561It's a fucking goose, just wrench it's fucking neck.
>>31105975oh come on. feed them at least to a shredder.
>>31104479This is very good
>>31108572I assume bird flu.
>>31108665doesn't matter. shredder kills them faster than a fucking pit.
>>31104966it was dead either way
>>31105927it's the owner not the breed, you dumb chud
>>31108677Yeah but it contaminates the shredder.
>>31108742decontamination is a thing you know? what is with the loader? with the place where they hatched? it all needs to be decontaminated, right?
>>31104451I like her WTF reaction she thought the horse was cool then munch munch
>>31105146>>31105151Is this real
>>31108821Yeah, I constantly transport my duck through time and space.
>>31104933A turkey died for this and that saddens me somehow. As long as they ate it I guess
>>31108830Same, keeping it in the void when not in use makes it much less of an hassle.
>>31105920I believe the youth call this "aura farming" or "mogging"
>>31108794I'm not lunch BITCHPreying mantis are my favorite bugs
>>31108780An improperly disinfected loader may affect other birds transported in it.An improperly disinfected hatcher may affect other birds hatched there.An improperly disinfected shredder may affect any meat it comes in contact with and any meat that meat comes in contact with.It's the difference between getting pissed at the server or chef at a restaurant for not washing their hands vs the guy handling the raw meat at a plant that serves ten million people.I'm not saying I agree with how chinks handle this kind of shit; health and safety is fucking nonexistent in that disgusting armpit of a country. I'm just saying I get why they're not running all the chicks through a meat grinder.
>>31108977it's okay to go back
>>31107562its not though, because they're still useful for meat, they slaughter them at like 10 weeksish old.
>>31108990wrong video
>>31104971Assowl
>>31103943>>31105984>>31107360wait, what? WHEN did this happen???? i made an invocation a few weeks ago and had a neon owl glowing up in my FOV/ontop of mychest looking at me asking the fuck i was doing
blump
>>31104970This was circulating here for a long time. When it came out normies love it
>>31108500>>31108506dragged into the depths
>>31107230i used to have a duck. i still do, but i used to, as well.
