Part 1 of ?Bionically accurate bible reading.
>>31376771>Bible Story timeOK sure, he's my submission for the Bible story time thread.
>>31376813LOL if only you know this will feature in the later part of the show keep on watching!
>>31376771Part 2 of ?>>31376813>>31376823And it starts
>>31376827Part 3 of ?
It's Biblical that Jesus' ancestor impregnated his own daughter-in-law as she posed as a whore.
>>31376833>his own daughter-in-law as she posed as a whore.You forgot about the story of LOT and sadom and gomora!>Hey we are the most righteous people who god saved from sadom>Lets get our father drunk and have sex with him! So we can have his incest babies! Best FAMILYEVER!
>>31376832Part 4 of ?
itt: a bunch of weirdos that are mad that they were told by a book to not jerk off.
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>>31376885Part 6 of ?
>>313769147 of 8>>31376813>OK sure, he's my submissionHey kids ask your parents to read this bible part for you and explain what a whore or prostitute is!Also WTF are you picturing when you hear a cup filled with the filth of her adulteries?What is the wine of her adultery? If not jizz? And why is there no porno showing these scenes?!
>>31376944part 8 of 8>>31376813Supercut.
>>31376944>WTF are you picturing when you hear a cup filled with the filth of her adulteries?allegorical sense since it's a literary device.you gotta think past the tism, anon.
>>31377057NO! I will imagine how to the first beast of revelation looks like and you can not stop me!>And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. You will not place these horns on these heads and submit the results!
>>31377108>you can not stop medon't have to.you're just being a fuckin idiot about it and that's your own bag of shit.i'm just here to point fingers.
