Proud of cheeky girls instantly losing to the cock. One of my favourite pixiv tags. A good example of an instant loss would be /h/'s victory over /v/ in the current 4chan Winter Cup.
>>8823523/h/ has been in great form over the last few months with one of our best ever performances in the Autumn cup. We have started the Winter Cup on a high, smashing /v/ 4-1. In 5 hours we play against /mu/ at 19.00 UTC and in two day we play our final group stage against /pw/. We are in box seat to play finals. For links and more information please seehttps://pastebin.com/F2QkQDxWAfter this tournament the cup is likely to change to a 5 medal player format. Please vote in this mini poll to determine who should be our 5th medal and also suggest new players for the next roster poll. https://s.surveyplanet.com/qo7r9qch
>>8823528This is the current team roster representing /h/. Can't Beat The Cock (Rance) and Ugly Bastard are our two gold players with 99 stats. Unwilling Elf and Masterpiece,1Girl are our two silver players with 88 stats with the rest of the team having 77 stats. Sad Panda is our stalwart goalkeeper and Stopman is his understudy.
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>>8823523/v/ instantly losing after 25 minutes of /h/ foreplay
>>8823541
>>8823540/v/ getting rape corrected
>>8823543/v/ couldn't beat the cock
>>8823523Needs impregnation
Pretentious /mu/sicians need rape correction immediately
>>8823528We are up
Green conditions for a green man
MY WIFE SCORED
Give her all the icecream she wants
>AIsuka scoredThat's just embarrassing for them
>>8823678Masterpiece
We're up and feeling confident at the half. Are we the ones going to get instant lossed now?
I scored
Good win. We're qualified for the finals. Next match against /mu/ at 17.00 UTC Sunday to decide who tops the group
>>8823691>against /mu/It's /pw/ manager-san
>/h/ made itMaybe elves are okay after all. Also what is up with the Asuka player?
>>8823691>/mu/ againIf only
>>8823698AI
>>8823692>>8823700Yeah sorry, /pw/
>>8823523Nice to see some bush
>>8823528Vods?
>>8824236>>8823528We up in 4 hours. Link in the pastebin. >>8824236https://implying.fun/winter26/
It's our time brot/h/ers
It's looking dangerous
Where's my promised rape?
We're so backMy FVARKING hero
Feels like we escaped with a draw, but we got the group locked up
Rance is the king of chaotic energy of messing about with sudden competence to care at the end. Just like how he is in the series.
>>8824586Somehow getting man of the match.
We are playing in round of 16 on Saturday
MOTM?
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>>8823528Up against /sci/ in round of 16 on Saturday
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>>8823523Hahh? Don't make me laugh.There's no way your sorry excuse for a dick could make me feel a thing.Ohohh! Mhhohh!Ah! Oh! Ohh!Aahhh! Ahnn!Urghh!>>8823528Knocked up your pathetic pussy real easy, heheh!Hahh...Hahh...Hahh...You're gonna spend the rest of your life as my cumdump. Your womb's gonna look like a worn-out rag by the time I'm done with you. You fucked around, now you're finding out.The brat sorta looks like us, it's kinda cute, huh?Huh? I mean, it has our genes, after all, heehee...>>8823529Hmmph! So, it's you guys?The rapscallions who have been targeting we elves...Heh heh heh...Did you think outnumbering me would be enough? Foolish humans.You'll regret this when my superior magic has got you begging on your knees, squealing like pigs!Elf panties get!Right, well, looks like our superior human cocks have got you begging on your knees instead, huh?C'mon! Squeal like a pig as you regret your choices!Mmm!!Mmph! *squeal*We're gonna have you pumping out plenty of "foolish human" babies, y'hear?>>8823530Whoa... it's tiny... *giggle* Are you sure you can manage with that?It even fits comfortably in my petite hand... Well, try your best to give me a good time!!I don't know if you really can, though...Nnh! What the hell, this is way different than I'm used tOOO!Hold on a sec!Mmm!!!Oh god!Cumming!Too easy, heh.>>8823531You still won't accept being sent to Hell? Well then, how about this?[This might be a little harsh, but...]You cum first, Hell. I cum first, Heaven. Well?[That's insane!] (Not sure if this is him thinking the line, or yelling it?)Ohh...Ohh... Oh...Cum... Cum...ming...I'm cumming!!! (Written with kanji for dying, but I can't think of a way to work that nuance into the translation)[She really took me to Heaven. Ooh... Cumming...] (Kanji for dying again. Also, "going to heaven" is a euphemism for cumming, which is probably the basis for this entire piece)
>>8823534Could we hold hands?Again? Sempai, you're like a spoiled little kid, y'know?Ooh...10 years laterMind letting go of my hands for a bit?No way!You've been holding them this whole time... They're going numb...No letting go!>>8823535All that trash-talk and you still lost? Guess the only thing you're good at is running your mouth.Grr... Why you...!That really got you going, huh? Your face is burning red, that's hilarious!Now who's face is burning red? And remind me, who's the one that lost after talking shit?Ah! cumming! I'm cumminggg!!>>8823536What kind of things do you look for in a prospective husband?Urban WomanEhh... things I look for in a prospective husband...? Certainly, I think it'd be nice if both his income and his height were on the higher end... And also, if he were a hottie, and the kind of guy who thought about me first and foremost...Your cock! Ah! Ohh!Ohh! Your cock, I love it!So you don't care if it's an old man's filthy cock.. as long as it's huge, it turns you into this?Aghh!Ohh!Cock! I love it!In the end, what you love even more than money or looks is cock, ain't that right?
>>8825208>>8825176Thanks
>>8823536Whore
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15767340
>>8823538A few days after coming-of-age celebration...Hahh!? Aizawa, you draw ero-doujin!?Hey! Not so loud!AcchanFollowing: 258Followers: 124,725T-that's awesome! I'm really rooting for you...Eh!? Uh, t-thanks...I've got to ask, though, how do you come up with material for this kind of stuff?Well, um, you see...>>8823539Just like this.Ahn!Her vice-grip of a pussy feels incredible...!She's really tickling my fetishes...!>>8823541You wish to have sex with me...?I am the Supreme Majin Hornet. Do I look like the kind of woman that would accept the advances of a stray mutt humping my leg...? (The usage of wanwan is a little odd to me here. The kanji spells out something like "inferior species," but he seems to quote her back as saying 'wanwan' specifically. As such, I've gone off-literal for the translation to work in some dog tropes)>>8823542Hahh! Hahh!So that's... what sex is like!?Hahh! Hahh!Hahh!Next time, I must... take care not to lose my composure...Hoo... whew...! You call me a mutt, but with that slutty body, you're more like a bitch wiggling her ass, begging for cock!Oi, Hornet! I'm gonna be making use of that pussy tomorrow, so when I say "heel!" you come to my side at once.>>8823659He underestimated the Taimanin. I can't believe a weakling like him picked a fight with us.You're just the worst! I was going on a date with my boyfriend...Don't go thinking we're gonna let you off easy by simply killing you.Their very minds thoroughly violated, the Taimanin were completely destroyed.As for the fate of these woman who were turned into mere sex dolls, it was decided that they would be auctioned off as living sex toys.
>>8826582Wanwan is a species of dog monster in the Rance games
>>8827347Good shit anon
>>8823523We are up in 2-2 and half hours. Round of 16 against /sci/
>>8828040Up nowLink here www.isthisliv.com/stream
let us rape
punish the elf
today we are all ugly bastards
Bailed out by me, you're welcome
GAHAHAHAH
I'm going to fap for 3 hours straigh to celebrate
>>8823523instant loss sounds like an rpg termi believe "immediate skip" is accurate.
Why ruining the thread with all this off-topic shit?
>>8823523Match day starts in 3 hours with the first quarter final but we won't play until the fourth quarter final in about 5 hours. Link here www.isthisliv.com/streamOur opponent is /pw/. If we lose we are out if we win we are playing again about an hour and a half later in the semi finals.
>>8828375Fanbox continuation
>>8827341I'm a princess of the Pakori Kingdom!! Surely you realize what awaits you if you go through with this!?Ahh... I only abducted you for use as ransom, but you're getting real annoying...We've got some time until the hand-off, so why don't we pass it with a bit of fucking?Ohh! Ohohh!I'm so- I'm sorry!Oh! Cumming! Cumming! I'm cumming!!Ohhh!Oh!>>8827342Oh, so the queen actually came. You've got the money, right?As you've requested, I, the queen, have come alone, unarmed, with naught but the ransom money. Now, give me my daughter back already!!Well, I don't mind giving her back, it's just... as my final condition, only after you fuck me.Ahh!Oh!Ohh!Ohohh!Oh!Cumming! I am... cumminggg!!!Like mother, like daughter, even down to the way your pussies squeeze down on my cock.Ohhh!!>>8827343If you don't untie us right now, you're in for a world of pain..!!Oh? I seem to be hearing a lot of backtalk, considering the situation and all...She's right, you know! Once the order of knights arrives, it's over for you!!Ah man... I mean, I was just planning on handing you over like this, but... If you want it that badly, I'll untie you.Eh?Hey now, with the both of you side by side, you really do both have weak pussies, huh? It makes me worry for the future of this country.Ohhh!Oh!Oghh!Ooohhhhh!!!*huff**huff*
>>8827344I am the captain of Pakori Kingdom's order of knights! So then, you're the criminal who has brought things this far! You seem rather capable. Let's settle this with a one-on-one duel.It'd be great if everyone arrived so readily...Excuse me?No, I just mean, er... Your armor? You mean to protect the kingdom like that?Your dare mock the Holy Cross Armor (Legendary) that I received from the king... Bastard, you can consider your life forfeit.If you can keep yourself from cumming for 30 minutes, I'll let the princess and the queen go. C'mon, you can do it!This guy, just how long will he keep cumming for...*huff**huff*The knight captain lost just 3 seconds later.>>8827345Hey, the knight captain came just like the princess said, but that bitch was weak. Don't tell me you're so hooked on the sex that you don't even want to go back anymore?Not in the least... I HATE bastards like you!!And yet, in spite of that, your pussy seems to love it!No! I don't want it!All right, should I pull out then?I don't want that either!Ah!It feels good! Your cock's so good!!>>8827346Haven't you gotten what you wanted out of this by now! Return us to our kingdom...!!Huh? The princess doesn't seem to have any desire to leave, though. Well, I suppose I could send you back alone.That's, well... Um...So! You wanna go home, don't you? Cum on, then! (TL note: he's simultaneously saying "hurry up and go" and "hurry up and cum")Ah!!Cumming!I'm cumming!!Ah!Oh!Ohohh!Oh!Oh!Ooohhhh!!!
>>8828382>>8827342I'm a little thrown off by the 7th page that was posted. The woman that shows up says she is the queen consort. Meanwhile, I assumed the second woman that had shown up was the queen (despite her title being another variation of princess), as she was the mother of a princess. So then, either the new one is a grandmother, or there are royal shenanigans going on with multiple bloodlines.>>8827347The one standing before you is the queen consort herself. I hear you've been giving my girls a spot of trouble?Your appearance leaves much to be desired, but you do seem to have some good genes. What do you think of joining my military forces?Ah?Ohohh!Oh!Oh!I don't need you to tell me who you are or how important you are, I just need you to work those hips for me!Ahh!Cock! Holy shit! Ah! Cumming! I'm cumming!!>>8828356Now, I don't think you boys are old enough to drink yet... (nervous sweat?)Shut it! Booze, give us the booze!If you need a drink so bad, then... how about some milk instead?Oh!?She's too easy, heh!Aahhhh!!!>>8828363Men are such simple creatures.Don't you know what'll happen if you spout off that kinda crap...Hahh!Ah!That night, Reimu received a very thorough lesson in consequences.
>>8828375You don't think I'm some kind of easy call-girl, do you?...I only came back today to grab something I forgot here.I came here for that, and only that.She says that, but this chick comes right on over to my house any time I call her.>>8828380Ah!Ah!Hahh! Aahhh! Aahhhhh!!
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>>8828421Call-girl? As in prostitute?
>>8828356We are up in about half an hour
/h/ shall prevail
I'M SEEING COLORS EVERYTHING IS BLENDING TOGETHER I NEED GOALS I NEED RAPE FUCKFUCKFUCK CAMON H SCORE SUM GOALS
>>8828356We up now
Let's go bros
AI redemption arc
Valiant effort, I was kinda hoping this cup'd be /h/'s turn but even if it wasn't you can hold your heads high
not like this...
Disappointing way to go out. Really should have pushed 8-8 earlier. Oh well. We are back in Summer. Lightsaber won the vote to be the 5th medal.
>>8828574YOU DESERVE IT
>>8828574Chloe wouldn't put up that much resistance
Hate elves so much.
>>8828491Yes, she more literally says "convenient woman," but he calls her and she shows up at his house, so I think this fits.>>8828470On sex relief duty todayName: Sumigawa KotoneClub: CalligraphyEh? Yeah, that's right, I've got the basketball club members today. Are you worried since it'll be my first time with them?Ehh, I'll be fine. Even if they get a teeny bit rowdy, it's nothing I'm not used to. No need to worry about me. Besides, I haven't been getting enough exercise lately, so this will be just what I need.Haha, holy crap, her legs are spazzing out! C'mon, spread them legs and get your hips wayyy down!Hahh! Hahh! I can't... keep going! My legs... don't have... any strength left! L-let me go! Please!If you can't give us 20 more squats, you're getting gang-banged for another full round.Quit your whining. You came here with that flabby body, started running those flabby lips, and if you keep it up, you'll be leaving with a flabby butthole.Eep! I-I'll do it! Sorry! I'm sorry!Armband: Sex Relief DutyStomach: Cumdump (can't make out the first kanji here, but the term 肉便器 is super commonly used like this, which more literally means "flesh toilet," less literally "slut")Left leg: 20 (tallies)Right leg: Today's cocksleeve>>8828486C'mon, tell me. Why'd you turn me down? *giggle* (Alternatively, "Why'd you get dumped?")...My partners, they all pass out. Every. Single. Time.Huh? What, during sex? That's why?What the heck, you've gotta be joking, eheh...
>>8828509On sex relief duty todayKanekawa MisakiKanekawa YukaEh, both twins on sex relief duty together? For real!? I gotta get me some of that!A-ahaha... I-I'm in your care...Misaki! This guy's way too rough, you gotta be careful! You, stay away from us!Whoa! Yuka's itty-bitty pussy is so tight!Here! I'm gonna knock both you twins up as a pair! I'll fill up your tummies til they can't fit no more!Your tiny pussies are just the best! C'mon! Let's get you pregnant! Get knocked up! Have my babies!Mmh!Mmh!This creep is seriously the worst! Hurry up and get it over with! (Seems to be thought bubble)Hyahh...! I can't... it's coming out! The semen's coming out!>>8828522Eh, are you hitting on me? Hmm... Well, I'm not busy, so I guess I don't mind having some fun with you for a bit, heh heh...Ah! I can't! I-it's coming out!I'm- mmhhh!!!Hey, what do you think you're doing, just pissing on me?And all over my stomach, no less.I'm gonna fuck you hard enough to demolish your womb and make your face contort in all new kinds of ways, so how about you prepare yourself?H-hnnghh!!>>8828551Nope, no way! Absolutely not, not with that selfish guy! When it comes to sex and stuff, the mood is like, super important!I mean, it's all about give-and-take, right? So if we're gonna let a guy fuck us, shouldn't he have to work for it? Ahaha!Well-said, Arisa! That's right!Ehh... So maybe I should break up with him, then? Arisa, is your boyfriend really that good in bed?She's head-over-heels for her boyfriend. Man, I'm so jealous... Speaking of which, Arisa, you're going over to his house tonight, aren't you?Hrrhmph!Hhnnghh!Ohhhhhhh!! I'm gonna cum agaiNNNNN!!!Y'know, you're like a whole different person at school, heh...
>>8828577Noa, is it true that you never forget a thing?I wouldn't say that's completely true, but if it's just about today's activities, I could easily answer any question......There's something I'd like to test out, would you mind coming with me?Something you want to test?Can you remember how many times you've cum now?Eighty... seven... times...Hahh!Hahh!*ooze*Still got it, huh? Why don't we try upping the difficulty?Wait, Sensei, please... Let me rest a bit...>>8828768I heard you have a commission for me? Heheh! Fine by me. I'll gladly take on a commission from Sensei anytime.Let me show you how it's done!Sensei...?Is this... your commission...?
>>8828382>>8828402>>8828414Thanks. The fact that they also have similar faces probably doesn't help.
>>8843919It's annoying when you stare at my face like that...S-sorry! I'm just so happy that I get to meet up with you, Yuna-chan...If you're just gonna stand around with your thumb up your ass, maybe bring my stuff in already?And don't get carried away just because you met me in-person, you're still just a loser freak.O-okay!{I wonder why she summoned me to her house today...}Oh, so you asked me over because you were feeling lonely...N-no, that's not...!Ah!This is embarrassing!So...!Gimme back my mask!>>8843947Who's this? Have you need of me?If you need something of me, spit it out, I haven't got all day.Ohhhh!! Uwohh!!I can't believe you'd dare look down on me!I'll show you who should be looking down at who!
>>8844287Keep your hands off me!Aah...In a certain village, it is custom for women reaching the age of 18 to copulate with one of the men in the village.Who in their right mind would mate with someone like you...!Hold up, now!Sho goood...!Oh!Ohohh!More!Nhh!W-wait a-!I love ittt!>>8844288Kiyo-chan... um...Hey! Don't get all chummy with me just because we had sex one time!In a certain village, it is custom for women reaching the age of 18 to copulate with one of the men in the village.Kiyo-chan!?Nnmmbeehhh...Mmh!{Cock! Cocckk!!}Mmh!{It's just tradition! It's not like I have a choice!}>>8844315Been a while, hasn't it, Director?(Phone): HypnosisAnd what might you want?I ought to fire you for this.Get out of my office, now.I never would have guessed you were so adept in the art of love-making...I am appointing myself as your personal sex-cretary.From now on, you will be giving me creampies every single day.Am I clear!?>>8844372Yeah, so where's today's lunch money? It's overdue.{I'm always getting fucked over by this bitch... Well, this time, she'll be the one getting fucked...!!}Hypnosis mode activatedC'mon... I'll even pay you back... Just keep fucking me...Ah! Ah!Ah! Ah!Maybe the hypnosis was a bit too effective!?>>8844467Valentine's Day back then...Kou-kun, I'm in love with you!Please, go out with me!For real!? You're fine with me!?Well, all right... Chisaki, I will make sure to love and cherish you...Valentine's Day now...
Always was happy to see that shit on pixiv, but this thread made me realize just how pathetic this fetish truly is
>>8844799It will probably surprise you, but nobody cares about the opinion of a schizo like you.
>>8844772Bit lacking in stamina, my little kouhai? Haha!Here, some water.T-thank you.Jeez, guess I don't have a choice... Sempai will just have to give you her special training course.Think you can keep up? Hehehe...Where the heck... were you hiding... such endurance...Whew...>>8844776So tell me, are you, like, a virgin?Eh... Er, well, that's...What kinda response is that, lol! I bet you've got a limp dick, haha!No, I...No worries, next time I see you, I'll break in that flaccid cock for you.Q-quit teasing...Nnohh...! Ohh!Shit...! You're fucking hung!>>8844778"Inebriation magic?" And how's that supposed to help in combat?Ah... erm...Seems like a low-tier spell... Mind giving me a demonstration?S-sure...Okay, if you would?As you see, in practice, it's actually quite useful!Oh!Oh!Hahh! Hahh!I gueshhh sho...?*super intoxicated*
>>8845989F-father...!?So, I've been seen...I've been caught absorbing this man's essence......Although, your essence is still fresh and pure...I shall let you go this time, as long as you never speak of what you saw toda-...I will avenge my fatherrr!!Are you listening to me?You wanna "absorb essence" that badly!? Then I'll fill your belly with as much "essence" as you can take!!Eh!? No, not that kind...!? I meant life essence, not *that*...!H-h-hey now, just calm down...! It's a little soon for us to be making babies...! Ah! Yahh!Your hot seed, I caaaan't...!!!(TL note: unfortunately, there is a fair bit lost in translation. First, the word being used for 'life essence' is seiki. The 'sei' means spirit/vigor, while the 'ki' means (vital) energy. 'Sei' can also mean other things relating to life, but the kanji used in particular can also refer to semen. And, while it's not used this way, 'seiki' is also the reading for a word for genitals, and seieki is a word for semen. So, the yuki-onna is saying 'seiki' for life essence, while the man just says 'sei' for semen.' I just couldn't find a way to work out the pun/misinterpretation that well in English.Additionally, the context of the yuki-onna (snow woman) story is relevant. In the folk tale, the snow woman lets the man go, and later shows up disguised as a human. The man, not knowing she's the yuki-onna, falls in love, marries her, and has children. While not relevant here, the story ends with him telling her about the yuki-onna he saw long ago, after which she reveals that she is the yuki-onna, and then leaves him because he broke the promise of not telling anybody. So, the part where she says it's too soon for the babymaking seems to be referring to the part of the folk tale where that does happen. I take it as her basically saying "that plot point comes later." I might be overthinking it though.)
>>8846047Thank you for the translation and also for the yuki-onna lore.
>>8848211Hojou-sensei... Wanna grab a bite after work?Still on about this, Gori-sensei?{Guhuhuh... Her body's as irresistible as always. Today's the day I make her mine...}*sigh*{This guy never learns... Is sex the only thing in that head of his?}{Every time he opens his mouth, he's either boasting about how strong he is or spewing some vague sexual harassment... He's like the epitome of the gym teacher trope.}{Sigh... Turning him down all the time is getting tiresome... Maybe I'll go along with it for once to shut him up...}That nightOh!Nhh! Cumming! Cumming!Ah!Came again, Sensei? Does my raw cock feel that good?So fucking good! Raw cocckk!!Oh!Hohh! Ohnnhh!Looks like we had perfect chemistry after all. If you'll be my woman, I'll let you have this cock every single day.Ohhh!! Cumming! Cumming again!!>>8848330So, what were you doing on Christmas? Sorting mail at work, all alone? So sad, I could cry.But what's interesting to me, is that you'd be cooped up by yourself on Christmas, yet still come out to drink with me for New Years... Well, I can tell just by looking at you, you're a virgin, aren't you? Man, you are just hopeless.But, y'know, when I see how you are at work, I can understand why nobody wants to be around you. You can't do your job right, your vibes are totally off... What is it that you even want to do?Sorry, maybe I went a bit too far there? But those are the facts. Juniors like you need a wake-up call.You make fun of me for being alone on Christmas, but you're the one drinking yourself out cold.Since when are you in any position to lecture me? What gives you the right to look down on others?Do you even know how wrong it is that you always talk to me like that?You wanna make fun of me, asking what I can even do right?But you can hardly talk when you're the one black-out drunk.You talked a big game, but now you're out like a light.You always look down on me with no room to talk, just who do you think you are?
>>8848592Oh man... Suzuki-kun was hired around the same time as you, but he gets his work done way faster!It would take you 10 times as long to do the same work!You should learn by watching him, and maybe do some off-the-clock study...So? Next, are you gonna tell me how much bigger Suzuki's cock is than mine?No, he can't reach the places I can, now can he?Hey...! Take it out... I'll say I'm sorryYYYYY!!And what you were doing earlier was a form of power abuse, y'know? So please reflect on your actions, Sempai, okay?
