Here is my comprehensive Theory of Pajeetery.I used to dismiss it as "they're just way too poor to have phones but they have phones." That was my catch-all explanation for all the trains, all the falls, all the drownings and electrocutions. On further analysis, the problem is three-pronged. Cont'd
Saar streets are our toilets Saar
>>313122971. Izzat. This is a concept not a lot of westerners know about, because there is genuinely no way to explain it without making Indian men seem absolutely retarded. Izzat is like street cred, and if you're one of a billion poor, skinny Indians, your easiest route to izzat is doing something dangerous. Like, say, walking too close as a train goes by. Basically every Indian man is pic related, a child trying to stand out by showing how "bold" (read: desperate for attention with nothing to lose) they can be.
>>313123172. Bollywood. Movies affect people, especially the poor and uneducated. I'm American, and for me it was growing up watching movies where the good guy is an Everyman who can somehow win every fistfight he gets in. It gives you the delusion that you can fight, and that delusion shatters when you get in your first fight. The delusions Indians get are like, "you can jump on top of a moving train." These delusions don't get a safe playing field to be shattered, they get shattered along with all the Indian's bones.
>>313123483. Lastly, nutrition. Indians see people on their phones climbing and jumping across gaps, and they're too uneducated to know that these feats require muscles. Most Indians are basically vegetarians, and too poor to afford consistent protein. That's why they all look like 11-year-olds well into their 30s. This causes all the failed jumps and loss-of-grip videos. Together, these three main factors combined with the effects of poverty have created the perfect storm, producing THE most entertaining population that has ever had the chance to exist on this planet.
>>31312304I'm actually jumping to the defense off a Jeetpoo, god help me. That's an emergency side-of-the-highway shit in what looks like a rural area, that happens. Presenting it as a pajeet thing makes them look more normal, which hurts your cause I think. The real problem is them literally just shitting in the gutters back home, which they do.
>>31312378
>>31312348>>31312371Not funny, these guys died :/
>>31312403
>>31312317Like this?
>>31312378Anon, I've driven hundreds of thousands of miles in my life. I've driven from the East Coast to the West Coast. I've driven from the UP of Michigan to the Florida Keys. I've driven across the vastness of the American Southwest through deserts and mountains. And I've never once had to pull off my the side of the road and take a dump by a guardrail.
>>31312402I love how the attitude is always like "why are you filming me shit, that's so GROSS and INAPPROPRIATE kek
>>31312403Giving a soul to an Indian is truly casting pearls before swine
>>31312482We get it, you're not a drinker
>>31312516I have drank enough bourbon to float a battleship, anon. Perhaps you just have a medical issue or a shit diet?
>>31312504You do realize that white women are less and less interedted in white "men", right? Its getting more common for white women to get a black or indian boyfriend.
>>31312665Nobody likes street shitters
High IQ elite human capital
>>31312665
Endian food best in tha wold saar
Poojeet incredibly fails at increasing his izzat
Monkey has a higher IQ than Pajeet
Anyone have the /diy/ helicopter?Or more examples of indian engineering?
>>31312845> This one indian gay porn actor is representative of all indianslol your attempt at attacking the sexual prowess of indians is kinda pathetic
>>31312845Oh shit, Indians loving BBC is real
>>31312665The BBC thread is elsewhere.
>>31313339Saaar we don’t smell saaar
>>31312864pajeeta is kinda cute
>>313133391. you literally havw the smallest dicks in the world 2. there's a whole thread dedicated to Indian men taking bbc right now.
>>31313385No shit. It's called "Shiva Lingam." Jeets literally worship black phallic objects, and it's a practice that goes way back. In the Rigveda, the Aryans take note of the Dasyu (the ancestors of modern jeets) worshipping phallic objects, much to the disgust of the Aryans. The practice is so ingrained that one might even go so far as to say that the worship of black phallic objects is the focal point of Indian culture. For the Indian, not even cows are as important and worthy of adoration as the black phallus.
>>31312378You're wrong and ignorant when it comes to the behavior of jeets. The truth is that jeets just defecate whenever and wherever they feel like doing so. It can be anywhere and at any time.
>>31313339I'm not attacking it, I'm questioning its very existence
>>31312845Poojeet curryholes are pre-lubed from constant diarrhea.
>>31312297Nice
>>31312403They're indian
>>31314227>it's realHoly shit, omegakek.
Caars
>>31312482In America, we have rest stops along our major roadways. India does not have these.
>>31312317From what I can tell, Izzat is much more of a thing for Pakistanis/Punjabis, though they do look the same.
>>31314786Indians and blacks are the most fertile races, white cucks need medical help to get someone pregnant, meanwhile indians are fertility machines.
>>31314227Nice projection, Timmy lol
>>31315986Considering the fact that jeetas spend the entirety of their existence in a constant state of gang-rape, it's no wonder that they're always pregnant.
>>31312403yeah , it's not funny , it's HILARIOUS !
>>31315994Dipshit, did you remember to worship Shiva's black phallus today?
Saar more izzat for me Saar
>>31315753>Not exercising triple caution>Breaking the car>>31315892The whole of India is a massive fecal rest stop.
>>31312378In all my years, and I am an old fag, on this site and in the real world, I have never had to shit on the side of a road. I know the turtle trying to poke his head out, and I know the feeling when I must exit the bathroom sans underpants due to unexpected illness. But I always made it to the bathroom before things got too bad, and I would never actively relieve myself in public. This behavior is beyond the pale. If you know you are sick, stay home. If your stomach can’t handle your diet, eat human food next time, or take medicines to firm up the stool. If you know a long trip is coming, make a fucking plan. If you have chronic issues, wear diapers. There is no excuse. This is a primary means of spreading diseases. Stop it.
>>31315994He literally posted relevant video. Do you know what projection means?Don’t bother answering. We all know the answer already.
Poojeets will come to your country to shit your streets and litter everywhere
>>31312445I wanna ride SWASTIK bus lines
>>31315975wat
>>31316636i love how "even" africans can't stand these vermin
This is what the land of CEOs looks like
>>31314227I'm Indian and this is not true.
>>31316480These ppl are like that only
>>31317022Video and photographic evidence that shows crowds of jeets worshipping black dildos is easy to come by. Next you're going to tell me that Hindoos don't consume cow feces and urine either. Jump in front of the nearest moving train. The existence of your kind is a blight upon this earth.
>>31316763Do you really? I’m not so sure that worked out well last time… At least it was a free ride I guess.
>>31316485holy fuck India is not a real place lmao you just get randomly attacked by bees kek
>>31312317izzat/caste is literally the majority of it. Moving out of the way of people is low caste and low izzat behavior. forcing other people to move is high caste and high izzat behavior. Cleaning or picking up garbage is low caste and low izzat. Making other people clean up after you is high caste and high izzat. This is genuinely the root of everything wrong with jeets. It's their original sin
>>31317917>randomlythey were calling out the bees in their song.
>>31312317So it's what face is to the Chinese, more or less?
>>31317920Using a toilet is low izzat too
>>31312304Why is literally everything brown tinted there?
cool thread, unlike that gay one
>>31312297>Indians being Indians
Poos are subhuman.
>>31316467>There is no excusenah, fuck that, I've had food poisoning before, twice, hits hard and fast, and the vibrations of a car makes it so much worse, fucking sucks, hope it never happens to you
>>31316937I've seen it before. African countries often look like shitholes out of poverty, but they clearly have more sense. A street might have a fuckload of trash, but piled into one spot. If they eat with their hands, it won't be sitting on the ground with the plate at their feet. If they don't have a toilet, they'll shit somewhere out of the way instead of on the fucking street. They'll be intrigued by foreigners, but not feel the need to swarm them, especially the women. They're mostly poorer than jeets, but still somehow behave better, and you get the feeling they'd be better with a bit more money, time and education.
>>31312845Don't watch it
>>31316485Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard on awhile
Does anyone have the gif that shows indians making a shake out of cow poop. I seen it a long time ago but never saved it.
>>31318793>African countries rape epidemic >clearly have more sense.they're retarded in other worse ways, or are we pretending they don't do a bunch of sick shit over there themselves including baby rape?
>>31315975These people are fucking retarded.
>>31315905>>31312317Izzat is part of it but I think the main reason India will always be a shithole and Indians will always be hated is JUGAADIndians think of this as being street smart, savvy, playing the system.This is why you see 50 8ndians at Costco eating all the free samples and returning the jetwasher after they cleaned their driveway. This is why you see Indian tech-workers on $100k+ p/a telling each other to register at multiple food banks so they can get all their food for free. This is why the airport is full of Indians in wheelchairs to get priority seating.India will be a shithole as long as everyone is trying to scam each other and Indians will always be hated for this.
>>31312378Bro, no. Maybe once in a while someone gets caught out, but almost everyone in the west goes their entire loves without doing this, and yet lots of western countries have started putting up "NO SHITTING IM THIS PARK" since covid for some reason.
Why is it never cute jeetas being caught pooping on sidewalks?
>>31318982yeah because indians are famously known for consensual sex relationships lmao
>>31316153>the straightest men in India
>>31315975Bro's literally volunteering to be drawn and quartered WTF
>>31316480CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>31316700What video is this from?
>>31318610Is that a fucking corpse
>>31318793t. have obviously never been to Africa
>>31318956I mean...which one? There are many
>>31319654Yes. It's the kashi vishwanath temple.Brahmin and priestly caste leave there dead out before placing them in the holy river to be cleansed
>>31319056>yeah because indians are famously known for consensual sex relationships lmaoI didn't argue that, just that that africans do different sick shit themselves, you illiterate retard
>>31318982Fecaloids are in a class of their own.
>>31318047I would say “face” is more about conspicuous displays of wealth. Izzat is more conspicuous brazenness and insolence. The need for the actions to be a basis of publicity for the two definitely match, and both can lead to short sighted behavior.
wtf is wrong with these jeets. Whenever they are caught doing anything they just stare
>>31318999Not people.
>>31320136Actual mental retardation
>>31314037Yeah she is
>>31312297any anons have that webm of the jeet talking shit to a firebreather and getting a face full of fireball?
>>31316485>>31317917Nature itself abhors these foul creatures.
>>31316485tough crowd!
Bra-man poojeet chimps out after being rejected by a white woman
Pajeet loser ruining his izzat
>>31320937lol, he's so weak he can't even break anything.
>>31315975Truly confused by this one. What did they think was going to happen? This is literally a modernized draw-and-quarter execution method.
Retarded street shitter aims to rape a woman live streaming. Rape and harassment is a normal thing among cow dung munchers.
>>31312378>That's an emergency side-of-the-highway shit in what looks like a rural area, that happensNever happened to me, and I've driven all over the western US. Only time I shit out doors is when I camp, and I dig a hole behind a bush like a civilized person.
>>31315753this one made me kek
>>31316266do jeets not understand that water has different depths
Super poojeet Bros
>>31312445why do they flip
>>31316956>now remember to be a good goy and drink from your paper straws to save the planet
>>31316467I had it happened to me on a long walk home. Literally almost sharted my underwear. I did it near a gypsy camp at least. It can happen.Jeets are still street shitting pests.
Saar it only happens in rural Endia saar
>>31318746He loves to stroke. What a fag.
>>31321020>What did they think was going to happen?He either gets izzat, or he dies and gets a chance to reincarnate as something besides a poop golem. It's a win/win from his perspective
Not ded saar
>>31318610The only thing missing here are trains and people shitting
>>31319007>JUGAAD
>>31313928the thread died :(
Reminder: you don't hate indians enough.
Do you know any indian?Ask them politely if they would ever consider going back, even as a holiday trip.
Unexplained Mysteries of Construction
>>31321912I know and work with a bunch and they go back all the time
>>31321478seethe>>31322360to visit, not to live. can barely call it living in india
Saaar we have top tier engineers and CEOs in Endia saaaar
>>31321084victory?you mean jeet!
>>31312845What's with all the Indian BBC videos? Is being gay more acceptable in India or something?
>>31314100The jeet bbc thread is all AI lmao
>>31314227Omg kekekekek Indians love BBC
>>31322704No saar, it not gay. Indian men just take power from the black man, making us more powerful, saar. we have no gays in India, saar.
>>31322713I wouldn't know, I haven't watched it like you, Fag.
>>31321843kek, I love how even when they have a dozen guys working on a 2 man job, they don't realized they can divide the labor until they are half way done, not one of them understands how to mix paint or use the one tool correctly, they can't measure anything out evenly. and they still manage to get in their own way, walk through wet paint and stand around with an unearned sense of superiority. It's like if you tasked a bunch of 7 year olds with building and maintaining civil infrastructure. India in a nutshell
>>31321478>calls a button up shirt>"hanky"neither sophisticated nor discerningmen carrying handkerchiefs is based
>>31316153Isn't this a india thread? why are a couple of mexicans here?
Did you guys know thanks to an indian company this site and several other were not working well?
>>31321912I knew several who were in a gaming clan with me for the longest time. I think they were probably actual high caste brahmin living in upper class india, because they spoke with flawless british accents, and could afford to waste a lot of time playing PC games on higher end rigs. and I genuinely believed they were british for the longest time, but every time I tried to give them the bantz about happenings in england/ the EU, they were genuinely confused. I only found out later in our friendship that they were jeets, and I had dropped a couple casual racisms against india infront of them. I still feel bad about it, because they were always actual ride or die bros that could hang and get my jokes, and never openly presented any noticeable jeetisms.I know I'm probably speaking to deaf ears, considering this is a racism thread on 4chin. But not all of them are like this. There is legitimately a small majority of these subhuman shit mongers who can function in civilized society. Infact, they could even pass a Turing test and convince you they mare just as human as you if you cant see them
>>31322908No.
test
>>31322908>a small majority*small minoritysorry for my miss typing
>>31313217Love how she comes out of spain
>>31322908It's mostly about how much they accept western world in terms of habits and culture. My colleague is an indian who basically left india as a teenager to study university here in Czech republic. He goes back for two weeks every year to visit his mother but I believe he is not from higher caste or something because he told me he basically needs to achieve XYZ salary to move to higher level. There's very little indian culture left in him as he has been westernized after all the years here. Also he gets our racist jokes and dark sense of humor too. So yeah, the ones that left and accepted the western culture as theirs are kinda ok.
>>31323184Nah, i really think it all boils down to izzat, and low caste sub humans attempting to larp as high cast actual humans. you see, my indian frens never once crashed out about being treated lesser in video games. they never once tried to desperately claw for izzat. They never once tried to larp any amount of fake authority. They earned positions of authority within out gaming clan by being competent leaders who treated everyone fairly. they were never concerned with scoring izzat or doing jugaad, because they were already top caste brahmin. people like that have nothing to gain by acting like normal jeets
>>31322908>I know I'm probably speaking to deaf earsand so the jeet reveals itself kek
>>31315892>>31312378 isn't india
>>31315753When izzat farming gone wrong
>>31321898They can't sleep there, its dangerous!
>>31317022lingam literally mean dick bro. which is placed in the middle if a vagina shaped housing. which is then washed with milk.atleast admit things that are common sense. im indian too btw
>>31319007>jewgod
>>31315986r-selected
>>31321478I cannot sanction this buffoonery.
>>31321665Was he giving him CPSaar?
>just jeet things
>>31315753This video 10x more funny if you can understand what he's saying. This guy was basically showing off a self driving car that he made. He was boasting about the car being self driving and how Pakistan is full of talent and 5 seconds later he crashes in to a cop car
>>31323184I know an indian guy raised in the states I went to college with, from a brahmin family. Sounded like any other american. He'd say shit that would make unrepentant racists blush, especially about pakistanis. Man really hated all pakistanis with an undying enmity. He also loathed fresh off the boat indians, saying they give him a bad name - he was right about that one.
>>31318047>>31320134Chinese/east asian "face" is more about public standing in the sense of appearing virtuous/successful/competent. If you make a mess and someone has to clean up after you (literally or not), you lose face by showing yourself as incompetent/inconsiderate/careless.Izzat is more about power/dominance, it's closer to russian prison culture than face. If you make a mess and someone has to clean up after you, you gain izzat, as the person cleaning up is below you. It's a lot more zero-sum, and explains a lot why those two societies are so backwards. The "strong" shit up the place and the "weak" clean it, putting effort into improving the country/lives of others is serving them, and as such weak.
>>31323412What is the deal of poopjeets posting niggers ? grim
>>31317920we should just adopt the idea only around them.they're 80iq 80lb bobbleheaded twinks
>>31322266>unexplained mysteriesfor real. do I need to spell it out? how the fuck did it get this far along without it being pointed out? it wasn't just drawn up but produced yet it's clear that it could not have ever been finished, so wff was the thinking?some sort of scam. each person involved was getting paid and no one was overseeing the big picture I guess.>picrel someone installed a trash can and they started worshipping it.>>31321898I couldn't possibly hate them more. I am maxed out. my fellow man however needs some persuading. for some reason.it's about time to stop preaching to the choir and organize something irl. letters to Congress or something.any ideas?
>>31322360>and work with a bunchhow tf can you stand it.
>>31322908I don't fucking care.
>>31322786
>>31321843ten people pointing.they're all dressed like "brahmin" "millionaires"which just means a normal clean shirt and a dress. >>31322786it's like he imagines how it could work and thinks pouring it will make it do that. like clicking the fill in tool on msPaint. but then also doesn't notice that it did t work the first time and does it again.it's really amazing. we don't need these people here.it's ok if they want to make marbles barefoot in their backyard for 30 cents a day but we really don't need them here.
>>31322905a PHP vulnerability was discovered and patched.
>>31313217
>>31315753>>31314256they're just so incredibly stupid. it's the arrogance they really g4ts me. they somehow don't know they're stupid and assume everyone else is as stupid as they are.we can see you nigger. they aren't even niggers. they're just these tiny stupid little monkeys
>>31324276>>31321068in his panic, instead of braking or grabbing the wheel he tries to steer it with his fucking feet and turns it More towards the cop. he has so much time to not do that and hits the only obstacle.>Stand By Me the Bollywood story
>>31321077it looked like he was trying to clear the water. like the OP clip. but is a stupid stupid stupid stupid little jeet
>>31321025women are stronger than jeets. this is unacceptable. she should be taught to beat his little ass.
>>31323281>earned positions of authority within out gaming clan by being competent leadersyou can go with them. you're talking about a fucking video game.
>>31324171
>>31324348I always wondered why Jews broke all our statutes. how could anyone be so stupid as to think people would worship a statute? and then... here they are. there's a meme that gets posted saying Jews were indians somehow, I don't understand it, 'Calami', but maybe.
>>31315975surprised his head didn't pop clean off.>>31316861>>31321020as a magic trick he could have set it up so each rope is pulling against the other. you know? instead it looks like they just got tight. there's no way this could have not done that.>>31318999checked.
>>31318982the Nixon quote is applicable. >at least niggers have a sort of animality to them. their violent vigor is in a way a charm compared to the pajeet. the lowest of the low. sneaky treacherous scamming thief weakling retards. zero REDEEMing quality.they are maximized for r selected breeding. the most minimal possible human form and geared towards raping children in order to create as many as possible. 65,000 a day.
>>31316485>>31317917I'm guessing they were fucking with them seconds before and completely forgot in order to film their faggot shit. ten second attention span.
>>31312403This is 4chan, the fuck were you expecting?
>>31320561as if bees have never attacked white people kek
>>31324453Do you think the ones in the back who have to smell his dirty unwashed ass get paid more than the others, or less?
If you shit in the street and bring someone else to clean it, does your izzat increase?
>>31324440That thing caused brain damage. When babys brain is damaged, the hand will will go up, palm turned inwards, but fingers turned outside and the whole arm is on the side. Normal baby would try to grab something because it's an instinct for them, brain damaged babies do not do that. Babies also try to push their legs upwards, but braindamaged babies are "lazy." You can also see the darker, bluish head, compared to body, which means that the blood pressure is really dangerously high, affecting vision, hearing, consciousness etc. Babies try to reach what's front of them, but brain damaged babies won't move their arms much. Babies brains usually heals better and faster than adults, but none the less, it's still damaged and damaged brain will never ever heal as it was before the trauma!
>>31324453And people think white people are the ones who enslave jeets and niggers... lmao
>>31324465Jews are just jeets with a higher iq.
>>31312864Eugh the compression artifacts make it look like it's alive and writhing a bit
>>31323677>throat goatThese fucking songs are so retarded. I know what goat means in this case, but it still sounds fucking stupid. This ignorant nigger needs to shut the hell up with this song.
>>31321077Subhumans cannot grasp the concept of a gradient. There's either land which is solid or water which is liquid. Land somehow being under water or obscured by it isn't a possibility to them.
YASS PLIZ SAAR DO YOU LIKE MY POOSSYCAT SAAR
>>31325076The fuck you on about? They feel privileged. Nobody's getting paid. It's like posting on Facebook or Instagram. You feel awesome posting shit that makes Zuckerberg richer. And you do it for free. Now pay for your Ring doorbell and help out poor old Bezos gather more data.Don't forget to say thank you to America, you fucking Zelensky Jew.
>>31323677Hot. I wish I were White with a big penis to colonize girls like this
>>31325241How often does this happen? I mean, how many of this stupid deaths happen without being filmed
>>31318793That most likely depends on what part of Africa you're in. Some places are probably civilized like that, but that definitely doesn't describe the entire country.
>>31325325Even then, I've been to Gabon, and while Africans will steal everything they can, they only steal stuff because they want to have it, and not because they do not want you to have it. Africans would never walk up to a freshly paved road and start stealing buckets of asphalt, because they have absolutely no use for the stuff.
>>31322908What you aren’t considering is the fact that those “nice” girls had a family of 15 servants waiting on them hand and foot to be paid with a piece of bread. Half a mile away from their mansion is a ten by ten sheet metal shack where all 15 of them live. Source: grew up next to an Indian kid and asked him what life was back home. They are literally hardly more than slaverunners then they come here and just act like normal people it’s fucking bizarre.