How do Jews, Christians, and Muslims cope with the fact that neither Exodus nor Joshua’s conquest of Canaan ever happened and instead the Israelites were originally a Canaanite peoples who only later became a distinct group? The entire Old Testament is ahistorical and at best contains half-truths (akin to how Gilgamesh and King Arthur might be based on real people whose deeds were exaggerated). Jewish monotheism evolved out of Canaanite paganism and not the other way around, there was never any “original monotheism” and the apostasy depicted in 2 Kings was in reality the original state of things, not some later perversion as monotheism didn’t exist at all until after the Babylonian exile (and as a coping mechanism to getting BTFO by Babylon).
Abrahamics do not believe in "facts". Lol.
>>18488836The stupidest thing a man can do is pick a fight with the Terrifying God.
>>18488882He does not fight back. Only his followers do. You can blaspheme him in private and nothing happens unless his believers hear it. They are real. He is not. Lol.
>>18488882There are three Gods. Jewish. Christian God. And Muslim God. They are all individual people and not one person lol.
reading egyptian history gives you a much better lense to view biblical stories with.
>>18488836I don’t think about any of that shit. I barely even consider the Old Testament.
>>18488893Just wait and see.>>18488898The God of Jeshurun in the One and Only God.
>>18488893Your life doesn't suck for no reason. All bad things in life are reserved for those who hate him.
>>18488893They actually believe in Ishtar, that's why if you ever speak ill of their alleged goddess you actually get fucked over in life more.
>>18488836Sounds like you're spitballing and don't actually know what you're talking about. Don't worry, nobody understands the bible correctly their first time reading it.
>it's allegorical bro>it's a metaphor bro
>>18489954But it is. Almost all is allegorical and metaphorical for space objects and events.
>>18488882true
