I want to secretly cum in my roommate's food.She’s (latina) short, with small tits and a big ass. We could never be together because of our long-standing relationship.lately, I’ve had urges to cum in her food and have her eat it without her knowing. Thinking about her eating it and not noticing my cum mixed into some dessert makes me hard.Any tips?
>>31237915Hope you get raped in court.
>>31237915I think if you cook something and offer its more suspiciousIf you just blast her leftovers she would be more relaxed. Plus, if she thinks tastes bad, she would assume its just spoiled, instead of thinking the unthinkableplease photos of everything
>> Any tips?Find Jesus, degen.
Find Jesus, but first, ask her if you can straight up have sex with her.
>>31237926cant even get your kid a sundae at a restaurant anymore cos theres a non zero chance that a troon cummed in the glass
>>31238180Jesus gives the best tips on getting a roommate to unknowingly eat cum.
how about move back in with your mom and cum in your own food. jeez I can't imagine why she won't be in a relationship with you. disgusting retard
>>31237915i love israel
>>31237915You are a retard and you are gonna end up prison
>>31237915i guarantee you're indian
>>31238188The chance is very slim...but never zero
>>31237915Wait till she has a second half of a philly cheese in the fridge then cover that.
>>31237915>any tipsfirst and foremost, please do an std test first.If you dilute it enough I imagine you could get away with mixing it into basically any food without noticeably affecting flavour. if you want it to be a full load though I'd go with something that both masks and somewhat complements the flavour (you might have to do a taste test it yourself)some suggestions:>borschta Ukrainian woman I know sometimes makes a cold borscht that tastes like bitter diarrhoea. you could probably mix an unlimited amount of jizz in there without me noticing. cons: might seem random and she probably wouldn't like it>pineapple upside down cakeI imagine the powerful taste of caramelised pineapple would make cum unnoticeable, also being baked might neutralise it idk. pros: delicious, and satisfies your request for a desert. cons: the cum being baked might be a turn-off for you>French salad dressingI'd imagine the sour, slightly bitter taste would complement semen perfectly. including bitter salad greens (i.e. rucola, radicchio, chicory etc) in the salad would make it even harder to detect.pros: would look extremely evocative of cum. if the cum is creamy enough it might even improve viscositycons: it's salad>anything sufficiently spicyher being latina she would probably enjoy it or at least pretend to out of national pridepros: culturally appropriatecons: she might want you to have some in which case you would be crying like a little girl while eating cum. this may be a turn-off
I love cumming on my sister inlaws food and drinks, anything i buy for her and have some quick alonetime with... idk if she knows, or just loves the free stuff but she keeps asking me. Last time i saved up and came thicc ropes into her pasta, she ate every bite, and ill buy her slushies from the gas station, ill practically cum down the straw so her first taste it me
>>31238367Sometimes I wish the shit I read was true lol
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>>31237915Buy a syringe from your local pharmacy and use it to inject your cum into whatever she eats or drinks.
>>31237915Hot concept
>>31237915Filters so effective you have to sneak your black dick fetish porn in with cheeky verbiage? Why are indians so obsessed with black dick, jeet?
>tfw love this fetish but OP just had to be a faggot and make it cringe as fuck, insuring the thread become utter shitGoddamnit, I just want to watch peoples revel in eating cum to the point they consider its addition to food a net benefit, fuck off with this creepy cuck shit of feeding peoples cum in catimini, this is just cringe worthy.Also fuck 4chan for categorically refusing to send me a fucking working email verification link and just sending me on an eternal loop of requesting one, waiting x amount of min for it and get it to expire before the time limit is over, despite filling it well within the required timespan.
Legally that's considered poisoning and you can go to jail over it like the creep you are
>>312379151. If she finds out, you will be arrested, and rightfully so. 2. Seek therapy because you are mentally unwell
were this a normal thread i would contribute my many webms pertaining to this topicsince you are creepy fuck who posted only 3, 1 of which is a troon, i wont bother
Finally, a good fucking thread
