Bonus points for orgasm
>>31286055>>31286057This is mesmerizing
>>31286210
>>31286057What this toy called? I'd like to see more videos using them!
>>31286157Yeah but it's hotter when you can hear them cum
>>31286666Anotha one to celebrate quads
>>31286666Source?
>>31287700Are you serious?
>>31287716Yeah me no understandie how make sorce hlep pl0z. My breain hurt now
>>31287851Look at the bottom right, you bot
Nice thread! Most, if not all of the orgasms seemed real, and there was no piss at all!
>>31287406This might be a slight trickle of piss, but it could also be liquid slime, so I gave it a pass. Here's a double orgasm from a traffic cone.
Alright, one more orgasm for you guys before I bail.
>>31286671Why isn't there any innovation like this in sex toys for men? We've got our hand, a flashlight that takes longer to clean than it takes to get off with, or something to shove up our ass if we're gay.The glans is just a fat clitoris on a pole, why don't we ever get anything new?
>>31287910Because our parts are much simpler to please. Even the best toys are worse than your own hand with some lube/oil.
>>31287910It's because guys are mechanically simple. There are powered ones for men that swirl around or auto pump though. You just gotta expand your search words beyond what you're using to describe what you're looking for.
>>31287946Shit, sorry, wrong file. My bad there.
>>31285843
>>31285850sauce
>>31287929Well how about a way to stimulate my prostate without shoving something up my ass? Surely science can take on this challenge? Some kind of... ultrasound contraption? I'm not a man of science.
>>31288383Bro your prostate, like all troons' prostates, is located internally. There is no way to stimulate an internal organ externally safely. You're basically a fag already for even thinking about it, so just get used to have your asshole stretched out already. Fuck what a useless fucking idiot. You're already gay, and nobody gives a fuck either way.
>>31288383Prostate stimulation without going inside the asshole would be ideal but I really doubt that ever happens lol. There are some prostate massagers that are vibrators specifically made for that purpose, tho.But Idk, I tried fingering my ass a few times and got zero pleasure from it. It's annoying, if anything.
>>31288425>touching your own body is gayBased retard. We're not talking about fucking ourselves with a dildo, we're talking prostate stimulation. There really are no pleasure points in your asshole, all anal is performative or psychologically induced pleasure (being a fag so you think it should feel good).
>>31288436Yeah, you're retarded. You don't need to elaborate. There's no way to externally stimulate an internal organ safely.
>>31288425Nah I'm not gay and I know that because shoving anything up my ass is a bridge too far, I don't care how good it might feel, I'm never doing it. I poop from there. I'm not Indian so that grosses me out.It's like My Little Pony: I'm never going to watch it because there's a theoretical possibility I can't deny, however small, that I might enjoy it. Not worth the risk.That's why I want someone to invent an external stimulation mechanism. Like use destructive interference that collapses the waveform directly on my prostate. I'd pay $200 to try that. Lazy scientists.
>>31288449If you've ever even contemplated shoving anything up your own ass, let alone attempted it, you're certifiably gay as fuck, kween.
>>31285843I love how a woman's orgasm puts a lie to lesbianism. A woman's cunt wouldn't clench and stroke like that if it wasn't trying to draw as much cum from her partner as possible,
>>31288451Then I'm safely straight and that's not a relief because it was never in question. Now make me an external prostate stimulator.
>>31288473Well, the vagina is, by nature's design, created for the sole purpose of housing a cock and incubating sperm. All lesbians go against this. It's genuinely shocking that anyone would find this as some kind of a revelation.>>31288475Only a cock can provide you with what you require, my kween.
>>31288130Hah, wow! A chick touching her boobies. I can't believe you managed to find footage of this. Truly incredible lol.
>>31288448I never said there's a way. Ironic.
>>31288489No shit, retard. It's implied. If you beg for a way to stimulate your gay faggot prostate externally, and someone tells you it's unsafe to do it externally, and therefore impossible safely, of course there's no safe way to do it externally. Holy fuck IQs have dropped sharply lately.
>>31288489Fuck you guys are dense. It's gotta be a disability at this point. Sure, you never said there's a way, but by begging for someone to invent some way to stimulate your gay organ without a cock just self reports that you've tried every cock in a thousand mile radius and nobody could make you cum. You're gay. Accept it. Zero straight men ever have once wondered how to cum via their prostate.
>>31288497>>31288511I literally said that's never gonna happen you fucking retard. The lack of self awareness went past being funny and reached infuriating levels.
>>31288511Your words are lost to them. One who is afflicted with gayness as well as denial to it cannot self diagnose their condition using the very organ which is afflicted. Don't you understand? They're happy in their denial. It keeps them closer to Jesus.
>>31288533Holy samefag, kill yourself already you fucking nigger. You're probably a tranny who just came to troll anyways. It always happens in the solo female threads. Go back to your jeet threads.
>>31288535It's okay to be gay, you don't have to get triggered my dude. Nobody who's straight ever wonders how a man could make them cum from their assholes, or how any external toy could do it and still remain pure in the eyes of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
>>31287947as a certified ass man, I find that gross. Bitch just has a fat jiggly ass. Any whore could have that.
>>31288547Right, kween? Gross! Imagine a biofem having an ass that jiggles. Absolutely haram.
>>31288535$5 says this dude wishes he was a tranny lol
>>31288558Hey, fucko. It's me, the guy accusing everyone of being samefag. I'm hetero, I love vaginas!
Yeah both solo female threads are getting spammed right now. Don't reply to them.
>>31288556I prefer a taut, pert ass that I can bounce a quarter off and catch in my hand. It doesn't take any effort for a fat bitch to have a fat ass. It takes control and youth to get that nice, high butt.
>>31288571Yo I'm straight, I love female vaginas. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself, son.
>>31288483>It's genuinely shocking that anyone would find this as some kind of a revelation.You'd be surprised at how stupid most people are.
>>31288571What's the point of these without an orgasm? I am just curious. Imagine if it was a guy with a semi and it was 34 seconds of him just wanking his semi.
>>31288587Yeah I agree, that's what I normally post. Or something that looks like they're enjoying it, or something kinky. Something fappable, basically.If you're the troll, kill yourself, tho.
>>31286666Nice evil quads, does anyone know the name of this toy?
>>31288473and yet women still fuck each other
Gosh Fellas.It looks like having a Vagina really hurts.
>>31290368she is the best
>>31288634the troll?
>>31285845Who is this?
>>31288484Wow you posted an ugly whore masturbating... what a rare piece of media!
>>31288484>>31291074get a room you two
>>31291599Moar sexy bds vaginal! Probably best in the other thread, tho.
>>31291633i will prop up whatever thread i see fit
>>31291825What's with the attitude? You need correction
>>31288383Those machines at sperm donation centers use electrodes. But it doesn't feel better. It just forces the organ to operate.
>>31291894What's that for? Paraplegic guys? Electrode induced cumshot sounds like something out of a hentai lol
>>31290726Brie Belle, bougie_bb
>>31285845>>31292082That does not look like her at all. Is it actually her?