Why was this never on /gif/ ?Zit Thread The old is new edition.
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>>31112238What the fuck
This stuff used to be easy to find on YouTube. Even "Milking the Old Pus Udder" didn't escape the 2018 purge.
>>31112039this is a tit full of condensed milk
>>31112463a cheese tit
>>31112445>This stuff used to be easy to find on YouTubeYep however YT always deleted them they named them surgery videos or some shit.>used to be easy to findWelcome to how more and more YT and the internet turn to shit. Literally only toddler preschool content allowed and they ban porn now on the internet.
>>31113015>Welcome to how more and more YT and the internet turn to shit.More offensive to me than your condescension is how the powers that be try to maintain the veneer of the Internet still being a free and occasionally random place, they must think we're incredibly stupid when a video that's over a decade old and has millions of views still has only a handful of bot-generated comments, and then you get the occasional "viral" video at the top of your search results that goes into controversial territory without ever straying too far from the official narrative. At this point I'd prefer the TV where it's just a one-way communication from the ruling class to the masses rather than a highly controlled environment stolen from the imagination and hard work of computer programmers who by now are probably in their 60s and close to retirement. What was done to YouTube was a crime against humanity. >Literally only toddler preschool content allowedThe martial arts videos have gotten almost that bad. They used to be full of guys doing badass things with heavy metal playing in the background, but now they're grainy videos of yellow belt tier fighting. >and they ban porn now on the internet.Some porn has indeed gone down the memory hole, all racial language is gone unless you specifically search for race play I suppose (I don't feel like looking it up). I know the real reason that there's been such a proliferation of fake incest porn but I'm waiting to see someone else post it first.
>>31113361>At this point I'd prefer the TV where it's just a one-way communication from the ruling class to the massesYep. The internet is basically TV 2.0 only worse now. It is basically like some insane 1984 chamber where you must go on social media and record yourself repeating the official narative.Not only this however fake TV movies are far more edgy and controversial then anything you can find on YT these days especially made in current year. I also love how this insanity chamber is named social MEDIA. Because you must repeat the official narrative the media is pushing there. >The martial arts videos have gottenNever watched them however there was a guy who made mouse trap content and recorded different traps that he uses in his barn to catch mice. mice are legally defined as vermin so all of this is good.YT did piss and shit itself so hard that he needed to start blurring the mouse falling into a bucket of water. He then demonstrated life traps only and released the mice after. YT did piss and shit itself.Then it got so bad that he literally started recording videos of him inserting plushy animals into the traps to demonstrate how they work no live mice no nothing. YT still pissed and shit itself.If this is not toddler content I do not know what is. However even the plushies are not harmed however YT is pissing and shitting itself to this day. In my honest opinion the internet should be legally required to spam hate speech, gore and porn on every web page like in these streamers reked videos. So parents would instantly get triggered and never let their kid on the internet. This would solve all problems.However no the internet now is for banking, consuming netflix and MSM shit and buying things from amazon.
>>31112463>this is a tit full of condensed milkTHAT IS TRANS MILK YOU BIGGOT!
>>31113699Thanks.Anyone has that one with the nurse who pops the biggest zit on a old guys back?
>>31112238HOLLY. SHIT. Sir.
>>31112238That mustve felt incredible
>>31112039>>31113699What even causes zits this massive?
>>31114097Those are cysts, usually just a collection of dead skin cells. Sometimes the body does weird shit. Popping them like that won't make them go away though, they'll keep coming back until you have the cyst walls excised.
Genuinely harder to watch than gore video's
>>31112238mamma mia!
how tf do people let it get this bad
any normal fucking zits that aren't softball sized or need to be fucking stabbed? like just a good juicy plpthrbthbtlhb from a normal red zit with a white tip?or is that too mundane?
>>31112238I guess you have to see a plastic surgeon to get that fixed.
>>31112039At least they are wearing gloves.
>>31113621It's because of the advertisers. They don't want their brand associated with anything they consider bad taste. They're youtube's real clients, the viewers are just a necessary tool
>>31115401Amazing. I don't understand myself but I really like this.
>>31113361>>31113621you remind me of the jeet who writes reddit tier paragraph posts in all the shitbull threads. nobody cares about youtube doing a fuck, post zits
>>31115738night everyone
>>31112238>no cleaning>no iodine>swiss army knife tweezers>rusty fucking pliers>generally not seeing a doc (granted, might be the zionist child rapist president states for infinite corporate rape kf the people too so understandable)WhyMenHaveLowerLifeExpectancies.webm
>>31112039I had one of those on my back for about 8 years. It's unbelievable how good it feels when you finally empty it out. It's a sebaceous cyst - a clogged pore where the sebaceous gland can never drain. Itches all the time. I had to lance mine with a sharpened piece of stuff wire.
>>31115818*stiff wire
>>31115738plugged whatsits... bartholens gland? must have hurt like a motherfucker. ouch
I'm fucking eating. Stop this madness.
>>31114338They're not dead skin cells. They're white blood cells. It's the same thing as a blackhead that has gone unnoticed for too long. After awhile it starts to itch, and nothing relieves it until it's popped. The stuff that comes out smells like dirty feet, and it will go away once it is drained and treated with alcohol or hydrogen peroxide.
>>31115332I had a feral cat that had a ruptured anal gland that looked like that in about the 8 o clock position from its butthole and it healed on its own in two weeks with the help of some leftover antibiotics. I initially thought it was an open fistula and it looked like it's whole rear end was coming apart
But why it is so satisfying to watch? I don't understand.
>>31115821I actually had the same just a few weeks ago but in my armpit lmao, ended up popping it with an old combat knife I had from the good old days. was that a good idea hell no but did it do the job yes lmao
>>31112039Euch disgusting but I can't help but watch and demand more, now there's that watery taste
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>>31115332He posted pictures a few weeks or months later. There was a visible scar (obviously), but it healed up fine.To be clear, if you wanted to be safe, something like that would probably need a few stitches, but the wound here is from the skin stretching out around the object. It'll mostly close itself back up within a day or two as the swelling goes down. The problem is reinfection down in the pit if sweat/hair/whatever falls into it.
>>31115401ooooooh no no no no no
>>31115802>go to doctor to get it taken care of rightThat'll be $800, bozo.
>>31112039so that's how cottage cheese is made
>>31115738I ain't click that shit, nigga.
>>31115888Checked You entered this thread knowing full well what is gonna be posted here. Nobody tricked or misled you. You may leave now but there is no unseeing of what you have witnessed.
>>31112039Apparently it smells so bad that it makes you gag like Tom Pearl?
>>31113015Do you have any more information about how the porn is being banned? I'd like to know who is in charge of banning the porn so I can tell them about this board. If all the porn threads got removed here, this board would finally be good again.
>>31116202WOW YES. THANKS!I was unable to fund this one for years!Anyone has the best quality video? Post it on catbox or something!
>>31117044>Do you have any more information about how the porn is being banned?Basically all the shit every government is doing about porn and wanting age verification for websites.2026 is the year of goverments war on porn.
>>31117044>If all the porn threads got removed here, this board would finally be good again.nofap.com cultists belong in the trash.
>>31115891>They're not dead skin cells.They are skin cells. >>31114338>>31114097Basically your skin sheds skin sometimes if you itch yourself you can feel them on your fingers. Now imagine a part of the skin who is closed totally (not clogged like a zit) and grows under your skin. That thing sheds skin flakes for years and this accumulates and grows if left for 5+ years it will grow to enormous sizes the solution is a real surgery where they remove it. The proof why they are skin cells is how that inside mass behaves. Basically if you ever got these skin flakes and oil or swett on you you know. trying to explain how exactly this would behave is like trying to explain how snow behaves to someone who never did experience snow.>So snow is like sand?
>>31112238tf even is that
>>31116664>That'll be $800, bozo.In Europe they do it for free because the government pays for that. Even the shitty post soviet countries. All you need to is have a government health insurance and you can get it by:>literally being unemployed and registering at the unemployment office.If you do not fuck up (you need to show up every mount at the designated date to tell the government lady that you are looking for a job and can not find one) that is basically forever.>Being a student>Working and jobAll you need to do is go to your GP show it then walk to a different doctor(surgeon) show him and get an appointment 120 days from now or something, the waiting time here is not a problem. They remove it and you are finished.This is why everyone knows US is retarded for not having government health care. >Reee NOOOIt is unreal how retarded the US is where even dogship post soviet republics can look up and realize that at least if they have a minor problem then can go to the government doctor to fix it for free. And if you want there is private health care however they need to compete with the government so private health care is better and cheaper then in the US.It is unreal how bad the US is with medicine. Like the republican retards can not understand>Wow I am in pain and bleeding in to death>I sure have bargaining power with the medical cartel!All of this private health care bullshit is literally made so the medical cartel in the US can make more money. >b-b-b- you needed to wait 129 days!Yes for a lump like this who was growing on me for 5 years before I did go to the doctor and the worst thing it is doing is itching me.
>>31116196>Euch disgusting but I can't help but watch and demand moreStrange how many people have this reaction.I think this is a evolved behavior. Like if you get one of these and you start basically popping that fucker you see the nests shit as bad however you want to clean it out fully. I am also curious how often primitive men did get others to pop their zits for him.Nature is not this clean thing you where told in TV propaganda.
>>31115401I mean what is the harm if you are the one doing it to yourself?Your own blood will infect you with all the HIV you already have in your own blood?
>>31116664>That'll be $800lmao, yeah imagine that. that would be ridiculous
>>31117359Holy fuck, you're retarded. There's nothing free about your healthcare. You pay over half your yearly salary in taxes to fund it. That isn't free. And to top it off, not only do you pay more overall, the quality is significantly worse.
>>31117518ok brainlet. Watch out to not hurt yourself. You wont be able to afford the doctor
>>31117518>You pay over half your yearly salary in taxes to fund itNo, I don't, retard.
>>31112238That’s a tooth
>>31117518Americans pay by far the most for their shitty healthcare, $5000 more per capita than the runner up, and it doesn't even cover everyone. Of the developed world, the US has the worst healthcare outcomes. https://www.oecd.org/en/publications/health-at-a-glance-2025_8f9e3f98-en/full-report/health-expenditure-per-capita_affe6b0a.htmlhttps://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/fund-reports/2024/sep/mirror-mirror-2024
>>31117518>There's nothing free about your healthcare.I know >Muh freeplease show where I used that word? I did say GOVERNMENT!>You pay over half your yearly salary in taxes to fund itOK. And they removed shit like in this thread from my body. What is your point?Meanwhile we get mutts>Ummm that be to expensive>the quality is significantly worse.I have no complaints about it.>your yearly salary in taxesnot if you are a NEET! :)
>>31112039pimples?
>>31117986>Americans pay by far the most for their shitty healthcare,I mean even if the mutt is right there is something called delayed gratification.>Oh boy I did decide to spend $3000 on muh play station or cybertruck. I have enough for health right?>AAAA help I got injured and need to pay $$$$$$$ no money!What will they do with all that money they keep? Buy more trash? Cybertruck?No one can answer that!>Americans pay by far the most for their shitty healthcare, $5000Is that even a surprise? Shocking that people who are bleeding to death have no bargaining power.>umm Netflix increased prices looks like I will cancel my subscription and do something else.>umm looks like I am bleeding to death.... Healthcare is to expensive looks like I will simply die instead.And mutt healthcare is the worse if the doctors demanded money first and threw out anyone unable to pay to die in the streets all of the mutts will wake up. Instead they save your life and then demand money later it is a scam>Yes looks like you will need to sell your home and everything you have now!>Go rent an apartment!>Whats this late on your rent? Looks like you got homeless! The american deem everyone!
>>31118034>Is that even a surprise? Shocking that people who are bleeding to death have no bargaining power.It's worse than that, that's the average spending per capita in their country, not just desperate individuals. When they claim the rest of the world pays a lot in taxes for healthcare, they are in fact the ones paying the most, just for an inferior product. They also choose to have private insurance costs on top of that.
>>31118092I never understand the fox news fagot who decided to go>Fight socialism!>America is the best!And then did run away.
Any videos of people digging out their own lipomas?
>>31117299You're full of shit, and just unwilling to admit it.
>>31118014A cyst is nothing more than an overgrown pimple
>>31115401I thought that was a testicle at first
>>31116202You can't imagine how good that feels unless you've had one.
>>31117014you truly be a hood nigga my dalit nigga
That ending.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq1qJjQ_feE
>>31118664I'd been trying to make a webm of that one.
>>31115738HOLEEEEY FUCK
>>31115870https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartholin%27s_cyst
>>31117381>your own bloodRetard, that water sure as hell isn't sterile.
>>31118729What the fuck is it?
>>31118919Some fucking parasite i guess ?
>>31117374>I am also curious how often primitive men did get others to pop their zits for him.Known couple girls giddy to help pop occasional zit on my back, I 100% believe it is big ape behavior to groom each other (in non-Diddy way).
>>31119403I miss my college girlfriend and I popping each others zits and grooming each other. There was something cathartic about it. My next girlfriend hated it was was grossed out by it.
>>31117381You introduce new bacteria to a wound that is already having a hard time healing properly
>>31112238Infections in that area are super fucking dangerous because there are very short nerves there which directly connect to the brain. So any infection in those nerves reaches the brain very fast.Look up "danger triangle of the face".
>>31112238google "triangle of death face"man should go to a doctor
>>31112238Omg, this is definitely “death triangle of the face”, duckduckgo it.
>>31118919looks like some kind of gauze or packing they stuffed into a wound.maybe after taking out a giant botfly
>>31113621Mousetrap Monday. That channel was the shit. He also made primitive traps out in the woods and desert. Old YouTube was so much better. Hell, the old internet was so much better.
>>31117518>the quality is significantly worse.As an american, I can safely say most healthcare here in america is piss poor and the doctors have next to no idea what they're actually doing outside of what's considered routine and expensive.
>>31119403I'm not big on it, but my girl loves grooming me.It's definitely primate behavior and to a lesser extent social mammalian behavior. I don't get many pimples, but I do have one recurring pimple on my lower back on the left hand side that she gets positively giddy when it flares up. She'll even verbally thank me for telling her it needs attention.
>>31113699Spoderman nooo
>>31119767>. Old YouTube was so much better. Hell, the old internet was so much better.I agree.>Mousetrap Monday.I know.The irony how all of it escalated is unreal. Apparently him shoving Plushies into traps violates the community guidelines or some shit. Absolute toddle level.> Old YouTube was so much better.Remember when in 2006 or so 20 somethings made parody movies with fake gore and swearing?Now Verboten! The end result was the elsa gate finger family shit. And even then YT did not like it.It all died after filthy frank.YT is so clown pilled that one guy made a video only reading the YT Terms and conditions got a copyright strike and community violation for that. You need to have extra insider knowledge to know how to go around the algorithm.The only ones who can survive is trash like Linus Tech Tips and I think LTT is a toddler exploitation channel that pretends to be a tech channel, since the tech merits of them are almost zero and they crank out silly thumbnails where people talk in a nice voice and drop stuff with the occasional non offensive skit to basically keep toddlers occupied for that YT money. I hope parents will be happy if their child's first words will be>Nvidia RTX 2090 >Intel i798456KOr >Like and subscribe>Mousetrap Monday.Was that not the name of the show not the guy?
>>31112238This is a cyst not a pimple. Needed a professional to take it out and plastic surgeon to fix his face. It’s never going to heal right and he’ll probably get a massive infection
>>31117280Never said you had to stop fapping retard. Just go shit up reddit or one of the containment boards instead of here.
>>31114097Bad hygiene. These people probably go months without showering if at all
>>31115802>muh orange man zionistCry to the UN Ahmed
>>31117359Public healthcare only works in homogenous functioning societies. It can’t work in the US at least since the 2000s. You’re already seeing it collapse in UK and Canada that have the same social problems as the US and are just euthanizing or neglecting people now Plus like 40% of the US population is already on some form of government health insurance as it is
>>31112039Ok this is a thread where you can find the most femanons from the whole board, because they love this shit.All my girlfriends really enjoyed popping them, cleaning them for me, themselves among their friends. I don't know what it is but it is what it is.
>>31112238>>31112273>>31117317That man aborted alien from his face.
>>31117359>in Europe they>meNever understood why brownoids have such a hard time keeping their point of view consistent when LARPing as someone from a western country
>>31112071Stop smiling it goes into your mouth. >>31112073>>31112071How can this fucking pus go so deep in such amount ? I've never had them so big that i couldn't do them with the steel eyelet tool.
>>31120436very cute toes
>>31120483So thats whats in my penis :(
>>31120680So what’s up with these guys? Is this some kind of dieases or an injury that is poorly healing? Iv never seen skin like that before
>>31115738dayum... gotta love some mayo on my roast beef
>>31120534>>31120677>>31120678>>31120680>>31120695>>31120696just put the injury inside a bucket full of maggots and they eat only the rotten part. this was used the last century to recover from gungreen
>>31115738I watched two videos on gif yesterday of beheadings and i cant finish this one.
>>31116664Wow it must suck to be poor and not have insurance. It would be a $20 copay for me.
>>31120845Same lmao>>31120848Insurances aimed for poor are shit, they cover the basics only, in most cases you would be better off saving that money and paying full price of the medical service you need.
>>31115818Why did you let it go for 8 years? I get the tiniest bump, and I'm all over it. I can't imagine having a bump the size of these and just doing nothing.
>>31115738>oh she got most of it out the first time>still a shit ton the second timejesus, i guess she couldn't afford going to the gyno
>>31120831You use maggots to stop gangrene from spreading after you've removed all the visibly infected tissue You don't just cure gangrene with maggots
>>31120561But they did eat breakfast this morning
>>31117518>the quality is significantly worseI know a lot of people who went to canada or even fucking mexico for procedures that were beyond the most basic stuff. The US has shockingly low quality healthcare
>>31119648>>31119326good guesses>>31118919epidermoid cystthe white stuff is keratin, a smelly and oily substance your body makes naturally to help keep your skin healthythe black stuff might be dried blood or oxidized keratinthe bigger thing at the end was the cyst sac/walls
>>31112238Wash that hole out and with alcohol and seal it
>>31112238I had something pulled from my thumb a few years ago. Looked like a tooth.
>>31120971>I can't imagine having a bump the size of these and just doing nothing.Not him however I did have one and it did grow over the years.>I can't imagineIt was when I was a kid and did grow with me. My mom was simply>Oh surgery OH NO!So we did keep it, it did not itch and we occasionally did have the>So we should get a surgery appointmentAnd then we procrastinated.
>>31117518They hate him because he told the truth.Not to mention if their "free" healthcare was actually good they wouldn't have private health clinics on top of the government ones.
>>31121315I did get it from the government and I was satisfied.>>31121315>They hate him because he told the truth.Like on what level of delusion do you need to be?>it is no good!????I did get it from the government and I was satisfied.>If...Because for a harmless pimple you will wait like 70 days or something. Not a problem.
>>31117359>they do it for free because the government pays for thatYou absolute retard
>>31121412Is this like your only argument?>Nooo you can not say it this way! You must explain how taxes and the entire government structure is financing it all!Literally no one thinks the magic government pixies are farting out gold ex-nihilo for these surgeries. Yes it is based on a structure of taxation, everyone understands it!Do you have any other argument?
>>31112039shit nigger at this point you should be in ambulance
>>31112238unless it's a botfly I don't think it will end okay
>>31121432>yes I used certain words that mean certain things to describe something wrongly>but fuck you for pointing out my incorrect use of languageGlad we agree it's not free then, maybe it would help in the future if you don't describe something that you pay for as free. Learning english is difficult though I don't blame you
>>31113699this family is fucked
>>31117381you have a literal cesspool contained by a special firm and immunity defconyou want to pop it and introduce it straight to bloodstreampeople die from it in matter of hours despite being pumped full of antibiotics
>>31121461I expect you to have also autistic meltdowns whne any corporation offers free trial periods or free samples.>NOOO THAT IS NOT FREE IT IS A LIMITED TIME EVEN WHO USES THE ACCUMULATED MONEY OF THE CORPORATION TO GENERATE INTEREST AND IS FUNDAMENTALLY A UNSUSTAINABLE BUSINESS PRACTICE REEEEE!
>>31117359lmao amount of burger seething is hilarious
>>31121507>lmao amount of burger seething is hilariousMore like pathetic all they have are word games see >>31121495
>>31121461shut up, boomer, you know you are fucked daily, don't forget those commies under your bed kek
>>31121276What the hell? Did it grow in there? Reminds me of a Dermoid Cyst that women can get. It is a cyst that starts with a bunch of stem cells, so they grow pretty much anything like teeth and hair.
>>31121515If yo uwant to bully him remind him that he needs to go 100 liberterian and fight the socialist roads(government taxes payed for this) and the socialist water(government protects you from the water getting poisoned) and the socialist air(government protects you from people poisoning the air) and the socialist radio/air/airwaves(FCC restricts radio frequencies)
>>31121133>I know a lot of people who went to canada or even fucking mexico for procedures that were beyond the most basic stuff. The US has shockingly low quality healthcareBullshit. If you have to resort to lies to prove your point, shouldn't you reconsider your own beliefs? Americans travel for financial reasons such as cheap cosmetic surgery or hair transplants. Canadian and UK citizens who can afford it come to the USA to save their lives.
>>31119534>triangle of death faceI had no idea about this... very good info!
>>31121495Oh dear I made the euroserf have a melty
>>31121520>he thinks I'm not a socialist nationalist ethnicist Oh no I'm being bullied on 4channel